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Boom Gaspar

CJMST3KCJMST3K Posts: 9,722
edited July 2011 in The Porch
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Boom Gaspar would have passed the joint, but it was used up on his first toke.

Boom Gaspar doesn't play keys. They keys move out of their way to accommodate his will.

Boom Gaspar donates to Locks Of Love... every 3 days.





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  • SPEEDY MCCREADYSPEEDY MCCREADY Posts: 25,553
    Boom Gasper can eat more pancakes.....

    Than any man alive......
    Take me piece by piece.....
    Till there aint nothing left worth taking away from me.....
  • CJMST3KCJMST3K Posts: 9,722
    Boom Gaspar can run faster than Stone Gossard. But he only runs when chased. ...and no one is so foolish.
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  • Better DanBetter Dan Posts: 5,684
    SPEEDY MCCREADY wrote:
    Boom Gasper can eat more pancakes.....

    Than any man alive......


    I heard he's going to be at IHOP from 6 AM until 10 PM today eating

    FREE PANCAKES!
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  • CJMST3KCJMST3K Posts: 9,722
    DS114969 wrote:
    SPEEDY MCCREADY wrote:
    Boom Gasper can eat more pancakes.....

    Than any man alive......


    I heard he's going to be at IHOP from 6 AM until 10 PM today eating

    FREE PANCAKES!


    :(
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  • CJMST3KCJMST3K Posts: 9,722
    Boom Gasper's name came from the first two sounds his parents heard when he was born. "Boom. Gasp!"
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  • RockMamaRockMama Posts: 478
    I might get shit about this but I think Boom is an incredibly sexy man! I would love to see him on a surfboard.
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  • cdp1223cdp1223 Posts: 1,131
    CJMST3K wrote:
    Boom Gasper's name came from the first two sounds his parents heard when he was born. "Boom. Gasp!"

    Oh come on. How is anyone supposed to top that?! :lol:
  • cdp1223cdp1223 Posts: 1,131
    Much like the state of Hawaii, Boom Gaspar is the worldwide leader in harvesting macadamia nuts and orchids.
  • Empty GlassEmpty Glass Posts: 12,329
    Boom Gaspar is a Baaaad Mother F

    - Shut your mouth

    hey man, I'm just talkin' about Boom Gaspar
    I've met Rob

    DEGENERATE FUK

    This place is dead

    "THERE ARE NO CLIQUES, ONLY THOSE WHO DON'T JOIN THE FUN" - Empty circa 2015

    "Kfsbho&$thncds" - F Me In the Brain - circa 2015
  • PillowPantsPillowPants Posts: 4,876
    I dated this chick who had a breathing problem during sex

    I would be all like BOOM

    then she would be a gasper
  • Dru_CortezDru_Cortez Posts: 953
    I like Boom.
    I also like Shaquille O'Neal.
    It would be awesome if they were buddies.

    That way, if I ever saw them window-shopping or
    slumming @ a Starbucks, I could yell out:
    "Boom,Shaq,I like ya!"

    ... Think about it.
    Cheers.
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  • cdp1223cdp1223 Posts: 1,131
    Boom Gaspar taught Wilt Chamberlain everything he knew about women.
  • CJMST3KCJMST3K Posts: 9,722
    Boom Gaspar took a fan photo outside of the Philly Spectrum, and cast a shadow onto the roof.
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  • cdp1223cdp1223 Posts: 1,131
    Boom Gaspar hit me with a surprise left.
  • FenwayFaithfulFenwayFaithful Posts: 8,626
    Boom got the munchies and ate the Xmas single.
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  • Empty GlassEmpty Glass Posts: 12,329
    Boom Gaspar knows where the Philly boots are
    I've met Rob

    DEGENERATE FUK

    This place is dead

    "THERE ARE NO CLIQUES, ONLY THOSE WHO DON'T JOIN THE FUN" - Empty circa 2015

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  • Hugh Freaking DillonHugh Freaking Dillon Posts: 14,010
    FenwayFaithful wrote:
    Boom got the munchies and ate the Xmas single.

    LOL
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  • elevation622elevation622 Posts: 926
    Boom Gaspar is irrelevant.
  • cdp1223cdp1223 Posts: 1,131
    Empty Glass wrote:
    Boom Gaspar knows where the Philly boots are

    Boom Gaspar is wearing the Philly Boots.
  • CJMST3KCJMST3K Posts: 9,722
    Boom Gaspar was not offered a job by PJ. He just kept saying to Ed after surfing:


    Boom: I think you need a keyboard player
    Ed: Nah, I think we're good.
    Boom: I think you NEED a keyboard player.
    Ed: I appreciate it, but we really don't.
    Boom: I THINK YOU NEED A KEYBOARD PLAYER
    Ed: You're really frightening me...
    Boom: Do YOU think you need a keyboard player now?
    Ed: Yes, sir.
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  • Empty GlassEmpty Glass Posts: 12,329
    For the Aussie leg, Boom took two steps from Maui to get to The Land Down Under
    I've met Rob

    DEGENERATE FUK

    This place is dead

    "THERE ARE NO CLIQUES, ONLY THOSE WHO DON'T JOIN THE FUN" - Empty circa 2015

    "Kfsbho&$thncds" - F Me In the Brain - circa 2015
  • CJMST3KCJMST3K Posts: 9,722
    cdp1223 wrote:
    Empty Glass wrote:
    Boom Gaspar knows where the Philly boots are

    Boom Gaspar is wearing the Philly Boots.

    :clap::lol:
    Empty Glass wrote:
    For the Aussie leg, Boom took two steps from Maui to get to The Land Down Under
    :D
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  • CJMST3KCJMST3K Posts: 9,722
    edited February 2010
    Boom Gaspar's lawyers are relentless.

    They take copyright infringement of his image very seriously.

    Need proof? Have you seen this man?
    koenig-todayx.jpg
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  • the wolfthe wolf Posts: 7,027
    CJMST3K wrote:
    Boom Gaspar's lawyers are relentless.

    They take copyright infringement of his image very seriously.

    Need proof? Have you seen this man?
    koenig-todayx.jpg


    well played. :clap:
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  • cdp1223cdp1223 Posts: 1,131
    CJMST3K wrote:
    Boom Gaspar's lawyers are relentless.

    They take copyright infringement of his image very seriously.

    Need proof? Have you seen this man?

    OUUUUCH! Too soon man! :lol:
  • Empty GlassEmpty Glass Posts: 12,329
    Ed - "it's all Sone's fault"
    Boom - "Stoney, I got your back"

    suddenly, Jeff is to blame
    I've met Rob

    DEGENERATE FUK

    This place is dead

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  • CJMST3KCJMST3K Posts: 9,722
    Empty Glass wrote:
    Ed - "it's all Sone's fault"
    Boom - "Stoney, I got your back"

    suddenly, Jeff is to blame

    :lol::lol:
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  • cdp1223cdp1223 Posts: 1,131
    I almost hit Boom Gaspar with my car in Toronto. He just looked back at me and my car and smiled.

    bingoINS2908_468x275.jpg
  • CJMST3KCJMST3K Posts: 9,722
    cdp1223 wrote:
    I almost hit Boom Gaspar with my car in Toronto. He just looked back at me and my car and smiled.

    bingoINS2908_468x275.jpg


    :lol::lol::lol:
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  • BinauralJamBinauralJam Posts: 14,158
    Boom actually uses old surf boards to roll up his Fatties!!!
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