Help Fell in Love at Toronto Show

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  • pjl44pjl44 Posts: 9,979
    Hmmmmm...Sec 201 Row P means that 10C number ain't gonna get the job done. Especially if she was right next to you and has a similar number. I'd probably recommend starting in the 300s where you have a nice upgrade to offer. The ladies can't resist fellas with a little juice...
  • you should have slipped her a roofie. i call them "relationship helpers".
  • tvismyfriendtvismyfriend Posts: 2,118
    you should have slipped her a roofie. i call them "relationship helpers".
    And where can one find these relationship helpers? I'm just asking for eh er friend. Yeah, that lie should work.
  • drsluggodrsluggo Posts: 4,742
    'hey baby... i've got The Fixer... in my pants'

    'I may not have won the Ten Club lottery, but you're a close second.'

    'I've got All Night and my parent's basement has room for two.'
  • joe2468joe2468 Posts: 3,049
    this post is effin great..... im laughing my ass off...... :lol::lol::lol::lol::lol:
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  • Foxy MopFoxy Mop Posts: 2,823
    Wishlist Foundation

    This is my kind of love...
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  • ParksyParksy Posts: 1,788
    Minou wrote:
    i really hope you get to bang this girl, dude!!!


    Crude.


    Hilarious. :lol:
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  • ZiggyStarZiggyStar Posts: 14,328
    I see a script for a 1990s romantic comedy brewing..


    8-)

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  • ridiculous hahah...good luck man!
  • JordyWordyJordyWordy Posts: 2,261
    you should have slipped her a roofie. i call them "relationship helpers".
    And where can one find these relationship helpers? I'm just asking for eh er friend. Yeah, that lie should work.

    Your friend *COUGH* should go to the local nightspot, steal all the girls drinks you...eh, he can find. There'll be one in there somewhere.

    Or just PM me. :? :D ......... i kid, i kid.
  • JennytreeJennytree Posts: 5,340
    drsluggo wrote:
    'hey baby... i've got The Fixer... in my pants'

    'I may not have won the Ten Club lottery, but you're a close second.'

    'I've got All Night and my parent's basement has room for two.'

    Scha-wiiiing!
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  • I know the girl you're talking about!!!


    yeah...she told me to tell you she has a restraining order against you so you better stay at least 1000ft away and that you ruined the concert for her because she felt your eyes burning a hole in the back of her head...also stay away from Lukin's when she's hang'n there or the cops will be notified...sick-o!
  • CJMST3KCJMST3K Posts: 9,722
    drsluggo wrote:
    'hey baby... i've got The Fixer... in my pants'

    'I may not have won the Ten Club lottery, but you're a close second.'

    'I've got All Night and my parent's basement has room for two.'


    "I want to give you my Evenflow"

    "I hope you're wild because I'd rather be with an animal"
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  • IamMineIamMine Posts: 2,743
    This is by far one of the hilarious threads I've read in a while - some of you are so funny!

    But I am kind of offended with the Boom reference... c'mon, he's so underappreciated. :( I love that guy!

    Anyway...I think the OP got scared with the way responses have been going... he still only has one post and hasn't returned.

    If it were me, I'd feel like an idiot for even posting and end up being mocked like that....and not want to come back, even to update the news.

    But other than that... some of the comments are really hilarious!

    OP, please do not take them seriously... this is really interesting! I'm curious if that girl has ever responded?
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  • CJMST3K wrote:
    drsluggo wrote:
    'hey baby... i've got The Fixer... in my pants'

    'I may not have won the Ten Club lottery, but you're a close second.'

    'I've got All Night and my parent's basement has room for two.'


    "I want to give you my Evenflow"

    "I hope you're wild because I'd rather be with an animal"


    "hey baby, its time for Jeremy's pokin"
  • CJMST3K wrote:
    drsluggo wrote:
    'hey baby... i've got The Fixer... in my pants'

    'I may not have won the Ten Club lottery, but you're a close second.'

    'I've got All Night and my parent's basement has room for two.'


    "I want to give you my Evenflow"

    "I hope you're wild because I'd rather be with an animal"


    let me see......how about...."you like Pearl jam? what a coincidence, cause i wanna jam my....no that.s not it.....how about "so you like Pearl Jam? cause i have this necklace.....no....not good....ummmmmm....."so your favorite band member is Stone? what a coincidence...i'm hard as a rock!"...nah...prob get a slap from that one.
  • BenzorBenzor Posts: 886
    lmao i haven't read this thread since the first day it was posted...and it was ridiculous then. since then it has somehow managed to become even more ridiculous.
  • drsluggodrsluggo Posts: 4,742
    Benzor wrote:
    lmao i haven't read this thread since the first day it was posted...and it was ridiculous then. since then it has somehow managed to become even more ridiculous.
    ridiculously awesome...
  • CJMST3K wrote:
    drsluggo wrote:
    'hey baby... i've got The Fixer... in my pants'

    'I may not have won the Ten Club lottery, but you're a close second.'

    'I've got All Night and my parent's basement has room for two.'


    "I want to give you my Evenflow"

    "I hope you're wild because I'd rather be with an animal"


    let me see......how about...."you like Pearl jam? what a coincidence, cause i wanna jam my....no that.s not it.....how about "so you like Pearl Jam? cause i have this necklace.....no....not good....ummmmmm....."so your favorite band member is Stone? what a coincidence...i'm hard as a rock!"...nah...prob get a slap from that one.
    how about "you like Pearl Jam? I want to give you a pearl necklace!"
  • YourDirtisMyfoodYourDirtisMyfood Boston Posts: 4,655
    Benzor wrote:
    lmao i haven't read this thread since the first day it was posted...and it was ridiculous then. since then it has somehow managed to become even more ridiculous.

    your post is signature worthy. :lol: And I am in the same boat as you as I haven't read it since the first day. But I do feel for the poor fella.
  • ZiggyStarZiggyStar Posts: 14,328
    kingmatt wrote:
    CJMST3K wrote:
    drsluggo wrote:
    'hey baby... i've got The Fixer... in my pants'

    'I may not have won the Ten Club lottery, but you're a close second.'

    'I've got All Night and my parent's basement has room for two.'


    "I want to give you my Evenflow"

    "I hope you're wild because I'd rather be with an animal"


    "hey baby, its time for Jeremy's pokin"

    "You know what my Wishlist is? You and me Alone All Night because I'd love a Deep Inside Job. Push me Pull Me until I'm 1/2 Full and have had my Release." 8-)
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  • ZiggyStar wrote:
    "You know what my Wishlist is? You and me Alone All Night because I'd love a Deep Inside Job. Push me Pull Me until I'm 1/2 Full and have had my Release." 8-)

    :lol: winner
  • ZiggyStar wrote:

    "You know what my Wishlist is? You and me Alone All Night because I'd love a Deep Inside Job. Push me Pull Me until I'm 1/2 Full and have had my Release." 8-)


    nicely done! :D
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  • ZiggyStarZiggyStar Posts: 14,328
    :mrgreen:
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  • drsluggodrsluggo Posts: 4,742
    i love this thread
  • ZiggyStar wrote:

    "You know what my Wishlist is? You and me Alone All Night because I'd love a Deep Inside Job. Push me Pull Me until I'm 1/2 Full and have had my Release." 8-)


    ooooo you little animal! let me grab my leash once i wash my dirty frank...you are going to get a whipping in Satan's bed all night...then i'll hail,hail you a cab! off you go around the bend now let me sleep! ;):mrgreen::lol:
  • drsluggodrsluggo Posts: 4,742
    ZiggyStar wrote:

    "You know what my Wishlist is? You and me Alone All Night because I'd love a Deep Inside Job. Push me Pull Me until I'm 1/2 Full and have had my Release." 8-)


    ooooo you little animal! let me grab my leash once i wash my dirty frank...you are going to get a whipping in Satan's bed all night...then i'll hail,hail you a cab! off you go around the bend now let me sleep! ;):mrgreen::lol:
    Ha... those two work well together!
  • smarcheesmarchee Windsor, Ontario Posts: 14,539
    haha this thread is hilarious

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  • OkOk Posts: 2,144
    ZiggyStar wrote:

    "You know what my Wishlist is? You and me Alone All Night because I'd love a Deep Inside Job. Push me Pull Me until I'm 1/2 Full and have had my Release." 8-)


    ooooo you little animal! let me grab my leash once i wash my dirty frank...you are going to get a whipping in Satan's bed all night...then i'll hail,hail you a cab! off you go around the bend now let me sleep! ;):mrgreen::lol:


    winner winner chicken dinner!
  • ZiggyStarZiggyStar Posts: 14,328
    ZiggyStar wrote:

    "You know what my Wishlist is? You and me Alone All Night because I'd love a Deep Inside Job. Push me Pull Me until I'm 1/2 Full and have had my Release." 8-)


    ooooo you little animal! let me grab my leash once i wash my dirty frank...you are going to get a whipping in Satan's bed all night...then i'll hail,hail you a cab! off you go around the bend now let me sleep! ;):mrgreen::lol:

    No Way! Shortly we will be Parting Ways and I will Soon Forget Who You Are so I want one Last Kiss now before I Go Down on you and you can Come Back down my throat! :o

    I know it’s Hard to Imagine but you Can't Keep me as I am Not For You. I have a Faithfull Better Man waiting for me at home so Just Breathe, relax and Smile while I put on some Low Light and Once I’m finished going Down I’ll be Gone forever. The End. 8-)
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