So help us out with an excuse

So i went home with someone tonight, made 'love'with someone, and Iost a sock. And this sock is ny dad's .... What can say??????????????
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The ONLY thing better than a glass of beer is tea with Miss McGill
A protuberance of flesh above the waistband of a tight pair of trousers
Nice. And to be perfectly honest she wasnt even that great. Lost sock, dud root.
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Ummm, not sure where you lose ur socks, but my butt cheeks are fine
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Ha ha, my old man is driven by his morals... Ne would be more upaet than I
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funny and I found the smiley buttons- wish they would market these for everyday use
They had the Stand up ones where I would use the sock to protect Mr.Happy
Some how when getting dressed I left the sock behind that was in my sneaker not the one I was wearing
The ONLY thing better than a glass of beer is tea with Miss McGill
A protuberance of flesh above the waistband of a tight pair of trousers
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butt cheeks ?
The ONLY thing better than a glass of beer is tea with Miss McGill
A protuberance of flesh above the waistband of a tight pair of trousers
oooH,, THATS WAT THAT VIBRATION WAS. Kapow
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"I don't believe in damn curses. Wake up the damn Bambino and have me face him. Maybe I'll drill him in the ass." --- Pedro Martinez
It was in my 'souck draw'plus I live at home cause I'm young and beautiful
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"..That's One Happy Fuckin Ghost.."
“..That came up on the Pillow Case...This is for the Greek, With Our Apologies.....”
:wtf:
ouch!
(btw - that's my new fave emoticon)
great, or is it perverted, minds think alike eh...
ah to be 'young and beautiful'....living at home....'losing dad's socks'...bragging about a 'dud root'...;)
Let's just breathe...
I am myself like you somehow
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Ha ha, this one is a winner winner, chicken dinner.
Its now 12 pm, still drunk, Not looking forward to the hangover
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I took my shoes and socks off to walk in a fountain and one blew away
I took my shoes off when I went to a girl's house and her large dog slobbered on it so I didn't want to put it back on
I took my shoes and socks off to win a bet and the guy ran off with one of my socks AND didn't give me what he promised!
I took my shoes and socks off because I wanted to play the piano with my toes to prove a point and someone took one of my socks!!
You have thought about these long and hard. Well done
It's almost like you did a google search on it, and it returned something like that chuck norris page.
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'Do it'
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I took my shoes and socks off to try on a girl's high-heels and she took my sock as a souvenir.
I took my shoes and socks off to feel the floor of the theatre. It was deliciously sticky but it ripped your sock so I didn't want to bring it home.
I took my shoes and socks off because some idiot peed on my foot while I was waiting in line.
I took my shoes and socks off to go swimming and left one under a rock.
I took my shoes and socks off because there was a homeless person who wanted it at the bus stop.
I took my shoes and socks off because I wanted to prove to someone that you could make a sock puppet with a little bit of imagination and a button you find on the street.
I took my shoes and socks off to help a girl who was bleeding. I was a gentleman, Dad.
I took my shoes and socks off because I wanted to see if I could squeeze my feet into a smaller shoe-size.
I took my shoes and socks off because there was a guinea pig that needed a place to hide and I thought a sock would be just the right size and shape.
I took my shoes and socks off because I wanted to see what my toe-nails looked like with polish and the girl laughed at me and told me if I put my socks back on I'd smudge the nail polish.
I took my socks off because they smelled so bad, even I couldn't stand it!!!
I forgot to put it on. Are you sure YOU didn't lose it?!
I took my shoes and socks off because I wanted to see if my toes would get tan in a tanning bed.
I took my socks off because I needed a bag to put my bingo winnings in.
I took off your sock because I wanted to be unique and surprise you!!
There was a leak in the roof of my friends car and we needed to plug it up with something the size of a sock.
There was a guitarist in the subway playing and I wanted to give him something colorful.
Some cute girl needed a piece of green material to finish her homework. How could I refuse? She was in my chemistry class!
I needed your sock to put in my friend's mouth when the doctor stitched him up. He fell and cut his knee!
I made my chinchilla a new Halloween costume.
I used your sock to bribe the traffic cop.
Are you sure you didn't lose it yourself?!
That's twenty-two. Plus the other four. :geek:
so here's the deal dad...i was taking a leisurely stroll home from the pub when i noticed a strange glowing orb in the distance...as i got closer the orb opened like a flower and a gloriously bright light escaped yet i could not look away...sensing that i might have to defend myself against possible alien beings, i took off a sock, filled it with some stones from a neighbors garden...before i knew it, 33 alien beings that look like something out of 'men in black' or detroit, ran toward me...luckily, with the help of your sock filled with stones i managed to kill 26 of the aliens before they retreated to their alien craft and zoomed out of our atmosphere and off our planet!!
or
fuck if i know
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