What are some of your best PJ songs you have done lyrical modifications to?

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edited February 2007 in Words and Music...Communication
I realize this is downright blasphemy but sometimes it is necessary; I have a 3 1/2 year old and have had to say "drop the leash get out of my "freakin'" face", for obvious reasons. Other times I have just found myself in situations like, teaching him to poop on the potty and "drop, drop, droppin' a deuce...oh so gently" must have been uttered from my mouth because it was repeated back to me the next trip to the potty. Finally, I remember singing "have I got a little story for you...eat your hamburger patty or no cookie for you."
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    A part of me died after reading that post.
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    I only died a little, the live part of me thought it was cute :)
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    lmfao! :)
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    Maybe Pearl Jam should make a record for Kids.


    Funny stuff.

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    that is some funny shit right there!!!! LMAO!!!
  • Posts: 1,568
    While potty training you should have sang Go to him.

    "DON'T GO ON ME!!"
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    waif me(?)
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    when i sing along with Satan's Bed, I change the last line from "I'll wait for an angel but I won't hold my breath" to "I'll wait for an angel but I won't wait all day" so it rhymes with the last line "imagine they're busy think i'm doin' okay"
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    Ledbetterman10 wrote:
    when i sing along with Satan's Bed, I change the last line from "I'll wait for an angel but I won't hold my breath" to "I'll wait for an angel but I won't wait all day" so it rhymes with the last line "imagine they're busy think i'm doin' okay"

    ha :)

    and it rhymes with your signature too
    wah
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    angryyoungman wrote:
    waif me(?)

    my copy of In Utero actually says that! it's so fucking lame. My mom bought it for me when we were at k-mart when I was like 12 years old.

    she also once got me an edited version of Warren G's Regulators album. "If I told you once I told you a thousand times mom, you can't buy CDs at a "mart""

    illegal_pants wrote:
    ha :)

    and it rhymes with your signature too

    i'm a poet and I didn't know it


    MrFadedGlory wrote:
    "drop, drop, droppin' a deuce...oh so gently"

    reminds me of when my father potty trained me to CCR songs
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  • Posts: 16,994
    double post
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  • Medford, NY Posts: 1,028
    Ledbetterman10 wrote:
    my version of In Utero actually says that! it's so fucking lame. My mom bought it for me when we were at k-mart when I was like 12 years old.

    she also once got me a edited version of Warren G's Regulators album. "If I told you once I told you a thousand times mom, you can't buy CDs at a "mart""




    i'm a poet and I didn't know it


    (cliche police might cuff me for that one)
    yeah, i remember when that happened, i was like "what the fuck is nirvana doing?" and then cobain killed himself a couple months later, and i realized at that time some brilliant marketing exec probably pitched the idea to them and he didnt give a fuck about anything anymore at that point so he probably was like "whatever"
    i have wished for so long, how i wish for you today
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    finally, FUCK TICKETMASTER
  • Posts: 341
    MrFadedGlory wrote:
    I realize this is downright blasphemy but sometimes it is necessary; I have a 3 1/2 year old and have had to say "drop the leash get out of my "freakin'" face", for obvious reasons. Other times I have just found myself in situations like, teaching him to poop on the potty and "drop, drop, droppin' a deuce...oh so gently" must have been uttered from my mouth because it was repeated back to me the next trip to the potty. Finally, I remember singing "have I got a little story for you...eat your hamburger patty or no cookie for you."
    this is really good stuff!!! so funny! :)
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    over_bends wrote:
    While potty training you should have sang Go to him.

    "DON'T GO ON ME!!"

    rofl...on a number of occasions actually
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