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Attention all women attending Halloween Philly Show

MASMAS Posts: 630
edited October 2009 in The Porch
Since Pearl Jam gigs are notoriously known for being extreme "sausage fests'", I urge you to wear costumes that are as sexy as possible. We need to balance out all that testosterone with some female hotness....
Please, I urge you,the hotter the better....dont be shy, you'll be doing your fellow fans a tremendous service...
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  • demetriosdemetrios Posts: 94,359
    +1
  • DeLukinDeLukin Posts: 2,757
    edited October 2009
    I plan on dressing my sausage in a french maid outfit to support the cause.
    I smile, but who am I kidding...
  • curmudgeonesscurmudgeoness Brigadoon, foodie capital Posts: 4,009
    Yeah, that might embarrass my sons, though. ;)

    I might wear my pj's, but that will mean flannel pants and a snarky t-shirt. Sorry to disappoint, but I will be jumping around at least as much as you guys, and I need to be dressed appropriately for that activity. 8-)
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  • elwayvedderelwayvedder South Jersey Posts: 9,143
    to recoup some of the $$ i am taking out of litle elwayvedder's college fund to pay for these 4 shows, i will gladly dress up like a woman on 10/31 if the price is right. Petrocs can insert a picture of Tootsie/Dustin Hoffman here....
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  • G ForceG Force Posts: 1,393
    AMEN to this thread.

    LADIES... SPICE IT UP FOR CRYING OUT LOUD. Here are some available costumes ideas:

    French Maid

    Lingerie Model

    Sexy Kitten

    Pearl Necklace Model

    Pasties Sales Rep

    Naughty Nurse

    Breast Implant Catalogue Model

    Sports Illustrated Body Painting Costume

    Dave Matthews Band Fan

    49ers Cheerleader

    My Girlfriend

    Ed's Wife

    This is just a short list of ideas for you all. Please remember... creativity AND cleavage COUNTS. Think sexy ladies. Its a holiday.

    Thank you.

    ***This has been a public service announcement by the United 10C Men's Fan Alliance.***
  • RaeleighRaeleigh Posts: 137
    Yeah, I am totally all in for that... but sorry dudes: it will be just too fuckin' cold in Philly (for me anyways) to be lookin' all sexy. :(
  • elwayvedderelwayvedder South Jersey Posts: 9,143
    Rachel-Raquel wrote:
    Yeah, I am totally all in for that... but sorry dudes: it will be just too fuckin' cold in Philly (for me anyways) to be lookin' all sexy. :(

    I believe it was 75 degrees or so last year on 10/31....I am staying positive...
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  • curmudgeonesscurmudgeoness Brigadoon, foodie capital Posts: 4,009
    So, does that mean all you guys will be dressing up as twenty-year-old surfer dudes for my benefit?? :P Fair is fair, after all.

    Remember, those wetsuits look best when unzipped to the hips, so get working on those crunches!
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  • petrocspetrocs Posts: 4,342
    elwayvedder wrote:
    to recoup some of the $$ i am taking out of litle elwayvedder's college fund to pay for these 4 shows, i will gladly dress up like a woman on 10/31 if the price is right. Petrocs can insert a picture of Tootsie/Dustin Hoffman here....


    I typed in jewish cross dresser and this is what came up

    scary-cross-dresser.jpg
    Shows:
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  • Thorns2010Thorns2010 Posts: 2,201
    petrocs wrote:
    elwayvedder wrote:
    to recoup some of the $$ i am taking out of litle elwayvedder's college fund to pay for these 4 shows, i will gladly dress up like a woman on 10/31 if the price is right. Petrocs can insert a picture of Tootsie/Dustin Hoffman here....


    I typed in jewish cross dresser and this is what came up

    OH GOD!!!!

    My eyes!!!

    What has been seen can not be unseen!!!!! :cry:
  • ItsOK921ItsOK921 Posts: 169
    And what do you gentlemen suggest us ladies do in these sexy costumes so we dont get frostbite?

    the costume I was considering is.....
    617821-300x300.jpg


    BUT its going to be too damn cold! :mrgreen:
  • soulsingingsoulsinging Posts: 13,202
    TipJammer wrote:
    AMEN to this thread.

    LADIES... SPICE IT UP FOR CRYING OUT LOUD. Here are some available costumes ideas:

    French Maid

    Lingerie Model

    Sexy Kitten

    Pearl Necklace Model

    Pasties Sales Rep

    Naughty Nurse

    Breast Implant Catalogue Model

    Sports Illustrated Body Painting Costume

    Dave Matthews Band Fan

    49ers Cheerleader

    My Girlfriend

    Ed's Wife

    This is just a short list of ideas for you all. Please remember... creativity AND cleavage COUNTS. Think sexy ladies. Its a holiday.

    Thank you.

    ***This has been a public service announcement by the United 10C Men's Fan Alliance.***

    no love for the catholic schoolgirl costume?
  • URthekeyURthekey Posts: 1,826
    With my costume I'm going for sexy plus PJ related and coming as the Backspacer "Raquel legs".

    I've got the suede mini and matching booties, now all I need is a tiny pimp on a red tricycle.
  • WobbieWobbie Posts: 30,706
    soulsinging wrote:

    no love for the catholic schoolgirl costume?

    like this?

    one-more-time_786644i.jpg
    If I had known then what I know now...

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  • Brisk.Brisk. Posts: 11,567
    Guess this thread is useless without pics.
  • G ForceG Force Posts: 1,393
    URthekey wrote:
    With my costume I'm going for sexy plus PJ related and coming as the Backspacer "Raquel legs".

    I've got the suede mini and matching booties, now all I need is a tiny pimp on a red tricycle.

    Look at that Avatar!!! Got the old 95 ticket in there. Very cool.

    There will be plenty of single dudes there who'd love to be your tiny tri pimp. Have no fear.
  • G ForceG Force Posts: 1,393
    I'm OK if Brittney circa '99 comes to PJ Philly. I hope a lot of them come.
  • cannotstaylongcannotstaylong Posts: 668
    TipJammer wrote:
    I'm OK if Brittney circa '99 comes to PJ Philly. I hope a lot of them come.

    Yeah, that would be pretty awesome.
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  • LoveBoatAdmiralLoveBoatAdmiral Posts: 1,191
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V4rUiV_Hh74

    Plenty of ideas here
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  • gonzogonzo Posts: 748
    ItsOK921 wrote:
    And what do you gentlemen suggest us ladies do in these sexy costumes so we dont get frostbite?

    the costume I was considering is.....
    617821-300x300.jpg


    BUT its going to be too damn cold! :mrgreen:

    yes please.
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  • MASMAS Posts: 630
    ItsOK921 wrote:
    And what do you gentlemen suggest us ladies do in these sexy costumes so we dont get frostbite?

    the costume I was considering is.....
    617821-300x300.jpg


    BUT its going to be too damn cold! :mrgreen:

    See this is a start.....with all the heat you'd be generating with the costume you wouldn't have to worry about it!
  • CJMST3KCJMST3K Posts: 9,722
    ItsOK921 wrote:
    617821-300x300.jpg


    BUT its going to be too damn cold! :mrgreen:

    ...but YOU will be HOT!
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  • Black DiamondBlack Diamond Posts: 25,107
    petrocs wrote:
    elwayvedder wrote:
    to recoup some of the $$ i am taking out of litle elwayvedder's college fund to pay for these 4 shows, i will gladly dress up like a woman on 10/31 if the price is right. Petrocs can insert a picture of Tootsie/Dustin Hoffman here....


    I typed in jewish cross dresser and this is what came up

    scary-cross-dresser.jpg
    MOM!!!
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  • G ForceG Force Posts: 1,393
    I typed in jewish cross dresser and this is what came up

    scary-cross-dresser.jpg[/quote]

    DAD?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!
  • TT8270TT8270 Posts: 429
    MAS wrote:
    Since Pearl Jam gigs are notoriously known for being extreme "sausage fests'", I urge you to wear costumes that are as sexy as possible. We need to balance out all that testosterone with some female hotness....
    Please, I urge you,the hotter the better....dont be shy, you'll be doing your fellow fans a tremendous service...

    I guess you have hard time finding A woman, do you?
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  • ACCBootlegGoddessACCBootlegGoddess Posts: 4,251
    I agree with the ladies in this thread. Its going to be too damn cold for a sexy costume...not to mention too darn painful to jump around like I do at PJ shows.
    Besides right now my focus is on getting a ticket to 10/30 more than it is on a costume lol.
    "Rock and roll is something that can't be quantified, sometimes it's not even something you hear, but FEEL!" - Bob Lefsetz
  • MASMAS Posts: 630
    TT8270 wrote:
    MAS wrote:
    Since Pearl Jam gigs are notoriously known for being extreme "sausage fests'", I urge you to wear costumes that are as sexy as possible. We need to balance out all that testosterone with some female hotness....
    Please, I urge you,the hotter the better....dont be shy, you'll be doing your fellow fans a tremendous service...

    I guess you have hard time finding A woman, do you?

    Ah, there you are....Me personally, I will be attending all 4 shows with my fiance, but what's wrong with a little eye candy? If I would've known pretty girls in sexy costumes would offend you I never would've started the thread....
  • G ForceG Force Posts: 1,393
    ACCBootlegGoddess wrote:
    I agree with the ladies in this thread. Its going to be too damn cold for a sexy costume...not to mention too darn painful to jump around like I do at PJ shows.
    Besides right now my focus is on getting a ticket to 10/30 more than it is on a costume lol.

    BOOOOO. Wrong answer. It's never too cold for sexyness. That's what men are for... protection, warmth, money, security, money, meat providing, money, and warmth in the cold. Also for our money too.
  • ACCBootlegGoddessACCBootlegGoddess Posts: 4,251
    TipJammer wrote:
    ACCBootlegGoddess wrote:
    I agree with the ladies in this thread. Its going to be too damn cold for a sexy costume...not to mention too darn painful to jump around like I do at PJ shows.
    Besides right now my focus is on getting a ticket to 10/30 more than it is on a costume lol.

    BOOOOO. Wrong answer. It's never too cold for sexyness. That's what men are for... protection, warmth, money, security, money, meat providing, money, and warmth in the cold. Also for our money too.


    LOL you got any decent, nice looking, single, straight ones in Toronto for me?? LOL
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  • G ForceG Force Posts: 1,393
    They are absolutely everywhere. Here's how it works. Hit the gym. Tighten up the package. Brush your teeth. Put on something sexy...iron a PJ patch on the ass of your daisy dukes. Smile at the ones you like. Don't fart... too much. Be nice. Laugh at jokes. And the guys will come to you... like flies on shit. This will work at the PJ show too but your gonna wanna leave the sweat pants and dumpy hoodie at your pad.
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