Bic Pens "For Her"
Enkidu
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So Bic has come out with pens specifically for women. Thin barrels, pretty pastel colors. Huffington Post has a hilarious column about snotty reviews on Amazon. Really funny.
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/08/3 ... 42991.html
I saw this one on the Amazon site:
5.0 out of 5 stars FINALLY! August 24, 2012
Someone has answered my gentle prayers and FINALLY designed a pen that I can use all month long! I use it when I'm swimming, riding a horse, walking on the beach and doing yoga. It's comfortable, leak-proof, non-slip and it makes me feel so feminine and pretty! Since I've begun using these pens, men have found me more attractive and approchable. It has given me soft skin and manageable hair and it has really given me the self-esteem I needed to start a book club and flirt with the bag-boy at my local market. My drawings of kittens and ponies have improved, and now that I'm writing my last name hyphenated with the Robert Pattinson's last name, I really believe he may some day marry me! I'm positively giddy. Those smart men in marketing have come up with a pen that my lady parts can really identify with.
Where has this pen been all my life???
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/08/3 ... 42991.html
I saw this one on the Amazon site:
5.0 out of 5 stars FINALLY! August 24, 2012
Someone has answered my gentle prayers and FINALLY designed a pen that I can use all month long! I use it when I'm swimming, riding a horse, walking on the beach and doing yoga. It's comfortable, leak-proof, non-slip and it makes me feel so feminine and pretty! Since I've begun using these pens, men have found me more attractive and approchable. It has given me soft skin and manageable hair and it has really given me the self-esteem I needed to start a book club and flirt with the bag-boy at my local market. My drawings of kittens and ponies have improved, and now that I'm writing my last name hyphenated with the Robert Pattinson's last name, I really believe he may some day marry me! I'm positively giddy. Those smart men in marketing have come up with a pen that my lady parts can really identify with.
Where has this pen been all my life???
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I want to see the guy who's man enough to use one! :twisted:
Somehow, I'm sure. :think:
"these pens have a way of shutting that whole thing down"
I can't wait to get one of those! I mean, they spelled it CRISTAL...like that stuff all the ballers have in their fridge on an episode of 'MTV Cribs', maybe if I have one and flash it to the bouncer at PURE, I can get in! This has GOT to be the best thing ever! What woman wants to hold a SMALLER stick in her hand? All those guys thought 'bigger was better', nope! we like it small, and puny, cuz then it's easier to handle, and fits in our hands.
The colors make it SO much more appealing! what have I done all my life without pastel colored pens? I want to be reminded every day of Easter and screaming hyperactive kids with chocolate all over their face and marshmallow peeps in their hair.
I'm so overly excited over this pen I think I need to go lay down on the couch...I'm hyperventilating.
- Christopher McCandless
From the title I thought these would be the kind with the male model whose clothes disappear when turned upside down.
it says "pens", Norm......
And agree with RKCNDY - they spelled it CRISTAL! Genius.
Did someone say vibrate?
like a moth to a flame...
:wave:
Only the ones being held by buxom young secretaries.
thanks coach!
The We Vibe III; you can thank me later...
Sounds like a party...
remote controlled
i'm just picturing the scene from poltergist when his neighbor changes the channel on their tv
*crickets*
Gets too slippery w/o the remote, thus the upgrade from the II model... :shifty: Or so I've heard.
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