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    PillowPantsPillowPants Posts: 4,873
    Boom Gaspar is Big, Bold and Free
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    CJMST3KCJMST3K Posts: 9,722
    Boom Gaspar is rarely playing the keyboard when he's up on stage.

    He's usually cooking on a skillet that is designed to look like an organ.


    What we see:
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    What he sees:
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    (there, I brought it full circle for you, speedy)
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    Empty GlassEmpty Glass In Rob's shed Posts: 12,329
    Boom uses a horseshoe as a nipple ring
    I've met Rob

    DEGENERATE FUK

    This place is dead

    "THERE ARE NO CLIQUES, ONLY THOSE WHO DON'T JOIN THE FUN" - Empty circa 2015

    "Kfsbho&$thncds" - F Me In the Brain - circa 2015
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    cdp1223cdp1223 Posts: 1,131
    Empty Glass wrote:
    Boom uses a horseshoe as a nipple ring

    OUCH! I mean....that might turn me on a little? :?
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    Empty GlassEmpty Glass In Rob's shed Posts: 12,329
    I was so ticked off before this thread started...feel so much better
    I've met Rob

    DEGENERATE FUK

    This place is dead

    "THERE ARE NO CLIQUES, ONLY THOSE WHO DON'T JOIN THE FUN" - Empty circa 2015

    "Kfsbho&$thncds" - F Me In the Brain - circa 2015
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    josevolutionjosevolution Posts: 28,315
    Boom can roll a joint & drive at the same time 8-)
    jesus greets me looks just like me ....
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    cdp1223cdp1223 Posts: 1,131
    Empty Glass wrote:
    I was so ticked off before this thread started...feel so much better

    Boom knows how to make the pain go away, baby. ;)
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    Empty GlassEmpty Glass In Rob's shed Posts: 12,329
    Boom told Kat to release the Venice news

    Boom uses two VWs as roller skates
    I've met Rob

    DEGENERATE FUK

    This place is dead

    "THERE ARE NO CLIQUES, ONLY THOSE WHO DON'T JOIN THE FUN" - Empty circa 2015

    "Kfsbho&$thncds" - F Me In the Brain - circa 2015
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    U R A Crazy BreedU R A Crazy Breed Posts: 8,370
    josevolution wrote:
    Boom can roll a joint & drive at the same time 8-)

    i bet my shit is bigger!!!!!!!!! :mrgreen::mrgreen:
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    CJMST3KCJMST3K Posts: 9,722
    Boom's muscles are so big, they actually go "boom" when he flexes.
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    The Waiting Trophy ManThe Waiting Trophy Man Niagara region, Ontario, Canada Posts: 12,158
    Superman wears Boom Gaspar pajamas.
    Another habit says it's in love with you
    Another habit says its long overdue
    Another habit like an unwanted friend
    I'm so happy with my righteous self
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    Alive5gAlive5g Posts: 8
    When Boom Gaspar does push-ups, he pushes the earth down
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    AndoAndo Denver Posts: 410
    Boom's tears cure cancer.... But he has never cried his entire life
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    CJMST3KCJMST3K Posts: 9,722
    Ando wrote:
    Boom's tears cure cancer.... But he has never cried his entire life
    Alive5g wrote:
    When Boom Gaspar does push-ups, he pushes the earth down

    ok, both of you are directly plagerizing the Chuck Norris website. :lol:
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    *Jones Beach 8/23/00 *Jones Beach 8/24/00 *Jones Beach 8/25/00
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    SawyerSawyer Posts: 2,411
    let's face it...has anyone fell ass backwards into money easier than Boom?
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    AndoAndo Denver Posts: 410
    we may have too much time on our hands
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    cdp1223cdp1223 Posts: 1,131
    CJMST3K wrote:
    Ando wrote:
    Boom's tears cure cancer.... But he has never cried his entire life
    Alive5g wrote:
    When Boom Gaspar does push-ups, he pushes the earth down

    ok, both of you are directly plagerizing the Chuck Norris website. :lol:

    I was just going to say that.
    Get 'em!!

    Or we could get Boom to put his Philly boot up their asses! :lol:
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    Alive5gAlive5g Posts: 8
    so that's what that is from...........right on..........
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    CJMST3KCJMST3K Posts: 9,722
    Boom Gaspar jinxed them by wearing the jersey.

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    *Mansfield 8/29/00 *Mansfield 8/30/00 *Nassau 4/30/03 *Nissan VA 7/1/03
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    CJMST3KCJMST3K Posts: 9,722
    Boom Gaspar now shaves most of his body to avoid confusion.

    sasquatch01.jpg
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    *Jones Beach 8/23/00 *Jones Beach 8/24/00 *Jones Beach 8/25/00
    *Mansfield 8/29/00 *Mansfield 8/30/00 *Nassau 4/30/03 *Nissan VA 7/1/03
    *Borgata 10/1/05 *Camden 5/27/06 *Camden 5/28/06 *DC 5/30/06
    *VA Beach 6/17/08 *DC 6/22/08 *MSG 6/24/08 (backstage) *MSG 6/25/08
    *EV DC 8/17/08 *EV Baltimore 6/15/09 *Philly 10/31/09
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    CJMST3KCJMST3K Posts: 9,722
    You'd be surprised at the number of children Boom Gaspar has.

    Bigfoot_loves_kids.jpg
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    *Mansfield 8/29/00 *Mansfield 8/30/00 *Nassau 4/30/03 *Nissan VA 7/1/03
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    U R A Crazy BreedU R A Crazy Breed Posts: 8,370
    i bet you guy's didn't know he got his gig with PJ through his connection with the six million dollar man (who is a friend of Stone)

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    cdp1223cdp1223 Posts: 1,131
    CJMST3K wrote:
    Boom Gaspar now shaves most of his body to avoid confusion.

    sasquatch01.jpg


    HAHA YES! This is exactly what I saw a Toronto crosswalk. :lol:
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    Empty GlassEmpty Glass In Rob's shed Posts: 12,329
    Boom yelled "BOO" at the first Backspacer vinyl pressed and it turned white with fear.
    I've met Rob

    DEGENERATE FUK

    This place is dead

    "THERE ARE NO CLIQUES, ONLY THOSE WHO DON'T JOIN THE FUN" - Empty circa 2015

    "Kfsbho&$thncds" - F Me In the Brain - circa 2015
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    wolfamongwolveswolfamongwolves Posts: 2,408
    elevation622 wrote:
    Boom Gaspar is irrelevant.

    Boom Gaspar thinks you're irrelevant.

    And by the very fact that this thread exists...
    Boom Gaspar is more right about that than you are. ;)
    93: Slane
    96: Cork, Dublin
    00: Dublin
    06: London, Dublin
    07: London, Copenhagen, Nijmegen
    09: Manchester, London
    10: Dublin, Belfast, London & Berlin
    11: San José
    12: Isle of Wight, Copenhagen, Ed in Manchester & London x2
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    Backspacer 76Backspacer 76 Posts: 957
    Boom loves reading all the threads on this site.
    In fact this viewtopic.php?f=14&t=123759 is his
    favorite one.
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    pandorapandora Posts: 21,855
    Boom Gaspar is a very impressive man
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    KloddzKloddz Posts: 2,573
    cdp1223 wrote:
    Boom Gaspar taught Wilt Chamberlain everything he knew about women.
    And Warren Beatty, too.
    Bern - September 13, 2006
    Berlin - August 15, 2009
    Lisbon - July 10, 2010
    Berlin - June 26, 2014
    Zurich - June 23, 2022

    http://www.last.fm/user/Kloddz
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    KloddzKloddz Posts: 2,573
    FenwayFaithful wrote:
    Boom got the munchies and ate the Xmas single.
    Empty Glass wrote:
    Boom Gaspar knows where the Philly boots are
    What, he ate those too?
    Bern - September 13, 2006
    Berlin - August 15, 2009
    Lisbon - July 10, 2010
    Berlin - June 26, 2014
    Zurich - June 23, 2022

    http://www.last.fm/user/Kloddz
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    Paul AndrewsPaul Andrews Posts: 2,489
    ...deserves a hell of lot more respect than he gets from some on here. :?
    http://longroad.com.au
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