I f*cking hate my dad (yes madddd)

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  • ZiggyStarZiggyStar Posts: 14,328

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    hahaha I love that photo!! :mrgreen:
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  • __ Posts: 6,651
    FirstExit wrote:
    I just went to court today...

    Really? You had court on Sunday? :roll:

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  • mookeywrenchmookeywrench Posts: 5,895
    scb wrote:
    FirstExit wrote:
    I just went to court today...

    Really? You had court on Sunday? :roll:
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  • youngsteryoungster Posts: 6,576
    scb wrote:
    FirstExit wrote:
    I just went to court today...

    Really? You had court on Sunday? :roll:


    HAHA busted! :oops:
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  • ZiggyStarZiggyStar Posts: 14,328
    Damn! I was kinda hoping this one was true....would have been interesting.

    Oh well, back to the boob job thread! :thumbup:
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  • This is obviously a bogus thread for two reasons. The first is how would you get your hands on the evidence photo unless they gave it to you as a souvenir in honor of you level of stupid. The second is that if you were really concerned with you well being you would not be hanging out on a message board and would be shitting yourself while kicking yourself for screwing up your life.
  • ZiggyStar wrote:
    And I'd just like to add that the scariest part of that photo is the gun. So glad guns are banned in Australia. I fucking hate guns.


    I agree ,we are the lucky country after all.............but seriously that shit does no good either :shock:
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  • Nothingman54Nothingman54 Posts: 2,251
    if this was real your ass would still be in jail. no way you would be out so soon also who paid for the 200,000-500,000$ bail? not you, "the cops" got that money. not your dad because he called the cops. BULLSHIT
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  • mca47mca47 Posts: 13,290
    shuttdown wrote:
    This is obviously a bogus thread for two reasons. The first is how would you get your hands on the evidence photo unless they gave it to you as a souvenir in honor of you level of stupid. The second is that if you were really concerned with you well being you would not be hanging out on a message board and would be shitting yourself while kicking yourself for screwing up your life.

    Exactly.

    The only way he'd have that photo is if it either a) hit the media or b) he's full of shit.


    My guess is B.


    Let the thread die.
  • WildsWilds Posts: 4,329
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  • 12345AGNST112345AGNST1 Posts: 4,906
    Anybody who thinks this guy is for real has never been on a joke forum... This sort of shit goes on all the time... In other words:

    obvious troll is obvious.
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  • PearlOfAGirlPearlOfAGirl Posts: 15,993
    I NEEDED A GOOD LAUGH!!! :lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol:

    Wish you were here...

    ~RIP Dad
  • Omg you got caught selling money :lol:
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  • dcfaithfuldcfaithful Posts: 13,076
    FirstExit wrote:
    So I'm an 18 year old college student. Like most other college students, I don't have many options as far as "making money" is concerned, especially in my major (Chem Engineering) which requires lots of studying/lab work. So with a tour coming up, I decided I need to find some way to make money. Well I started selling stuff...I'm sure you can just imagine what I'm talking about. Well anyway it's going great until MY DAD CALLS THE COPS ON ME!!!!!!! I got arrested, got all my "stuff" taken away, and all my cash stolen. WHAT do I do??? I just went to court today and I think I might be in trouble. Hopefully just like a fine and some community service hours, MAYBE probation. What do you guys think? This is what they found at my house:
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    Here's the full size pic if you want:

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    Maybe probation...? :lol:

    Nice gag though. :D
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  • CJMST3KCJMST3K Posts: 9,722
    FirstExit wrote:
    THIS WILL NOT TURN INTO A GUN CONTROL/2nd AMENDMENT/PUBLIC SAFETY THREAD.

    Hey FE, how do you find the grip of the Sig Sauer versus a Glock? Can't decide if I should go with the lesser expensive one that police officers carry (glock) or a more expensive one that feds usually carry (sig sauer).

    Your thoughts?
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  • The JugglerThe Juggler Posts: 48,893
    shuttdown wrote:
    This is obviously a bogus thread for two reasons. The first is how would you get your hands on the evidence photo unless they gave it to you as a souvenir in honor of you level of stupid. The second is that if you were really concerned with you well being you would not be hanging out on a message board and would be shitting yourself while kicking yourself for screwing up your life.


    unless this is that same guy who got fired from that car wash last year.....what was that kid's name? talk about stupidity!
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  • youngsteryoungster Posts: 6,576
    CJMST3K wrote:
    FirstExit wrote:
    THIS WILL NOT TURN INTO A GUN CONTROL/2nd AMENDMENT/PUBLIC SAFETY THREAD.

    Hey FE, how do you find the grip of the Sig Sauer versus a Glock? Can't decide if I should go with the lesser expensive one that police officers carry (glock) or a more expensive one that feds usually carry (sig sauer).

    Your thoughts?

    I can tell you that the Glock 22/23 are .40cal and are very nice guns. The 26/27 are 9mm and .40cal respectively and are very compact which can be a pain if you shoot 50+ rounds. I have a Sig P220 .45 and it is far and away the most comfortable gun to shoot. Worth the extra $$. Glocks are indestructible but Sigs are much more comfortable. The Glock has a polymer grip and the Sig is stainless. The sig weighs more but is better IMO. Not sure if you were kidding or not with you're post but figured I'd throw it in anyways.
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  • CJMST3KCJMST3K Posts: 9,722
    CJMST3K wrote:
    FirstExit wrote:
    THIS WILL NOT TURN INTO A GUN CONTROL/2nd AMENDMENT/PUBLIC SAFETY THREAD.

    Hey FE, how do you find the grip of the Sig Sauer versus a Glock? Can't decide if I should go with the lesser expensive one that police officers carry (glock) or a more expensive one that feds usually carry (sig sauer).

    Your thoughts?

    I can tell you that the Glock 22/23 are .40cal and are very nice guns. The 26/27 are 9mm and .40cal respectively and are very compact which can be a pain if you shoot 50+ rounds. I have a Sig P220 .45 and it is far and away the most comfortable gun to shoot. Worth the extra $$. Glocks are indestructible but Sigs are much more comfortable. The Glock has a polymer grip and the Sig is stainless. The sig weighs more but is better IMO. Not sure if you were kidding or not with you're post but figured I'd throw it in anyways.


    not kidding. honest question.

    I used to be on the HS Rifle Team back in the early 90's. Varsity for 5 years (started in JH), set the school record, etc. Nowadays every year I go down to Florida to visit my folks and my father will get his old cowboy Colt 45 and we'll go to the range and shoot about $100 of rounds. He just recently bought a S&W .22 long barrel (think Dirty Harry) for me to shoot, since .22 rounds are so much less expensive, and he said that pistol was much more accurate, which is what I enjoy most - putting holes in a tight group.

    ...anyway, one day I want to get a 9mm for my home, and I read so many good things about Sigs. Glocks look so boxy, and knowing they are poly-carbon means they don't have the weight for a good steady shot. I think it helps having a heavier gun, for your muscles to push against. Sounds like you agree?
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  • DeLukinDeLukin Posts: 2,757
    Your dad probably saved your life. Give him a hug and quit being a douche.
    I smile, but who am I kidding...
  • youngsteryoungster Posts: 6,576
    CJMST3K wrote:
    not kidding. honest question.

    I used to be on the HS Rifle Team back in the early 90's. Varsity for 5 years (started in JH), set the school record, etc. Nowadays every year I go down to Florida to visit my folks and my father will get his old cowboy Colt 45 and we'll go to the range and shoot about $100 of rounds. He just recently bought a S&W .22 long barrel (think Dirty Harry) for me to shoot, since .22 rounds are so much less expensive, and he said that pistol was much more accurate, which is what I enjoy most - putting holes in a tight group.

    ...anyway, one day I want to get a 9mm for my home, and I read so many good things about Sigs. Glocks look so boxy, and knowing they are poly-carbon means they don't have the weight for a good steady shot. I think it helps having a heavier gun, for your muscles to push against. Sounds like you agree?

    Yeah, the recoil on some of the bigger calipers are very mighty so having a SS grip is easier on your wrist and hands. A 9mm is a very nice gun but still very powerful. Sig has a great selection of pistols. I like the fact that the sig has a de-cocking lever which means when the slide is back and you insert the magazine and release the slide, it loads a round in the chamber. That means the hammer is cocked. The de-cocking lever releases the hammer and puts the gun in double-action mode safely. No other gun maker has that.

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  • CJMST3KCJMST3K Posts: 9,722
    CJMST3K wrote:
    not kidding. honest question.

    I used to be on the HS Rifle Team back in the early 90's. Varsity for 5 years (started in JH), set the school record, etc. Nowadays every year I go down to Florida to visit my folks and my father will get his old cowboy Colt 45 and we'll go to the range and shoot about $100 of rounds. He just recently bought a S&W .22 long barrel (think Dirty Harry) for me to shoot, since .22 rounds are so much less expensive, and he said that pistol was much more accurate, which is what I enjoy most - putting holes in a tight group.

    ...anyway, one day I want to get a 9mm for my home, and I read so many good things about Sigs. Glocks look so boxy, and knowing they are poly-carbon means they don't have the weight for a good steady shot. I think it helps having a heavier gun, for your muscles to push against. Sounds like you agree?

    Yeah, the recoil on some of the bigger calipers are very mighty so having a SS grip is easier on your wrist and hands. A 9mm is a very nice gun but still very powerful. Sig has a great selection of pistols. I like the fact that the sig has a de-cocking lever which means when the slide is back and you insert the magazine and release the slide, it loads a round in the chamber. That means the hammer is cocked. The de-cocking lever releases the hammer and puts the gun in double-action mode safely. No other gun maker has that.

    http://www.sigsauer.com/



    ah... so (and pardon that I'm a novice) when you're loading, lets say a Beretta pistol, and the slide goes forward and the hammer is still out, and carefully with your thumb you need to put it back in place while squeezing the trigger, without accidentally firing - and you're saying the Sig's de-cocking lever has it's own safe way to bring the pin down without using your thumb? That's one thing that always worried me. Does it also de-cock the hammer if you manually pull the hammer back and then decide not to fire? I'm surprised the other brands don't have this feature. Also, it it on all of their pistols, at least the 9mm?
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  • LizardLizard Posts: 12,091
    shuttdown wrote:
    This is obviously a bogus thread for two reasons. The first is how would you get your hands on the evidence photo unless they gave it to you as a souvenir in honor of you level of stupid. The second is that if you were really concerned with you well being you would not be hanging out on a message board and would be shitting yourself while kicking yourself for screwing up your life.
    and 3rd, he says he is a chemical engineering major! ;)
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  • after see all this good people answer here, tell u this,if u need a witness to say that wasnt u and we was together the whole time pm me,,me and U R A Crazy Breed can help u.. :lol:
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  • youngsteryoungster Posts: 6,576
    CJMST3K wrote:
    ah... so (and pardon that I'm a novice) when you're loading, lets say a Beretta pistol, and the slide goes forward and the hammer is still out, and carefully with your thumb you need to put it back in place while squeezing the trigger, without accidentally firing - and you're saying the Sig's de-cocking lever has it's own safe way to bring the pin down without using your thumb? That's one thing that always worried me. Does it also de-cock the hammer if you manually pull the hammer back and then decide not to fire? I'm surprised the other brands don't have this feature. Also, it it on all of their pistols, at least the 9mm?

    In the case of the Beretta and many other pistols, they have an external safety. It is never recomended you de-cock the hammer with you're thumb due to the risk of accidental firing. Once the hammer is cocked with a round in the chamber, there is a lever near the rear of the slide that you can turn from safe to unsafe(ready to fire).

    safety.jpg

    Since the Sig has no external safety and it is unsafe to carry it cocked, they have a de-cocking lever which safely lowers the hammer without the chance of accidental discharge. All the Sig pistols have this feature. And yes, if you pull the hammer back yourself and decide not to fire, you can use the de-cocking lever to lower the hammer.
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    :lol::lol::lol:


    9mm's are junk...get a Glock .45 ACP (Sig makes an awesome one too)
  • DeLukin wrote:
    Your dad probably saved your life. Give him a hug and quit being a douche.
    exactly.

    As a Dad, I would have done the same thing to my boys.

    There are plenty of legal avenues to make the cash required for college.

    Both my wife and I put ourselves through college by WORKING.
  • BenzorBenzor Posts: 886
    lol @ the people taking this outrageous thread seriously
  • Brisk.Brisk. Posts: 11,561
    is this for real!??

    why you keep your money all out like that lol?
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