Farting Ways
I Am High
Glorified G-string
Elder Woman Fell Behind the Counter and Can't Get Up
Wrong Exit
Satan's Dreads
Not for Jews
I've Got the Bends
I Got the Shits
That's a few up to No Code..
aside from not for jews...this is a pretty good list
sorry, not meant to be offensive in any way. i was thinking along the lines of amish paradise. if it offends anyone, my apologies. it wasn't meant that way.
no offense taken, i just think that anti-semetic humor has gotten extremely old when Borat got old...only person who can bring it back would have to be Mel Brooks...
Awesome! My thread has become Politically Incorrect! Ok, instead of Not for Jews (could be offensive to some), how about a South Philly version called Not for Youse.
Spectrum 10/27/09; New Orleans JazzFest 5/1/10; Made in America 9/2/12; WF Center 10/21/13; WF Center 10/22/13; Baltimore Arena 10/27/13; WF Center 4/28/16; WF Center 4/29/16; Fenway Park 8/7/16; Fenway Park 9/2/18; SeaHearNow Asbury Park 9/18/21; Camden 9/14/22
Tres Mtns - TLA 3/23/11; EV - Tower Theatre 6/25/11; Temple of the Dog - Tower Theatre 11/5/16
Awesome! My thread has become Politically Incorrect! Ok, instead of Not for Jews (could be offensive to some), how about a South Philly version called Not for Youse.
I think it is great... people need to lighten up...
2000-10-28 San Bernardino
2003-06-02 Irvine
2003-10-26 Mountain View-Bridge School
2006-07-09 Los Angeles
2006-07-10 Los Angeles
2006-10-22 Mountain View- Bridge School
2008-07-19 UCLA-Who Rock Honors
2009-10-1 Los Angeles-2
2009-10-9 San Diego
OK, apologies advance, but if ever there was one to lighten up over....
I couldn't bring myself to rip a perfectly good pearl jam song, so I've taken a cover...
This is what ended up happening to Johnny Guitar
Last Piss
Oh, where oh where can my willy be?
My baby ripped it away from me
I'm a bustin' now, but it ain't no good
Don't take a piss when ya girl's holding ya wood.
We were makin' out in her daddy's car
We're in the back and I got a bar
Right in my pants, the beast had been fed
I needed a leak, but I got passion instead
I tried to hold on, but when she gripped it tight
I'll never forget the sound that night
The screamin' voice, the busted ass
The painful punch that i felt last.
Oh, where oh where can my willy be?
My baby ripped it away from me
I'm a bustin' now, but it ain't no good
You don't take a piss when ya girl's holding ya wood.
When I woke up, the blood was all around
There were people laughing all around
Something warm flowin' through my groin
But somehow I found my dickie that night
He lifted its head, looked at me and said
"Couldn't you hold on just a little while."
I held it close, wished held that piss
I found the stick that I knew I would miss
But now it's gone, even though I hold it tight
I lost my dick for my life that night
Oh, where oh where can my willy be?
My baby ripped it away from me
I'm a bustin' now, but it ain't no good
Don't take a piss when ya girl's holding ya wood.
Oooh~ ooooh~
Ow, Ow, Ow, ouch...
If anyone wants to punch me in the head for this little piece of toilet humor, see ya at Gibson on Tues & Wed!
OK, apologies advance, but if ever there was one to lighten up over....
I couldn't bring myself to rip a perfectly good pearl jam song, so I've taken a cover...
This is what ended up happening to Johnny Guitar
Last Piss
Oh, where oh where can my willy be?
My baby ripped it away from me
I'm a bustin' now, but it ain't no good
Don't take a piss when ya girl's holding ya wood.
We were makin' out in her daddy's car
We're in the back and I got a bar
Right in my pants, the beast had been fed
I needed a leak, but I got passion instead
I tried to hold on, but when she gripped it tight
I'll never forget the sound that night
The screamin' voice, the busted ass
The painful punch that i felt last.
Oh, where oh where can my willy be?
My baby ripped it away from me
I'm a bustin' now, but it ain't no good
You don't take a piss when ya girl's holding ya wood.
When I woke up, the blood was all around
There were people laughing all around
Something warm flowin' through my groin
But somehow I found my dickie that night
He lifted its head, looked at me and said
"Couldn't you hold on just a little while."
I held it close, wished held that piss
I found the stick that I knew I would miss
But now it's gone, even though I hold it tight
I lost my dick for my life that night
Oh, where oh where can my willy be?
My baby ripped it away from me
I'm a bustin' now, but it ain't no good
Don't take a piss when ya girl's holding ya wood.
Oooh~ ooooh~
Ow, Ow, Ow, ouch...
If anyone wants to punch me in the head for this little piece of toilet humor, see ya at Gibson on Tues & Wed!
YEA! That's horrifying. and Awesome!
Spectrum 10/27/09; New Orleans JazzFest 5/1/10; Made in America 9/2/12; WF Center 10/21/13; WF Center 10/22/13; Baltimore Arena 10/27/13; WF Center 4/28/16; WF Center 4/29/16; Fenway Park 8/7/16; Fenway Park 9/2/18; SeaHearNow Asbury Park 9/18/21; Camden 9/14/22
Tres Mtns - TLA 3/23/11; EV - Tower Theatre 6/25/11; Temple of the Dog - Tower Theatre 11/5/16
White (instead of Black)
Vegetable (instead of Animal)
Letter Man (instead of Better Man)
Twice (instead of Once)
Grow (instead of Go)
Nephew (instead of Daughter)
I Believe in Santa Claus
I Am Fine
Do the Hokey Pokey
Snot for You
Fixadent
In My Pee
Love Boat Bartender
Better Van
Carnivalmirror
Stash of Porns
Last Piss
Satan's Hideabed
Sorry if I repeated any! I just went for it!
“The love received is the love that is saved.”
Key Arena - Sep 22, 2009
Gorge Amphitheatre - Sep 01, 2005
Key Arena - Dec 08, 2002
Classic... i just had to have an attempt at that one.. Sorry - i'm too busy right now to make it better than this... Funny, this is the story of my wife and I and our first year or so together when we were teenagers.
At home, restless, telephone ringing in an otherwise quiet room
Young girl, teenager, centre of a boy’s attention
Father, answers the phone, she cringes,
His word make her cry
The shades go down - it in his head.
Painted room, can’t deny he’s way over protective
Don’t call my daughter – you’re not fit to
She’s too go for you, let me remind you
Don’t call my daughter – you’re not fit to
She’s too go for you, let me remind you
Don’t call her...
She holds his hand when father’s not around
She will sneak out with him anyway...
me and my friends used to do this when backspacer came out... we would swap one word from each song with jizz (thats ejaculate for those who dont know hahaha)
just jizz
amongst the jizz
johnny jizz
speed of jizz
goona see my jizz
got jizz
hahaha you get it.. crude yes but we used to laugh our asses off
Lmao @ Incontinence!! How bout, I like wine, ( I Am Mine) Or.. I always laughed when my brother sang Betterman as Can't find the Cheddar, Man.. And we always said that'd make a great Weird Al song.. Or.. Jeremy's Smoking Crack Today.. ( as a just say no, sorta song)
Uggs It would be perfect cause weird Al can play his accordion
I Got Uggs in my room Uggs on my bed Uggs on my feet their shoelaces on my head :?
WINNER <:-P
"So now, I drink wine." - Milwaukee, WI 10/20/14 "How fortunate were we that we were born in Chicago..." - Rosemont, IL 5/14/15 "The irony is that maybe someday they'll find exactly that... maybe that's a good thing." - Rosemont, IL 5/15/15 "[Unthought Known] wasn't the *worst* thing I'd ever done..." Central Park, NYC 9/26/15 "Cómo se dice 'really high'?" - Mexico City, DF 11/28/15
Comments
no offense taken, i just think that anti-semetic humor has gotten extremely old when Borat got old...only person who can bring it back would have to be Mel Brooks...
Brain of W
Pilates
KFC
Grow Light
Ejaculation
F the Girl
LBC, the Plight of Captain Stubing
Thumbing My (curds and) Whey
Gangrene Disease
i have to stop, this is addicting
WF Center 10/22/13; Baltimore Arena 10/27/13; WF Center 4/28/16; WF Center 4/29/16;
Fenway Park 8/7/16; Fenway Park 9/2/18; SeaHearNow Asbury Park 9/18/21; Camden 9/14/22
Tres Mtns - TLA 3/23/11; EV - Tower Theatre 6/25/11; Temple of the Dog - Tower Theatre 11/5/16
ha ha, dun dun, dun.. EJACULATION!!!
So why be satisfied?
Eating Some Pie (Given To Fly)
My Name Is Urkel (Spin the Black Circle)
I think it is great... people need to lighten up...
2003-06-02 Irvine
2003-10-26 Mountain View-Bridge School
2006-07-09 Los Angeles
2006-07-10 Los Angeles
2006-10-22 Mountain View- Bridge School
2008-07-19 UCLA-Who Rock Honors
2009-10-1 Los Angeles-2
2009-10-9 San Diego
I couldn't bring myself to rip a perfectly good pearl jam song, so I've taken a cover...
This is what ended up happening to Johnny Guitar
Last Piss
Oh, where oh where can my willy be?
My baby ripped it away from me
I'm a bustin' now, but it ain't no good
Don't take a piss when ya girl's holding ya wood.
We were makin' out in her daddy's car
We're in the back and I got a bar
Right in my pants, the beast had been fed
I needed a leak, but I got passion instead
I tried to hold on, but when she gripped it tight
I'll never forget the sound that night
The screamin' voice, the busted ass
The painful punch that i felt last.
Oh, where oh where can my willy be?
My baby ripped it away from me
I'm a bustin' now, but it ain't no good
You don't take a piss when ya girl's holding ya wood.
When I woke up, the blood was all around
There were people laughing all around
Something warm flowin' through my groin
But somehow I found my dickie that night
He lifted its head, looked at me and said
"Couldn't you hold on just a little while."
I held it close, wished held that piss
I found the stick that I knew I would miss
But now it's gone, even though I hold it tight
I lost my dick for my life that night
Oh, where oh where can my willy be?
My baby ripped it away from me
I'm a bustin' now, but it ain't no good
Don't take a piss when ya girl's holding ya wood.
Oooh~ ooooh~
Ow, Ow, Ow, ouch...
If anyone wants to punch me in the head for this little piece of toilet humor, see ya at Gibson on Tues & Wed!
YEA! That's horrifying. and Awesome!
WF Center 10/22/13; Baltimore Arena 10/27/13; WF Center 4/28/16; WF Center 4/29/16;
Fenway Park 8/7/16; Fenway Park 9/2/18; SeaHearNow Asbury Park 9/18/21; Camden 9/14/22
Tres Mtns - TLA 3/23/11; EV - Tower Theatre 6/25/11; Temple of the Dog - Tower Theatre 11/5/16
...ya mixin' eggs...gotta put a little whiskin' on it...."
"Now Johnny he be having lots of donuts
The reason he be smiling known to him"
Vegetable (instead of Animal)
Letter Man (instead of Better Man)
Twice (instead of Once)
Grow (instead of Go)
Nephew (instead of Daughter)
I Am Fine
Do the Hokey Pokey
Snot for You
Fixadent
In My Pee
Love Boat Bartender
Better Van
Carnivalmirror
Stash of Porns
Last Piss
Satan's Hideabed
Sorry if I repeated any! I just went for it!
Key Arena - Sep 22, 2009
Gorge Amphitheatre - Sep 01, 2005
Key Arena - Dec 08, 2002
Brain Of JFK
8/28/98- Camden, NJ
10/31/09- Philly
5/21/10- NYC
9/2/12- Philly, PA
7/19/13- Wrigley
10/19/13- Brooklyn, NY
10/21/13- Philly, PA
10/22/13- Philly, PA
10/27/13- Baltimore, MD
Tres Mts.- 3/23/11- Philly
Eddie Vedder- 6/25/11- Philly
Once I get out of this town
9/29/04;6/27/08;6/30/08;8/23/09;08/24/09;5/17/10
Classic... i just had to have an attempt at that one.. Sorry - i'm too busy right now to make it better than this... Funny, this is the story of my wife and I and our first year or so together when we were teenagers.
At home, restless, telephone ringing in an otherwise quiet room
Young girl, teenager, centre of a boy’s attention
Father, answers the phone, she cringes,
His word make her cry
The shades go down - it in his head.
Painted room, can’t deny he’s way over protective
Don’t call my daughter – you’re not fit to
She’s too go for you, let me remind you
Don’t call my daughter – you’re not fit to
She’s too go for you, let me remind you
Don’t call her...
She holds his hand when father’s not around
She will sneak out with him anyway...
I Got Uggs in my room
Uggs on my bed
Uggs on my feet
their shoelaces on my head :?
8/28/98- Camden, NJ
10/31/09- Philly
5/21/10- NYC
9/2/12- Philly, PA
7/19/13- Wrigley
10/19/13- Brooklyn, NY
10/21/13- Philly, PA
10/22/13- Philly, PA
10/27/13- Baltimore, MD
Tres Mts.- 3/23/11- Philly
Eddie Vedder- 6/25/11- Philly
crazy larry
inside hand job
bed burrito
im wasted
gods lice
just jizz
amongst the jizz
johnny jizz
speed of jizz
goona see my jizz
got jizz
hahaha you get it.. crude yes but we used to laugh our asses off
Playing With Myself (Sleeping By Myself)
Swallowed a Whole Pizza
8/28/98- Camden, NJ
10/31/09- Philly
5/21/10- NYC
9/2/12- Philly, PA
7/19/13- Wrigley
10/19/13- Brooklyn, NY
10/21/13- Philly, PA
10/22/13- Philly, PA
10/27/13- Baltimore, MD
Tres Mts.- 3/23/11- Philly
Eddie Vedder- 6/25/11- Philly
Those that can be trusted can change their mind.
What up G
Don't gimmie no drip
Got none
Why stay
Did I forget
State of sex and lust (NV)
Incontinence!!
How bout,
I like wine, ( I Am Mine)
Or..
I always laughed when my brother sang Betterman as Can't find the Cheddar, Man.. And we always said that'd make a great Weird Al song.. Or..
Jeremy's Smoking Crack Today.. ( as a just say no, sorta song)
"How fortunate were we that we were born in Chicago..." - Rosemont, IL 5/14/15
"The irony is that maybe someday they'll find exactly that... maybe that's a good thing." - Rosemont, IL 5/15/15
"[Unthought Known] wasn't the *worst* thing I'd ever done..." Central Park, NYC 9/26/15
"Cómo se dice 'really high'?" - Mexico City, DF 11/28/15