dcfaithful's ULTIMATE PRANK THREAD!
dcfaithful
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Alright, this thread is inspired by ZiggyStar (thanks Sus!)
Feel free to take any pranks and use them, or provide pranks to be used.
Here are two of my classics:
The Blow-Dryer Antiquing:
This is similar to an antiquing, as you might have guessed. For those that don't know, antiquing is the act of taking a handful of flour, baby powder, etc. and winding up like you're pitching the last inning in the world series at your buddies face whil they're sound asleep.
Now, the twist I've seen put on it which I'm passing on is as follows; most likely your victim will be a female. Wife, girlfriend, one night stand...whatever. It is simple. When she is planning on blow-drying her hair, go ahead a drop a little baby powder in the front (or back) of the blow-dryer. Be sure to leave no evidence of your deceitful trick, and just stand back and watch it unfold.
WARNING: Your bathroom will become as hazy as a Cypress Hill concert.
The Ice Bath:
This is probably my personal favorite. It's simple as well, and you can do it to nearly anyone that showers. Choose your victim and wait for them to take their warm, comfortable shower. While their bathing away, in total peace...sneak into the bathroom with a glass, cup,...or bucket of ice cold water. Proceed to launch your ammo over the shower and wait for the scream. Hopefully they don't slip and fall. Keep in mind, this could be dangerous.
Behold my next act of deceit...which I have yet to name.
You need to possess a mannequin head. Have some fun and decorate it as you will...the more creepy the better. In the morning after you wake, if your partner is still sleeping go ahead and place it in your spot of slumber. Cover it up all nice and snuggly as if it was you. Turn the head to face directly at your partner. Escape from the vacinity of the bed and find yourself a tool to do some poking with (easy fellas
). Poke your partner until they slowly awake and turn to be scared shitless.
Enjoy! :twisted:
...and please share if you have any.
Feel free to take any pranks and use them, or provide pranks to be used.
Here are two of my classics:
The Blow-Dryer Antiquing:
This is similar to an antiquing, as you might have guessed. For those that don't know, antiquing is the act of taking a handful of flour, baby powder, etc. and winding up like you're pitching the last inning in the world series at your buddies face whil they're sound asleep.
Now, the twist I've seen put on it which I'm passing on is as follows; most likely your victim will be a female. Wife, girlfriend, one night stand...whatever. It is simple. When she is planning on blow-drying her hair, go ahead a drop a little baby powder in the front (or back) of the blow-dryer. Be sure to leave no evidence of your deceitful trick, and just stand back and watch it unfold.
WARNING: Your bathroom will become as hazy as a Cypress Hill concert.
The Ice Bath:
This is probably my personal favorite. It's simple as well, and you can do it to nearly anyone that showers. Choose your victim and wait for them to take their warm, comfortable shower. While their bathing away, in total peace...sneak into the bathroom with a glass, cup,...or bucket of ice cold water. Proceed to launch your ammo over the shower and wait for the scream. Hopefully they don't slip and fall. Keep in mind, this could be dangerous.
Behold my next act of deceit...which I have yet to name.
You need to possess a mannequin head. Have some fun and decorate it as you will...the more creepy the better. In the morning after you wake, if your partner is still sleeping go ahead and place it in your spot of slumber. Cover it up all nice and snuggly as if it was you. Turn the head to face directly at your partner. Escape from the vacinity of the bed and find yourself a tool to do some poking with (easy fellas
). Poke your partner until they slowly awake and turn to be scared shitless.Enjoy! :twisted:
...and please share if you have any.
7/2/06 - Denver, CO
6/12/08 - Tampa, FL
8/23/09 - Chicago, IL
9/28/09 - Salt Lake City, UT (11 years too long!!!)
9/03/11 - East Troy, WI - PJ20 - Night 1
9/04/11 - East Troy, WI - PJ20 - Night 2
6/12/08 - Tampa, FL
8/23/09 - Chicago, IL
9/28/09 - Salt Lake City, UT (11 years too long!!!)
9/03/11 - East Troy, WI - PJ20 - Night 1
9/04/11 - East Troy, WI - PJ20 - Night 2
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★ 2009 - Sydney, Brisbane, Auckland, Christchurch ★
★ 2011 - EV Newcastle, Melbourne 1, Melbourne 2 ★
I don't have a video camera, but I have one set up to be borrowed!
6/12/08 - Tampa, FL
8/23/09 - Chicago, IL
9/28/09 - Salt Lake City, UT (11 years too long!!!)
9/03/11 - East Troy, WI - PJ20 - Night 1
9/04/11 - East Troy, WI - PJ20 - Night 2
★ 2009 - Sydney, Brisbane, Auckland, Christchurch ★
★ 2011 - EV Newcastle, Melbourne 1, Melbourne 2 ★
Yeah, you definitely do! HAHA! Awesome!
A guy from my work and I went around and changed the name of rooms to just random shit at my work. We renamed the elevator "DarthVator"
Maintenance was pretty pissed off!
6/12/08 - Tampa, FL
8/23/09 - Chicago, IL
9/28/09 - Salt Lake City, UT (11 years too long!!!)
9/03/11 - East Troy, WI - PJ20 - Night 1
9/04/11 - East Troy, WI - PJ20 - Night 2
Ok, this is actually from one of my personal revenge plans, but still. It's funny to me.
*NYC 9/28/96 *NYC 9/29/96 *NJ 9/8/98 (front row "may i play drums with you")
*MSG 9/10/98 (backstage) *MSG 9/11/98 (backstage)
*Jones Beach 8/23/00 *Jones Beach 8/24/00 *Jones Beach 8/25/00
*Mansfield 8/29/00 *Mansfield 8/30/00 *Nassau 4/30/03 *Nissan VA 7/1/03
*Borgata 10/1/05 *Camden 5/27/06 *Camden 5/28/06 *DC 5/30/06
*VA Beach 6/17/08 *DC 6/22/08 *MSG 6/24/08 (backstage) *MSG 6/25/08
*EV DC 8/17/08 *EV Baltimore 6/15/09 *Philly 10/31/09
*Bristow VA 5/13/10 *MSG 5/20/10 *MSG 5/21/10
dc, you need a gory mask for the mannequin head so she really shits herself....like this:
http://www.halloweenasylum.com/ProductI ... -ta312.jpg
★ 2009 - Sydney, Brisbane, Auckland, Christchurch ★
★ 2011 - EV Newcastle, Melbourne 1, Melbourne 2 ★
Yes, that is more vengeful, but it doesn't take away from the comedy if they deserve it.
God, this makes me think. I need to go doggie-bagging soon.
6/12/08 - Tampa, FL
8/23/09 - Chicago, IL
9/28/09 - Salt Lake City, UT (11 years too long!!!)
9/03/11 - East Troy, WI - PJ20 - Night 1
9/04/11 - East Troy, WI - PJ20 - Night 2
My god...I almost just shit myself here in class.... :shock:
6/12/08 - Tampa, FL
8/23/09 - Chicago, IL
9/28/09 - Salt Lake City, UT (11 years too long!!!)
9/03/11 - East Troy, WI - PJ20 - Night 1
9/04/11 - East Troy, WI - PJ20 - Night 2
haha Too gory? Maybe something a little less real...
http://static.fancydress.com/resources/ ... larged.jpg
And I'm glad you're paying a lot of attention in class today!
★ 2009 - Sydney, Brisbane, Auckland, Christchurch ★
★ 2011 - EV Newcastle, Melbourne 1, Melbourne 2 ★
I can't help it. It's just audio editing. :roll:
You're filling my head with good ideas, but ones that will get me in trouble. Now, where the hell can I get a mannequin head? A beauty supply store?
6/12/08 - Tampa, FL
8/23/09 - Chicago, IL
9/28/09 - Salt Lake City, UT (11 years too long!!!)
9/03/11 - East Troy, WI - PJ20 - Night 1
9/04/11 - East Troy, WI - PJ20 - Night 2
No idea....I had a mate looking for one here recently and they weren't that easy to come by....they wouldn't be cheap either. See if you used a full mask, you could just stuff it with something and turn it to face her!
★ 2009 - Sydney, Brisbane, Auckland, Christchurch ★
★ 2011 - EV Newcastle, Melbourne 1, Melbourne 2 ★
This is a much better idea. Although I swear they have those for sale at beauty supply stores for cosmetologists...
meh, a gory mask will definitely do the trick.
6/12/08 - Tampa, FL
8/23/09 - Chicago, IL
9/28/09 - Salt Lake City, UT (11 years too long!!!)
9/03/11 - East Troy, WI - PJ20 - Night 1
9/04/11 - East Troy, WI - PJ20 - Night 2
I don't go to beauty stores but you're probably right about them selling the heads. A mask would probably be about $10 though....a head would be a lot more!
Any other pranks you've pulled? I'm at work....I need a laugh.
★ 2009 - Sydney, Brisbane, Auckland, Christchurch ★
★ 2011 - EV Newcastle, Melbourne 1, Melbourne 2 ★
Well, I used to work at a pizza's place and my friend and I were going in for the night shift. We had been smoking pot before our shift and on our way in we met up with another friend of ours who worked there. Well the first friend I mentioned was really wanting some eyedrops...so friend #2 gave him some and then afterwards said "Oh dude, don't take those eyedrops". When Friend #1 heard this he asked why, and friend #2 told him that they had LSD in them (clearly taking advantage of #1's naivete)...it was hilarious to watch him staring at pizzas the rest of the shift.
6/12/08 - Tampa, FL
8/23/09 - Chicago, IL
9/28/09 - Salt Lake City, UT (11 years too long!!!)
9/03/11 - East Troy, WI - PJ20 - Night 1
9/04/11 - East Troy, WI - PJ20 - Night 2
Taping down the button on someone's phone so the phone doesn't stop ringing when they pick up.
Ink on the ear piece of the phone.
Filling someone's office or car with packing peanuts.
Saran wrapping people's desks (or the Christmas wrapping variety for the holidays!)
Once, my best friend got a new job which he was really nervous about. On his first day when he gave me his new number, I went around my office, and had someone call him triyng to order a pizza (subs, fries, onion rings ... the works). I would do this once every two or three days after as well. Their story would be that his number was formerly the number for "Jimmy's Pizza" ... for MONTHS I was having people doing this, they would refuse to believe him, that it was his new work number, starting fights ... even having people spouse's calling leaving voicemails in the middle of the night acting confused (occasionally drunk).
He would complain about it to me, sending me emials which alluded to it ... which, I would forward around my office.
I finally let him off the hook one day when I called and placed an order myself. He was SO pissed ... and now, laughs his ass off at the thought of it.
"I don't believe in damn curses. Wake up the damn Bambino and have me face him. Maybe I'll drill him in the ass." --- Pedro Martinez
Try looking for one at a costume or party supplies place, or places that sell excesses from theatres etc
http://themannequinshop.com/mannequin-head-fiber-glass-h-021/
One of my more recent ones was last spring...5 of us went to Phillies Spring Training
We decided to save on Money and got a suite and all 5 guys stayed in the suite...after one of my showers I decided to remove all PAPER products from the bathroom which even included tissues...my one buddy said he had to drop a deuce..so the rest of us were laughing are asses off waiting for him to say "Where the Fuck is the toilet paper?"
Oddly he never asked for it but we did hear the water in the shower start..so we assume he "rinsed" in the shower
The ONLY thing better than a glass of beer is tea with Miss McGill
A protuberance of flesh above the waistband of a tight pair of trousers
Charlotte 03
Asheville 04
Atlanta 12
Greenville 16, Columbia 16
Seattle 18
Nashville 22
I was going in the shower and asked my bloke to write down the lottery draw numbers.
So he went into my handbag and got my ticket and wrote the numbers down from that.....
When I went to get my LOTTO coupon from my handbag, my bloke handed me the numbers.
I won lotto. Millions and Millions of dallars!!
Do you know what that feels LIKE???? It was the best feeling I ever had. My bloke let me carry on for 15 minutes believing I had won MILLIONS in lotto...........Nice! :ugeek: I bet none of YOU here know what it is like to win the LOTTO!.......Best/ Worst time of my life...
He took the lotto coupon from my bag, wrote down the numbers, and put the coupon back in my bag.....
at least I know what it's like to win lotto!
Dear LP,
While you were away, a customer called desperately needing to speak with you about his IHC stains. Will you please call Dr. Behr at 708-688-8000.
-K
Well, the number I gave him was to the Brookfield Zoo, and he called ADAMANT to speak to Dr. Behr (Bear) while the rest of us cracked up.
My stapler was put in jello the next day : (
18 pledges sneak into the fraternity house around 4 am and steal the toothbrushes of all the brothers
same pledges buy four dozen donuts
those pledges then drop trou and take one photograph with the toothbrushes stuck in their butt cheeks
the same pledges then take the donuts and take another picture while...well...lets just say they filled the donut holes
the pledges then snuck back into the house, replaced the toothbrushes and served the brothers coffee and donuts in bed
around lunchtime, two very large poster sized photos (one with the toothbrushes and one with the donuts) were placed on the lawn in front of the dining area-the brothers were not amused, but admired the pledges' creativity
true story-crazy college kids
HAHAHA that's great! We played the fake lottery ticket stunt on my 75 yr old grandmother...let's just say she wasn't too pleased with us!
6/12/08 - Tampa, FL
8/23/09 - Chicago, IL
9/28/09 - Salt Lake City, UT (11 years too long!!!)
9/03/11 - East Troy, WI - PJ20 - Night 1
9/04/11 - East Troy, WI - PJ20 - Night 2
Another one I like to do at work is the "Lights Out":
I first did this to some creepy dude that started at our work on the second floor. The first day we saw him, he was sitting in the break room, steeping his tea and just staring at Mike. It made both of us really uncomfortable. He looked like a cross between Jeffrey Lebowski and Jeffrey Dahmer... :? :shock:
Anyway, a couple weeks later we saw him walk into the restroom...Shortly after I followed him in there and told Mike to wait outside. When I noticed Dahmer-Lebowski was completely helpless on the pot, I flicked the light switch off and Mike and I both darted for the stairwell while nearly imploding with laughter.
Since then lights outing has been done back and forth between us....happened to me just yesterday. :evil:
6/12/08 - Tampa, FL
8/23/09 - Chicago, IL
9/28/09 - Salt Lake City, UT (11 years too long!!!)
9/03/11 - East Troy, WI - PJ20 - Night 1
9/04/11 - East Troy, WI - PJ20 - Night 2
We lived on the second floor of a dorm with doors on each room opening to the outside. So, we filled up a huge garbage can that sat on the balcony, dragged it down to the resident dickhead's door, propped it up under his doorknob, knocked, ran like hell and enjoyed watching him try to mop the gallons and gallons of water out of his room for the rest of the evening. He had it coming.
My cousin, who attended the same college and lived in the same dorm a few years earlier, has told the tale of him and his pals filling a large garbage bag with water, sending a friend downstairs to knock on another's door and when he opened the door the garbage bag being swung from the floor above was released right into his stoopid face. I know the guy they did that to....he had it coming as well
They say every sin is deadly but I believe they may be wrong...I'm guilty of all seven and I don't feel too bad at all
richard had a cat and it's litter box was in the bathroom...george decided to prank richard so he started to clean the litter box without richard knowing...after a couple days richard became worried because his cat wasn't using the box...he became so concerned that he took the cat to the vet and the vet said the cat was in perfect health...george continued to clean the box...at this point richard was going crazy...and if you've watched him act, his real life persona is very similar to how he was in spin city
so one morning, george goes into the bathroom for his morning constitutional and instead of using the toilet, he uses the litter box
when richard went into the bathroom and saw the enormous 'present' left and the entire house heard him yell...
"OH KITTY!!!!"
Those two dudes have pulled off some unbelievably rotten shit on one another. Hilarious...but still rotten. I like it...my personal favorite is Yankee Prankee but they are all doozies
They say every sin is deadly but I believe they may be wrong...I'm guilty of all seven and I don't feel too bad at all