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redmosquito84redmosquito84 Posts: 70
edited July 2007 in Words and Music...Communication
We're having a contest at work to see who can come up with the song that has the cheesiest lyrics. The rules are that it has to have been on American airwaves at some point, past or present. So far I've come up with "Soul Meets Body" by Death Cab for Cutie but I could really use some help.

Let me know if you can think of anything.

THANK YOU!!

~Jill


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    rudiger10rudiger10 Posts: 129
    It's not that cheesy, just very childish. idk if its ever been played on airwaves, but the song "contact" by phish "the tires are the things on the car that make contact with the road."

    and of course this is why i'm hott (no explanation necessary)
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    redmosquito84redmosquito84 Posts: 70
    Yes, both good options. Thank you!

    I also thought of Truly, Madly, Deeply by Savage Garden...


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    bummed is what you are when you go out toyour car and its been towed!!!!!!!!!!!
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    my2handsmy2hands Posts: 17,117
    "i didnt know soap made you taller" :D
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    slightofjeffslightofjeff Posts: 7,757
    my2hands wrote:
    "i didnt know soap made you taller" :D

    shut up. I love that line!!! :)
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    LONGRDLONGRD Posts: 6,036
    Nickleback's song/lyrics are made of grade-A cheese.
    i was driving & some classic pop-rock station was playing a N'back sonhg called "Rockstar." It was just plain awful. I googled the lyrics & wouldn't you know it sucks.

    I'm through with standin' in line
    to clubs I'll never get in
    It's like the bottom of the ninth
    and I'm never gonna win
    this life hasn't turned out
    quite the way I want it to be
    (Tell me what you want)

    I want a brand new house
    on an episode of Cribs
    And a bathroom I can play baseball in
    And a king size tub big enough
    for ten plus me
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    rudiger10rudiger10 Posts: 129
    LongRd. wrote:
    Nickleback's song/lyrics are made of grade-A cheese.
    i was driving & some classic pop-rock station was playing a N'back sonhg called "Rockstar." I was just plain awful. I googled the lyrics & wouldn't you know it sucks.

    I'm through with standin' in line
    to clubs I'll never get in
    It's like the bottom of the ninth
    and I'm never gonna win
    this life hasn't turned out
    quite the way I want it to be
    (Tell me what you want)

    I want a brand new house
    on an episode of Cribs
    And a bathroom I can play baseball in
    And a king size tub big enough
    for ten plus me
    hahahahahahhahaahahahahah WOW!!!! i am reminded of some of the poems i wrote, IN 4TH GRADE. they should just LEAVE the music buisness, i would jump for joy on that day
    My god its been so long, never dreamed we'd return.
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    Get_RightGet_Right Posts: 12,479
    love boat captiain take the reins
    steer us toward the clear


    wow are those cheesy
    makes me think of isaac the bartender every time
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    SwitchSwitch Posts: 119
    Animals by Nickleback takes the win. Or maybe Next Contestant.

    Google the lyrics and see that i'm right.
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    SnakeSnake Posts: 2,605
    LongRd. wrote:
    Nickleback's song/lyrics are made of grade-A cheese.
    i was driving & some classic pop-rock station was playing a N'back sonhg called "Rockstar." I was just plain awful. I googled the lyrics & wouldn't you know it sucks.

    I'm through with standin' in line
    to clubs I'll never get in
    It's like the bottom of the ninth
    and I'm never gonna win
    this life hasn't turned out
    quite the way I want it to be
    (Tell me what you want)

    I want a brand new house
    on an episode of Cribs
    And a bathroom I can play baseball in
    And a king size tub big enough
    for ten plus me
    I HATE the song Sooooooo much!!!! lol
    Every time it comes on the radio I just casually but quickly turn the station and say "I hate that song" to whoever is in the car with me (even if theres only commercials on the other stations)
    I'd says thats a good choice!!
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    redmosquito84redmosquito84 Posts: 70
    Thanks everyone! Nickelback is quite possibly the worst band in the world...or a close second to Creed.

    Someone mentioned "Rock Lobster" by the B-52's...it's pretty cheesy as well.


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    sweetpotatosweetpotato Posts: 1,278
    redmosquito84 wrote:
    We're having a contest at work to see who can come up with the song that has the cheesiest lyrics. The rules are that it has to have been on American airwaves at some point, past or present. So far I've come up with "Soul Meets Body" by Death Cab for Cutie but I could really use some help.

    Let me know if you can think of anything.

    THANK YOU!!

    ~Jill

    I can tell how young you guys are! Ha! How about something a bit older, say, from the 70's...

    Have you never been mellow?
    Have you never tried
    To find a comfort from inside you?
    Have you never been happy
    Just to hear a song?
    Have you never let someone else be strong?

    Ahhh, NOTHING churns up the bile like a tune by Olivia Newton John.
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    Bushleaguer28Bushleaguer28 Posts: 776
    redmosquito84 wrote:
    Thanks everyone! Nickelback is quite possibly the worst band in the world...or a close second to Creed.

    Someone mentioned "Rock Lobster" by the B-52's...it's pretty cheesy as well.

    i agree about rock lobster but i think the B-52's were almost cheesy on purpose. Part of their shtick IMO
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    vedderfan10vedderfan10 Posts: 2,497
    Van Halen - Why Can't this be Love -- "Only time will tell if we stand the test of time"....?????! I dont' know if that's supposed to be deep or stupid...I think stupid wins...


    Brace yourselves...and grab a bucket!

    Of course, there's that horrible "never been to me" song from the early 80's.."You know what truth is? It's that little baby you're holding and the father is same man that you're going to go home to and make love to tonight..." Blechhhhh!! What's another line from that song, "I've been undressed by kings and I've seen some things that a woman ain't s'posda see, I've been to paradise, but I've never been to me...."
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    Dirtie_FrankDirtie_Frank Posts: 1,348
    redmosquito84 wrote:
    Thanks everyone! Nickelback is quite possibly the worst band in the world...or a close second to Creed.

    Someone mentioned "Rock Lobster" by the B-52's...it's pretty cheesy as well.
    That song was awesome in Family Guy though
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    pjfan31pjfan31 Posts: 7,331
    U2 "mole living in a hole" then i think there was a song by someone called Desree, I dont know if it has been in America, i thinks she could be english.
    The song is called Life,

    "I don't want to see a ghost,
    it's a sight that I fear most
    I'd rather have a piece of toast and
    watch the evening news"

    Whether or not it has been on American radio, i think this deserves a mention
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    eclecticeclectic Posts: 244
    Almost all lyrics by STYX were truly vomitworthy , here is an example:

    PUT ME ON
    (Album - Crystal Ball,1976)

    (James Young, Tommy Shaw, Dennis DeYoung)


    Put me on I'm your brand new record album
    Side one, cut one listen to the songs
    Play me loud don't you worry 'bout your nieghbors
    Hope I make you feel good all day long
    All day long

    Put me on and play me loud
    I'm the madman screaming in your living room
    I'll soon be coming to your town
    To sing and play a little tune

    I said put me on and playme loud
    Turn your stereo up all the way
    ALL THE WAY
    Now your body's immersed in sound
    So hear the synthesizers play

    And now you're in the mood
    Let the melody just drift your cares away
    It's got to do you good
    As it mesmerizes you in its own way
    So drift away...
    'All the rusted signs,we ignore throughout our lives,
    Choosing the shiny ones instead'

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    vedderfan10vedderfan10 Posts: 2,497
    I am embarrassed that Larry Gowan is their new lead singer. I used to love him...but I really dislike Styx in the worst way...ugh...
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    CollinCollin Posts: 4,932
    I could stay awake just to hear you breathing
    Watch you smile while you are sleeping
    While you're far away and dreaming
    I could spend my life in this sweet surrender
    I could stay lost in this moment forever
    Well, every moment spent with you
    Is a moment I treasure
    I don't wanna close my eyes
    I don't wanna fall asleep
    'Cause I'd miss you, baby
    And I don't wanna miss a thing
    'Cause even when I dream of you
    The sweetest dream would never do
    I'd still miss you, baby
    And I don't wanna miss a thing
    Lying close to you
    Feeling your heart beating
    And I'm wondering what you're dreaming
    Wondering if it's me you're seeing
    Then I kiss your eyes and thank God we're together
    And I just wanna stay with you
    In this moment forever, forever and ever
    I don't wanna close my eyes
    I don't wanna fall asleep
    'Cause I'd miss you, baby
    And I don't wanna miss a thing
    'Cause even when I dream of you
    The sweetest dream would never do
    I'd still miss you, baby
    And I don't wanna miss a thing
    I don't wanna miss one smile
    I don't wanna miss one kiss
    Well, I just wanna be with you
    Right here with you, just like this
    I just wanna hold you close
    Feel your heart so close to mine
    And just stay here in this moment
    For all the rest of time
    Don't wanna close my eyes
    Don't wanna fall asleep
    'Cause I'd miss you, baby
    And I don't wanna miss a thing
    'Cause even when I dream of you
    The sweetest dream would never do
    'Cause I'd still miss you, baby
    And I don't wanna miss a thing
    I don't wanna close my eyes
    I don't wanna fall asleep
    'Cause I'd miss you, baby
    And I don't wanna miss a thing
    'Cause even when I dream of you
    The sweetest dream would never do
    I'd still miss you, baby
    And I don't wanna miss a thing
    Don't wanna close my eyes
    Don't wanna fall asleep, yeah
    I don't wanna miss a thing
    I don't wanna miss a thing
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