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100 Things Restaurant Staffers Should Never Do (Parts 1 & 2)

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100 Things Restaurant Staffers Should Never Do (Part 1)
By BRUCE BUSCHEL

Herewith is a modest list of dos and don’ts for servers at the seafood restaurant I am building. Veteran waiters, moonlighting actresses, libertarians and baristas will no doubt protest some or most of what follows. They will claim it homogenizes them or stifles their true nature. And yet, if 100 different actors play Hamlet, hitting all the same marks, reciting all the same lines, cannot each one bring something unique to that role?

1. Do not let anyone enter the restaurant without a warm greeting.

2. Do not make a singleton feel bad. Do not say, “Are you waiting for someone?” Ask for a reservation. Ask if he or she would like to sit at the bar.

3. Never refuse to seat three guests because a fourth has not yet arrived.

4. If a table is not ready within a reasonable length of time, offer a free drink and/or amuse-bouche. The guests may be tired and hungry and thirsty, and they did everything right.

5. Tables should be level without anyone asking. Fix it before guests are seated.

6. Do not lead the witness with, “Bottled water or just tap?” Both are fine. Remain neutral.

7. Do not announce your name. No jokes, no flirting, no cuteness.

8. Do not interrupt a conversation. For any reason. Especially not to recite specials. Wait for the right moment.

9. Do not recite the specials too fast or robotically or dramatically. It is not a soliloquy. This is not an audition.

10. Do not inject your personal favorites when explaining the specials.

11. Do not hustle the lobsters. That is, do not say, “We only have two lobsters left.” Even if there are only two lobsters left.

12. Do not touch the rim of a water glass. Or any other glass.

13. Handle wine glasses by their stems and silverware by the handles.

14. When you ask, “How’s everything?” or “How was the meal?” listen to the answer and fix whatever is not right.

15. Never say “I don’t know” to any question without following with, “I’ll find out.”

16. If someone requests more sauce or gravy or cheese, bring a side dish of same. No pouring. Let them help themselves.

17. Do not take an empty plate from one guest while others are still eating the same course. Wait, wait, wait.

18. Know before approaching a table who has ordered what. Do not ask, “Who’s having the shrimp?”

19. Offer guests butter and/or olive oil with their bread.

20. Never refuse to substitute one vegetable for another.

21. Never serve anything that looks creepy or runny or wrong.

22. If someone is unsure about a wine choice, help him. That might mean sending someone else to the table or offering a taste or two.

23. If someone likes a wine, steam the label off the bottle and give it to the guest with the bill. It has the year, the vintner, the importer, etc.

24. Never use the same glass for a second drink.

25. Make sure the glasses are clean. Inspect them before placing them on the table.

26. Never assume people want their white wine in an ice bucket. Inquire.

27. For red wine, ask if the guests want to pour their own or prefer the waiter to pour.

28. Do not put your hands all over the spout of a wine bottle while removing the cork.

29. Do not pop a champagne cork. Remove it quietly, gracefully. The less noise the better.

30. Never let the wine bottle touch the glass into which you are pouring. No one wants to drink the dust or dirt from the bottle.

31. Never remove a plate full of food without asking what went wrong. Obviously, something went wrong.

32. Never touch a customer. No excuses. Do not do it. Do not brush them, move them, wipe them or dust them.

33. Do not bang into chairs or tables when passing by.

34. Do not have a personal conversation with another server within earshot of customers.

35. Do not eat or drink in plain view of guests.

36. Never reek from perfume or cigarettes. People want to smell the food and beverage.

37. Do not drink alcohol on the job, even if invited by the guests. “Not when I’m on duty” will suffice.

38.Do not call a guy a “dude.”

39. Do not call a woman “lady.”

40. Never say, “Good choice,” implying that other choices are bad.

41. Saying, “No problem” is a problem. It has a tone of insincerity or sarcasm. “My pleasure” or “You’re welcome” will do.

42. Do not compliment a guest’s attire or hairdo or makeup. You are insulting someone else.

43. Never mention what your favorite dessert is. It’s irrelevant.

44. Do not discuss your own eating habits, be you vegan or lactose intolerant or diabetic.

45. Do not curse, no matter how young or hip the guests.

46. Never acknowledge any one guest over and above any other. All guests are equal.

47. Do not gossip about co-workers or guests within earshot of guests.

48. Do not ask what someone is eating or drinking when they ask for more; remember or consult the order.

49. Never mention the tip, unless asked.

50. Do not turn on the charm when it’s tip time. Be consistent throughout.

Part 2

This is the second half of the 100 do’s and don’ts from last week’s post. Again, this list is for one particular restaurant, mine, which is under construction in Bridgehampton, N.Y., and will, with any luck, open this spring. I realize that every deli needs a wisecracking waiter, most pizza joints can handle heavy metal, and burgers always taste better when delivered by a server with tattoos and tongue piercing(s).

Not even a hundred suggestions can cover all the bases, so one is grateful for the many comments following the 50, including striking “you guys” from the restaurant lexicon and making sure the alcohol order is taken lickety-split. Thanks for all of the help.

51. If there is a service charge, alert your guests when you present the bill. It’s not a secret or a trick.

52. Know your menu inside and out. If you serve Balsam Farm candy-striped beets, know something about Balsam Farm and candy-striped beets.

53. Do not let guests double-order unintentionally; remind the guest who orders ratatouille that zucchini comes with the entree.

54. If there is a prix fixe, let guests know about it. Do not force anyone to ask for the “special” menu.

55. Do not serve an amuse-bouche without detailing the ingredients. Allergies are a serious matter; peanut oil can kill. (This would also be a good time to ask if anyone has any allergies.)

56. Do not ignore a table because it is not your table. Stop, look, listen, lend a hand. (Whether tips are pooled or not.)

57. Bring the pepper mill with the appetizer. Do not make people wait or beg for a condiment.

58. Do not bring judgment with the ketchup. Or mustard. Or hot sauce. Or whatever condiment is requested.

59. Do not leave place settings that are not being used.

60. Bring all the appetizers at the same time, or do not bring the appetizers. Same with entrees and desserts.

61. Do not stand behind someone who is ordering. Make eye contact. Thank him or her.

62. Do not fill the water glass every two minutes, or after each sip. You’ll make people nervous.

62(a). Do not let a glass sit empty for too long.

63. Never blame the chef or the busboy or the hostess or the weather for anything that goes wrong. Just make it right.

64. Specials, spoken and printed, should always have prices.

65. Always remove used silverware and replace it with new.

66. Do not return to the guest anything that falls on the floor — be it napkin, spoon, menu or soy sauce.

67. Never stack the plates on the table. They make a racket. Shhhhhh.

68. Do not reach across one guest to serve another.

69. If a guest is having trouble making a decision, help out. If someone wants to know your life story, keep it short. If someone wants to meet the chef, make an effort.

70. Never deliver a hot plate without warning the guest. And never ask a guest to pass along that hot plate.

71. Do not race around the dining room as if there is a fire in the kitchen or a medical emergency. (Unless there is a fire in the kitchen or a medical emergency.)

72. Do not serve salad on a freezing cold plate; it usually advertises the fact that it has not been freshly prepared.

73. Do not bring soup without a spoon. Few things are more frustrating than a bowl of hot soup with no spoon.

74. Let the guests know the restaurant is out of something before the guests read the menu and order the missing dish.

75. Do not ask if someone is finished when others are still eating that course.

76. Do not ask if a guest is finished the very second the guest is finished. Let guests digest, savor, reflect.

77. Do not disappear.

78. Do not ask, “Are you still working on that?” Dining is not work — until questions like this are asked.

79. When someone orders a drink “straight up,” determine if he wants it “neat” — right out of the bottle — or chilled. Up is up, but “straight up” is debatable.

80. Never insist that a guest settle up at the bar before sitting down; transfer the tab.

81. Know what the bar has in stock before each meal.

82. If you drip or spill something, clean it up, replace it, offer to pay for whatever damage you may have caused. Refrain from touching the wet spots on the guest.

83. Ask if your guest wants his coffee with dessert or after. Same with an after-dinner drink.

84. Do not refill a coffee cup compulsively. Ask if the guest desires a refill.

84(a). Do not let an empty coffee cup sit too long before asking if a refill is desired.

85. Never bring a check until someone asks for it. Then give it to the person who asked for it.

86. If a few people signal for the check, find a neutral place on the table to leave it.

87. Do not stop your excellent service after the check is presented or paid.

88. Do not ask if a guest needs change. Just bring the change.

89. Never patronize a guest who has a complaint or suggestion; listen, take it seriously, address it.

90. If someone is getting agitated or effusive on a cellphone, politely suggest he keep it down or move away from other guests.

91. If someone complains about the music, do something about it, without upsetting the ambiance. (The music is not for the staff — it’s for the customers.)

92. Never play a radio station with commercials or news or talking of any kind.

93. Do not play brass — no brassy Broadway songs, brass bands, marching bands, or big bands that feature brass, except a muted flugelhorn.

94. Do not play an entire CD of any artist. If someone doesn’t like Frightened Rabbit or Michael Bublé, you have just ruined a meal.

95. Never hover long enough to make people feel they are being watched or hurried, especially when they are figuring out the tip or signing for the check.

96. Do not say anything after a tip — be it good, bad, indifferent — except, “Thank you very much.”

97. If a guest goes gaga over a particular dish, get the recipe for him or her.

98. Do not wear too much makeup or jewelry. You know you have too much jewelry when it jingles and/or draws comments.

99. Do not show frustration. Your only mission is to serve. Be patient. It is not easy.

100. Guests, like servers, come in all packages. Show a “good table” your appreciation with a free glass of port, a plate of biscotti or something else management approves.

Bonus Track: As Bill Gates has said, “Your most unhappy customers are your greatest source of learning.” (Of course, Microsoft is one of the most litigious companies in history, so one can take Mr. Gates’s counsel with a grain of salt. Gray sea salt is a nice addition to any table.)
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    BLACK35BLACK35 Hanover, Ontario Posts: 22,474
    Thats is 1 long list :o Shouldn't you worry about your restaurant. Instaed of spending all that time typing that out, WOW :o Is this also a classified add? Sounds like a frigging job posting.
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    mensanemensane Posts: 912
    i would like to add two things that bug the crap out of me...

    DO write down my order- you think you are impressing me by acting like you can memorize my order...but I will inevitably have a special request or change that you will forget...and then my food is wrong.

    DON'T squat down at the end of the table while taking the orders or worse...sit down at the table. I guess servers thing this makes them seem friendly and casual. It is rude. If I wanted you at my table, I would have invited you to come to dinner with me.
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    ByrnzieByrnzie Posts: 21,037
    I hope your staff have good memories.
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    101. Don't create a published list as a marketing ploy to come across as a sanctimonious business owner when you're just rattling off common sense customer service skills that mainly go awry due to human error and mgmt's poor hiring skills. If this basic customer service is Buschel's goal of creating customer value at his restaurant, he's in trouble.
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    Not a bad list and some of my pet hates are in there... however, I have issues with a few of them.

    18 - I HATE when they don't clarify who's having what and just put it in front of you. I find it arrogant like 'see how good I am, I don't even need to ask cos I just know what you're having'. Just bloody clarify who's having what.

    40 - I like when they say 'good choice', it makes me feel good about my choice... simple as that.

    42 - I'd rather they didn't compliment me personally cos it's creepy, not cos they're insulting someone else.

    97 - seriously? If I like a dish, I'll come back. If you give people the recipe, why would they bother coming back? I experienced that recently where I knew the chef and I complimented something after and he gave me the recipe. I thought it nice cos I knew him but I wouldn't like him giving the recipe to anyone... surely some things should be kept secret.
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    12345AGNST112345AGNST1 Posts: 4,906
    What douche bag came up with this list?

    I read about 30 of them and didnt come across one that would even remotely bother me.
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    Thorns2010Thorns2010 Posts: 2,199
    Thing that bothered me the most was the CONSTANT reference to the customer as being a 'guest'

    I hate that term, and I work in retail, and have for the better part of the last decade.
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    pearljgirl2010pearljgirl2010 Shillington, PA/Tuckerton, NJ Posts: 3,428
    i enjoyed this list...and agree with nearly all of the points on there!!
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    hinxhinx Posts: 414
    Having managed a fine-dining restaurant, most of this stuff seems pretty standard to me. At Applebee's or whatever this kind of stuff doesn't matter but if you're dropping $100+ a head on dinner, this list is the minimum of what one should expect from their server.
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    aNiMaLaNiMaL Posts: 7,118
    hinx wrote:
    Having managed a fine-dining restaurant, most of this stuff seems pretty standard to me. At Applebee's or whatever this kind of stuff doesn't matter but if you're dropping $100+ a head on dinner, this list is the minimum of what one should expect from their server.
    I agree. And the list is mostly common courtesy.
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    Seems rather an extensive list, much of it being pure common sense.

    'Oh DON'T fart in front of eating customers. Riiiiight....' :roll:

    Personally, I like to be treated a little informally sometimes and feel a connection with the staff serving me. I don't want someone acting like a robot, spitting out monotone, well rehearsed lines.
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    aNiMaLaNiMaL Posts: 7,118
    Seems rather an extensive list, much of it being pure common sense.

    'Oh DON'T fart in front of eating customers. Riiiiight....' :roll:

    Personally, I like to be treated a little informally sometimes and feel a connection with the staff serving me. I don't want someone acting like a robot, spitting out monotone, well rehearsed lines.
    See, and I don't think that's what the guy who wrote it wants either. And you say it is all common sense (and I somewhat agree), but you have to know that there is a good portion of people who do not know that it is not right to gossip in front of customers. There are a lot of manor-less, clueless young adults who actually do need to be taught what is the right way versus the wrong way. Maybe the ones applying for a job have themselves never dinned in an upscale restaurant and do not know what is acceptable and what is not.
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    adam42381adam42381 Kernersville, NC Posts: 2,504
    101. Don't bring the appetizer out with the meal. I ordered the appetizer to eat before my entree comes out. It shouldn't be that hard to time it correctly. If you bring the appetizer with the meal, I'm sending it back.
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    Wait Staff:

    Do not bring the appetizers out 2 minutes before the meal. That really pisses me off.

    Do not ignore the empty glass when i have ordered spicy food.

    Please pay attention to what I order. If I ask for a substitution or to leave a cheese off, please tell me if you can't do it.

    A tip will be given, please attempt to earn it.

    Customers:

    See the size of that list? That's a lot to do. That doesn't even cover actual duties.

    Wait staff generally sees more assholes than a proctoligist. Be nice.

    Wait staff does not get a paycheck. 2.13 an hour doesn't count as pay in my eyes.

    Tip based on service, the waiter does not cook your meal.
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    soulsingingsoulsinging Posts: 13,208
    What douche bag came up with this list?

    I read about 30 of them and didnt come across one that would even remotely bother me.

    there were several on that list that we were specifically told to do... always make small talk, joke, tell them about your favorites, etc. make people feel at home and welcome. this sounds like a great list if you're planning on your restaurant only catering to the most snobbish douchebags in your city.
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    soulsingingsoulsinging Posts: 13,208
    aNiMaL wrote:
    Seems rather an extensive list, much of it being pure common sense.

    'Oh DON'T fart in front of eating customers. Riiiiight....' :roll:

    Personally, I like to be treated a little informally sometimes and feel a connection with the staff serving me. I don't want someone acting like a robot, spitting out monotone, well rehearsed lines.
    See, and I don't think that's what the guy who wrote it wants either. And you say it is all common sense (and I somewhat agree), but you have to know that there is a good portion of people who do not know that it is not right to gossip in front of customers. There are a lot of manor-less, clueless young adults who actually do need to be taught what is the right way versus the wrong way. Maybe the ones applying for a job have themselves never dinned in an upscale restaurant and do not know what is acceptable and what is not.

    i'm willing to bet they know they're not supposed to and just don't give a fuck.
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    I am a server, and most of this list i agree with. however, there's a few i don't:
    7-if i have a table full of jovial happy people, i will most certainly joke with them and make them feel welcome(within reason of course). they're out to have a good time, and if i'm just a robotic, monotone waiter then they probably will feel like i'm not happy to be serving them.
    37-i've had tables who have brought in their own bottles of wine and insisted that i try a taste, especially if we've gotten in a discussion about the wine. this has never been an issue.
    41-i must say "no problem" a dozen times a day. never has someone taken it to mean i'm being sarcastic.
    42-i will most certainly compliment you if you're wearing an interesting piece of jewelry or something. never has the other guest felt insulted because i also didnt' compliment them, either.
    72-the salads are on cold plates because they're kept in the fridge, doesn't mean the salad was made ahead of time. that's just silly.
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    12345AGNST112345AGNST1 Posts: 4,906
    What douche bag came up with this list?

    I read about 30 of them and didnt come across one that would even remotely bother me.

    there were several on that list that we were specifically told to do... always make small talk, joke, tell them about your favorites, etc. make people feel at home and welcome. this sounds like a great list if you're planning on your restaurant only catering to the most snobbish douchebags in your city.

    Exactly... i cant imagine any of those completely insignificant things bothering me or anyone.
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    I'm a waitress and we have this list posted at work. I agree with most of it. I was guilty of hustling the lobsters... or whatever that one was. Only because when I tell a special that we have one or two left of, I want the guest to be warned so that they can't be mad at me when I come back to take their order and it's sold out. "tonight we have opaka paka. We do only have 2 orders left. It is coconut crusted, pan-sauteed and topped with a caramelized pineapple, ginger & rum relish." I mentioned that to my boss when he put up this list and he said he would prefer that I don't tell them we're down to two orders and so for the last week, I haven't included that information when I tell the specials.
    I do the best I can because I'm there to make money. I am there to please the guest. And yes, we do call them guests.
    I really screwed that up. I really Schruted it.
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    CosmoCosmo Posts: 12,219
    The bottom line...
    The server is holding all the cards. Basic Rule Numero UNO in my book... 'Don't be a dick to your Waiter or Waitress'.
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    youngsteryoungster Boston Posts: 6,574
    Cosmo wrote:
    The bottom line...
    The server is holding all the cards. Basic Rule Numero UNO in my book... 'Don't be a dick to your Waiter or Waitress'.


    See the movie "Waiting" for an example of this. I didn't eat out for like 2 months after seeing this movie. :lol:
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    normnorm I'm always home. I'm uncool. Posts: 31,147
    I'm a waitress and we have this list posted at work. I agree with most of it. I was guilty of hustling the lobsters... or whatever that one was. Only because when I tell a special that we have one or two left of, I want the guest to be warned so that they can't be mad at me when I come back to take their order and it's sold out. "tonight we have opaka paka. We do only have 2 orders left. It is coconut crusted, pan-sauteed and topped with a caramelized pineapple, ginger & rum relish." I mentioned that to my boss when he put up this list and he said he would prefer that I don't tell them we're down to two orders and so for the last week, I haven't included that information when I tell the specials.
    I do the best I can because I'm there to make money. I am there to please the guest. And yes, we do call them guests.

    why wouldn't he want guests to know that?
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    What douche bag came up with this list?

    I read about 30 of them and didnt come across one that would even remotely bother me.

    there were several on that list that we were specifically told to do... always make small talk, joke, tell them about your favorites, etc. make people feel at home and welcome. this sounds like a great list if you're planning on your restaurant only catering to the most snobbish douchebags in your city.

    Exactly... i cant imagine any of those completely insignificant things bothering me or anyone.

    If I'm dropping a ton of money for my wife and myself to have a good meal (the kind of place this list would apply), I would expect all of this at the very least. I'm there to enjoy food and the company of someone I already know - not to learn any new jokes. If I walk away from a high-end restaurant thinking, "That waiter sure was nice" then that meal was a failure.

    Appleby's or something - sure. Fuck around. Joke with the customers, dance for tips, whatever. They don't make beans. But lose the act if I'm paying a lot of money. If you're good you'll get your 20% of a $250 bill.
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    I dont ask for much from my waiter/waitress...

    Just take my order and bring me hot food....

    Thats all....

    Show up at my table every once in a while and bring me some more coffee...

    Just let me eat in peace, bring me hot food, and refresh my coffee cup every once in a while....

    I will leave you a 15-20% tip....

    And everyone is happy....
    Take me piece by piece.....
    Till there aint nothing left worth taking away from me.....
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    I had a couple leave me ZERO on a $200 ticket on Saturday. After taking up my table for 2 and a half hours, they left the credit card slip with a measly $30 written in and then scratched it out before they left. I've been playing it over and over in my mind and can't figure out what went wrong. We brought that stupid bitch a napkin and bandaid when she bit her nail and made her finger bleed. I offered to let them taste the wine before they paid $12 a glass and they ended up enjoying it so much they bought the two glasses (that I poured EXTREMELY heavy) plus a bottle! I was careful not to drop the check off too early & make them feel rushed and in fact before I totaled their bill, I asked if they'd like another glass of dessert wine and that cow said yes! Refilled their coffee, warned them we were brewing another pot and it would take a bit and they left me jack shit!
    Fuckers!!!!
    Funny thing is, the next day, in my boss' office, I noticed that he had written down their name, number and amount of the bill. I'm pretty sure he was going to call them and ask what happened. What a great guy! I even remember him talking to them in the middle of their meal and they were telling him how much they loved everything.
    I really screwed that up. I really Schruted it.
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    I had a couple leave me ZERO on a $200 ticket on Saturday. After taking up my table for 2 and a half hours, they left the credit card slip with a measly $30 written in and then scratched it out before they left. I've been playing it over and over in my mind and can't figure out what went wrong. We brought that stupid bitch a napkin and bandaid when she bit her nail and made her finger bleed. I offered to let them taste the wine before they paid $12 a glass and they ended up enjoying it so much they bought the two glasses (that I poured EXTREMELY heavy) plus a bottle! I was careful not to drop the check off too early & make them feel rushed and in fact before I totaled their bill, I asked if they'd like another glass of dessert wine and that cow said yes! Refilled their coffee, warned them we were brewing another pot and it would take a bit and they left me jack shit!
    Fuckers!!!!
    Funny thing is, the next day, in my boss' office, I noticed that he had written down their name, number and amount of the bill. I'm pretty sure he was going to call them and ask what happened. What a great guy! I even remember him talking to them in the middle of their meal and they were telling him how much they loved everything.

    oof, that sucks. sounds like you got the whole "paid in compliments" routine that happens to me once in a great while. i hope your boss calls them and asks them wtf.
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    Kel VarnsenKel Varnsen Posts: 1,951
    I had a couple leave me ZERO on a $200 ticket on Saturday. After taking up my table for 2 and a half hours, they left the credit card slip with a measly $30 written in and then scratched it out before they left. I've been playing it over and over in my mind and can't figure out what went wrong. We brought that stupid bitch a napkin and bandaid when she bit her nail and made her finger bleed. I offered to let them taste the wine before they paid $12 a glass and they ended up enjoying it so much they bought the two glasses (that I poured EXTREMELY heavy) plus a bottle! I was careful not to drop the check off too early & make them feel rushed and in fact before I totaled their bill, I asked if they'd like another glass of dessert wine and that cow said yes! Refilled their coffee, warned them we were brewing another pot and it would take a bit and they left me jack shit!
    Fuckers!!!!
    Funny thing is, the next day, in my boss' office, I noticed that he had written down their name, number and amount of the bill. I'm pretty sure he was going to call them and ask what happened. What a great guy! I even remember him talking to them in the middle of their meal and they were telling him how much they loved everything.


    I get that getting nothing sucks, but why is $30 considered measley? I mean for 2.5 hours work that is $12 an hour, on top of what you would be getting from other tables, and salary.
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    aNiMaLaNiMaL Posts: 7,118
    I had a couple leave me ZERO on a $200 ticket on Saturday. After taking up my table for 2 and a half hours, they left the credit card slip with a measly $30 written in and then scratched it out before they left. I've been playing it over and over in my mind and can't figure out what went wrong. We brought that stupid bitch a napkin and bandaid when she bit her nail and made her finger bleed. I offered to let them taste the wine before they paid $12 a glass and they ended up enjoying it so much they bought the two glasses (that I poured EXTREMELY heavy) plus a bottle! I was careful not to drop the check off too early & make them feel rushed and in fact before I totaled their bill, I asked if they'd like another glass of dessert wine and that cow said yes! Refilled their coffee, warned them we were brewing another pot and it would take a bit and they left me jack shit!
    Fuckers!!!!
    Funny thing is, the next day, in my boss' office, I noticed that he had written down their name, number and amount of the bill. I'm pretty sure he was going to call them and ask what happened. What a great guy! I even remember him talking to them in the middle of their meal and they were telling him how much they loved everything.
    That does blow. Cool your manager was willing to call the customer.
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    milarsomilarso Posts: 1,280

    I get that getting nothing sucks, but why is $30 considered measley? I mean for 2.5 hours work that is $12 an hour, on top of what you would be getting from other tables, and salary.

    Because if you are going to go to a restaurant and sit at a table for two and a half hours and run a up a $200 bill, you should probably be leaving 20% gratuity...
    "The dude abides. I don't know about you, but I take comfort in that. It's good knowin' he's out there. The Dude. Takin' her easy for all us sinners."
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    milarso wrote:

    Because if you are going to go to a restaurant and sit at a table for two and a half hours and run a up a $200 bill, you should probably be leaving 20% gratuity...

    thank you, that's how I feel about it. I took very good care of those people. My boss said he hasn't been able to get ahold of them yet and I said - "don't worry about it, they probably meant to leave cash but they drank one and a half bottles of wine and 3 glasses of dessert wine and they forgot."
    He said, "I think it's something more than that. I feel like it was the wife that scratched out the tip." Almost as if she was jealous or something. LIke I was hitting on her husband, maybe? I wasn't of course, but maybe with 5 glasses of wine under your belt you read into things the wrong way
    I really screwed that up. I really Schruted it.
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