What are some of your best PJ songs you have done lyrical modifications to?

MrFadedGlory

I realize this is downright blasphemy but sometimes it is necessary; I have a 3 1/2 year old and have had to say "drop the leash get out of my "freakin'" face", for obvious reasons. Other times I have just found myself in situations like, teaching him to poop on the potty and "drop, drop, droppin' a deuce...oh so gently" must have been uttered from my mouth because it was repeated back to me the next trip to the potty. Finally, I remember singing "have I got a little story for you...eat your hamburger patty or no cookie for you."

DOSW

A part of me died after reading that post.

leavin here

I only died a little, the live part of me thought it was cute

wolfbear

lmfao!

luxpjamer

Maybe Pearl Jam should make a record for Kids.


Funny stuff.

:D:D

bacchanal

that is some funny shit right there!!!! LMAO!!!

over bends

While potty training you should have sang Go to him.

"DON'T GO ON ME!!"

Brez

...........

angryyoungman

waif me(?)

Ledbetterman10

when i sing along with Satan's Bed, I change the last line from "I'll wait for an angel but I won't hold my breath" to "I'll wait for an angel but I won't wait all day" so it rhymes with the last line "imagine they're busy think i'm doin' okay"

illegal pants

Ledbetterman10 wrote:

when i sing along with Satan's Bed, I change the last line from "I'll wait for an angel but I won't hold my breath" to "I'll wait for an angel but I won't wait all day" so it rhymes with the last line "imagine they're busy think i'm doin' okay"

ha

and it rhymes with your signature too

Ledbetterman10

angryyoungman wrote:

waif me(?)

my copy of In Utero actually says that! it's so fucking lame. My mom bought it for me when we were at k-mart when I was like 12 years old.

she also once got me an edited version of Warren G's Regulators album. "If I told you once I told you a thousand times mom, you can't buy CDs at a "mart""

illegal_pants wrote:

ha

and it rhymes with your signature too

i'm a poet and I didn't know it

MrFadedGlory wrote:

"drop, drop, droppin' a deuce...oh so gently"

reminds me of when my father potty trained me to CCR songs

Ledbetterman10

double post

angryyoungman

Ledbetterman10 wrote:

my version of In Utero actually says that! it's so fucking lame. My mom bought it for me when we were at k-mart when I was like 12 years old.

she also once got me a edited version of Warren G's Regulators album. "If I told you once I told you a thousand times mom, you can't buy CDs at a "mart""




i'm a poet and I didn't know it


(cliche police might cuff me for that one)

yeah, i remember when that happened, i was like "what the fuck is nirvana doing?" and then cobain killed himself a couple months later, and i realized at that time some brilliant marketing exec probably pitched the idea to them and he didnt give a fuck about anything anymore at that point so he probably was like "whatever"

ShE.dREAmS.in.CoLOr

MrFadedGlory wrote:

I realize this is downright blasphemy but sometimes it is necessary; I have a 3 1/2 year old and have had to say "drop the leash get out of my "freakin'" face", for obvious reasons. Other times I have just found myself in situations like, teaching him to poop on the potty and "drop, drop, droppin' a deuce...oh so gently" must have been uttered from my mouth because it was repeated back to me the next trip to the potty. Finally, I remember singing "have I got a little story for you...eat your hamburger patty or no cookie for you."

this is really good stuff!!! so funny!

MrFadedGlory

over_bends wrote:

While potty training you should have sang Go to him.

"DON'T GO ON ME!!"

rofl...on a number of occasions actually