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The Official Jay Leno is NOT Funny Thread....

The JugglerThe Juggler Posts: 49,505
edited May 2013 in All Encompassing Trip
please share your horror stories of watching the tonight show hosted by this hack...

i can't believe people enjoy this slop....then again, 25 million people watch american idol every week. :roll:
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  • dcfaithfuldcfaithful Posts: 13,076
    TV is just a mass quantity of crap...

    With the norm of umpteen channels these days, we're forced to filter through airwave dung...
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  • pineapplesandwaves.pineapplesandwaves. GTA Posts: 1,808
    Entertainment is subjective.

    Having said that, I can't stand Leno. I don't find him funny and his interviews are very awkward.
  • small town becksmall town beck Posts: 6,691
    As I have said before Jay Leno is as funny as carpet burn.
  • PorchsitterPorchsitter Loganville, GA Posts: 1,078
    Bill Hicks was right.
    We are the facilitators of our own creative evolution.--Bill Hicks
  • dcfaithfuldcfaithful Posts: 13,076
    Porchsitter wrote:
    Bill Hicks was right.

    What in particular? Bill was correct about a number of things. :)
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  • mysticweedmysticweed Posts: 3,710
    Jay is as funny as Conan.

    (American Idol sucks
    And, oh yeah, fuck a grammy)
    fuck 'em if they can't take a joke

    "what a long, strange trip it's been"
  • cdp1223cdp1223 Posts: 1,131
    dcfaithful wrote:
    Porchsitter wrote:
    Bill Hicks was right.

    What in particular? Bill was correct about a number of things. :)


    So true.... ;)
  • dcfaithfuldcfaithful Posts: 13,076
    cdp1223 wrote:
    dcfaithful wrote:
    Porchsitter wrote:
    Bill Hicks was right.

    What in particular? Bill was correct about a number of things. :)


    So true.... ;)

    I felt he knew it all when I heard him say he feels like he is the only who is compelled beyond their will to watch COPS every time it's on TV.

    I still cannot pass up COPS when I see it on the tube.. :oops:
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  • PorchsitterPorchsitter Loganville, GA Posts: 1,078
    dcfaithful wrote:
    Porchsitter wrote:
    Bill Hicks was right.

    What in particular? Bill was correct about a number of things. :)

    Hicks on Leno:

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DWB-kd09GXY
    We are the facilitators of our own creative evolution.--Bill Hicks
  • Dead Man WalkingDead Man Walking Toronto-ish Posts: 2,762
    I'm with Coco...
  • dcfaithfuldcfaithful Posts: 13,076
    Porchsitter wrote:
    dcfaithful wrote:
    Porchsitter wrote:
    Bill Hicks was right.

    What in particular? Bill was correct about a number of things. :)

    Hicks on Leno:

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DWB-kd09GXY

    Thanks :thumbup:

    Will have to watch it at home though, no streaming media here at work.

    :thumbdown:
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    9/28/09 - Salt Lake City, UT (11 years too long!!!)
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    9/04/11 - East Troy, WI - PJ20 - Night 2
  • PorchsitterPorchsitter Loganville, GA Posts: 1,078
    dcfaithful wrote:

    Thanks :thumbup:

    Will have to watch it at home though, no streaming media here at work.

    :thumbdown:


    I would post the bit on here, but it runs a bit long and should be heard rather than read.
    We are the facilitators of our own creative evolution.--Bill Hicks
  • dcfaithfuldcfaithful Posts: 13,076
    Porchsitter wrote:
    dcfaithful wrote:

    Thanks :thumbup:

    Will have to watch it at home though, no streaming media here at work.

    :thumbdown:


    I would post the bit on here, but it runs a bit long and should be heard rather than read.

    Yeah, as with all of Hicks. His delivery was just priceless.
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  • normnorm Posts: 31,146
    why does there need to be a thread...it's common knowledge



    and bill hicks was a genius :thumbup:
  • dcfaithfuldcfaithful Posts: 13,076
    norm wrote:
    and bill hicks was a genius :thumbup:

    norm, just when I think you couldn't be any smarter....
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    9/28/09 - Salt Lake City, UT (11 years too long!!!)
    9/03/11 - East Troy, WI - PJ20 - Night 1
    9/04/11 - East Troy, WI - PJ20 - Night 2
  • chiquimonkeychiquimonkey Posts: 9,337
    he's a horrible interviewer too. he should have retired like 15 years ago.
  • normnorm Posts: 31,146
    dcfaithful wrote:
    norm wrote:
    and bill hicks was a genius :thumbup:

    norm, just when I think you couldn't be any smarter....


    :wave:

    chiquimonkey wrote:
    he's a horrible interviewer too. he should have retired like 15 years ago.


    or just stick to standup...it's the only thing he's even good at...besides being a royal asshat
  • cdp1223cdp1223 Posts: 1,131
    norm wrote:


    or just stick to standup...it's the only thing he's even good at...besides being a royal asshat

    He really does deserve the highest marks for asshattery.
  • dcfaithfuldcfaithful Posts: 13,076
    cdp1223 wrote:
    norm wrote:


    or just stick to standup...it's the only thing he's even good at...besides being a royal asshat

    He really does deserve the highest marks for asshattery.


    I think he also contends with those that practice douchebaggery.

    Although he's got along way to go to top George "lame ass" Lopez.

    Let's retitle this thread: "Terrible late night hosts"
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    9/04/11 - East Troy, WI - PJ20 - Night 2
  • eric75surferic75surf Posts: 12
    What happened on jay leno?
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  • The JugglerThe Juggler Posts: 49,505
    one time i was watching jay leno...his joke were so disgustingly not funny that my left arm turned green and just fell off. to this day, i cannot explain it.
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  • dcfaithfuldcfaithful Posts: 13,076
    The Jeagler wrote:
    one time i was watching jay leno...his joke were so disgustingly not funny that my left arm turned green and just fell off. to this day, i cannot explain it.

    Just be thankful it was your left arm that turned green and fell off. :o
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    8/23/09 - Chicago, IL
    9/28/09 - Salt Lake City, UT (11 years too long!!!)
    9/03/11 - East Troy, WI - PJ20 - Night 1
    9/04/11 - East Troy, WI - PJ20 - Night 2
  • youngsteryoungster Boston Posts: 6,576
    Jay Leno is about as funny as colon cancer.
    He who forgets will be destined to remember.

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  • dcfaithfuldcfaithful Posts: 13,076
    youngster wrote:
    Jay Leno is about as funny as colon cancer.

    :lol::lol::lol::lol::lol:

    Oh shit... :| my bad
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  • Black DiamondBlack Diamond Posts: 25,107
    youngster wrote:
    Jay Leno is about as funny as colon cancer.

    When my dad woke up from his colon cancer surgery, he said, “Now I am a semi-colon!”
    Yeah, you're right...
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  • mfc2006mfc2006 HTOWN Posts: 37,484
    he sucks. that's all i have to add. good day! 8-)
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  • smarcheesmarchee Windsor, Ontario Posts: 14,539
    small town beck wrote:
    As I have said before Jay Leno is as funny as carpet burn.

    :lol::lol::lol::lol::lol:
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  • cdp1223cdp1223 Posts: 1,131
    Black Diamond wrote:
    youngster wrote:
    Jay Leno is about as funny as colon cancer.

    When my dad woke up from his colon cancer surgery, he said, “Now I am a semi-colon!”
    Yeah, you're right...


    haha....your dad is WAY funnier than Jay Leno then! :lol:
  • The JugglerThe Juggler Posts: 49,505
    cdp1223 wrote:
    Black Diamond wrote:
    youngster wrote:
    Jay Leno is about as funny as colon cancer.

    When my dad woke up from his colon cancer surgery, he said, “Now I am a semi-colon!”
    Yeah, you're right...


    haha....your dad is WAY funnier than Jay Leno then! :lol:

    my toothbrush has better comedic timing than jay leno.
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  • RoughMixRoughMix back of a lorry Posts: 385
    cdp1223 wrote:
    norm wrote:


    or just stick to standup...it's the only thing he's even good at...besides being a royal asshat

    He really does deserve the highest marks for asshattery.

    He's no Liz Lemon that's for sure!
    "They don't give a shit Keith Moon is dead,
    is that exactly what I thought I read."
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