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The Greatest Running Jokes on the Ten Club

YourDirtisMyfoodYourDirtisMyfood Posts: 4,641
edited August 2011 in All Encompassing Trip
This is with all apologies to Ants Marching as I'm totally stealing this idea from them, and I don't think it's been done in the Ten Club forums.


Obviously, this week has seen a lot of "jokes" and gags such as the dropping of leaks, or lack thereof over in the Porch section. I don't think AET has seen anything quite unintentionally hilarious until recently with the person "making the biggest decision of my life" about quitting their job to see Pearl Jam. I can see that becoming legendary in a few years from now. Half the people on the board are trying to figure out how to pay their mortgage this month and then that person posts that.

The "Pearl Jam playing at Fenway Park" subject/thread has now become a running joke in itself, as it happens every year and has been for the past decade or so.


What are your favorite jokes/running gags as it pertains to either the Ten Club or even all things Pearl Jam?
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  • FifthelementFifthelement Posts: 6,958
    Not my favourite, but the Boston Puker thread in GTF seemed to get a lot of mileage :mrgreen:

    And thanks to Miss Ziggystar the Boston Puker himself is trying to score tickets to Philly (Good Luck Kenny ;) ) :mrgreen::mrgreen::mrgreen:
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  • YourDirtisMyfoodYourDirtisMyfood Posts: 4,641
    Fifthelement wrote:
    Not my favourite, but the Boston Puker thread in GTF seemed to get a lot of mileage :mrgreen:

    And thanks to Miss Ziggystar the Boston Puker himself is trying to score tickets to Philly (Good Luck Kenny ;) ) :mrgreen::mrgreen::mrgreen:
    :lol: +1
  • Hitch-HikerHitch-Hiker Posts: 2,873
    Ashton Kutcher!!!
    I'll Ride The Wave Where It Takes Me
  • ZiggyStarZiggyStar Posts: 14,328
    Fifthelement wrote:
    Not my favourite, but the Boston Puker thread in GTF seemed to get a lot of mileage :mrgreen:

    And thanks to Miss Ziggystar the Boston Puker himself is trying to score tickets to Philly (Good Luck Kenny ;) ) :mrgreen::mrgreen::mrgreen:

    :mrgreen: Good luck Kenny!
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  • keeponrockinkeeponrockin Posts: 7,446
    Boston Puker

    Jeff Ament stole my basketball.
    Believe me, when I was growin up, I thought the worst thing you could turn out to be was normal, So I say freaks in the most complementary way. Here's a song by a fellow freak - E.V
  • jimed14jimed14 Posts: 9,488
    keeponrockin wrote:
    Boston Puker

    Jeff Ament stole my basketball.


    these two ... and maybe any topic discusssing Ed's White Pants.
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    "I don't believe in damn curses. Wake up the damn Bambino and have me face him. Maybe I'll drill him in the ass." --- Pedro Martinez
  • Digital TwilightDigital Twilight Posts: 5,642
    Not seen that Jeff Ament basketball one.

    Boston puke i think :)
  • SPEEDY MCCREADYSPEEDY MCCREADY Posts: 25,457
    fuck cincy.........
    Take me piece by piece.....
    Till there aint nothing left worth taking away from me.....
  • normnorm Posts: 31,146
    green tea disease
  • ArcticangelArcticangel Posts: 1,443
    Boston Puke

    Play Alpine Valley.
    PJ: St. Paul 6.16.2003, St. Paul 6.26.2006, St. Paul 6.27.2006, Hartford 6.27.2008, Mansfield 6.28.2008, Mansfield 6.30.2008, Beacon Theater 7.1.2008, Toronto 8.21.2009, Chicago 8.23.2009, Chicago 8.24.2009, Philly 10.30.2009, Philly 10.31.2009, Columbus 5.6.2010, Noblesville 5.7.2010

    EV: Los Angeles 4.12.2008, Los Angeles 4.13.2008, Nashville 6.17.2009, Nashville 6.18.2009, Memphis 6.20.2009
  • normnorm Posts: 31,146
    boston lou's birthday thread which made it to his next birthday
  • QuarterToTenQuarterToTen Posts: 3,635
    SPEEDY MCCREADY wrote:
    fuck cincy.........

    hehehehehehehehehe
    Nice shirt.
  • CJMST3KCJMST3K Posts: 9,722
    edited September 2009
    On April 1st I made a thread talking about how PJ was basically doing a reunion show with all the drummers playing their original material. Called the "Watch It Go To Fire Tour" for 2010.

    I believe the joke "tour" thread was deleted, but here's a poster similar to what I designed, except this is from another thread pleading for them to to a "festival" like this with all the drummers playing all their material.

    pjfestivalposter1mini2.jpg


    ...bigger poster image: http://img167.imageshack.us/img167/1194 ... r1mini.jpg

    ...and here's the thread about the festival idea (not my "tour" rumor thread).
    viewtopic.php?f=4&t=98508
    Post edited by CJMST3K on
    ADD 5,200 to the post count you see, thank you. :)
    *NYC 9/28/96 *NYC 9/29/96 *NJ 9/8/98 (front row "may i play drums with you")
    *MSG 9/10/98 (backstage) *MSG 9/11/98 (backstage)
    *Jones Beach 8/23/00 *Jones Beach 8/24/00 *Jones Beach 8/25/00
    *Mansfield 8/29/00 *Mansfield 8/30/00 *Nassau 4/30/03 *Nissan VA 7/1/03
    *Borgata 10/1/05 *Camden 5/27/06 *Camden 5/28/06 *DC 5/30/06
    *VA Beach 6/17/08 *DC 6/22/08 *MSG 6/24/08 (backstage) *MSG 6/25/08
    *EV DC 8/17/08 *EV Baltimore 6/15/09 *Philly 10/31/09
    *Bristow VA 5/13/10 *MSG 5/20/10 *MSG 5/21/10
  • normnorm Posts: 31,146
    QuarterToTen wrote:
    SPEEDY MCCREADY wrote:
    fuck cincy.........

    hehehehehehehehehe


    i don't give a rats ass...
  • patrickredeyespatrickredeyes Posts: 8,834
    Arcticangel wrote:

    Play Alpine Valley.


    One of my favorites. ;)
  • YourDirtisMyfoodYourDirtisMyfood Posts: 4,641
    patrickredeyes wrote:
    Arcticangel wrote:

    Play Alpine Valley.


    One of my favorites. ;)


    hahahaha.

    I think there was a running joke for a while about the clock on the ten club website always being wrong too. That went on for a while.
  • YourDirtisMyfoodYourDirtisMyfood Posts: 4,641
    norm wrote:
    boston lou's birthday thread which made it to his next birthday


    is that true? I don't remember that.
  • katelliskatellis Posts: 521
    bean girl
  • HeavyHandsHeavyHands Posts: 2,130
    I get a chuckle every time I read fanch's "Pearl Jam to rerelease Riot Act" thread. Crass or not, that thing is funny.
    "A lot more people are capable of being big out there that just don't give themselves a chance." -Stone Gossard
  • rhcpjam1029rhcpjam1029 Posts: 1,968
    this was funny when icky thump came out, and still is, but...

    stone gossard is both a pimp AND a prostitute.


    jeff's basketball is also amazing.
    Beavis: All my friends are brown and red? What does that mean?
    Butthead: It means that his friends are like turds and that they like suck.
    Beavis: Heh heh. Oh yeah. Yeah! Get those spoons out of my face before I shove them up your butt!
    Butthead: Huh huh.
  • WildsWilds Posts: 4,329
    Pics where Eddie looks like a Cat.

    cute_cat01.jpg
  • FifthelementFifthelement Posts: 6,958
    norm wrote:
    green tea disease


    :o :shock: :? That made me laugh :oops: :lol::lol::lol:
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  • Gary CarterGary Carter Posts: 14,067
    SPEEDY MCCREADY wrote:
    fuck cincy.........
    HeavyHands wrote:
    I get a chuckle every time I read fanch's "Pearl Jam to rerelease Riot Act" thread. Crass or not, that thing is funny.
    norm wrote:
    green tea disease
    Arcticangel wrote:
    Play Alpine Valley.
    YourDirtisMyfood wrote:

    The "Pearl Jam playing at Fenway Park" subject/thread has now become a running joke in itself, as it happens every year and has been for the past decade or so.



    please play the south



    these jokes to me sum up the board. the rest in this thread don't.
    Ron: I just don't feel like going out tonight
    Sammi: Wanna just break up?

  • MrMerkinballMrMerkinball Posts: 1,978
    Perhaps just a short term memory, but yesterday's "Record Store" was pretty damn funny.

    I also once finished second to someone (can't remember who) in a "Seinfeld" contest a couple years back.
  • ZiggyStarZiggyStar Posts: 14,328
    MrMerkinball wrote:
    Perhaps just a short term memory, but yesterday's "Record Store" was pretty damn funny.

    I also once finished second to someone (can't remember who) in a "Seinfeld" contest a couple years back.

    I remember that competition!
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    ★ 2009 - Sydney, Brisbane, Auckland, Christchurch ★
    ★ 2011 - EV Newcastle, Melbourne 1, Melbourne 2 ★
  • MrMerkinballMrMerkinball Posts: 1,978
    ZiggyStar wrote:
    MrMerkinball wrote:
    Perhaps just a short term memory, but yesterday's "Record Store" was pretty damn funny.

    I also once finished second to someone (can't remember who) in a "Seinfeld" contest a couple years back.

    I remember that competition!
    So Do I. I went on for too long for me :lol:
  • ZiggyStarZiggyStar Posts: 14,328
    MrMerkinball wrote:
    ZiggyStar wrote:
    MrMerkinball wrote:
    Perhaps just a short term memory, but yesterday's "Record Store" was pretty damn funny.

    I also once finished second to someone (can't remember who) in a "Seinfeld" contest a couple years back.

    I remember that competition!
    So Do I. I went on for too long for me :lol:

    I bet! I don't know how you guys did it! How long did the competition end up lasting?
    ★ 1995 - Brisbane ★ 1998 - Brisbane ★ 2003 - Brisbane ★ 2006 - Brisbane ★
    ★ 2009 - Sydney, Brisbane, Auckland, Christchurch ★
    ★ 2011 - EV Newcastle, Melbourne 1, Melbourne 2 ★
  • Gary CarterGary Carter Posts: 14,067
    MrMerkinball wrote:
    ZiggyStar wrote:
    MrMerkinball wrote:
    Perhaps just a short term memory, but yesterday's "Record Store" was pretty damn funny.

    I also once finished second to someone (can't remember who) in a "Seinfeld" contest a couple years back.

    I remember that competition!
    So Do I. I went on for too long for me :lol:
    hey i won that :mrgreen:
    Ron: I just don't feel like going out tonight
    Sammi: Wanna just break up?

  • MrMerkinballMrMerkinball Posts: 1,978
    metsfan wrote:
    So Do I. I went on for too long for me :lol:
    hey i won that :mrgreen:[/quote]
    no shit!
  • ZiggyStarZiggyStar Posts: 14,328
    How long did you last, Mets?
    ★ 1995 - Brisbane ★ 1998 - Brisbane ★ 2003 - Brisbane ★ 2006 - Brisbane ★
    ★ 2009 - Sydney, Brisbane, Auckland, Christchurch ★
    ★ 2011 - EV Newcastle, Melbourne 1, Melbourne 2 ★
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