Conspiracy theory: That wasn't Stone on Conan

slightofjeff
slightofjeff Posts: 7,762
edited August 2009 in The Porch
The hair is too long.
He's jumping around like a kangaroo on amphetimines.
He's head banging like he's James Hetfield.

We never really did get a good close-up of his face.

Pearl Jam is trying to sneak a fake Stone past us. Like the producers of "Bewitched" did with the second Darrin.
everybody wants the most they can possibly get
for the least they could possibly do
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  • YieldToNothing
    YieldToNothing Posts: 3,667
    remember reading that interview that said the band wrote most of the new album without ed and only brought him in later to do lyrics.....i think that has a lot to do with it.
    i have a paper here that entitles me to fast track status
  • LikeAnOcean
    LikeAnOcean Posts: 7,718
    edited June 2009
    YieldToNothing wrote:
    remember reading that interview that said the band wrote most of the new album without ed and only brought him in later to do lyrics.....i think that has a lot to do with it.
    So you think Stone's just more excited about it? Is this going to be a Stone album?
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  • SolarWorld
    SolarWorld Posts: 1,902
    YieldToNothing wrote:
    remember reading that interview that said the band wrote most of the new album without ed and only brought him in later to do lyrics.....i think that has a lot to do with it.

    What interview is that?
  • dimitrispearljam
    dimitrispearljam Posts: 139,725
    slightofjeff wrote:
    The hair is too long.
    He's jumping around like a kangaroo on amphetimines.
    He's head banging like he's James Hetfield.

    We never really did a good close-up of his face.

    Pearl Jam is trying to sneak a fake Stone past us. Like the producers of "Bewitched" did with the second Darrin.
    :lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol:
    "...Dimitri...He talks to me...'.."The Ghost of Greece..".
    "..That's One Happy Fuckin Ghost.."
    “..That came up on the Pillow Case...This is for the Greek, With Our Apologies.....”
  • YieldToNothing
    YieldToNothing Posts: 3,667
    LikeAnOcean wrote:
    YieldToNothing wrote:
    remember reading that interview that said the band wrote most of the new album without ed and only brought him in later to do lyrics.....i think that has a lot to do with it.
    So you think Stone's just more excited about it? Is this going to be a Stone album?

    i mean...he's stone fucking gossard. he deserves better than to be playing the same chords as ed (only on an acoustic) lower in the mix than ed. i don't know if its going to be a "stone" album (though i hope it is) but i think his creative output on this one will be larger than it was on the past 3 records. i love stone, by far my favorite member of this band.
    i have a paper here that entitles me to fast track status
  • Wilds
    Wilds Posts: 4,329
    slightofjeff wrote:
    The hair is too long.
    He's jumping around like a kangaroo on amphetimines.
    He's head banging like he's James Hetfield.

    We never really did get a good close-up of his face.

    Pearl Jam is trying to sneak a fake Stone past us. Like the producers of "Bewitched" did with the second Darrin.

    I wonder if he will have as long a career as the 2nd Paul McCartney? :lol:
  • Lennon_Cobain
    Lennon_Cobain Posts: 706
    Oh my God! Stone is dead! :o

    The evidence is all over artwork from the last few albums. Another freaky thing is listening to "Life Wasted" in reverse. Don't you remember the "lookalike" contest from a recent "Deep" issue? Hmm.....
    "I'll end up alone like I began..."

    "You need the patience of like a National Geographic photographer sitting underneath the bush in a tent, trying to get a picture of zebras fucking or something for the first time." -Eddie Vedder
  • CJMST3K
    CJMST3K Posts: 9,722
    dimitrispearljam wrote:
    slightofjeff wrote:
    The hair is too long.
    He's jumping around like a kangaroo on amphetimines.
    He's head banging like he's James Hetfield.

    We never really did a good close-up of his face.

    Pearl Jam is trying to sneak a fake Stone past us. Like the producers of "Bewitched" did with the second Darrin.

    :lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol:


    I thought that's what PJ did when they switched drummers!
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  • U R A Crazy Breed
    U R A Crazy Breed Posts: 8,370
    slightofjeff wrote:
    The hair is too long.
    He's jumping around like a kangaroo on amphetimines.
    He's head banging like he's James Hetfield.

    We never really did get a good close-up of his face.

    Pearl Jam is trying to sneak a fake Stone past us. Like the producers of "Bewitched" did with the second Darrin.

    :mrgreen::mrgreen::lol:

    it's great to see him so invigorated...i hope this new album does that for them all...including "us".
  • weenie
    weenie Posts: 1,623
    I love this thread. All true. :mrgreen:
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  • josevolution
    josevolution Posts: 31,819
    There is only one person that can do that litlle duck walk that was no impersonator it was STONEEEEEEEE :mrgreen::lol: .
    jesus greets me looks just like me ....
  • CJMST3K
    CJMST3K Posts: 9,722
    josevolution wrote:
    There is only one person that can do that litlle duck walk that was no impersonator it was STONEEEEEEEE :mrgreen::lol: .



    SEPARATED AT BIRTH

    howard_the_duck_xl_01-film-b1.jpgStoneGossard-2008.jpg
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  • slightofjeff
    slightofjeff Posts: 7,762
    Lennon_Cobain wrote:
    Oh my God! Stone is dead! :o

    The evidence is all over artwork from the last few albums. Another freaky thing is listening to "Life Wasted" in reverse. Don't you remember the "lookalike" contest from a recent "Deep" issue? Hmm.....

    Stone is dead. Stone is dead.

    The evidence is overwhelming.

    I wonder how they got the new Stone? Probably went down to the local CPA office, found the geekiest guy there and said, "Hey, can you grow your hair long?"

    :):):):)
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    for the least they could possibly do
  • Mindless Drifter
    Mindless Drifter Posts: 210
    maybe backspacers going for the sgt peppers approach?
  • dimitrispearljam
    dimitrispearljam Posts: 139,725
    after the race with the turtles stone is not the same anymore..
    "...Dimitri...He talks to me...'.."The Ghost of Greece..".
    "..That's One Happy Fuckin Ghost.."
    “..That came up on the Pillow Case...This is for the Greek, With Our Apologies.....”
  • Lennon_Cobain
    Lennon_Cobain Posts: 706
    Near the very end of "Gone" you can clearly hear Eddie say "I buried Stone."
    "I'll end up alone like I began..."

    "You need the patience of like a National Geographic photographer sitting underneath the bush in a tent, trying to get a picture of zebras fucking or something for the first time." -Eddie Vedder
  • josevolution
    josevolution Posts: 31,819
    CJMST3K wrote:
    josevolution wrote:
    There is only one person that can do that litlle duck walk that was no impersonator it was STONEEEEEEEE :mrgreen::lol: .



    SEPARATED AT BIRTH

    howard_the_duck_xl_01-film-b1.jpgStoneGossard-2008.jpg

    :lol::lol::lol: ok now i believe it who was that on Conan :shock: .. :lol:
    jesus greets me looks just like me ....
  • DM44143
    DM44143 Posts: 74
    Lennon_Cobain wrote:
    Near the very end of "Gone" you can clearly hear Eddie say "I buried Stone."

    I was up close for the Vic show in 07. During the Intro to "Gone" Stone was sitting on his amp, with his legs crossed, with his elbow planted on his thigh with his hand supporting up his chin. And a bored look on his face. (He also had those dorky ass croc sandals on).I looked at him and could not help but laugh and he noticed it and smiled and nodded his head.

    My preference is when Ed does about all the lyrics and the rest of the guys handle the music. Most of the stuff Ed writes musically is much more basic (I won't say better or worse) then the main guitarists for the band. Stone may like having more free reign. Or, maybe he just felt like rockin' out that night.
  • slightofjeff
    slightofjeff Posts: 7,762
    DM44143 wrote:
    Lennon_Cobain wrote:
    Near the very end of "Gone" you can clearly hear Eddie say "I buried Stone."

    I was up close for the Vic show in 07. During the Intro to "Gone" Stone was sitting on his amp, with his legs crossed, with his elbow planted on his thigh with his hand supporting up his chin. And a bored look on his face. (He also had those dorky ass croc sandals on).I looked at him and could not help but laugh and he noticed it and smiled and nodded his head.

    My preference is when Ed does about all the lyrics and the rest of the guys handle the music. Most of the stuff Ed writes musically is much more basic (I won't say better or worse) then the main guitarists for the band. Stone may like having more free reign. Or, maybe he just felt like rockin' out that night.

    Some of the best songs ever written are Ed songs. I'm just sayin'. Needs to be a balance.
    everybody wants the most they can possibly get
    for the least they could possibly do
  • YieldToNothing
    YieldToNothing Posts: 3,667
    gone is a boring, boring song. i can understand why stone wouldn't enjoy playing that stinker
    i have a paper here that entitles me to fast track status

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