dcfaithful's ULTIMATE PRANK THREAD!

dcfaithful

Alright, this thread is inspired by ZiggyStar (thanks Sus!)

Feel free to take any pranks and use them, or provide pranks to be used.

Here are two of my classics:

The Blow-Dryer Antiquing:
This is similar to an antiquing, as you might have guessed. For those that don't know, antiquing is the act of taking a handful of flour, baby powder, etc. and winding up like you're pitching the last inning in the world series at your buddies face whil they're sound asleep.

Now, the twist I've seen put on it which I'm passing on is as follows; most likely your victim will be a female. Wife, girlfriend, one night stand...whatever. It is simple. When she is planning on blow-drying her hair, go ahead a drop a little baby powder in the front (or back) of the blow-dryer. Be sure to leave no evidence of your deceitful trick, and just stand back and watch it unfold.

WARNING: Your bathroom will become as hazy as a Cypress Hill concert.

The Ice Bath:
This is probably my personal favorite. It's simple as well, and you can do it to nearly anyone that showers. Choose your victim and wait for them to take their warm, comfortable shower. While their bathing away, in total peace...sneak into the bathroom with a glass, cup,...or bucket of ice cold water. Proceed to launch your ammo over the shower and wait for the scream. Hopefully they don't slip and fall. Keep in mind, this could be dangerous.

Behold my next act of deceit...which I have yet to name.

You need to possess a mannequin head. Have some fun and decorate it as you will...the more creepy the better. In the morning after you wake, if your partner is still sleeping go ahead and place it in your spot of slumber. Cover it up all nice and snuggly as if it was you. Turn the head to face directly at your partner. Escape from the vacinity of the bed and find yourself a tool to do some poking with (easy fellas ). Poke your partner until they slowly awake and turn to be scared shitless.

Enjoy! :twisted:

...and please share if you have any.

81

we had an intern way back when. on his birthday we took all the keys off his keyboard except for one, which we sent around the office in the interoffice mail bag.

ZiggyStar

hahaha The last one is going to be awesome!! You need to film this shit, dc! Ahhh I love it!

dcfaithful

ZiggyStar wrote:

hahaha The last one is going to be awesome!! You need to film this shit, dc! Ahhh I love it!

I don't have a video camera, but I have one set up to be borrowed!

ZiggyStar

For April Fools my mate changed the N and M key on a co-workers keyboard....a co-worker in his 50s who was REALLY bad at typing and looked for every key....and everyone sat at their desks pretending to work but really watching out of the corners of their eyes this poor bastard trying to figure out why he couldn't type properly. They could see him staring at the screen then looking at the keys then back to the screen and his face had "WTF?!" written all over it. Then he kept deleting and starting again...over and over! He thought he was going mad! haha I so need to do this to someone one day.

dcfaithful

ZiggyStar wrote:

For April Fools my mate changed the N and M key on a co-workers keyboard....a co-worker in his 50s who was REALLY bad at typing and looked for every key....and everyone sat at their desks pretending to work but really watching out of the corners of their eyes this poor bastard trying to figure out why he couldn't type properly. They could see him staring at the screen then looking at the keys then back to the screen and his face had "WTF?!" written all over it. Then he kept deleting and starting again...over and over! He thought he was going mad! haha I so need to do this to someone one day.

Yeah, you definitely do! HAHA! Awesome!

A guy from my work and I went around and changed the name of rooms to just random shit at my work. We renamed the elevator "DarthVator"

Maintenance was pretty pissed off!

CJMST3K

8 nails thru 8 pieces of 2"x2" plywood painted black. Put, nail side up, on either side of all tires of the victims parked car. Wait for the humor the next time they move their car.

Ok, this is actually from one of my personal revenge plans, but still. It's funny to me.

ZiggyStar

Yessss!! Film it!

dc, you need a gory mask for the mannequin head so she really shits herself....like this:

http://www.halloweenasylum.com/ProductI ... -ta312.jpg

dcfaithful

CJMST3K wrote:

8 nails thru 8 pieces of 2"x2" plywood painted black. Put, nail side up, on either side of all tires of the victims parked car. Wait for the humor the next time they move their car.

Ok, this is actually from one of my personal revenge plans, but still. It's funny to me.

Yes, that is more vengeful, but it doesn't take away from the comedy if they deserve it.

God, this makes me think. I need to go doggie-bagging soon.

dcfaithful

ZiggyStar wrote:

Yessss!! Film it!

dc, you need a gory mask for the mannequin head so she really shits herself....like this:

http://www.halloweenasylum.com/ProductI ... -ta312.jpg

My god...I almost just shit myself here in class.... :shock:

ZiggyStar

dcfaithful wrote:

ZiggyStar wrote:

Yessss!! Film it!

dc, you need a gory mask for the mannequin head so she really shits herself....like this:

http://www.halloweenasylum.com/ProductI ... -ta312.jpg

My god...I almost just shit myself here in class.... :shock:

haha Too gory? Maybe something a little less real...

http://static.fancydress.com/resources/ ... larged.jpg

And I'm glad you're paying a lot of attention in class today!

dcfaithful

ZiggyStar wrote:

dcfaithful wrote:

ZiggyStar wrote:

Yessss!! Film it!

dc, you need a gory mask for the mannequin head so she really shits herself....like this:

http://www.halloweenasylum.com/ProductI ... -ta312.jpg

My god...I almost just shit myself here in class.... :shock:

haha Too gory? Maybe something a little less real...

http://static.fancydress.com/resources/ ... larged.jpg

And I'm glad you're paying a lot of attention in class today!

I can't help it. It's just audio editing. :roll:

You're filling my head with good ideas, but ones that will get me in trouble. Now, where the hell can I get a mannequin head? A beauty supply store?

ZiggyStar

dcfaithful wrote:

I can't help it. It's just audio editing. :roll:

You're filling my head with good ideas, but ones that will get me in trouble. Now, where the hell can I get a mannequin head? A beauty supply store?

No idea....I had a mate looking for one here recently and they weren't that easy to come by....they wouldn't be cheap either. See if you used a full mask, you could just stuff it with something and turn it to face her!

dcfaithful

ZiggyStar wrote:

dcfaithful wrote:

I can't help it. It's just audio editing. :roll:

You're filling my head with good ideas, but ones that will get me in trouble. Now, where the hell can I get a mannequin head? A beauty supply store?

No idea....I had a mate looking for one here recently and they weren't that easy to come by....they wouldn't be cheap either. See if you used a full mask, you could just stuff it with something and turn it to face her!

This is a much better idea. Although I swear they have those for sale at beauty supply stores for cosmetologists...

meh, a gory mask will definitely do the trick.

ZiggyStar

dcfaithful wrote:

This is a much better idea. Although I swear they have those for sale at beauty supply stores for cosmetologists...

meh, a gory mask will definitely do the trick.

I don't go to beauty stores but you're probably right about them selling the heads. A mask would probably be about $10 though....a head would be a lot more!

Any other pranks you've pulled? I'm at work....I need a laugh.

dcfaithful

ZiggyStar wrote:

dcfaithful wrote:

This is a much better idea. Although I swear they have those for sale at beauty supply stores for cosmetologists...

meh, a gory mask will definitely do the trick.

I don't go to beauty stores but you're probably right about them selling the heads. A mask would probably be about $10 though....a head would be a lot more!

Any other pranks you've pulled? I'm at work....I need a laugh.

Well, I used to work at a pizza's place and my friend and I were going in for the night shift. We had been smoking pot before our shift and on our way in we met up with another friend of ours who worked there. Well the first friend I mentioned was really wanting some eyedrops...so friend #2 gave him some and then afterwards said "Oh dude, don't take those eyedrops". When Friend #1 heard this he asked why, and friend #2 told him that they had LSD in them (clearly taking advantage of #1's naivete)...it was hilarious to watch him staring at pizzas the rest of the shift.

jimed14

The old office classics ...

Taping down the button on someone's phone so the phone doesn't stop ringing when they pick up.

Ink on the ear piece of the phone.

Filling someone's office or car with packing peanuts.

Saran wrapping people's desks (or the Christmas wrapping variety for the holidays!)



Once, my best friend got a new job which he was really nervous about. On his first day when he gave me his new number, I went around my office, and had someone call him triyng to order a pizza (subs, fries, onion rings ... the works). I would do this once every two or three days after as well. Their story would be that his number was formerly the number for "Jimmy's Pizza" ... for MONTHS I was having people doing this, they would refuse to believe him, that it was his new work number, starting fights ... even having people spouse's calling leaving voicemails in the middle of the night acting confused (occasionally drunk).

He would complain about it to me, sending me emials which alluded to it ... which, I would forward around my office.

I finally let him off the hook one day when I called and placed an order myself. He was SO pissed ... and now, laughs his ass off at the thought of it.

JOEJOEJOE

When you see a contest/sweepstakes entry box ( Not sure if they still exist ), pull out an entry form and call the person...pretend as if they won a car, etc.

Franny

ZiggyStar wrote:

dcfaithful wrote:

This is a much better idea. Although I swear they have those for sale at beauty supply stores for cosmetologists...

meh, a gory mask will definitely do the trick.

I don't go to beauty stores but you're probably right about them selling the heads. A mask would probably be about $10 though....a head would be a lot more!

Any other pranks you've pulled? I'm at work....I need a laugh.

Try looking for one at a costume or party supplies place, or places that sell excesses from theatres etc

http://themannequinshop.com/mannequin-head-fiber-glass-h-021/

Phantom Pain

I see the Liquid Ass has created a monster

One of my more recent ones was last spring...5 of us went to Phillies Spring Training

We decided to save on Money and got a suite and all 5 guys stayed in the suite...after one of my showers I decided to remove all PAPER products from the bathroom which even included tissues...my one buddy said he had to drop a deuce..so the rest of us were laughing are asses off waiting for him to say "Where the Fuck is the toilet paper?"


Oddly he never asked for it but we did hear the water in the shower start..so we assume he "rinsed" in the shower

intodeep

dcfaithful wrote:

The Ice Bath:
This is probably my personal favorite. It's simple as well, and you can do it to nearly anyone that showers. Choose your victim and wait for them to take their warm, comfortable shower. While their bathing away, in total peace...sneak into the bathroom with a glass, cup,...or bucket of ice cold water. Proceed to launch your ammo over the shower and wait for the scream. Hopefully they don't slip and fall. Keep in mind, this could be dangerous.

This became as competitive as an olympic sport in my college dorm. It was pretty wild and a lot of fun