Tiger Woods in Serious Condition

davidtriosdavidtrios Posts: 9,732
edited December 2009 in All Encompassing Trip
at a Florida hosp. he hit a hydrant then his neighbor's tree.
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  • mca47mca47 Posts: 13,304
    Just read that on CNN.


    Wow, hope he's ok!!!
  • davidtriosdavidtrios Posts: 9,732
    mca47 wrote:
    Just read that on CNN.


    Wow, hope he's ok!!!

    According to the mayor if his hometown, Tiger released- he was treated for facial lacerations.
  • Cliffy6745Cliffy6745 Posts: 33,957
    sounds like he is alright, strange situation but thank god hes okay
  • Good thing he doesn't have to drive a golf cart..he can't even drive out of his driveway

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  • Thoughts_ArriveThoughts_Arrive Melbourne, Australia Posts: 15,165
    He should have used a driver.
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  • hinxhinx Posts: 416
    He should have used a driver.

    ZING! :lol:
  • hinx wrote:
    He should have used a driver.

    ZING! :lol:
    :D
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  • Thoughts_ArriveThoughts_Arrive Melbourne, Australia Posts: 15,165
    Looks like Tiger has landed in the rough.

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  • LikeAnOceanLikeAnOcean Posts: 7,718
    Rumor has it now, he was having a fight with his spouse over an affair. She chased him out of the house and used the golf club to smash the windshield as he was driving away. Thats what she apparently told the cops who talked to her right after the incident, but everyone is on the hush about it now.
  • SongburstSongburst Posts: 1,195
    Rumor has it now, he was having a fight with his spouse over an affair. She chased him out of the house and used the golf club to smash the windshield as he was driving away. Thats what she apparently told the cops who talked to her right after the incident, but everyone is on the hush about it now.
    The original story I heard was that she smashed the back window with a golf club to help him out of the vehicle.

    Apparently Tiger just got caught offering some tranvestites a ride home and it was all just a big misunderstanding.
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  • youngsteryoungster Boston Posts: 6,576
    Now they are saying his facial lacerations were from his wife and the golf club. She thought he was cheating on her. What I can't get through my head is, how the fuck could you think of cheating on this:

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  • g under pg under p Surfing The far side of THE Sombrero Galaxy Posts: 18,209
    Now they are saying his facial lacerations were from his wife and the golf club. She thought he was cheating on her. What I can't get through my head is, how the fuck could you think of cheating on this:

    Nordegren-1.jpg

    Does she STILL look like that after two children?

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  • SongburstSongburst Posts: 1,195
    Now they are saying his facial lacerations were from his wife and the golf club. She thought he was cheating on her. What I can't get through my head is, how the fuck could you think of cheating on this:
    Show me the hottest girl in the world and I'll show you the guy who's tired of fucking her -- lol.
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  • youngsteryoungster Boston Posts: 6,576
    Songburst wrote:
    Now they are saying his facial lacerations were from his wife and the golf club. She thought he was cheating on her. What I can't get through my head is, how the fuck could you think of cheating on this:
    Show me the hottest girl in the world and I'll show you the guy who's tired of fucking her -- lol.


    So true, so true. :lol:
    He who forgets will be destined to remember.

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  • Heatherj43Heatherj43 Posts: 1,254
    Now they are saying his facial lacerations were from his wife and the golf club. She thought he was cheating on her. What I can't get through my head is, how the fuck could you think of cheating on this:

    Nordegren-1.jpg
    Yeah, well she beat the hell out of him! With his own golf club to boot. How hilarious!
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  • Heatherj43 wrote:
    Now they are saying his facial lacerations were from his wife and the golf club. She thought he was cheating on her. What I can't get through my head is, how the fuck could you think of cheating on this:

    Nordegren-1.jpg
    Yeah, well she beat the hell out of him! With his own golf club to boot. How hilarious!
    u dont know how her friends looks like??? :mrgreen:
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  • youngsteryoungster Boston Posts: 6,576
    Heatherj43 wrote:
    Now they are saying his facial lacerations were from his wife and the golf club. She thought he was cheating on her. What I can't get through my head is, how the fuck could you think of cheating on this:

    Nordegren-1.jpg
    Yeah, well she beat the hell out of him! With his own golf club to boot. How hilarious!
    u dont know how her friends looks like??? :mrgreen:

    Ah, you make a VERY good point.
    He who forgets will be destined to remember.

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  • Heatherj43 wrote:
    Now they are saying his facial lacerations were from his wife and the golf club. She thought he was cheating on her. What I can't get through my head is, how the fuck could you think of cheating on this:

    Nordegren-1.jpg
    Yeah, well she beat the hell out of him! With his own golf club to boot. How hilarious!
    If he took the same golf club.....

    And preceded to smack her upside the head with it....

    It wouldnt be so hilarious....

    Would it???
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  • it pains me to say it as I am a huge fan of Tiger, but it does look like he had an affair. Just his behavior after the accident is more than a little bizaare. 3 days and counting in terms of his refusal to talk to police. His wifes conflicting reports about the accident. The fact that this all happened at 2 in the morning.

    My scenario is that Tiger was off to see this mistress, his wife woke up, surprised him and yelled at him as he entered the car, chased him with the club, smashing the window in the process, Tiger is surprised at all this, and jarred and crashes the car.
  • mca47mca47 Posts: 13,304
    Songburst wrote:
    Now they are saying his facial lacerations were from his wife and the golf club. She thought he was cheating on her. What I can't get through my head is, how the fuck could you think of cheating on this:
    Show me the hottest girl in the world and I'll show you the guy who's tired of fucking her -- lol.

    Good point.

    Also, despite being really hot, she could be a giant bitch.

    Don't care how hot a chick is, if she's a ultra-bitch, I'd be looking elsewhere too.


    My guess is they got into a big argument (over another chick or not), she went nuts and either hit him or scratched him. He figured "fuck this, I'm outta here", sped off and bashed into the hydrant and tree.
  • CROJAM95CROJAM95 Posts: 10,061
    Postponed interview with police again?? wtf is up with that. Thats just adding to the speculation.Just get it over with. Doesn't he have a PR guy


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  • WhizbangWhizbang Posts: 1,314
    Songburst wrote:
    Now they are saying his facial lacerations were from his wife and the golf club. She thought he was cheating on her. What I can't get through my head is, how the fuck could you think of cheating on this:
    Show me the hottest girl in the world and I'll show you the guy who's tired of fucking her -- lol.

    exactly......
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  • Thoughts_ArriveThoughts_Arrive Melbourne, Australia Posts: 15,165
    I wonder what kind of club she used to smash the car with?

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  • milarsomilarso Posts: 1,280
    CROJAM95 wrote:
    Postponed interview with police again?? wtf is up with that. Thats just adding to the speculation.Just get it over with. Doesn't he have a PR guy


    If not call me

    He's not going to talk to the police about it. And I doubt his wife will again either. I would bet next week's paycheck that his lawyer told him not to talk about it the day after it happened. He's the only witness (in the sense that he's the only one who knows what happened in the car), and he's not obligated by law to talk with the police. I think it could probably only hurt him to talk to them.
    I think he's going to lay low and let people speculate all they want. Maybe the facts will come out on their own, maybe he'll lose some endorsement cash, but I'm fairly certain that the next time he wins a big tournament, everyone will be waving the Tiger flag again.
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  • pjhawkspjhawks Posts: 12,687
    Q: what does Tiger have in common with baby seals....?














    A: they both get clubbed by Norwegians

    ha ha - saw the chick tiger was banging too - can't these athletes or celebs ever hook up with a hotter chick than they already have - i mean the chick had a smokin body but a butter face (at least in pics i saw).
  • pjhawks wrote:
    Q: what does Tiger have in common with baby seals....?














    A: they both get clubbed by Norwegians


    :lol:
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  • Cliffy6745Cliffy6745 Posts: 33,957
    milarso wrote:
    CROJAM95 wrote:
    Postponed interview with police again?? wtf is up with that. Thats just adding to the speculation.Just get it over with. Doesn't he have a PR guy


    If not call me

    He's not going to talk to the police about it. And I doubt his wife will again either. I would bet next week's paycheck that his lawyer told him not to talk about it the day after it happened. He's the only witness (in the sense that he's the only one who knows what happened in the car), and he's not obligated by law to talk with the police. I think it could probably only hurt him to talk to them.
    I think he's going to lay low and let people speculate all they want. Maybe the facts will come out on their own, maybe he'll lose some endorsement cash, but I'm fairly certain that the next time he wins a big tournament, everyone will be waving the Tiger flag again.

    Well said. This will blow over just like everything else in sports blows over at the drop of the next big story.

    There was an absurd column in the NYT by Vescey, that stated;

    As the great salesman and role model of a very difficult and upscale sport, he is in danger of setting off a recession in the golf industry, unless he puts out a more complete story, soon.

    Give me a break.
  • is she is a "giant bitch" then don't marry her. No excuse for cheating. Divorce is always an option.
    mca47 wrote:
    Songburst wrote:
    Now they are saying his facial lacerations were from his wife and the golf club. She thought he was cheating on her. What I can't get through my head is, how the fuck could you think of cheating on this:
    Show me the hottest girl in the world and I'll show you the guy who's tired of fucking her -- lol.

    Good point.

    Also, despite being really hot, she could be a giant bitch.

    Don't care how hot a chick is, if she's a ultra-bitch, I'd be looking elsewhere too.


    My guess is they got into a big argument (over another chick or not), she went nuts and either hit him or scratched him. He figured "fuck this, I'm outta here", sped off and bashed into the hydrant and tree.
  • CROJAM95CROJAM95 Posts: 10,061
    Cliffy6745 wrote:
    milarso wrote:
    CROJAM95 wrote:
    Postponed interview with police again?? wtf is up with that. Thats just adding to the speculation.Just get it over with. Doesn't he have a PR guy


    If not call me

    He's not going to talk to the police about it. And I doubt his wife will again either. I would bet next week's paycheck that his lawyer told him not to talk about it the day after it happened. He's the only witness (in the sense that he's the only one who knows what happened in the car), and he's not obligated by law to talk with the police. I think it could probably only hurt him to talk to them.
    I think he's going to lay low and let people speculate all they want. Maybe the facts will come out on their own, maybe he'll lose some endorsement cash, but I'm fairly certain that the next time he wins a big tournament, everyone will be waving the Tiger flag again.

    Well said. This will blow over just like everything else in sports blows over at the drop of the next big story.

    There was an absurd column in the NYT by Vescey, that stated;

    As the great salesman and role model of a very difficult and upscale sport, he is in danger of setting off a recession in the golf industry, unless he puts out a more complete story, soon.

    Give me a break.


    Bottomline is if this was u or me, we wouldn't get the option to ignore cops.Dont give me that he's not obligated junk....Tiger needs to live in the real world every once in a while.You do something stupid, man-up

    on a lighter note, why wasn't he driving a buick rendezvous????
  • mca47mca47 Posts: 13,304
    CROJAM95 wrote:

    Bottomline is if this was u or me, we wouldn't get the option to ignore cops.Dont give me that he's not obligated junk....Tiger needs to live in the real world every once in a while.You do something stupid, man-up

    on a lighter note, why wasn't he driving a buick rendezvous????

    That's not true at all.

    He does not legally have to say a word to the cops in FL about what happened at this point. He doesn't, nor would you or I.

    I probably would because I wouldn't know the law, but I'm pretty sure if I did, I wouldn't say a damn thing to them if I didn't have to.
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