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  • pjfan31pjfan31 Posts: 7,335
    ZiggyStar wrote:
    How about the chick you fucked was so bad that you had to make a sock puppet to keep you entertained?


    Simple, yet effective. I like it!!!!
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  • JoJo Posts: 2,098
    justam wrote:
    :mrgreen:

    I made my chinchilla a new Halloween costume.
    I used your sock to bribe the traffic cop.
    Are you sure you didn't lose it yourself?!

    That's twenty-two. Plus the other four. :geek:

    You have been in this very situation, haven't you? ;)
  • ZiggyStarZiggyStar Posts: 14,328
    pjfan31 wrote:
    ZiggyStar wrote:
    How about the chick you fucked was so bad that you had to make a sock puppet to keep you entertained?


    Simple, yet effective. I like it!!!!

    :mrgreen:
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  • justamjustam Posts: 21,412
    Jo wrote:
    justam wrote:
    :mrgreen:



    That's twenty-two. Plus the other four. :geek:

    You have been in this very situation, haven't you? ;)

    Not at all! I just enjoyed the challenge of thinking of a bunch of silly reasons off the top of my head. :)
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  • Heatherj43Heatherj43 Posts: 1,254
    How does he even know you had his socks?
    Buy another pair and replace them.
    Act like you know nothing.
    Oh. and who is US you asked to help you out with an answer.
    Save room for dessert!
  • ZiggyStar wrote:
    How about the chick you fucked was so bad that you had to make a sock puppet to keep you entertained?
    and how u know that men do that Ziggy?? :D
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  • ZiggyStarZiggyStar Posts: 14,328
    ZiggyStar wrote:
    How about the chick you fucked was so bad that you had to make a sock puppet to keep you entertained?
    and how u know that men do that Ziggy?? :D

    I was told about it....it's not from fucking experience, I can guarantee that! ;)
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  • 8181 Needing a ride to Forest Hills and a ounce of weed. Please inquire within. Thanks. Or not. Posts: 58,276
    polaris_x wrote:
    no one else wondering who actually wears his dad's socks!??


    that was my first thought
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  • pjfan31pjfan31 Posts: 7,335
    Heatherj43 wrote:
    How does he even know you had his socks?
    Buy another pair and replace them.
    Act like you know nothing.
    Oh. and who is US you asked to help you out with an answer.


    Sorry, We (Australian's) tend to do this a lot, refer to ourslves as Us. I should of said, help me out with an excuse.

    As for wearing my Dad's socks, it isn't that strange. His socks were mixed up with mine, and I wore them cause most of mine were in the wash.

    It's like borrowing someone's shirt. and it's not like it was his underwear :shock: .
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  • ZiggyStarZiggyStar Posts: 14,328
    pjfan31 wrote:


    Sorry, We (Australian's) tend to do this a lot, refer to ourslves as Us. I should of said, help me out with an excuse.

    As for wearing my Dad's socks, it isn't that strange. His socks were mixed up with mine, and I wore them cause most of mine were in the wash.

    It's like borrowing someone's shirt. and it's not like it was his underwear :shock: .

    I used to borrow my dad's black business socks all the time when I lived at home.....they were perfect to wear with my docs! I don't find anything strange about it at all!
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  • pjfan31pjfan31 Posts: 7,335
    ZiggyStar wrote:
    pjfan31 wrote:


    Sorry, We (Australian's) tend to do this a lot, refer to ourslves as Us. I should of said, help me out with an excuse.

    As for wearing my Dad's socks, it isn't that strange. His socks were mixed up with mine, and I wore them cause most of mine were in the wash.

    It's like borrowing someone's shirt. and it's not like it was his underwear :shock: .

    I used to borrow my dad's black business socks all the time when I lived at home.....they were perfect to wear with my docs! I don't find anything strange about it at all!

    Thank you, at last someone who is on my side.

    If only Dad had decent fashion instead of old man's clothes, I would wear a few more things of his.

    However he brought some nice tie's back from Paris that I got my eye on.

    Does that pass the 'wearing your Dad's things is strange test?'
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  • WhizbangWhizbang Posts: 1,314
    polaris_x wrote:
    no one else wondering who actually wears his dad's socks!??

    exactly....
    and what guy 1)notices someone borrowed his socks and 2)cares if they return them? They're socks. It's not like he took the last condom from his bedside drawer and didn't re-stock for him <
    that's just cruel.
    believe it or not, we don't "need" anything. that is only the spoiled brat in us trying to fill some temporary solution to an emptyness that does not exist.

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  • WhizbangWhizbang Posts: 1,314
    dcfaithful wrote:
    Tell him you excercised the best precaution......but you didn't have an actual condom. :?

    :shock:

    HILARIOUS!!!!!!!
    believe it or not, we don't "need" anything. that is only the spoiled brat in us trying to fill some temporary solution to an emptyness that does not exist.

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  • JoJo Posts: 2,098
    It's been a few days now......How did you explain it? 8-)
  • ZiggyStar wrote:
    ZiggyStar wrote:
    How about the chick you fucked was so bad that you had to make a sock puppet to keep you entertained?
    and how u know that men do that Ziggy?? :D

    I was told about it....it's not from fucking experience, I can guarantee that! ;)
    i hope.. :D
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