SHAVING.....or BEARD ........

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  • peacefrompaulpeacefrompaul Posts: 25,293
    chadwick wrote:
    My assistant manager touched the one I'm sporting right now...

    "It feels like pubes"

    I'll be shaving it tomorrow

    nnoooooooooooooooonnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnoooooooooo

    :lol:
  • 8181 Needing a ride to Forest Hills and a ounce of weed. Please inquire within. Thanks. Or not. Posts: 58,276
    My assistant manager touched the one I'm sporting right now...

    "It feels like pubes"

    I'll be shaving it tomorrow
    Baaaaahaha...was she cute...maybe she was trying.to tell you something
    81 is now off the air

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  • peacefrompaulpeacefrompaul Posts: 25,293
    81 wrote:
    My assistant manager touched the one I'm sporting right now...

    "It feels like pubes"

    I'll be shaving it tomorrow
    Baaaaahaha...was she cute...maybe she was trying.to tell you something

    She's cute... has gigantic boobs and a huge ass...

    alas, she has a child and boyfriend :lol:
  • shortstackshortstack Posts: 2,339
    chadwick wrote:
    norm wrote:
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    is that zach galifianakis?

    my first thought was that epic meal time dude
    did you see me? i saw you.
  • JonnyPistachioJonnyPistachio Florida Posts: 10,219
    81 wrote:
    Such the good beard....you complete me....

    :lol: It must be working.
    My assistant manager touched the one I'm sporting right now...

    "It feels like pubes"

    I'll be shaving it tomorrow

    :lol::lol: You shouldve said - how can you tell with your hand? Here, let me rub it on your upper lip for a more accurate assertion and tell me if it still feels like pubes..
    Pick up my debut novel here on amazon: Jonny Bails Floatin (in paperback) (also available on Kindle for $2.99)
  • dimitrispearljamdimitrispearljam Posts: 139,721
    monday morning are the worst..
    "...Dimitri...He talks to me...'.."The Ghost of Greece..".
    "..That's One Happy Fuckin Ghost.."
    “..That came up on the Pillow Case...This is for the Greek, With Our Apologies.....”
  • dimitrispearljamdimitrispearljam Posts: 139,721
    shit
    "...Dimitri...He talks to me...'.."The Ghost of Greece..".
    "..That's One Happy Fuckin Ghost.."
    “..That came up on the Pillow Case...This is for the Greek, With Our Apologies.....”
  • shortstackshortstack Posts: 2,339
    shit


    ...in your beard?!
    did you see me? i saw you.
  • JonnyPistachioJonnyPistachio Florida Posts: 10,219
    shortstack wrote:
    shit


    ...in your beard?!

    :lol:

    That's the worst.
    Pick up my debut novel here on amazon: Jonny Bails Floatin (in paperback) (also available on Kindle for $2.99)
  • dimitrispearljamdimitrispearljam Posts: 139,721
    shortstack wrote:
    shit


    ...in your beard?!
    :lol::lol::lol::lol::lol:
    "...Dimitri...He talks to me...'.."The Ghost of Greece..".
    "..That's One Happy Fuckin Ghost.."
    “..That came up on the Pillow Case...This is for the Greek, With Our Apologies.....”
  • dimitrispearljamdimitrispearljam Posts: 139,721
    fuckin tired every morning..
    "...Dimitri...He talks to me...'.."The Ghost of Greece..".
    "..That's One Happy Fuckin Ghost.."
    “..That came up on the Pillow Case...This is for the Greek, With Our Apologies.....”
  • chadwickchadwick up my ass Posts: 21,157
    http://youtu.be/u2vZUsL6OOA
    well played championship whiskers the toothpick holder guy. you could mess some things up with that thing.


    viewer discretion is advised
    for poetry through the ceiling. ISBN: 1 4241 8840 7

    "Hear me, my chiefs!
    I am tired; my heart is
    sick and sad. From where
    the sun stands I will fight
    no more forever."

    Chief Joseph - Nez Perce
  • JonnyPistachioJonnyPistachio Florida Posts: 10,219
    chadwick wrote:
    http://youtu.be/u2vZUsL6OOA
    well played championship whiskers the toothpick holder guy. you could mess some things up with that thing.


    viewer discretion is advised

    That was incredible. :mrgreen:
    Pick up my debut novel here on amazon: Jonny Bails Floatin (in paperback) (also available on Kindle for $2.99)
  • chadwickchadwick up my ass Posts: 21,157
    chadwick wrote:
    http://youtu.be/u2vZUsL6OOA
    well played championship whiskers the toothpick holder guy. you could mess some things up with that thing.


    viewer discretion is advised

    That was incredible. :mrgreen:
    imagine getting beat with that thing

    earlier i put three horses in mine...(that's the first thing came to my mind) 3 horses
    in my beard

    fast & to close together so rather clumbsy
    zoom/fall down

    my face hurts
    for poetry through the ceiling. ISBN: 1 4241 8840 7

    "Hear me, my chiefs!
    I am tired; my heart is
    sick and sad. From where
    the sun stands I will fight
    no more forever."

    Chief Joseph - Nez Perce
  • JonnyPistachioJonnyPistachio Florida Posts: 10,219
    chadwick wrote:
    chadwick wrote:
    http://youtu.be/u2vZUsL6OOA
    well played championship whiskers the toothpick holder guy. you could mess some things up with that thing.


    viewer discretion is advised

    That was incredible. :mrgreen:
    imagine getting beat with that thing

    earlier i put three horses in mine...(that's the first thing came to my mind) 3 horses
    in my beard

    fast & to close together so rather clumbsy
    zoom/fall down

    my face hurts

    :lol:

    That sounds like a great indian name: Three Horses Beard.
    Pick up my debut novel here on amazon: Jonny Bails Floatin (in paperback) (also available on Kindle for $2.99)
  • peacefrompaulpeacefrompaul Posts: 25,293

    :lol::lol: You shouldve said - how can you tell with your hand? Here, let me rub it on your upper lip for a more accurate assertion and tell me if it still feels like pubes..

    Ahhahaha

    Definitely work appropriate
  • chadwickchadwick up my ass Posts: 21,157
    [ :lol:

    That sounds like a great indian name: Three Horses Beard.
    good name there, mister
    didn't someone here weeks ago have a poop beard?












    um...

    nicely done
    for poetry through the ceiling. ISBN: 1 4241 8840 7

    "Hear me, my chiefs!
    I am tired; my heart is
    sick and sad. From where
    the sun stands I will fight
    no more forever."

    Chief Joseph - Nez Perce
  • dimitrispearljamdimitrispearljam Posts: 139,721
    3 days weekend.. :mrgreen:
    "...Dimitri...He talks to me...'.."The Ghost of Greece..".
    "..That's One Happy Fuckin Ghost.."
    “..That came up on the Pillow Case...This is for the Greek, With Our Apologies.....”
  • dimitrispearljamdimitrispearljam Posts: 139,721
    sunday..and no need to worry for tomorrow
    "...Dimitri...He talks to me...'.."The Ghost of Greece..".
    "..That's One Happy Fuckin Ghost.."
    “..That came up on the Pillow Case...This is for the Greek, With Our Apologies.....”
  • dimitrispearljamdimitrispearljam Posts: 139,721
    boo
    "...Dimitri...He talks to me...'.."The Ghost of Greece..".
    "..That's One Happy Fuckin Ghost.."
    “..That came up on the Pillow Case...This is for the Greek, With Our Apologies.....”
  • JonnyPistachioJonnyPistachio Florida Posts: 10,219
    Saw a quote: "A man is only as good as the beard that wears him." :lol:
    Pick up my debut novel here on amazon: Jonny Bails Floatin (in paperback) (also available on Kindle for $2.99)
  • kw18kw18 Posts: 3,909
    Decided not to shave until I finish my bookcase project. That was two weeks ago. Feel great not shaving again, but this summer heat is pretty brutal ... :?
    "Where's KW?"
    "Let's check Idaho."
  • 8181 Needing a ride to Forest Hills and a ounce of weed. Please inquire within. Thanks. Or not. Posts: 58,276
    kw18 wrote:
    Decided not to shave until I finish my bookcase project. That was two weeks ago. Feel great not shaving again, but this summer heat is pretty brutal ... :?

    buzz it with a 3 or if you want a little longer...use a 4.

    i've had a beard pretty much year round for 3 years now....never really notice the heat
    81 is now off the air

    Off_Air.jpg
  • chadwickchadwick up my ass Posts: 21,157
    edited June 2013
    81 wrote:
    kw18 wrote:
    Decided not to shave until I finish my bookcase project. That was two weeks ago. Feel great not shaving again, but this summer heat is pretty brutal ... :?

    buzz it with a 3 or if you want a little longer...use a 4.

    i've had a beard pretty much year round for 3 years now....never really notice the heat
    well played kw. im always hot so i don't know the difference until 42 below zero

    81
    go to the chicago amtrak train station. always amish people there. the men will get near you & they will admire your face quietly to themselves without even speaking. sometimes you'll catch them eyeballing your hairy mug. amish are very much into a man's hairy shit

    those women, they judge you by your beard too. full on, sir. full
    on,


    sir
    Post edited by chadwick on
    for poetry through the ceiling. ISBN: 1 4241 8840 7

    "Hear me, my chiefs!
    I am tired; my heart is
    sick and sad. From where
    the sun stands I will fight
    no more forever."

    Chief Joseph - Nez Perce
  • 8181 Needing a ride to Forest Hills and a ounce of weed. Please inquire within. Thanks. Or not. Posts: 58,276
    chadwick wrote:
    81 wrote:
    kw18 wrote:
    Decided not to shave until I finish my bookcase project. That was two weeks ago. Feel great not shaving again, but this summer heat is pretty brutal ... :?

    buzz it with a 3 or if you want a little longer...use a 4.

    i've had a beard pretty much year round for 3 years now....never really notice the heat
    81
    go to the chicago amtrak train station. always amish people there. the men will get near you & they will admire your face quietly to themselves without even speaking. sometimes you'll catch them eyeballing your hairy mug. amish are very much into a man's hairy shit

    those women, they judge you by your beard too. full on, sir. full
    on,


    sir

    been there...

    i believe it is tradition that once you are married in the amish communitiy, you are suppose to stop shaving
    81 is now off the air

    Off_Air.jpg
  • PJ_SoulPJ_Soul Vancouver, BC Posts: 50,161
    81 wrote:
    chadwick wrote:
    81 wrote:

    buzz it with a 3 or if you want a little longer...use a 4.

    i've had a beard pretty much year round for 3 years now....never really notice the heat
    81
    go to the chicago amtrak train station. always amish people there. the men will get near you & they will admire your face quietly to themselves without even speaking. sometimes you'll catch them eyeballing your hairy mug. amish are very much into a man's hairy shit

    those women, they judge you by your beard too. full on, sir. full
    on,


    sir

    been there...

    i believe it is tradition that once you are married in the amish communitiy, you are suppose to stop shaving
    I am glad I'm not Amish then.
    With all its sham, drudgery, and broken dreams, it is still a beautiful world. Be careful. Strive to be happy. ~ Desiderata
  • rick1zoo2rick1zoo2 between a rock and a dumb place Posts: 12,632
    PJ_Soul wrote:
    81 wrote:
    chadwick wrote:
    81
    go to the chicago amtrak train station. always amish people there. the men will get near you & they will admire your face quietly to themselves without even speaking. sometimes you'll catch them eyeballing your hairy mug. amish are very much into a man's hairy shit

    those women, they judge you by your beard too. full on, sir. full
    on,


    sir

    been there...

    i believe it is tradition that once you are married in the amish communitiy, you are suppose to stop shaving
    I am glad I'm not Amish then.

    ;)
  • kw18kw18 Posts: 3,909
    PJ_Soul wrote:
    81 wrote:
    been there...

    i believe it is tradition that once you are married in the amish communitiy, you are suppose to stop shaving
    I am glad I'm not Amish then.

    :lol::lol:
    "Where's KW?"
    "Let's check Idaho."
  • dimitrispearljamdimitrispearljam Posts: 139,721
    weekend
    "...Dimitri...He talks to me...'.."The Ghost of Greece..".
    "..That's One Happy Fuckin Ghost.."
    “..That came up on the Pillow Case...This is for the Greek, With Our Apologies.....”
  • afroannnieafroannnie Posts: 12,995
    This past weekend, I finally got to stand in the presence of the elusive dinosaur beard.... :shock: :mrgreen:8-)
    Show #13 was a lucky one for me....
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