Two guys are interveiwing for the same job, first guy goes in and the boss says "This job requires keen attention to detail, i want you to take a minute look around this office and tell me what catchs your attention"? the man looks around and notices the Boss has no ears, he blurts out "You got no fuckin ears", the Boss starts screaming "You Insensitive Bastard, ofcourse i have no ears, that's fucking obvious, get the fuck out of hear, i'm not hiring you". The second guy hears the some screaming and watches the first man leave."Allright your up, come on in sit down, the Boss gives him the same shpeal, "This job requires keen attention to detail, i want you to take a minute look around this office and tell me what catchs your attention"? The man leans back and looks around, finally he stops and stares at the mans face. "You where contact lenses". The Boss is astounded, "Thats incrediable , yes i do, how the hell did you know" ,the guy says "Well you can't where Glasses, You got no Fuckin Ears"
Two guys are interveiwing for the same job, first guy goes in and the boss says "This job requires keen attention to detail, i want you to take a minute look around this office and tell me what catchs your attention"? the man looks around and notices the Boss has no ears, he blurts out "You got no fuckin ears", the Boss starts screaming "You Insensitive Bastard, ofcourse i have no ears, that's fucking obvious, get the fuck out of hear, i'm not hiring you". The second guy hears the some screaming and watches the first man leave."Allright your up, come on in sit down, the Boss gives him the same shpeal, "This job requires keen attention to detail, i want you to take a minute look around this office and tell me what catchs your attention"? The man leans back and looks around, finally he stops and stares at the mans face. "You where contact lenses". The Boss is astounded, "Thats incrediable , yes i do, how the hell did you know" ,the guy says "Well you can't where Glasses, You got no Fuckin Ears"
ya i laugh at my own jokes, so what.
Speaking of attention to detail, my pedantic ass is squirmily trying to fight the urge to spellcheck/punctuate all of that.... :?
93: Slane
96: Cork, Dublin
00: Dublin
06: London, Dublin
07: London, Copenhagen, Nijmegen
09: Manchester, London
10: Dublin, Belfast, London & Berlin
11: San José
12: Isle of Wight, Copenhagen, Ed in Manchester & London x2
a guy walks into his bedroom with a sheep under his arm...his wife is lying in bed...he says "i'd like to introduce you to the pig i fuck when you're not around"
his wife says "WHAT? and besides, thats not a pig, thats a sheep"
the guy says "i was talking to the sheep"
"I'll tell you what: If all I had was Pearl Jam, and I didn't have another band in the world, I would not be worried. Because in there is the essence of making great music. You don't have to use it all at once, but it's there." - Neil Young
a grandfather and his granddaughter are driving down the road...in the car in front of them, there is a crazy couple, a man and a woman who are fighting....the crazy lady cuts off the guys dick and flings it out the window
the chopped off dick hits the windshield of grandpa's car....the granddaughter asks, "grandpa, what was that thing that just hit the windshield?"
the grandpa doesn't want to tell the little girl that it was a severed penis, so he says "oh, that was just a bug, sweetheart"
they drive down the road for several minutes in silence...finally the granddaughter says, "grandpa...that bug had a REALLY BIG DICK!!!"
"I'll tell you what: If all I had was Pearl Jam, and I didn't have another band in the world, I would not be worried. Because in there is the essence of making great music. You don't have to use it all at once, but it's there." - Neil Young
Two guys are interveiwing for the same job, first guy goes in and the boss says "This job requires keen attention to detail, i want you to take a minute look around this office and tell me what catchs your attention"? the man looks around and notices the Boss has no ears, he blurts out "You got no fuckin ears", the Boss starts screaming "You Insensitive Bastard, ofcourse i have no ears, that's fucking obvious, get the fuck out of hear, i'm not hiring you". The second guy hears the some screaming and watches the first man leave."Allright your up, come on in sit down, the Boss gives him the same shpeal, "This job requires keen attention to detail, i want you to take a minute look around this office and tell me what catchs your attention"? The man leans back and looks around, finally he stops and stares at the mans face. "You where contact lenses". The Boss is astounded, "Thats incrediable , yes i do, how the hell did you know" ,the guy says "Well you can't where Glasses, You got no Fuckin Ears"
ya i laugh at my own jokes, so what.
Speaking of attention to detail, my pedantic ass is squirmily trying to fight the urge to spellcheck/punctuate all of that.... :?
Sorry i was drinking and it was an old joke, i had a hard time trying to remember. :oops:
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ya i laugh at my own jokes, so what.
there was a face off in the corner.
Eddie: My fridge in one of my leather jackets.
I'm confuzzed
Confused I asked why?
She stated "Becasue I am trying to examine you".
not good
Speaking of attention to detail, my pedantic ass is squirmily trying to fight the urge to spellcheck/punctuate all of that.... :?
96: Cork, Dublin
00: Dublin
06: London, Dublin
07: London, Copenhagen, Nijmegen
09: Manchester, London
10: Dublin, Belfast, London & Berlin
11: San José
12: Isle of Wight, Copenhagen, Ed in Manchester & London x2
Scranton, Pennsylvania
Journey Ends:
pfffffffftttt........that shit might be old...but it's funny as fuck!
his wife says "WHAT? and besides, thats not a pig, thats a sheep"
the guy says "i was talking to the sheep"
the chopped off dick hits the windshield of grandpa's car....the granddaughter asks, "grandpa, what was that thing that just hit the windshield?"
the grandpa doesn't want to tell the little girl that it was a severed penis, so he says "oh, that was just a bug, sweetheart"
they drive down the road for several minutes in silence...finally the granddaughter says, "grandpa...that bug had a REALLY BIG DICK!!!"
Sorry i was drinking and it was an old joke, i had a hard time trying to remember. :oops:
winner
he saw the gas bill.
What's green and smells like pork?
Kermit's finger.......
I still laugh to this day......