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  • eyedclaareyedclaar Posts: 6,980
    norm wrote:
    "Common sense is a helluvafuckinlot less common than it should be. Too many damn idiots out there."


    :clap::clap::clap:

    Sounds familiar to my step dad.

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  • normnorm Posts: 31,146
    "Nah, we don't celebrate it. Don't know who St. Valentine was, don't give a shit, and doubt he wants people screwing in his memory."


    :clap: :thumbup:
  • WhizbangWhizbang Posts: 1,314
    norm wrote:
    "Nah, we don't celebrate it. Don't know who St. Valentine was, don't give a shit, and doubt he wants people screwing in his memory."


    :clap: :thumbup:

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  • keeponrockinkeeponrockin Posts: 7,446
    This dad is a genius.
    Believe me, when I was growin up, I thought the worst thing you could turn out to be was normal, So I say freaks in the most complementary way. Here's a song by a fellow freak - E.V
  • normnorm Posts: 31,146
    "There's a word for people like that...No, I'm saying, there's a word and I don't know what it is. I'm not being fucking poetic."
  • Heatherj43Heatherj43 Posts: 1,254
    the wolf wrote:
    "Son, no one gives a shit about all the things your cell phone does. You didn’t invent it, you just bought it. Anybody can do that."
    LMAO! I am constantly showing my 92 year old dad my cell phone and all that it does. I bet he is saying that in his head. He does say, "its really just a radio". He was a radio operator/ repairman in WWII.
    Save room for dessert!
  • Heatherj43Heatherj43 Posts: 1,254
    Can't the SOB come to the door and knock, like a gentleman, instead of blowing the f'ing horn...(as he hides behind the newspaper when they do come to the door and get introduced).
    Save room for dessert!
  • normnorm Posts: 31,146
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  • youngsteryoungster Boston Posts: 6,576
    "A parent's only as good as their dumbest kid. If one wins a Nobel Prize but the other one gets robbed by a hooker, you failed"
    He who forgets will be destined to remember.

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  • normnorm Posts: 31,146
    "Science and Mother Nature are in a marriage where Science is always surprised to come home and find Mother Nature blowing the neighbor."
  • normnorm Posts: 31,146
    "HIDDEN roaming charges? Jesus, Sprint has 'fucking people' down to a science, like they practice it in a fucking lab on mice first."
  • coachchriscoachchris Kelowna, British Columbia, Canada Posts: 749
    Speaking of shit my dad says....well kinda....

    My friends mom said to him the other day "why can't you just find a nice girl like Charlize Theron?"

    Haha like they are just kicking around everywhere or something :lol:
    Adolescence in essence is all about trust.
    Leaving is for the answering machine.
  • normnorm Posts: 31,146
    “It’s Los Angeles, son. It’s the epicenter of the asshole earthquake. They’d fuck you twice if they had another dick.”

    :lol::lol::lol:
  • normnorm Posts: 31,146
    "You seen my cell phone?...What’s it look like? Like two horses fucking. It’s a phone, son. It looks like a phone."
  • ClaireackClaireack Posts: 13,561
    norm wrote:
    "You seen my cell phone?...What’s it look like? Like two horses fucking. It’s a phone, son. It looks like a phone."

    :lol::lol::lol:
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  • normnorm Posts: 31,146
    "Look, we're basically on earth to shit and fuck. So unless your job's to help people shit or fuck, it's not that important, so relax."
  • mickeyratmickeyrat Posts: 41,149
    "You didn't get a good deal, you were just fucked gently. Trust me, Best Buy will not be the one with the sore asshole tomorrow."
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  • mickeyratmickeyrat Posts: 41,149
    "So he likes drugs and hookers. That's the mustard & mayo on the sandwich of life. Problem is, that's all he's got on his fucking sandwich."
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