Does anyone know where my remote control is?

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  • MrMerkinball
    MrMerkinball Posts: 1,978
    Hammerdonkey wrote:
    I have a friend that when you ask where something is, he'll respond "If it was up your ass you'd know it."

    Soooo, not to get personal, but, have you checked in your ass?
    ummmmmm no :oops:
  • pickupyourwill
    pickupyourwill Posts: 3,135
    MrMerkinball wrote:
    I feel so lost

    have you checked the couch cushions yet?
  • pickupyourwill
    pickupyourwill Posts: 3,135
    chadwick wrote:
    they need a lil buzzer/beeper thingy in a remote like the ones in phones .. know what mean?

    amen to that! don't some remotes already have this feature?, and if so where can I find one?
  • keeponrockin
    keeponrockin Posts: 7,446
    MrMerkinball wrote:
    I live in a house with 3 daughter's, my wife and our nanny. none of these women understand that this is an emergency.
    Ok that made me laugh out loud.
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  • Thoughts_Arrive
    Thoughts_Arrive Melbourne, Australia Posts: 15,165
    It is I that have it.
    I will not return the hostage until I am paid...






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  • Thoughts_Arrive
    Thoughts_Arrive Melbourne, Australia Posts: 15,165
    keeponrockin wrote:
    MrMerkinball wrote:
    I live in a house with 3 daughter's, my wife and our nanny. none of these women understand that this is an emergency.
    Ok that made me laugh out loud.

    Same :lol:
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  • stardust1976
    stardust1976 Posts: 1,301
    About a year ago, I couldn't find the remote for the pay TV - my 4yr old son said he hid it. A year on, and the remote is still lost. I think the remote monster took it to make some pretty sculpture out of all the remotes he steals, and he is of course married to the sock fairy. The very same one who steals all the socks in the wash, so that they go in pairs and come out singles....

    Sorry - I'm a bit bored!!!! :lol::lol:
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  • Franny
    Franny Posts: 2,054
    stardust1976 wrote:
    About a year ago, I couldn't find the remote for the pay TV - my 4yr old son said he hid it. A year on, and the remote is still lost. I think the remote monster took it to make some pretty sculpture out of all the remotes he steals, and he is of course married to the sock fairy. The very same one who steals all the socks in the wash, so that they go in pairs and come out singles....

    Sorry - I'm a bit bored!!!! :lol::lol:


    At least he didn't respond with "It's swimming".....yeah in a glass of water. Then the replacement for that drowned remote, he pulled the battery tray (uses those flat batteries) out it and chewed on it so it wouldn't hold the batteries in place.

    Solution to the socks...sockadiles!




    Any way back to the original question.....dude you are screwed. Being surrounded by so many women, have you not realised that this is entertainment for them!!! Yeah lets play with the only man in the houses head.....how easy it is too!! :lol::lol::lol:
  • Rygar
    Rygar Posts: 8,711
    The solution for all ye of remote control woes:

    http://www.logitech.com/index.cfm/remotes/universal_remotes/&cl=us,en
  • MrMerkinball
    MrMerkinball Posts: 1,978
    I went to bed in frustration last night.

    The remote control was located this morning. It was in the Bread drawer. My 2 year old has a thing with that Bread Drawer.

    I also found my watch and car keys in the same drawer.
  • CantKeepMeHere
    CantKeepMeHere Posts: 2,177
    stardust1976 wrote:
    About a year ago, I couldn't find the remote for the pay TV - my 4yr old son said he hid it. A year on, and the remote is still lost. I think the remote monster took it to make some pretty sculpture out of all the remotes he steals, and he is of course married to the sock fairy. The very same one who steals all the socks in the wash, so that they go in pairs and come out singles....

    Sorry - I'm a bit bored!!!! :lol::lol:

    I thinking the sock monster myself - or ask SAWYER perhaps it is in his precious stash
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  • Drowned Out
    Drowned Out Posts: 6,056
    MrMerkinball wrote:
    I went to bed in frustration last night.

    The remote control was located this morning. It was in the Bread drawer. My 2 year old has a thing with that Bread Drawer.

    I also found my watch and car keys in the same drawer.
    :lol::lol: I found my remote in a box of oatmeal yesterday....thankfuily before I realized it was missing. Damn kids ;)

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