Sure. Sometimes, when I backpack in care bear country, I stash a piece of bacon in the pack of the person I dislike the most. Good times!
Nawww....care bear country....you're so cute, Eyed!
You haven't seen Tenderheart after eating a bunch of fermented blackberries. That guy just gets mean as a snake. Nobody will tell him to his face, but he clearly has a problem.
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don't fret Zigglesworth... most wines come with a screw top now anyway... and i find a zebra's vagina gives the best grip for that job.
Speaking of wine, Dunk you ever heard of boxwine?
This wound him up pretty good once before... Stand back!
i remember that..
oh scary... 40000 morbidly obese christians wearing fanny packs invading europe is probably the least scariest thing since I watched an edited version of The Care Bears movie in an extremely brightly lit cinema.
don't fret Zigglesworth... most wines come with a screw top now anyway... and i find a zebra's vagina gives the best grip for that job.
Yeah....true....so many poor pigs must be out of jobs now due to those screw tops, huh! More and more would be heading back to the porn industry. *shakes head* Oh well....at least the kids of todays world will still be able to discover that pigs have corkscrew penises.
The zebra hey....will def keep that in mind. Thanks man!
hey no problems Zig... and if you ever want to find out how to open up pistachio nuts give me a call sometime.
oh scary... 40000 morbidly obese christians wearing fanny packs invading europe is probably the least scariest thing since I watched an edited version of The Care Bears movie in an extremely brightly lit cinema.
i'm going to have some cartoneggs with my birdchicken later on... perhaps even some canbeans...
afterwards I'm going to find a horny pig and have me some bottlewine.
should be a goods night. might even have me some maritalsex.
oh scary... 40000 morbidly obese christians wearing fanny packs invading europe is probably the least scariest thing since I watched an edited version of The Care Bears movie in an extremely brightly lit cinema.
i'm going to have some cartoneggs with my birdchicken later on... perhaps even some canbeans...
afterwards I'm going to find a horny pig and have me some bottlewine.
should be a goods night. might even have me some maritalsex.
Don't kid yourself.....you'll be having handsex.
well either that or I'll be up till 2am gently fisting a microwaved bag of liver.
oh scary... 40000 morbidly obese christians wearing fanny packs invading europe is probably the least scariest thing since I watched an edited version of The Care Bears movie in an extremely brightly lit cinema.
We were dying without you. Just between you, Dunk, Chadwick, and myself, I'm not sure if some of these other folks realize when there is a joke afoot. Shhhh, don't tell them I said that. I don't want to hurt anyone's feelings or anything.
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If that's how i referred to my wife, I'd be a dead man...
They're a bunch of romantics over there. In fact, Scotland invented romance.
thats correct... although over here we call it by its proper name still... Rohipnol
oh scary... 40000 morbidly obese christians wearing fanny packs invading europe is probably the least scariest thing since I watched an edited version of The Care Bears movie in an extremely brightly lit cinema.
If that's how i referred to my wife, I'd be a dead man...
Ziggy's not actually my wife.
yet.
oh scary... 40000 morbidly obese christians wearing fanny packs invading europe is probably the least scariest thing since I watched an edited version of The Care Bears movie in an extremely brightly lit cinema.
We were dying without you. Just between you, Dunk, Chadwick, and myself, I'm not sure if some of these other folks realize when there is a joke afoot. Shhhh, don't tell them I said that. I don't want to hurt anyone's feelings or anything.
where were you Zigg? Holiday, working, Nigerian prostitute scandal?
oh scary... 40000 morbidly obese christians wearing fanny packs invading europe is probably the least scariest thing since I watched an edited version of The Care Bears movie in an extremely brightly lit cinema.
We were dying without you. Just between you, Dunk, Chadwick, and myself, I'm not sure if some of these other folks realize when there is a joke afoot. Shhhh, don't tell them I said that. I don't want to hurt anyone's feelings or anything.
I won't mention a thing.....but if they get their feelings hurt from a message board, they're dickheads! Toughen up people and throw some shit back!!
We were dying without you. Just between you, Dunk, Chadwick, and myself, I'm not sure if some of these other folks realize when there is a joke afoot. Shhhh, don't tell them I said that. I don't want to hurt anyone's feelings or anything.
I won't mention a thing.....but if they get their feelings hurt from a message board, they're dickheads! Toughen up people and throw some shit back!!
In the spirit of boxwine, would that indicate someone actually has a dick for a head?
where were you Zigg? Holiday, working, Nigerian prostitute scandal?
Do you know you're the only person to call me Zigg with two Gs?
Ummm....I don't know what I was doing really. I gave up smoking weed about 2 weeks ago....okay, I gave up buying weed but have had a couple of sessions with mates when they pop over....which in my books is given up.....so I've been keeping myself entertained with heaps and heaps of work....I've only been absent for about 3 weeks I think. It's nice to know I'm so loved and missed...by the smart arses!
where were you Zigg? Holiday, working, Nigerian prostitute scandal?
Do you know you're the only person to call me Zigg with two Gs?
Ummm....I don't know what I was doing really. I gave up smoking weed about 2 weeks ago....okay, I gave up buying weed but have had a couple of sessions with mates when they pop over....which in my books is given up.....so I've been keeping myself entertained with heaps and heaps of work....I've only been absent for about 3 weeks I think. It's nice to know I'm so loved and missed...by the smart arses!
And when I say given up....I mean taking a break.
so you were on a break... tell that to Rachel from Friends bitch!!!!
two GG's is how i roll... i'm crazy like that... fucking consonants rock my world!
have a nice night :wave:
oh scary... 40000 morbidly obese christians wearing fanny packs invading europe is probably the least scariest thing since I watched an edited version of The Care Bears movie in an extremely brightly lit cinema.
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Nawww....care bear country....you're so cute, Eyed!
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You haven't seen Tenderheart after eating a bunch of fermented blackberries. That guy just gets mean as a snake. Nobody will tell him to his face, but he clearly has a problem.
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i remember that..
hey no problems Zig... and if you ever want to find out how to open up pistachio nuts give me a call sometime.
He looks a lot like Sweetie Belle. :oops:
Alright, I just googled that. I swear I didn't know any of their names. Don't make me kill someone! :twisted:
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After that "Weeee!" before, I'm not too sure if I believe you! :?
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afterwards I'm going to find a horny pig and have me some bottlewine.
should be a goods night. might even have me some maritalsex.
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Yeah, until he's on the sauce.
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With his stoner mate:
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Don't kid yourself.....you'll be having handsex.
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well either that or I'll be up till 2am gently fisting a microwaved bag of liver.
We were dying without you. Just between you, Dunk, Chadwick, and myself, I'm not sure if some of these other folks realize when there is a joke afoot. Shhhh, don't tell them I said that. I don't want to hurt anyone's feelings or anything.
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If that's how i referred to my wife, I'd be a dead man...
They're a bunch of romantics over there. In fact, Scotland invented romance.
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thats correct... although over here we call it by its proper name still... Rohipnol
Ziggy's not actually my wife.
yet.
where were you Zigg? Holiday, working, Nigerian prostitute scandal?
I won't mention a thing.....but if they get their feelings hurt from a message board, they're dickheads! Toughen up people and throw some shit back!!
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At the rate you're going tonight, you will be sweet talking me right into your arms in no time!
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And her dogs are cool too
:wave:
In the spirit of boxwine, would that indicate someone actually has a dick for a head?
Do you know you're the only person to call me Zigg with two Gs?
Ummm....I don't know what I was doing really. I gave up smoking weed about 2 weeks ago....okay, I gave up buying weed but have had a couple of sessions with mates when they pop over....which in my books is given up.....so I've been keeping myself entertained with heaps and heaps of work....I've only been absent for about 3 weeks I think. It's nice to know I'm so loved and missed...by the smart arses!
And when I say given up....I mean taking a break.
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:wave: My puppies like you too!
I had another dream about you about 2 weeks ago....ahem :? ....Go norm! :shock:
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haha Yes it would!
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so you were on a break... tell that to Rachel from Friends bitch!!!!
two GG's is how i roll... i'm crazy like that... fucking consonants rock my world!
have a nice night :wave:
I'm not even sure what that Rachel/Friends reference means....but I'm sure Eyed will be able to tell me....Weeee!
I better get to bed....it's 3.30am. :wave:
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