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    JonnyPistachioJonnyPistachio Florida Posts: 10,217
    Never thought I'd use this phrase to brag, but: its 2.5 inches! :lol:
    Pick up my debut novel here on amazon: Jonny Bails Floatin (in paperback) (also available on Kindle for $2.99)
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    8181 Needing a ride to Forest Hills and a ounce of weed. Please inquire within. Thanks. Or not. Posts: 58,276
    Never thought I'd use this phrase to brag, but: its 2.5 inches! :lol:

    nice.

    mine's currently 2 days removed from being a 3 (i think that's 3/8's)
    81 is now off the air

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    JonnyPistachioJonnyPistachio Florida Posts: 10,217
    81 wrote:
    Never thought I'd use this phrase to brag, but: its 2.5 inches! :lol:

    nice.

    mine's currently 2 days removed from being a 3 (i think that's 3/8's)

    :lol:

    I hear they grow slower when its not cold. That sounds silly and unscientific. Talk to it, like a plant. :mrgreen:
    Pick up my debut novel here on amazon: Jonny Bails Floatin (in paperback) (also available on Kindle for $2.99)
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    8181 Needing a ride to Forest Hills and a ounce of weed. Please inquire within. Thanks. Or not. Posts: 58,276
    Talk to it, like a plant. :mrgreen:

    :lol::lol::lol::lol:

    you are such a beautiful beard....
    that white hair makes it look so nice...
    81 is now off the air

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    JonnyPistachioJonnyPistachio Florida Posts: 10,217
    81 wrote:
    Talk to it, like a plant. :mrgreen:

    :lol::lol::lol::lol:

    you are such a beautiful beard....
    that white hair makes it look so nice...

    :lol::lol:
    Pick up my debut novel here on amazon: Jonny Bails Floatin (in paperback) (also available on Kindle for $2.99)
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    chadwickchadwick up my ass Posts: 21,157
    hairy folks

    i should put up a new avatar as i am way hairier. my head is a living breathing forest & my face, a juvenile sasquatch nesting around my mug like a opossum holding up in its families burrow or burro?

    my face hides used up wet chia seeds... periodically


    this has been a periodical publication on hair
    for poetry through the ceiling. ISBN: 1 4241 8840 7

    "Hear me, my chiefs!
    I am tired; my heart is
    sick and sad. From where
    the sun stands I will fight
    no more forever."

    Chief Joseph - Nez Perce
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    dimitrispearljamdimitrispearljam NINUNINOPRO Posts: 139,158
    next vacation is wrigley.shave till then.. :fp:
    "...Dimitri...He talks to me...'.."The Ghost of Greece..".
    "..That's One Happy Fuckin Ghost.."
    “..That came up on the Pillow Case...This is for the Greek, With Our Apologies.....”
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    JonnyPistachioJonnyPistachio Florida Posts: 10,217
    chadwick wrote:
    hairy folks

    i should put up a new avatar as i am way hairier. my head is a living breathing forest & my face, a juvenile sasquatch nesting around my mug like a opossum holding up in its families burrow or burro?

    my face hides used up wet chia seeds... periodically


    this has been a periodical publication on hair

    :lol::lol: do it buddy.

    I keep thinking im gonna cut mine, but it keeps telling me NO. its not opposumed yet though.. :mrgreen:
    Pick up my debut novel here on amazon: Jonny Bails Floatin (in paperback) (also available on Kindle for $2.99)
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    8181 Needing a ride to Forest Hills and a ounce of weed. Please inquire within. Thanks. Or not. Posts: 58,276
    81 wrote:
    Talk to it, like a plant. :mrgreen:

    :lol::lol::lol::lol:

    you are such a beautiful beard....
    that white hair makes it look so nice...

    nothing compares to you
    you are so soft, so lovely, so rideable
    81 is now off the air

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    JonnyPistachioJonnyPistachio Florida Posts: 10,217
    81 wrote:
    81 wrote:
    Talk to it, like a plant. :mrgreen:

    :lol::lol::lol::lol:

    you are such a beautiful beard....
    that white hair makes it look so nice...

    nothing compares to you
    you are so soft, so lovely, so rideable

    :lol::lol:

    Rideable!? :shock: :lol:
    Pick up my debut novel here on amazon: Jonny Bails Floatin (in paperback) (also available on Kindle for $2.99)
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    rick1zoo2rick1zoo2 between a rock and a dumb place Posts: 12,632
    :fp:

    :lol:
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    normnorm I'm always home. I'm uncool. Posts: 31,147
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    rick1zoo2rick1zoo2 between a rock and a dumb place Posts: 12,632
    so glad my son shaved his facial hair for graduation. he also pulled his hair back and put it in a tail. a good compromise as I would have rather him cut it short
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    chadwickchadwick up my ass Posts: 21,157
    rick1zoo2 wrote:
    so glad my son shaved his facial hair for graduation. he also pulled his hair back and put it in a tail. a good compromise as I would have rather him cut it short
    you sound like my own mother. "shave your face, you look like a damn caveman" or "cut your hair, you look like a damn caveman" or "you're not zakk wylde, shave your face" or " people are scared of you, you look like a caveman" or "put your hair in a pony tail at least" or "brush your hair more than once"
    for poetry through the ceiling. ISBN: 1 4241 8840 7

    "Hear me, my chiefs!
    I am tired; my heart is
    sick and sad. From where
    the sun stands I will fight
    no more forever."

    Chief Joseph - Nez Perce
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    JonnyPistachioJonnyPistachio Florida Posts: 10,217
    chadwick wrote:
    rick1zoo2 wrote:
    so glad my son shaved his facial hair for graduation. he also pulled his hair back and put it in a tail. a good compromise as I would have rather him cut it short
    you sound like my own mother. "shave your face, you look like a damn caveman" or "cut your hair, you look like a damn caveman" or "you're not zakk wylde, shave your face" or " people are scared of you, you look like a caveman" or "put your hair in a pony tail at least" or "brush your hair more than once"

    :lol: Ask her what exactly is wrong with cavemen?

    My sweet lil old Grandma, who I see once every week or two always seems to forget I have a beard, and she yells out loud as if im a monster when I kiss her cheek. Then she laughs. :mrgreen:
    Pick up my debut novel here on amazon: Jonny Bails Floatin (in paperback) (also available on Kindle for $2.99)
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    kw18kw18 Posts: 3,909
    norm wrote:
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    :lol::lol::lol:
    "Where's KW?"
    "Let's check Idaho."
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    dimitrispearljamdimitrispearljam NINUNINOPRO Posts: 139,158
    kw18 wrote:
    norm wrote:
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    :lol::lol::lol:
    :lol::lol::lol:
    "...Dimitri...He talks to me...'.."The Ghost of Greece..".
    "..That's One Happy Fuckin Ghost.."
    “..That came up on the Pillow Case...This is for the Greek, With Our Apologies.....”
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    rick1zoo2rick1zoo2 between a rock and a dumb place Posts: 12,632
    chadwick wrote:
    rick1zoo2 wrote:
    so glad my son shaved his facial hair for graduation. he also pulled his hair back and put it in a tail. a good compromise as I would have rather him cut it short
    you sound like my own mother. "shave your face, you look like a damn caveman" or "cut your hair, you look like a damn caveman" or "you're not zakk wylde, shave your face" or " people are scared of you, you look like a caveman" or "put your hair in a pony tail at least" or "brush your hair more than once"


    haha! well, I need to explain, he does not get a full beard yet, just some fuzz, and he is a red-head so he looks like Shaggy from Scooby-Doo when it grows. I just prefered the clean-look for his graduation and pictures.
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    chadwickchadwick up my ass Posts: 21,157
    rick1zoo2 wrote:
    haha! well, I need to explain, he does not get a full beard yet, just some fuzz, and he is a red-head so he looks like Shaggy from Scooby-Doo when it grows. I just prefered the clean-look for his graduation and pictures.
    gotcha. yes a young redheaded gentleman may have difficulty sporting facial hair
    for poetry through the ceiling. ISBN: 1 4241 8840 7

    "Hear me, my chiefs!
    I am tired; my heart is
    sick and sad. From where
    the sun stands I will fight
    no more forever."

    Chief Joseph - Nez Perce
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    chadwickchadwick up my ass Posts: 21,157
    :lol: Ask her what exactly is wrong with cavemen?

    My sweet lil old Grandma, who I see once every week or two always seems to forget I have a beard, and she yells out loud as if im a monster when I kiss her cheek. Then she laughs. :mrgreen:
    nicely played. grandmas are pretty cool

    ever have granny read your poems? write her a poem about your drunken puke beard, yes/no?
    for poetry through the ceiling. ISBN: 1 4241 8840 7

    "Hear me, my chiefs!
    I am tired; my heart is
    sick and sad. From where
    the sun stands I will fight
    no more forever."

    Chief Joseph - Nez Perce
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    shortstackshortstack Posts: 2,339
    i was going to say this thread is useless without some real pictures....but some of you sound pretty gnarly, so nvm :-P
    did you see me? i saw you.
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    JonnyPistachioJonnyPistachio Florida Posts: 10,217
    shortstack wrote:
    i was going to say this thread is useless without some real pictures....but some of you sound pretty gnarly, so nvm :-P

    :lol::lol:

    Whatever do you mean?

    caveman001.jpg

    Chadwick, me, and Kw at the last Pj show. No, its not backstage, obviously. :P
    Pick up my debut novel here on amazon: Jonny Bails Floatin (in paperback) (also available on Kindle for $2.99)
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    rick1zoo2rick1zoo2 between a rock and a dumb place Posts: 12,632
    :lol:
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    shortstackshortstack Posts: 2,339
    i don't know any of you anyway, so bai!
    did you see me? i saw you.
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    dimitrispearljamdimitrispearljam NINUNINOPRO Posts: 139,158
    :lol:
    "...Dimitri...He talks to me...'.."The Ghost of Greece..".
    "..That's One Happy Fuckin Ghost.."
    “..That came up on the Pillow Case...This is for the Greek, With Our Apologies.....”
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    chadwickchadwick up my ass Posts: 21,157
    shortstack wrote:
    i was going to say this thread is useless without some real pictures....but some of you sound pretty gnarly, so nvm :-P

    :lol::lol:

    Whatever do you mean?

    caveman001.jpg

    Chadwick, me, and Kw at the last Pj show. No, its not backstage, obviously. :P
    beard like the guy on the left, hair like the guy in the middle but mine's blonde curlylocks. fellow caveman, sammy hagar, has tighter locks than i but we are close twins

    moments again i measured my chin whiskers and the whiskers under my chin touch my nose & touch my upper chest

    currently i have salad leftovers & paul newman's caesar dressing greasing my beard. maybe sometime i'll get a shower











    then again
    maybe i won't be getting a shower
    for awhile
    for poetry through the ceiling. ISBN: 1 4241 8840 7

    "Hear me, my chiefs!
    I am tired; my heart is
    sick and sad. From where
    the sun stands I will fight
    no more forever."

    Chief Joseph - Nez Perce
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    chadwickchadwick up my ass Posts: 21,157
    norm wrote:
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    is that zach galifianakis?
    for poetry through the ceiling. ISBN: 1 4241 8840 7

    "Hear me, my chiefs!
    I am tired; my heart is
    sick and sad. From where
    the sun stands I will fight
    no more forever."

    Chief Joseph - Nez Perce
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    8181 Needing a ride to Forest Hills and a ounce of weed. Please inquire within. Thanks. Or not. Posts: 58,276
    Such the good beard....you complete me....
    81 is now off the air

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    peacefrompaulpeacefrompaul Posts: 25,293
    My assistant manager touched the one I'm sporting right now...

    "It feels like pubes"

    I'll be shaving it tomorrow
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    chadwickchadwick up my ass Posts: 21,157
    My assistant manager touched the one I'm sporting right now...

    "It feels like pubes"

    I'll be shaving it tomorrow

    nnoooooooooooooooonnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnoooooooooo
    for poetry through the ceiling. ISBN: 1 4241 8840 7

    "Hear me, my chiefs!
    I am tired; my heart is
    sick and sad. From where
    the sun stands I will fight
    no more forever."

    Chief Joseph - Nez Perce
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