No Way! Shortly we will be Parting Ways and I will Soon Forget Who You Are so I want one Last Kiss now before I Go Down on you and you can Come Back down my throat!
I know it’s Hard to Imagine but you Can't Keep me as I am Not For You. I have a Faithfull Better Man waiting for me at home so Just Breathe, relax and Smile while I put on some Low Light and Once I’m finished going Down I’ll be Gone forever. The End.
LMAO
This thread is getting better and better.
I feel sorry for the OP that his thread was hijacked but I can't help laughing after reading some posts.
"You know what my Wishlist is? You and me Alone All Night because I'd love a Deep Inside Job. Push me Pull Me until I'm 1/2 Full and have had my Release."
ooooo you little animal! let me grab my leash once i wash my dirty frank...you are going to get a whipping in Satan's bed all night...then i'll hail,hail you a cab! off you go around the bend now let me sleep!
"You know what my Wishlist is? You and me Alone All Night because I'd love a Deep Inside Job. Push me Pull Me until I'm 1/2 Full and have had my Release."
ooooo you little animal! let me grab my leash once i wash my dirty frank...you are going to get a whipping in Satan's bed all night...then i'll hail,hail you a cab! off you go around the bend now let me sleep!
No Way! Shortly we will be Parting Ways and I will Soon Forget Who You Are so I want one Last Kiss now before I Go Down on you and you can Come Back down my throat!
I know it’s Hard to Imagine but you Can't Keep me as I am Not For You. I have a Faithfull Better Man waiting for me at home so Just Breathe, relax and Smile while I put on some Low Light and Once I’m finished going Down I’ll be Gone forever. The End.
"You know what my Wishlist is? You and me Alone All Night because I'd love a Deep Inside Job. Push me Pull Me until I'm 1/2 Full and have had my Release."
ooooo you little animal! let me grab my leash once i wash my dirty frank...you are going to get a whipping in Satan's bed all night...then i'll hail,hail you a cab! off you go around the bend now let me sleep!
No Way! Shortly we will be Parting Ways and I will Soon Forget Who You Are so I want one Last Kiss now before I Go Down on you and you can Come Back down my throat!
I know it’s Hard to Imagine but you Can't Keep me as I am Not For You. I have a Faithfull Better Man waiting for me at home so Just Breathe, relax and Smile while I put on some Low Light and Once I’m finished going Down I’ll be Gone forever. The End.
LOL!!!! Ziggy, this is one of the funniest things I've ever read on here (besides the Boston Puke thread)!!!
Hey, watch it! I happen to love Ziggy in a bad way.
You should forget her now pixels.
She will tell you all the dirty filthy nasty horny stories you ever wanted to hear, get you all raging and testosterone-y, then she will spit you out and leave you wanting more.
Then she will reveal to you that she actually has the biggest set of balls this side of Koonoomoo. You will then proceed to wash your mouth out with acid and boiling hot butterscotch.
Then, there will still be an ounce of you that wants to take her big ole balls and give em the biggest squish ever. She will then give you one final goodbye. I cannot say what it is. If I even whisper the words I will break down into a ball of goo, take on the foetal position and suck on my thumb until mumma comes to get me.
Hey, watch it! I happen to love Ziggy in a bad way.
You should forget her now pixels.
She will tell you all the dirty filthy nasty horny stories you ever wanted to hear, get you all raging and testosterone-y, then she will spit you out and leave you wanting more.
Then she will reveal to you that she actually has the biggest set of balls this side of Koonoomoo. You will then proceed to wash your mouth out with acid and boiling hot butterscotch.
Then, there will still be an ounce of you that wants to take her big ole balls and give em the biggest squish ever. She will then give you one final goodbye. I cannot say what it is. If I even whisper the words I will break down into a ball of goo, take on the foetal position and suck on my thumb until mumma comes to get me.
I have to give you credit....you have one incredible imagination!
One man stands alone awaiting
for her to come home
eyes upon the horizon
in the dark before the
darkness leaves the dawn
You should forget her now pixels.
She will tell you all the dirty filthy nasty horny stories you ever wanted to hear, get you all raging and testosterone-y, then she will spit you out and leave you wanting more.
And what's your point?
I love how you call him "pixels". "Forget her now pixels"! ha ha
You should forget her now pixels.
She will tell you all the dirty filthy nasty horny stories you ever wanted to hear, get you all raging and testosterone-y, then she will spit you out and leave you wanting more.
And what's your point?
I love how you call him "pixels". "Forget her now pixels"! ha ha
Let's face it, even if you had bigger balls than me, I could never forget you. I'm just in too deep at this point.
One man stands alone awaiting
for her to come home
eyes upon the horizon
in the dark before the
darkness leaves the dawn
You should forget her now pixels.
She will tell you all the dirty filthy nasty horny stories you ever wanted to hear, get you all raging and testosterone-y, then she will spit you out and leave you wanting more.
And what's your point?
I love how you call him "pixels". "Forget her now pixels"! ha ha
Let's face it, even if you had bigger balls than me, I could never forget you. I'm just in too deep at this point.
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LMAO
This thread is getting better and better.
I feel sorry for the OP that his thread was hijacked but I can't help laughing after reading some posts.
CHILLIN LIKE BOB DYLAN!!!
ahhhh ha ha ha ha!!! priceless!
Whatever you are, be a good one --Lincoln
This is outstanding!!!
LOL!!!! Ziggy, this is one of the funniest things I've ever read on here (besides the Boston Puke thread)!!!
Whatever you are, be a good one --Lincoln
Hey, watch it! I happen to love Ziggy in a bad way.
for her to come home
eyes upon the horizon
in the dark before the
darkness leaves the dawn
You should forget her now pixels.
She will tell you all the dirty filthy nasty horny stories you ever wanted to hear, get you all raging and testosterone-y, then she will spit you out and leave you wanting more.
Then she will reveal to you that she actually has the biggest set of balls this side of Koonoomoo. You will then proceed to wash your mouth out with acid and boiling hot butterscotch.
Then, there will still be an ounce of you that wants to take her big ole balls and give em the biggest squish ever. She will then give you one final goodbye. I cannot say what it is. If I even whisper the words I will break down into a ball of goo, take on the foetal position and suck on my thumb until mumma comes to get me.
I have to give you credit....you have one incredible imagination!
for her to come home
eyes upon the horizon
in the dark before the
darkness leaves the dawn
And what's your point?
I love how you call him "pixels". "Forget her now pixels"! ha ha
★ 2009 - Sydney, Brisbane, Auckland, Christchurch ★
★ 2011 - EV Newcastle, Melbourne 1, Melbourne 2 ★
Let's face it, even if you had bigger balls than me, I could never forget you. I'm just in too deep at this point.
for her to come home
eyes upon the horizon
in the dark before the
darkness leaves the dawn
Bad way = good way in my books!
★ 2009 - Sydney, Brisbane, Auckland, Christchurch ★
★ 2011 - EV Newcastle, Melbourne 1, Melbourne 2 ★
You're only human!
★ 2009 - Sydney, Brisbane, Auckland, Christchurch ★
★ 2011 - EV Newcastle, Melbourne 1, Melbourne 2 ★
In too deep? Like balls deep?
if nothing is everything i would have it all