what's on your mind, right now?

of.the.girl

No wonder why I don't paint. I have more on me than I got on my walls and trim work. I need to find a hot shirtless painter boy to do this for me. Any takers?

conman

sheila0225 wrote:

No wonder why I don't paint. I have more on me than I got on my walls and trim work. I need to find a hot shirtless painter boy to do this for me. Any takers?

if i didn't loathe painting, i would be glad to be your shirtless painter boy :P

of.the.girl

conman wrote:

sheila0225 wrote:

No wonder why I don't paint. I have more on me than I got on my walls and trim work. I need to find a hot shirtless painter boy to do this for me. Any takers?

if i didn't loathe painting, i would be glad to be your shirtless painter boy :P

Aww. Thanks Conman. I can make a job up for you. How about you can be my drinking buddy?

Dissidentman

I have a buzz on at work...appropriate, yes/no?

PureandEasy

Lizard wrote:

Everytime I see "bs" on a thread on the Porch I read bullshit when it is supposed to be backspacer. Anyone else do this???

yes I have.

Dissidentman

PureandEasy wrote:

Lizard wrote:

Everytime I see "bs" on a thread on the Porch I read bullshit when it is supposed to be backspacer. Anyone else do this???

yes I have.

Do what? Go to the Porch on purpose?

Indifference71

I'm ready to get the hell out of work. Hope traffic isn't too bad today...

rick1zoo2

Dissidentman wrote:

I have a buzz on at work...appropriate, yes/no?

in your line of work I guess it's ok. You have to test the product, right?

Lizard

Dissidentman wrote:

I have a buzz on at work...appropriate, yes/no?

NOT if you are deep frying stuff

CAVSTARR313

A fun weekend of bird hunting with my buddy and his dog!!

I am always reminded of a date I went on years ago when I bring up hunting.. The story takes place at a restaurant just after our drinks showed up at the table..

Date: my friend is having a party next weekend if you wanna come with me
Me: I can't, I am going hunting with my friends
Date: You hunt? (in a less than pleased tone)
me: Hell yes!! I love it.. great to get outside into the wilderness
Date: that horrible.. how could you kill poor animals
me: its easy, when I see them I shoot them.. And I eat everything I kill
Date: unbelievable!

Waitress approaches table: Have you decided yet?
Date: I will have the veil parmesan
Me: ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME!!!
Date: what??

Priceless

81

Cavstarr313 wrote:

A fun weekend of bird hunting with my buddy and his dog!!

I am always reminded of a date I went on years ago when I bring up hunting.. The story takes place at a restaurant just after our drinks showed up at the table..

Date: my friend is having a party next weekend if you wanna come with me
Me: I can't, I am going hunting with my friends
Date: You hunt? (in a less than pleased tone)
me: Hell yes!! I love it.. great to get outside into the wilderness
Date: that horrible.. how could you kill poor animals
me: its easy, when I see them I shoot them.. And I eat everything I kill
Date: unbelievable!

Waitress approaches table: Have you decided yet?
Date: I will have the veil parmesan
Me: ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME!!!
Date: what??

Priceless

norm

Cavstarr313 wrote:

A fun weekend of bird hunting with my buddy and his dog!!

I am always reminded of a date I went on years ago when I bring up hunting.. The story takes place at a restaurant just after our drinks showed up at the table..

Date: my friend is having a party next weekend if you wanna come with me
Me: I can't, I am going hunting with my friends
Date: You hunt? (in a less than pleased tone)
me: Hell yes!! I love it.. great to get outside into the wilderness
Date: that horrible.. how could you kill poor animals
me: its easy, when I see them I shoot them.. And I eat everything I kill
Date: unbelievable!

Waitress approaches table: Have you decided yet?
Date: I will have the veil parmesan
Me: ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME!!!
Date: what??

Priceless

did you at least close the deal before kicking her to the curb?

CAVSTARR313

norm wrote:

Cavstarr313 wrote:

A fun weekend of bird hunting with my buddy and his dog!!

I am always reminded of a date I went on years ago when I bring up hunting.. The story takes place at a restaurant just after our drinks showed up at the table..

Date: my friend is having a party next weekend if you wanna come with me
Me: I can't, I am going hunting with my friends
Date: You hunt? (in a less than pleased tone)
me: Hell yes!! I love it.. great to get outside into the wilderness
Date: that horrible.. how could you kill poor animals
me: its easy, when I see them I shoot them.. And I eat everything I kill
Date: unbelievable!

Waitress approaches table: Have you decided yet?
Date: I will have the veil parmesan
Me: ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME!!!
Date: what??

Priceless

did you at least close the deal before kicking her to the curb?

You know I did..

norm

good man

Dissidentman

rick1zoo2 wrote:

Dissidentman wrote:

I have a buzz on at work...appropriate, yes/no?

in your line of work I guess it's ok. You have to test the product, right?

I work in IT for a financial services company.... hmmm...

Black Diamond

A direct quote from the American Heart Association Cookbook:

If You Consume Alcohol, Do So in Moderation
Moderate alcohol intake has been associated with reduced cardiovascular events in many populations.2 This association is not only found with wine but also with other alcoholic beverages.61,62 Unlike other potentially beneficial dietary components, the consumption of alcohol cannot be recom- mended solely for CVD risk reduction. Alcohol can be addictive, and high intake can be associated with serious adverse health and social consequences, including hypertriglyceridemia, hypertension, liver damage, physical abuse, vehicular and work accidents, and increased risk of breast cancer.2
For these reasons, and on the basis of available epidemio- logical data, the AHA recommends that if alcoholic bever- ages are consumed, they should be limited to no more than 2 drinks per day for men and 1 drink per day for women, and ideally should be consumed with meals.63 In general, a 12-ounce bottle of beer, a 4-ounce glass of wine, and a 11⁄2-ounce shot of 80-proof spirits all contain the same amount of alcohol (one half ounce). Each of these is consid- ered a “drink equivalent.”63,64

Dissidentman

2 drinks a day? I have had a weeks worth today, and it's not even 6:30pm

RKCNDY

Black Diamond wrote:

A direct quote from the American Heart Association Cookbook:

If You Consume Alcohol, Do So in Moderation
Moderate alcohol intake has been associated with reduced cardiovascular events in many populations.2 This association is not only found with wine but also with other alcoholic beverages.61,62 Unlike other potentially beneficial dietary components, the consumption of alcohol cannot be recom- mended solely for CVD risk reduction. Alcohol can be addictive, and high intake can be associated with serious adverse health and social consequences, including hypertriglyceridemia, hypertension, liver damage, physical abuse, vehicular and work accidents, and increased risk of breast cancer.2
For these reasons, and on the basis of available epidemio- logical data, the AHA recommends that if alcoholic bever- ages are consumed, they should be limited to no more than 2 drinks per day for men and 1 drink per day for women, and ideally should be consumed with meals.63 In general, a 12-ounce bottle of beer, a 4-ounce glass of wine, and a 11⁄2-ounce shot of 80-proof spirits all contain the same amount of alcohol (one half ounce). Each of these is consid- ered a “drink equivalent.”63,64

so no more smoking, no more drinking, no more high fat fried greasy foods for BD... :(

hope you like salad!

Black Diamond

Dissidentman wrote:

2 drinks a day? I have had a weeks worth today, and it's not even 6:30pm

You can save up...

Dissidentman

Black Diamond wrote:

Dissidentman wrote:

2 drinks a day? I have had a weeks worth today, and it's not even 6:30pm

You can save up...

Oh cool. Did you see that in the appendix?