Fake, I'm allergic to the real ones. When I was a kid I couldn't even stay the night over at a friend's house if they had a real tree, it was that bad. It's not as bad now, but enough a pain in the ass that I still go fake.
"See a broad to get dat booty yak 'em, leg 'er down, a smack 'em yak 'em!"
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Where I'm not ugly and you're lookin' at me