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Does anyone know where my remote control is?

MrMerkinballMrMerkinball Posts: 1,978
edited March 2010 in All Encompassing Trip
I feel so lost
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  • normnorm Posts: 31,146
    did you look over there?
  • chadwickchadwick up my ass Posts: 21,157
    check the freezer.
    weird shit ends up in freezers and refrigerators.
    example...

    dad had a habit of putting stupid shit in the refrigerator after coming home from the store.
    little sack of nuts and bolts... lost ... found in freezer some hours later.
    for poetry through the ceiling. ISBN: 1 4241 8840 7

    "Hear me, my chiefs!
    I am tired; my heart is
    sick and sad. From where
    the sun stands I will fight
    no more forever."
    Chief Joseph - Nez Perce
  • CHANGEinWAVESCHANGEinWAVES Posts: 10,169
    I stole it.
    "I'm not present, I'm a drug that makes you dream"
  • MrMerkinballMrMerkinball Posts: 1,978
    norm wrote:
    did you look over there?
    No. I came directly to the computer and posted this, maybe I will look over there now.





    Nope...now what the fuck do I do?
  • MrMerkinballMrMerkinball Posts: 1,978
    CHANGEinWAVES wrote:
    I stole it.
    You son of a bitch
  • normnorm Posts: 31,146
    MrMerkinball wrote:
    norm wrote:
    did you look over there?
    No. I came directly to the computer and posted this, maybe I will look over there now.





    Nope...now what the fuck do I do?


    check behind the thing
  • CHANGEinWAVESCHANGEinWAVES Posts: 10,169
    MrMerkinball wrote:
    CHANGEinWAVES wrote:
    I stole it.
    You son of a bitch
    I'm not a Son.... :D

    I'm going to put on something I want to watch now!!!
    "I'm not present, I'm a drug that makes you dream"
  • MrMerkinballMrMerkinball Posts: 1,978
    CHANGEinWAVES wrote:
    MrMerkinball wrote:
    CHANGEinWAVES wrote:
    I stole it.
    You son of a bitch
    I'm not a Son.... :D

    I'm going to put on something I want to watch now!!!
    All you people with your fancy remote's think you are so cool.
  • CHANGEinWAVESCHANGEinWAVES Posts: 10,169
    MrMerkinball wrote:
    All you people with your fancy remote's think you are so cool.

    i'm currently looking at 4 different remotes... all that I stole :P
    "I'm not present, I'm a drug that makes you dream"
  • keeponrockinkeeponrockin Posts: 7,446
    Did you check your pocket?
    Believe me, when I was growin up, I thought the worst thing you could turn out to be was normal, So I say freaks in the most complementary way. Here's a song by a fellow freak - E.V
  • normnorm Posts: 31,146
    MrMerkinball wrote:
    All you people with your fancy remote's think you are so cool.

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  • CHANGEinWAVESCHANGEinWAVES Posts: 10,169
    norm wrote:
    MrMerkinball wrote:
    All you people with your fancy remote's think you are so cool.

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    dug deep for that relic :P
    "I'm not present, I'm a drug that makes you dream"
  • haffajappahaffajappa British Columbia Posts: 5,955
    maybe someone stole yours when they took mine... can't find mine either!
    at least not the sound system one... :(
    live pearl jam is best pearl jam
  • chadwickchadwick up my ass Posts: 21,157
    they need a lil buzzer/beeper thingy in a remote like the ones in phones .. know what mean?
    for poetry through the ceiling. ISBN: 1 4241 8840 7

    "Hear me, my chiefs!
    I am tired; my heart is
    sick and sad. From where
    the sun stands I will fight
    no more forever."
    Chief Joseph - Nez Perce
  • thesewordselopethesewordselope Posts: 781
    norm wrote:
    MrMerkinball wrote:
    All you people with your fancy remote's think you are so cool.

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    What show was this...its bugging me that I can't remember :?

    I found my remote in my purse once after looking for a while, but judging by your name, that doesn't help ;)
  • CHANGEinWAVESCHANGEinWAVES Posts: 10,169
    CanadasPearl wrote:
    norm wrote:
    MrMerkinball wrote:
    All you people with your fancy remote's think you are so cool.

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    What show was this...its bugging me that I can't remember :?

    I found my remote in my purse once after looking for a while, but judging by your name, that doesn't help ;)
    remote control is the name of it :D
    "I'm not present, I'm a drug that makes you dream"
  • thesewordselopethesewordselope Posts: 781
    [/quote]remote control is the name of it :D[/quote]

    :) Thank you, I was thinking of another show, that I now think was Canadian... :oops:
  • HammerdonkeyHammerdonkey Posts: 550
    I have a friend that when you ask where something is, he'll respond "If it was up your ass you'd know it."

    Soooo, not to get personal, but, have you checked in your ass?
  • normnorm Posts: 31,146
    CHANGEinWAVES wrote:
    norm wrote:
    MrMerkinball wrote:
    All you people with your fancy remote's think you are so cool.

    0.jpg
    dug deep for that relic :P

    being a relic myself, i didn't have to dig much ;) :P
  • MrMerkinballMrMerkinball Posts: 1,978
    I live in a house with 3 daughter's, my wife and our nanny. none of these women understand that this is an emergency.

    My wife even said, pick a show, and sit down and watch it.....without holding a remote.....I mean c'mon :o
  • MrMerkinballMrMerkinball Posts: 1,978
    Hammerdonkey wrote:
    I have a friend that when you ask where something is, he'll respond "If it was up your ass you'd know it."

    Soooo, not to get personal, but, have you checked in your ass?
    ummmmmm no :oops:
  • pickupyourwillpickupyourwill Posts: 3,135
    MrMerkinball wrote:
    I feel so lost

    have you checked the couch cushions yet?
  • pickupyourwillpickupyourwill Posts: 3,135
    chadwick wrote:
    they need a lil buzzer/beeper thingy in a remote like the ones in phones .. know what mean?

    amen to that! don't some remotes already have this feature?, and if so where can I find one?
  • keeponrockinkeeponrockin Posts: 7,446
    MrMerkinball wrote:
    I live in a house with 3 daughter's, my wife and our nanny. none of these women understand that this is an emergency.
    Ok that made me laugh out loud.
    Believe me, when I was growin up, I thought the worst thing you could turn out to be was normal, So I say freaks in the most complementary way. Here's a song by a fellow freak - E.V
  • Thoughts_ArriveThoughts_Arrive Melbourne, Australia Posts: 15,165
    It is I that have it.
    I will not return the hostage until I am paid...






    1 millioooon dollaaaars!
    Adelaide 17/11/2009, Melbourne 20/11/2009, Sydney 22/11/2009, Melbourne (Big Day Out Festival) 24/01/2014
  • Thoughts_ArriveThoughts_Arrive Melbourne, Australia Posts: 15,165
    keeponrockin wrote:
    MrMerkinball wrote:
    I live in a house with 3 daughter's, my wife and our nanny. none of these women understand that this is an emergency.
    Ok that made me laugh out loud.

    Same :lol:
    Adelaide 17/11/2009, Melbourne 20/11/2009, Sydney 22/11/2009, Melbourne (Big Day Out Festival) 24/01/2014
  • stardust1976stardust1976 Posts: 1,301
    About a year ago, I couldn't find the remote for the pay TV - my 4yr old son said he hid it. A year on, and the remote is still lost. I think the remote monster took it to make some pretty sculpture out of all the remotes he steals, and he is of course married to the sock fairy. The very same one who steals all the socks in the wash, so that they go in pairs and come out singles....

    Sorry - I'm a bit bored!!!! :lol::lol:
    http://giventoart.blogspot.com.au
  • FrannyFranny Posts: 2,054
    stardust1976 wrote:
    About a year ago, I couldn't find the remote for the pay TV - my 4yr old son said he hid it. A year on, and the remote is still lost. I think the remote monster took it to make some pretty sculpture out of all the remotes he steals, and he is of course married to the sock fairy. The very same one who steals all the socks in the wash, so that they go in pairs and come out singles....

    Sorry - I'm a bit bored!!!! :lol::lol:


    At least he didn't respond with "It's swimming".....yeah in a glass of water. Then the replacement for that drowned remote, he pulled the battery tray (uses those flat batteries) out it and chewed on it so it wouldn't hold the batteries in place.

    Solution to the socks...sockadiles!




    Any way back to the original question.....dude you are screwed. Being surrounded by so many women, have you not realised that this is entertainment for them!!! Yeah lets play with the only man in the houses head.....how easy it is too!! :lol::lol::lol:
  • RygarRygar Posts: 8,689
    The solution for all ye of remote control woes:

    http://www.logitech.com/index.cfm/remotes/universal_remotes/&cl=us,en
  • MrMerkinballMrMerkinball Posts: 1,978
    I went to bed in frustration last night.

    The remote control was located this morning. It was in the Bread drawer. My 2 year old has a thing with that Bread Drawer.

    I also found my watch and car keys in the same drawer.
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