dcfaithful's ULTIMATE PRANK THREAD!

Jo

The best Prank I ever had played on me........

I was going in the shower and asked my bloke to write down the lottery draw numbers.

So he went into my handbag and got my ticket and wrote the numbers down from that.....
When I went to get my LOTTO coupon from my handbag, my bloke handed me the numbers.

I won lotto. Millions and Millions of dallars!!

Do you know what that feels LIKE???? It was the best feeling I ever had. My bloke let me carry on for 15 minutes believing I had won MILLIONS in lotto...........Nice! :ugeek: I bet none of YOU here know what it is like to win the LOTTO!.......Best/ Worst time of my life...

He took the lotto coupon from my bag, wrote down the numbers, and put the coupon back in my bag.....

at least I know what it's like to win lotto! it feels fucking fantastic!

Anon

I work for a pathology diagnostics company, so in our every day dealings, we call a lot of doctors. A coworker of mine was away from his desk so I sent him an email and blind copied EVERYONE and let them know what was going on. The email said:

Dear LP,

While you were away, a customer called desperately needing to speak with you about his IHC stains. Will you please call Dr. Behr at 708-688-8000.

-K

Well, the number I gave him was to the Brookfield Zoo, and he called ADAMANT to speak to Dr. Behr (Bear) while the rest of us cracked up.

My stapler was put in jello the next day : (

Get_Right

this is a pledge prank (I profess no knowledge of those that were actually involved)
18 pledges sneak into the fraternity house around 4 am and steal the toothbrushes of all the brothers
same pledges buy four dozen donuts
those pledges then drop trou and take one photograph with the toothbrushes stuck in their butt cheeks
the same pledges then take the donuts and take another picture while...well...lets just say they filled the donut holes
the pledges then snuck back into the house, replaced the toothbrushes and served the brothers coffee and donuts in bed

around lunchtime, two very large poster sized photos (one with the toothbrushes and one with the donuts) were placed on the lawn in front of the dining area-the brothers were not amused, but admired the pledges' creativity

true story-crazy college kids

Jukee

Jo wrote:

The best Prank I ever had played on me........

I was going in the shower and asked my bloke to write down the lottery draw numbers.

So he went into my handbag and got my ticket and wrote the numbers down from that.....
When I went to get my LOTTO coupon from my handbag, my bloke handed me the numbers.

I won lotto. Millions and Millions of dallars!!

Do you know what that feels LIKE???? It was the best feeling I ever had. My bloke let me carry on for 15 minutes believing I had won MILLIONS in lotto...........Nice! :ugeek: I bet none of YOU here know what it is like to win the LOTTO!.......Best/ Worst time of my life...

He took the lotto coupon from my bag, wrote down the numbers, and put the coupon back in my bag.....

at least I know what it's like to win lotto! it feels fucking fantastic!

HAHAHA that's great! We played the fake lottery ticket stunt on my 75 yr old grandmother...let's just say she wasn't too pleased with us!

dcfaithful

Phantom Pain wrote:

I see the Liquid Ass has created a monster

One of my more recent ones was last spring...5 of us went to Phillies Spring Training

We decided to save on Money and got a suite and all 5 guys stayed in the suite...after one of my showers I decided to remove all PAPER products from the bathroom which even included tissues...my one buddy said he had to drop a deuce..so the rest of us were laughing are asses off waiting for him to say "Where the Fuck is the toilet paper?"


Oddly he never asked for it but we did hear the water in the shower start..so we assume he "rinsed" in the shower

dcfaithful

This guy at my work named Mike is a good friend of mine and we're always fucking with each other. One day before he came into work I unplugged the receiver on his desk phone, turned the volume up WAYYY loud, and unplugged his network connection. Once I knew he was in I began prank calling him on three lines back and forth very fast...the ringing scared the shit out of him and his department is really quiet in the morning. Me unplugging his network connection slowed down his internet all day long.

Another one I like to do at work is the "Lights Out":

I first did this to some creepy dude that started at our work on the second floor. The first day we saw him, he was sitting in the break room, steeping his tea and just staring at Mike. It made both of us really uncomfortable. He looked like a cross between Jeffrey Lebowski and Jeffrey Dahmer... :? :shock:

Anyway, a couple weeks later we saw him walk into the restroom...Shortly after I followed him in there and told Mike to wait outside. When I noticed Dahmer-Lebowski was completely helpless on the pot, I flicked the light switch off and Mike and I both darted for the stairwell while nearly imploding with laughter.

Since then lights outing has been done back and forth between us....happened to me just yesterday. :evil:

Yellow Ledbelly

I've never been much of a prankster, but here's one of my favorite college shananigans...

We lived on the second floor of a dorm with doors on each room opening to the outside. So, we filled up a huge garbage can that sat on the balcony, dragged it down to the resident dickhead's door, propped it up under his doorknob, knocked, ran like hell and enjoyed watching him try to mop the gallons and gallons of water out of his room for the rest of the evening. He had it coming.

My cousin, who attended the same college and lived in the same dorm a few years earlier, has told the tale of him and his pals filling a large garbage bag with water, sending a friend downstairs to knock on another's door and when he opened the door the garbage bag being swung from the floor above was released right into his stoopid face. I know the guy they did that to....he had it coming as well

norm

george clooney is a well know prankster...back before er and megafame, he shared a house with a bunch of guys, one of them being actor richard kind (spin city)

richard had a cat and it's litter box was in the bathroom...george decided to prank richard so he started to clean the litter box without richard knowing...after a couple days richard became worried because his cat wasn't using the box...he became so concerned that he took the cat to the vet and the vet said the cat was in perfect health...george continued to clean the box...at this point richard was going crazy...and if you've watched him act, his real life persona is very similar to how he was in spin city

so one morning, george goes into the bathroom for his morning constitutional and instead of using the toilet, he uses the litter box

when richard went into the bathroom and saw the enormous 'present' left and the entire house heard him yell...

"OH KITTY!!!!"

Porchsitter

I pulled a variation of the Ice Bath once. Back when I was in the Army (my God, I sound like my father), we had been in the field for an exercise for a couple of weeks. I was a medic, and medics tend to get bored fairly easily what with all the standing around and waiting for somebody to break something. Anyway, we had strung up a sun shower (basically a bag that holds water which is basically warmed by the sun) about 100 yds from the aid station. One of the guys announces he's going for a shower and heads off to gather his toiletries. Just that day, the aid station had had a shipment of ice so I get the idea to put the ice into the bag. Now, mind you, the joke here is not only the fact that the water is cold, but that when you use a sun shower you are supposed to lather up before using the water or you're just wasting it. So we watch him come back, get lathered up then step into the shower. It took him a moment to register that the water was cold, but when he did he was flying out of that shower. None of us ever trusted that shower after that.

Yellow Ledbelly

Check out http://www.collegehumor.com and search for prank war.
Those two dudes have pulled off some unbelievably rotten shit on one another. Hilarious...but still rotten. I like it...my personal favorite is Yankee Prankee but they are all doozies

dcfaithful

I once received a video at work of this guy who had a roommate who would leave for class in the morning and slam the door everytime. The guy who was sleeping every morning got back at him by buttering the floor right at the door way. The video shows this guy opening the door and immediately slipping and busting his ass. His reaction is priceless.

He then does it again in the kitchen, and calls the phone to get his friend to go running into the kitchen before the phone goes to the answering mahcine. He comes around the corner, hits the butter floor, takes out the trash can and just eats major shit. hilarious stuff. I'll have to try and find that video somewhere....


FOUND IT! :

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z17-JYf3N08

oh my god, I can't control my laughter right now.

Johnny Abruzzo

Ok, a little background first, so you can better appreciate the prank:

My dad is a notorious prankster (like, if you're following him driving, he drives around in circles and gets you to do the same).

My uncle (my mom's brother) is mentally challenged, but has a good sense of humor. And he doesn't believe anything my dad tells him, even if it's true. (example: "No way the Who are playing Super Bowl halftime!")

The Miss USA pageant is on TV. My uncle tells my dad that it's taped and Miss Delaware won. My dad comes up to me and says "I'll bet you $10 Miss Delaware wins." I look at the TV, which says "live" and say, ok, I've got a 49/50 chance. They announce the 10 finalists, Miss Delaware is not among them, and I get $10. My dad gets pranked for once, by my uncle of all people.

Nothingman54

oralgel on someones smokes is always funny. when i was 18 a friend and i called my 75 yearold grandfather and told him we were from rainbow steamcleaners and wanted to give him a free carpet cleaning. he told us to hold on while he got his tape recorder to record the conversation. we told him we would be there on wensday at 11:00 so at 10:30 on wensday we called my grandfather and i asked what he was doing and he said he was moving the furniture around because someone was coming to clean is carpets.

Yellow Ledbelly

Young and foolish, my friend and I were making random ass prank phone calls and my buddy calls a woman.....

Buddy: Maam, I hate to tell you, but I think I just saw your cat dead in the street.
Woman: Oh, on such-and-such street?
Yes
Oh no
Well maam, would you mind if I take it? I will pay you for it
What in the world would you want with a dead cat?
Well, I like to put them in stew. It's really good. I could bring you some.
I've never heard of such. That sounds awful. Just take the cat.
Please let me pay you for it
(She declines but he persits)
Buddy: ok then, I'll bring you some cash tomorrow, but don't be surprised if the police show up to arrest you afterwards
Woman: Why?
For selling pussy
Oh, you old fool

helplessdancer

dorm life
university campus
we called them "leaners"

basically it was an exlarge square garbage can(20gallon) filled up water that was leaned in/on the dorm room of choice

knocked on the door. ran down the hall laughing hard. dude opens door and garbage can falls inwards into the room

swoosh :shock: :shock: :shock:

the carpet stunk for weeks.

ZiggyStar

dcfaithful wrote:

FOUND IT! :

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z17-JYf3N08

oh my god, I can't control my laughter right now.

hahaha The last one was awesome!

dcfaithful

ZiggyStar wrote:

dcfaithful wrote:

FOUND IT! :

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z17-JYf3N08

oh my god, I can't control my laughter right now.

hahaha The last one was awesome!

That's what kills me everytime! Him hitting the trashcan, and then the three instant replays.

toodee

After reading this topic, I get the feeling keyboards and University residential halls are great sources of pranks.

Anyway, supposedly when Bill Clinton's presidential staff left the White House in 2001, they took the W off every keyboard in the place

ozpjman

Well there are a few pranks I have played and have had played on me, but this has to be my favourite...

This really only works if you are away camping or have a big backyard or property etc.

After many, many drinks, the plan is that someone has drunk too much and passed out. Usually when passed out you can do anything to them and they dont wake up straight away.

So the prank is:

Once someone has passed out, prepare a bucket of water, some petrol (or gas for you Americans) and a lighter. Dip your finger in the petrol and smear it on their top lip, right under their nose. Then you throw the bucket of water over them. Chances are they will wake up in a fright. Now all they can smell is the petrol and they are coverd head to toe in what they think is petrol. At this point, ignite the lighter, and with an insane look on your face, start chasing the poor bastard yelling "im gonna fucken burn ya!!"

The sheer terror on their face is nothing you can ever imagine until you see it in person...

ozpjman

So after scaring everyone away with my camping prank, I thought I would bring it down a level to an office prank.

This is one of my favourites:

while someone is away from their computer, get back to the main desktop screen. Take a screen print of the desktop, then create a new folder on the desktop, and drag every single thing on the desktop into that folder. Then drag that folder into the bottom right corner of the screen, so it is 99% out of view. Also hide the taskbar at the bottom that way they cant click on the start button. The screen print will include the start button in the picture.

You then paste the screen print to a word document. Go into Control Panel, then Display, then Desktop. For the background, click browse and find where you saved the word document with the desktop picture. Select that picture as your desktop background.

This should make it look exactly like the real thing, except none of the icons work as it is a picture.

Then sit back and watch the person loses it as they try to click on their icons and nothing is working.

It's not a long term prank as someone may press the Start button on the keyboard. For added fun, feel free to disconnect the keyboard as well.