I love the word fart, but would love to hear synonyms

Rosdower

crackin ass

laying an egg ... who layed an egg?

"who shit themselves"...

shit my pants

mcgavinj

Guys at a place I use to work at would call me pebbles because it sounded like pebbles dropping on the concrete floor whenever I let it rip.

Also,
Anyone heard of a "barking spider"?

Drop The Leash 10

yeah dropping ass is what i use as well

pjl44

Ever notice how you smell more farts in bars now since they've banned smoking? I recently had a discussion with friends about how the cigarette smoke probably covered up the fresh scent of cut cheese. What if you started coming home from the bar and your clothes and hair smelled like fart?

Hammerdonkey

A turd that lacked confidence

or

I'll say "Someone's knocking on the door" then I fart and say "Ahh, yes...how are you old friend. That was my asshole"

it gets a laugh if you're around people.

pjtradeking

Hammerdonkey wrote:

A turd that lacked confidence

or

I'll say "Someone's knocking on the door" then I fart and say "Ahh, yes...how are you old friend. That was my asshole"

it gets a laugh if you're around people.

Kind of like a turd honking for rightaway!! ;-)

hrd2imgn

is that someone knocking...oh man that was good

turd with no courage....


I always thought of "dropping ass" as taking a dump

pebbles...better than Bam Bam I guess

moemoe

" I just dropped me guts"

Floatin a biscuit.

Poppin a poo poo valve.

Or my sister simply yells out " BADGER!" every time she lets one go.

SomethingCreative

dropping product

josevolution

A woman at work would always say " he farted a preshit fart when it would smell awful

Phantom Pain

I haven't read the whole thread but my Dad would say..

"What crawled up your ass and died ?"

Chazz

Recently quoted from a 4 year old I know - "woops, gasman's at the door!"

mcthud

I've seen a few people from Maine rip one out in mixed company and say "woops, lost mah grip!" without missing a step. Always get a good laugh out of me.

I remember when I was, like, 17 I was working out and some middle-aged man pooped his pants on the leg press machine. Loudest fart I've ever heard.




......funny in third grade, funny now.

Claireack

I don't think these are funny ones, but maybe it's just up here, we say 'pump' for fart, which made the thread 'Are you pumped for christmas' interesting.

Also hear fuffle around and about.

klusterfuk

mcthud wrote:

I've seen a few people from Maine rip one out in mixed company and say "woops, lost mah grip!" without missing a step. Always get a good laugh out of me.

I remember when I was, like, 17 I was working out and some middle-aged man pooped his pants on the leg press machine. Loudest fart I've ever heard.




......funny in third grade, funny now.

and the loudest fart you ever seen

mcthud

klusterfuk wrote:

mcthud wrote:

I've seen a few people from Maine rip one out in mixed company and say "woops, lost mah grip!" without missing a step. Always get a good laugh out of me.

I remember when I was, like, 17 I was working out and some middle-aged man pooped his pants on the leg press machine. Loudest fart I've ever heard.




......funny in third grade, funny now.

and the loudest fart you ever seen

LOL not quite. He was behind me at the time. Out of sheer stimulus response, I almost broke my neck to turn around and see what the fuck just happened. I figured out what the colossal noise was right about the time we made awkward eye contact as he stood to leave the room.

Horos

Here's a few from my Fathers Day card this year:

The 'Pull my finger" or PMF

The Machine gun

The "Silent but deadly" or SBD

The Shock wave

The Trumpet

The "Big wet one" or BWO

The Carbonater

The Blowtorch

The Oopsie-daisy

The Amplified commode blow

Beer farts.

These are actually kinds of farts listed in my card with full explanations.

hrd2imgn

lost my grip....good stuff

Jukee

My husband calls it poo gas...

rearviewmiror

My mother called it a Trump. still makes me laugh for no good reason.