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pjfan31pjfan31 Posts: 7,335
edited October 2009 in All Encompassing Trip
So i went home with someone tonight, made 'love'with someone, and Iost a sock. And this sock is ny dad's .... What can say??????????????
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  • pandorapandora Posts: 21,855
    blame it on the dryer??
  • Phantom PainPhantom Pain Posts: 9,876
    Check between your butt cheeks maybe its stuck
    My drinking team has a hockey problem

    The ONLY thing better than a glass of beer is tea with Miss McGill



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  • pjfan31pjfan31 Posts: 7,335
    pandora wrote:
    blame it on the dryer??


    Nice. And to be perfectly honest she wasnt even that great. Lost sock, dud root.
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  • EddieLedBetterEddieLedBetter Posts: 360
    tell him you wiped off the faces of his future grandchildren with it. that would make him proud.
  • pjfan31pjfan31 Posts: 7,335
    Phantom Pain wrote:
    Check between your butt cheeks maybe its stuck



    Ummm, not sure where you lose ur socks, but my butt cheeks are fine
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  • pjfan31pjfan31 Posts: 7,335
    EddieLedBetter wrote:
    tell him you wiped off the faces of his future grandchildren with it. that would make him proud.


    Ha ha, my old man is driven by his morals... Ne would be more upaet than I
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  • PoncierPoncier Posts: 17,405
    Tell him you were using it to spank the monkey into.
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  • pandorapandora Posts: 21,855
    pjfan31 wrote:
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    Ummm, not sure where you lose ur socks, but my butt cheeks are fine
    :D :thumbup: :P
    funny and I found the smiley buttons- wish they would market these for everyday use
  • Phantom PainPhantom Pain Posts: 9,876
    The only time I lost a sock was when I went to the tanning salon

    They had the Stand up ones where I would use the sock to protect Mr.Happy

    Some how when getting dressed I left the sock behind that was in my sneaker not the one I was wearing

    8-)
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    The ONLY thing better than a glass of beer is tea with Miss McGill



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  • pjfan31pjfan31 Posts: 7,335
    Now I have lost my phone, i heard it beep but canT seE it
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  • Phantom PainPhantom Pain Posts: 9,876
    pjfan31 wrote:
    Now I have lost my phone, i heard it beep but canT seE it

    butt cheeks ?
    My drinking team has a hockey problem

    The ONLY thing better than a glass of beer is tea with Miss McGill



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  • pjfan31pjfan31 Posts: 7,335
    Phantom Pain wrote:
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    butt cheeks ?


    oooH,, THATS WAT THAT VIBRATION WAS. Kapow
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  • mrveddersonmrvedderson Posts: 784
    Just tell him you found the girl you were going to marry, Gave her a test drive, then she stole your sock. Now you are not sure that you would want that girl to be part of your family.
  • polaris_xpolaris_x Posts: 13,559
    no one else wondering who actually wears his dad's socks!??
  • jimed14jimed14 Posts: 9,488
    Phantom Pain wrote:
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    butt cheeks ?

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  • pjfan31pjfan31 Posts: 7,335
    polaris_x wrote:
    no one else wondering who actually wears his dad's socks!??


    It was in my 'souck draw'plus I live at home cause I'm young and beautiful ;) uh oh birds whisteling
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  • dimitrispearljamdimitrispearljam Posts: 139,721
    tell him that an Alien guy took it ..thank God he didnt get your pj tickets instead
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  • PoncierPoncier Posts: 17,405
    pjfan31 wrote:
    Now I have lost my phone, i heard it beep but canT seE it
    Maybe its inside the "abyss". Ask your "date" if you can check.
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  • Drowned OutDrowned Out Posts: 6,056
    I'll be sure to use this advice request next time I want to come in to work and brag about getting laid ;)
  • decides2dreamdecides2dream Posts: 14,977
    Poncier wrote:
    show previous quotes
    Maybe its inside the "abyss". Ask your "date" if you can check.

    :wtf:
    ouch!
    (btw - that's my new fave emoticon)
    :lol:
    Drowned Out wrote:
    I'll be sure to use this advice request next time I want to come in to work and brag about getting laid


    great, or is it perverted, minds think alike eh...
    ah to be 'young and beautiful'....living at home....'losing dad's socks'...bragging about a 'dud root'...;)
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  • dcfaithfuldcfaithful Posts: 13,076
    Tell him you excercised the best precaution......but you didn't have an actual condom. :?
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  • pjfan31pjfan31 Posts: 7,335
    dcfaithful wrote:
    Tell him you excercised the best precaution......but you didn't have an actual condom. :?


    Ha ha, this one is a winner winner, chicken dinner.

    Its now 12 pm, still drunk, Not looking forward to the hangover
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  • justamjustam Posts: 21,412
    You can say:

    I took my shoes and socks off to walk in a fountain and one blew away
    I took my shoes off when I went to a girl's house and her large dog slobbered on it so I didn't want to put it back on
    I took my shoes and socks off to win a bet and the guy ran off with one of my socks AND didn't give me what he promised!
    I took my shoes and socks off because I wanted to play the piano with my toes to prove a point and someone took one of my socks!!
    ;):D
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  • pjfan31pjfan31 Posts: 7,335
    justam wrote:
    You can say:

    I took my shoes and socks off to walk in a fountain and one blew away
    I took my shoes off when I went to a girl's house and her large dog slobbered on it so I didn't want to put it back on
    I took my shoes and socks off to win a bet and the guy ran off with one of my socks AND didn't give me what he promised!
    I took my shoes and socks off because I wanted to play the piano with my toes to prove a point and someone took one of my socks!!
    ;):D


    You have thought about these long and hard. Well done

    It's almost like you did a google search on it, and it returned something like that chuck norris page.
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  • justamjustam Posts: 21,412
    Nope. I just have an imagination. I could think of twenty more if you need 'em. :P :D
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  • pjfan31pjfan31 Posts: 7,335
    justam wrote:
    Nope. I just have an imagination. I could think of twenty more if you need 'em. :P :D

    'Do it'
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  • ZiggyStarZiggyStar Posts: 14,328
    Lose the other sock........maybe he'll forget you even had them in the first place.
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  • justamjustam Posts: 21,412
    :mrgreen:

    I took my shoes and socks off to try on a girl's high-heels and she took my sock as a souvenir.
    I took my shoes and socks off to feel the floor of the theatre. It was deliciously sticky but it ripped your sock so I didn't want to bring it home.
    I took my shoes and socks off because some idiot peed on my foot while I was waiting in line.
    I took my shoes and socks off to go swimming and left one under a rock.
    I took my shoes and socks off because there was a homeless person who wanted it at the bus stop.
    I took my shoes and socks off because I wanted to prove to someone that you could make a sock puppet with a little bit of imagination and a button you find on the street.
    I took my shoes and socks off to help a girl who was bleeding. I was a gentleman, Dad.
    I took my shoes and socks off because I wanted to see if I could squeeze my feet into a smaller shoe-size.
    I took my shoes and socks off because there was a guinea pig that needed a place to hide and I thought a sock would be just the right size and shape.
    I took my shoes and socks off because I wanted to see what my toe-nails looked like with polish and the girl laughed at me and told me if I put my socks back on I'd smudge the nail polish.
    I took my socks off because they smelled so bad, even I couldn't stand it!!!
    I forgot to put it on. Are you sure YOU didn't lose it?!
    I took my shoes and socks off because I wanted to see if my toes would get tan in a tanning bed.
    I took my socks off because I needed a bag to put my bingo winnings in.
    I took off your sock because I wanted to be unique and surprise you!!
    There was a leak in the roof of my friends car and we needed to plug it up with something the size of a sock.
    There was a guitarist in the subway playing and I wanted to give him something colorful.
    Some cute girl needed a piece of green material to finish her homework. How could I refuse? She was in my chemistry class!
    I needed your sock to put in my friend's mouth when the doctor stitched him up. He fell and cut his knee!
    I made my chinchilla a new Halloween costume.
    I used your sock to bribe the traffic cop.
    Are you sure you didn't lose it yourself?!

    That's twenty-two. Plus the other four. :geek:
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  • normnorm Posts: 31,146
    a couple answers to choose from...

    so here's the deal dad...i was taking a leisurely stroll home from the pub when i noticed a strange glowing orb in the distance...as i got closer the orb opened like a flower and a gloriously bright light escaped yet i could not look away...sensing that i might have to defend myself against possible alien beings, i took off a sock, filled it with some stones from a neighbors garden...before i knew it, 33 alien beings that look like something out of 'men in black' or detroit, ran toward me...luckily, with the help of your sock filled with stones i managed to kill 26 of the aliens before they retreated to their alien craft and zoomed out of our atmosphere and off our planet!!



    or



    fuck if i know




    :wave:
  • ZiggyStarZiggyStar Posts: 14,328
    How about the chick you fucked was so bad that you had to make a sock puppet to keep you entertained?
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