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  • DaveMatthewsDaveMatthews Posts: 73
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  • harmless_little_f***harmless_little_f*** Posts: 8,005
    I'd say 'Man, you must be hungry. Want anything else?' And then I'd buy it for him..
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  • Drop The Leash 10Drop The Leash 10 Posts: 7,011
    DaveMatthews wrote:
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    lmao!!!!!

    you have way too much time on your hands!
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    Once I get out of this town


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  • justamjustam Posts: 21,410
    DaveMatthews wrote:
    would you punch his face in?

    No.
    Eddie would not have to steal my sandwich. I'd be happy to share it. :)
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  • DaveMatthewsDaveMatthews Posts: 73
    i think mr. eddie shouldnt be treated different from others

    if a homeless man came up to you and yelled hehhhhhhh! and stole ur sandwich then you would probably shove your flashlight up his ass. eddie should be no different.
  • justamjustam Posts: 21,410
    DaveMatthews wrote:
    i think mr. eddie shouldnt be treated different from others

    if a homeless man came up to you and yelled hehhhhhhh! and stole ur sandwich then you would probably shove your flashlight up his ass. eddie should be no different.

    But, I'd share my sandwich with a homeless guy too. :)
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  • DaveMatthewsDaveMatthews Posts: 73
    thats very swell of you. i shall pat you on the back.

    what if dave mattthews tried to steal ur sandwich?
  • justamjustam Posts: 21,410
    In my experience though, homeless people don't really want food when they ask for help. They just want the cash.

    I've offered people with signs actual food and they always turned it down...so... *shrugs*
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  • NoonieNoonie Posts: 93
    DaveMatthews wrote:
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    Holey hell this picture is magical, I swear the more I look at it the funnier it gets.
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  • ||Release_Me||||Release_Me|| Posts: 1,871
    AmentsChick wrote:
    It depends. Does the sandwich have a "moist-maker"??


    If it had a 'moist-maker', i think i'd react in exactly the same way as Ross did. I just want to touch Ed, do you think that is wrong??
    "This town deserves a better class of criminal... and I'm gonna give it to them."

  • DaveMatthewsDaveMatthews Posts: 73
    if that ross guy ever touched my sandwich id chop his balls off.
  • Red mosquitaRed mosquita Posts: 518
    DaveMatthews wrote:
    would you punch his face in?

    only my mom is exempt from getting hit back.
    I'll ride the wave where it takes me...
  • writersuwritersu Posts: 1,867
    boy you guys are so deep...........

    I never thought of the whole sandwich thing.....

    but I wouldn't punch him, I would just say what I said when all of those kids in high school would come by and take your can of pop, and say "can I have a drink?" .........which was, "yours now".
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  • tybirdtybird Posts: 17,388
    He wouldn't eat my sandwich...I'm a carnivore. :D If he did steal, I might have to kick him in the arse.
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  • FnCircusFnCircus Posts: 439
    two can play at that game...........

    he steals my sandwhich, I steal his wine.
  • AmentsChickAmentsChick Posts: 6,969
    F'n_Circus wrote:
    two can play at that game...........

    he steals my sandwhich, I steal his wine.

    Now that's just playing dirty!!
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  • 5432154321 Posts: 11
    more likely he'd ask "are you eating that" and swipe your pickle.



    please don't interpret.
  • SpunkieSpunkie Posts: 6,672
    Hell, he doesn't have to steal my sandwich. I'll punch him for nothing. Then I'll take him to the cleaners. Bastard!
  • SpunkieSpunkie Posts: 6,672
    DaveMatthews wrote:
    thats very swell of you. i shall pat you on the back.

    what if dave mattthews tried to steal ur sandwich?

    Hell, I'd punch him free of charge. Bastard.
  • Them-BonesThem-Bones Posts: 518
    He could've asked, I would give him the damn sandwhich
    "If my thoughts, dreams, could be seen, they'd probably put my head, in a guillotine, but it's alright ma, it's life and life only."
  • vedderfan10vedderfan10 Posts: 2,497
    He'd just smile and take a bite of Mike's sandwich....

    (think men at work) ;)
    be philanthropic
  • skyeriverwinterskyeriverwinter Posts: 1,894
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  • dq4lifedq4life Posts: 154
    DaveMatthews wrote:
    its a roast beef sandwich and you just got done taking your daughter to the zoo. its hot and you are parched

    eddie just walks out of no where and swipes the sandwich off your table, takes a large bite and continues to walk while munching.
    but you see, then he wouldn't steal it because he's a vegetarian. now if i had my hands on a delicious black bean burger that'd be a whole nother story.
  • vedderfan10vedderfan10 Posts: 2,497
    dq4life wrote:
    but you see, then he wouldn't steal it because he's a vegetarian. now if i had my hands on a delicious black bean burger that'd be a whole nother story.

    Or a Fauxfu sandwich for those who don't like Tofu....
    be philanthropic
  • josevolutionjosevolution Posts: 29,531
    his given me plenty a sandwich is the least i could give back :)
    jesus greets me looks just like me ....
  • NC_IrieNC_Irie Posts: 270
    mbangel10 wrote:
    I could see this happening...

    http://www.glumbert.com/media/puncheat

    LMAO

    I saw this skit when it was aired on SNL. Andy is one hilarious MOFO!

    nice pass!
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  • fractusfractus Posts: 67
    Only if it was a Big Kahuna burger...cause that IS a good burger.
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