WTF??? What did see/hear today that made you say WTF???

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  • eyedclaar
    eyedclaar Posts: 6,980
    My mother runs and owns a store a little grocery store/coffee/sandwich shop in historical East Boise and is the sweetest person you'd ever meet. She finally, after countless reasons (the last one letting a 19 year old drink in the store) fired a shiftless employee yesterday. I guess her boyfriend came in today and told my mom, "You'll be sorry."

    Now I have to track some motherfucker down and snap his neck. WTF? There are certain things you do not say to the mother of a heavily armed raging psychopath. That bitch is toast. I'm feeling all warm and stabby inside...
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  • chiquimonkey
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    eyedclaar wrote:
    My mother runs and owns a store a little grocery store/coffee/sandwich shop in historical East Boise and is the sweetest person you'd ever meet. She finally, after countless reasons (the last one letting a 19 year old drink in the store) fired a shiftless employee yesterday. I guess her boyfriend came in today and told my mom, "You'll be sorry."

    Now I have to track some motherfucker down and snap his neck. WTF? There are certain things you do not say to the mother of a heavily armed raging psychopath. That bitch is toast. I'm feeling all warm and stabby inside...
    i'll lend you a roman-style dagger if ya want.

    but man, what an idiot!
  • DeLukin
    DeLukin Posts: 2,757
    eyedclaar wrote:
    I'm feeling all warm and stabby inside...
    WTF???
    I smile, but who am I kidding...
  • eyedclaar
    eyedclaar Posts: 6,980
    DeLukin wrote:
    eyedclaar wrote:
    I'm feeling all warm and stabby inside...
    WTF???


    What? Is that wrong? :oops: Actually, I get that way about twenty times a day. Don't worry. It passes... usually.
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  • eyedclaar
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    chiquimonkey wrote:
    eyedclaar wrote:
    My mother runs and owns a store a little grocery store/coffee/sandwich shop in historical East Boise and is the sweetest person you'd ever meet. She finally, after countless reasons (the last one letting a 19 year old drink in the store) fired a shiftless employee yesterday. I guess her boyfriend came in today and told my mom, "You'll be sorry."

    Now I have to track some motherfucker down and snap his neck. WTF? There are certain things you do not say to the mother of a heavily armed raging psychopath. That bitch is toast. I'm feeling all warm and stabby inside...
    i'll lend you a roman-style dagger if ya want.

    but man, what an idiot!

    Well, if I'm gonna stab a sucka, you know I like to do it with class. I'd love to borrow your dagger.
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  • jervin007
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    Pulled out of dunkins parking lot, there was one car on the road about 1/4 mile away. I'm going 40/25 and suddenly this guy flies up behind me, starts honking his horn and then passes me on a double yellow with a car coming in the other direction. WTF.
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  • DeLukin
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    eyedclaar wrote:
    ? Is that wrong? :oops: Actually, I get that way about twenty times a day. Don't worry. It passes... usually.
    If I say I think it's wrong is there ANY chance that you'll make me feel 'stabby inside' (ie, by stabbing me)?!? I'll reserve judgment for my own safety, but nevertheless it DID make me say "WTF" - which is the point of the thread, no?
    I smile, but who am I kidding...
  • chiquimonkey
    chiquimonkey Posts: 9,337
    eyedclaar wrote:
    chiquimonkey wrote:
    eyedclaar wrote:
    My mother runs and owns a store a little grocery store/coffee/sandwich shop in historical East Boise and is the sweetest person you'd ever meet. She finally, after countless reasons (the last one letting a 19 year old drink in the store) fired a shiftless employee yesterday. I guess her boyfriend came in today and told my mom, "You'll be sorry."

    Now I have to track some motherfucker down and snap his neck. WTF? There are certain things you do not say to the mother of a heavily armed raging psychopath. That bitch is toast. I'm feeling all warm and stabby inside...
    i'll lend you a roman-style dagger if ya want.

    but man, what an idiot!

    Well, if I'm gonna stab a sucka, you know I like to do it with class. I'd love to borrow your dagger.
    you got it. i'll tie it to a donkey and point him in your direction.

    and be nice to him, he's my favorite mode of shipping weapons. and a friend of mine gave me the dagger so clean it when you're done!
  • eyedclaar
    eyedclaar Posts: 6,980
    DeLukin wrote:
    eyedclaar wrote:
    ? Is that wrong? :oops: Actually, I get that way about twenty times a day. Don't worry. It passes... usually.
    If I say I think it's wrong is there ANY chance that you'll make me feel 'stabby inside' (ie, by stabbing me)?!? I'll reserve judgment for my own safety, but nevertheless it DID make me say "WTF" - which is the point of the thread, no?


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  • eyedclaar
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    chiquimonkey wrote:
    you got it. i'll tie it to a donkey and point him in your direction.

    and be nice to him, he's my favorite mode of shipping weapons. and a friend of mine gave me the dagger so clean it when you're done!


    It's not hammerdonkey is it? Not sure I trust him with a dagger...
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  • chiquimonkey
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    eyedclaar wrote:
    chiquimonkey wrote:
    you got it. i'll tie it to a donkey and point him in your direction.

    and be nice to him, he's my favorite mode of shipping weapons. and a friend of mine gave me the dagger so clean it when you're done!


    It's not hammerdonkey is it? Not sure I trust him with a dagger...
    no it's my donkey. Pablo.
  • eyedclaar
    eyedclaar Posts: 6,980
    chiquimonkey wrote:
    eyedclaar wrote:
    chiquimonkey wrote:
    you got it. i'll tie it to a donkey and point him in your direction.

    and be nice to him, he's my favorite mode of shipping weapons. and a friend of mine gave me the dagger so clean it when you're done!


    It's not hammerdonkey is it? Not sure I trust him with a dagger...
    no it's my donkey. Pablo.

    Ok, Pablo is good people, well, good donkey. You know what I mean. When he gets here, I will give him an apple and let him run around the pasture with my wife's horse, Legs. They will get along famously.
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  • chiquimonkey
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    yay!
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  • prism
    prism Posts: 2,440
    chiquimonkey wrote:
    yay!
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    it was yesterday actually...all i can say it was something hard to believe and very hurtful to a truely lovely being that doesn't deserve such bullshit :twisted:

    umm...so chiqui if you don't mind could you have eyed when he's done send pablo and your dagger on just a lil detor this way, so that kitty and i can borrow them for just a bit?

    i'll make sure they both get back to you with no traces of blood... ;)
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  • chiquimonkey
    chiquimonkey Posts: 9,337
    prism wrote:
    chiquimonkey wrote:
    yay!
    yay.jpg

    it was yesterday actually...all i can say it was something hard to believe and very hurtful to a truely lovely being that doesn't deserve such bullshit :twisted:

    umm...so chiqui if you don't mind could you have eyed when he's done send pablo and your dagger on just a lil detor this way, so that kitty and i can borrow them for just a bit?

    i'll make sure they both get back to you with no traces of blood... ;)
    no problem, anybody else though i'm gonna have to start charging. it's so cold out there for pablo :(
  • mr.pink
    mr.pink Posts: 362
    I talked to this guy. He had the biggest gut ever and a completely normal face, no chubbyness to his face at all. I felt so sorry for this dude. He seemed really kind and sweet too. I wanted to tell him to go to the doctor. It was so strange, I wondered if it was a fake belly. I can't imagine he'll live long.
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  • Ms. Haiku
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    At work today, when I type something all of a sudden my curser ends up in a previously typed word.

    For instance I wrote the word *number* and then a space, and instead of the curser moving to the space after the space it went to the line above, or to a word typed a couple words before. It just started today, and I don't know what to do to turn it off. It's not doing that on other sites . . . well it just did after I typed the R in *other* and the curser moved to a few words before. Hmmm, anyone know what it could be?

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  • Franny
    Franny Posts: 2,054
    Talking with work mates after we finished tonight and this one woman who just cracks me up was saying that her kids never do anything(3 teenaqge girls) and it's her husbands fault. WTF??

    We're all asking why and she says, " He never makes them do anything, I ask them to do shit and he just says he'll do it instead. He does all the housework. You know we spilt up over this before...yeah I kicked him out cos he does EVERYTHING!!" We're all pissing ourselves laughing, understanding the original point, but still funny at the rest of the story. I said to her "and I bet the bastard buys you flowers too?!!" To which she replies, "He fucken does the idiot!!"

    OMG I laughed my ass off!!! We love ya Melsky, cos ya so funny without even trying. :lol:
  • Heatherj43
    Heatherj43 Posts: 1,254
    Some guy hit my car!! I was going slowly (at posted speed) down the street and he was coming out of a parking lot. He let all the other cars pass and then hit me as I passed. He said he didn't see me. WTF...Am I invisible?

    I only have the type of insurance that covers the other person's property, if I am at fault, but doesn't cover my car. He had NO insurance, although its the law here to have it.

    Then he says he owns a collision shop and will fix it, TODAY!! Well, I have nothing to lose, so I accept that instead of calling cops.

    I have called the number he gave me a few times and it goes straight to voicemail. Obviosuly, he lied, but even if I had called cops, I would had gained nothing and the small chance he was telling the truth was better than nothing.

    MF...WTF!!
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  • small town beck
    small town beck Posts: 6,691
    Heatherj43 wrote:
    Some guy hit my car!! I was going slowly (at posted speed) down the street and he was coming out of a parking lot. He let all the other cars pass and then hit me as I passed. He said he didn't see me. WTF...Am I invisible?

    I only have the type of insurance that covers the other person's property, if I am at fault, but doesn't cover my car. He had NO insurance, although its the law here to have it.

    Then he says he owns a collision shop and will fix it, TODAY!! Well, I have nothing to lose, so I accept that instead of calling cops.

    I have called the number he gave me a few times and it goes straight to voicemail. Obviosuly, he lied, but even if I had called cops, I would had gained nothing and the small chance he was telling the truth was better than nothing.

    MF...WTF!!


    That fucking sucks :evil:

    My WTF was my swimsuit coming from Victoria's Secret and they clearly sent the wrong top...right top, wrong freakin' pattern!! WTF? Could you not see it clearly does NOT much the bottom?? :?

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