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if eddie vedder stole your sandwich...

DaveMatthewsDaveMatthews Posts: 73
edited December 2007 in The Porch
would you punch his face in?
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  • Drop The Leash 10Drop The Leash 10 Posts: 7,011
    fuck yes! i paid good money for that sandwich!
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  • DaveMatthewsDaveMatthews Posts: 73
    but its eddie vedder?

    just because hes eddie vedder doesnt give him the right to take peoples sandwiches as he pleases. some would feel blessed to have their sandwich stolen by mr. eddie. but hey thats my sandwich
  • The Waiting Trophy ManThe Waiting Trophy Man Posts: 12,158
    no. I would ask him if he needed a drink to wash it down with.
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  • CHANGEinWAVESCHANGEinWAVES Posts: 10,169
    depends on what type of sandwich and how hungry I was!
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  • natalypjevnatalypjev Posts: 24
    of course no...I tell hem hey ....I can give you my sandwich if you sing a song to me now jajajaj :P:P
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  • chiquimonkeychiquimonkey Posts: 9,337
    i'd give him my chips. unless they were sun chips. then i'd just share.
  • DaveMatthewsDaveMatthews Posts: 73
    its a roast beef sandwich and you just got done taking your daughter to the zoo. its hot and you are parched

    eddie just walks out of no where and swipes the sandwich off your table, takes a large bite and continues to walk while munching.
  • DaveMatthewsDaveMatthews Posts: 73
    oh and he also makes that crazy noise like he does in that song about a Wolf on his sold cd. HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEHHHHHHHHH~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~!!!!!!!!!!!!

    then eats ur sandwich
  • CHANGEinWAVESCHANGEinWAVES Posts: 10,169
    DaveMatthews wrote:
    oh and he also makes that crazy noise like he does in that song about a Wolf on his sold cd. HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEHHHHHHHHH~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~!!!!!!!!!!!!

    then eats ur sandwich
    LOL
    ok if it wasn't for the crazy noises then I'd be mad...but if i get to hear the heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeehhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh~~~~~~~~~~~~~~!!!!!!!!!!!
    then i'd be ok with it:)
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  • DaveMatthewsDaveMatthews Posts: 73
    interesting choice. let me know how that all works out for you

    if you let him steal your sandwich then he will think its ok to steal your shoes and then your jacket and then your bike and then your wife. mr. eddie is sneaky
  • DaveMatthewsDaveMatthews Posts: 73
    im not sure where im at right now
  • Drop The Leash 10Drop The Leash 10 Posts: 7,011
    ohh boy, something tells me this is going to be the next "MIike is a B@D @$$ Mofo' thread :D
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  • aNiMaLaNiMaL Posts: 7,117
    If he stole my Mike' Deluxe, there might be fisticuffs. However, if we were still at the deli when these shenanigans happen, I may figure that I owe Ed at least a tasty sandwich for all that I have gotten from him over the years, and just order myself another one. Maybe I'd offer to buy him a beer to wash it down and we'd sit and have lunch on me.
  • CHANGEinWAVESCHANGEinWAVES Posts: 10,169
    DaveMatthews wrote:
    interesting choice. let me know how that all works out for you

    if you let him steal your sandwich then he will think its ok to steal your shoes and then your jacket and then your bike and then your wife. mr. eddie is sneaky
    ok well my shoes he wouldn't fit into, my jacket isn't his size either, my bike...well i don't ride a bike...and my wife...I'm a woman and married to a man ( though I'm sure he'd be willing to let Ed steal him as long as he kept his hands to himself!)
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  • phillyfanphillyfan Posts: 831
    i would kick him in his nuts
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  • mbangel10mbangel10 Posts: 548
    I could see this happening...

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  • dontgimmenolipdontgimmenolip Posts: 198
    Joke's on him - I licked the sandwich already.
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  • PJamGrunge10PJamGrunge10 Posts: 596
    He wouldn't, because I only eat sandwiches with meat in them, such as turkey or chicken. Eddie is a vegetarian so therefore he doesn't eat such delicious sandwiches.







    But if he did... I would expect him to buy me another one of equal or greater value!
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  • chiquimonkeychiquimonkey Posts: 9,337
    mbangel10 wrote:
    I could see this happening...

    http://www.glumbert.com/media/puncheat
    LMAO
  • DaveMatthewsDaveMatthews Posts: 73
    i understand. i really do.

    lets say mr. eddie walks up to you with knumbchux! and a sword. and says "give me your vegitarian deluxe sub sandwich combo meal. thats something to ponder.

    i would jack the guy up. jack. his. ass. UP.
  • DaveMatthewsDaveMatthews Posts: 73
    holy hell is mr. eddie really a vegetarian?
  • 58823005882300 Posts: 813
    That's really fucked up Ed!
  • DaveMatthewsDaveMatthews Posts: 73
    yeah.....im not really a fan of the guy much anymore.

    guy steals my sandwich and he doesnt even eat meat which means hes going out of his way to ruin my day at the zoo. jerk
  • Drop The Leash 10Drop The Leash 10 Posts: 7,011
    mbangel10 wrote:
    I could see this happening...

    http://www.glumbert.com/media/puncheat
    that brought me to tears!


    LMAO!
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  • SENROCKSENROCK Posts: 10,736
    DaveMatthews wrote:
    would you punch his face in?


    HELL YES. especially if it was my lovely grilled cheese from lazy dog cafe!!! everyone KNOWS better than to get at that!
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  • MargoMargo Posts: 256
    I would not punch anyone in the face for stealing my sandwich although I would definitely shout at them! If it were Eddie that would be the perfect excuse to start a conversation with him.
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  • AmentsChickAmentsChick Posts: 6,969
    It depends. Does the sandwich have a "moist-maker"??
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  • Sian-of-the-deadSian-of-the-dead Posts: 8,963
    I wouldn't punch him.

    I would calmly stand, kick him in the shin and run... while shouting

    "I LOVE YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUU"

    but that just me :cool:
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  • MattCameronKicksButtMattCameronKicksButt Posts: 4,317
    Sian-of-the-dead wrote:
    I wouldn't punch him.

    I would calmly stand, kick him in the shin and run... while shouting

    "I LOVE YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUU"

    but that just me :cool:

    HAHAHA. That would be funny to see.

    I'd just stand there and cry. (Not really. I don't know what I'd do).
  • MattCameronKicksButtMattCameronKicksButt Posts: 4,317
    DaveMatthews wrote:
    yeah.....im not really a fan of the guy much anymore.

    guy steals my sandwich and he doesnt even eat meat which means hes going out of his way to ruin my day at the zoo. jerk


    I'd look at him and shout 'OI! EDDIE! NOOOO'!

    (God, I love your sense of humour). :D
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