Cheesy Song Lyrics??

redmosquito84

We're having a contest at work to see who can come up with the song that has the cheesiest lyrics. The rules are that it has to have been on American airwaves at some point, past or present. So far I've come up with "Soul Meets Body" by Death Cab for Cutie but I could really use some help.

Let me know if you can think of anything.

THANK YOU!!

~Jill

rudiger10

It's not that cheesy, just very childish. idk if its ever been played on airwaves, but the song "contact" by phish "the tires are the things on the car that make contact with the road."

and of course this is why i'm hott (no explanation necessary)

redmosquito84

Yes, both good options. Thank you!

I also thought of Truly, Madly, Deeply by Savage Garden...

satansbedbugs

bummed is what you are when you go out toyour car and its been towed!!!!!!!!!!!

my2hands

"i didnt know soap made you taller"

slightofjeff

my2hands wrote:

"i didnt know soap made you taller"

shut up. I love that line!!!

LONGRD

Nickleback's song/lyrics are made of grade-A cheese.
i was driving & some classic pop-rock station was playing a N'back sonhg called "Rockstar." It was just plain awful. I googled the lyrics & wouldn't you know it sucks.

I'm through with standin' in line
to clubs I'll never get in
It's like the bottom of the ninth
and I'm never gonna win
this life hasn't turned out
quite the way I want it to be
(Tell me what you want)

I want a brand new house
on an episode of Cribs
And a bathroom I can play baseball in
And a king size tub big enough
for ten plus me

rudiger10

LongRd. wrote:

Nickleback's song/lyrics are made of grade-A cheese.
i was driving & some classic pop-rock station was playing a N'back sonhg called "Rockstar." I was just plain awful. I googled the lyrics & wouldn't you know it sucks.

I'm through with standin' in line
to clubs I'll never get in
It's like the bottom of the ninth
and I'm never gonna win
this life hasn't turned out
quite the way I want it to be
(Tell me what you want)

I want a brand new house
on an episode of Cribs
And a bathroom I can play baseball in
And a king size tub big enough
for ten plus me

hahahahahahhahaahahahahah WOW!!!! i am reminded of some of the poems i wrote, IN 4TH GRADE. they should just LEAVE the music buisness, i would jump for joy on that day

Get_Right

love boat captiain take the reins
steer us toward the clear


wow are those cheesy
makes me think of isaac the bartender every time

Switch

Animals by Nickleback takes the win. Or maybe Next Contestant.

Google the lyrics and see that i'm right.

Snake

LongRd. wrote:

Nickleback's song/lyrics are made of grade-A cheese.
i was driving & some classic pop-rock station was playing a N'back sonhg called "Rockstar." I was just plain awful. I googled the lyrics & wouldn't you know it sucks.

I'm through with standin' in line
to clubs I'll never get in
It's like the bottom of the ninth
and I'm never gonna win
this life hasn't turned out
quite the way I want it to be
(Tell me what you want)

I want a brand new house
on an episode of Cribs
And a bathroom I can play baseball in
And a king size tub big enough
for ten plus me

I HATE the song Sooooooo much!!!! lol
Every time it comes on the radio I just casually but quickly turn the station and say "I hate that song" to whoever is in the car with me (even if theres only commercials on the other stations)
I'd says thats a good choice!!

redmosquito84

Thanks everyone! Nickelback is quite possibly the worst band in the world...or a close second to Creed.

Someone mentioned "Rock Lobster" by the B-52's...it's pretty cheesy as well.

sweetpotato

redmosquito84 wrote:

We're having a contest at work to see who can come up with the song that has the cheesiest lyrics. The rules are that it has to have been on American airwaves at some point, past or present. So far I've come up with "Soul Meets Body" by Death Cab for Cutie but I could really use some help.

Let me know if you can think of anything.

THANK YOU!!

~Jill

I can tell how young you guys are! Ha! How about something a bit older, say, from the 70's...

Have you never been mellow?
Have you never tried
To find a comfort from inside you?
Have you never been happy
Just to hear a song?
Have you never let someone else be strong?

Ahhh, NOTHING churns up the bile like a tune by Olivia Newton John.

Bushleaguer28

redmosquito84 wrote:

Thanks everyone! Nickelback is quite possibly the worst band in the world...or a close second to Creed.

Someone mentioned "Rock Lobster" by the B-52's...it's pretty cheesy as well.

i agree about rock lobster but i think the B-52's were almost cheesy on purpose. Part of their shtick IMO

vedderfan10

Van Halen - Why Can't this be Love -- "Only time will tell if we stand the test of time"....?????! I dont' know if that's supposed to be deep or stupid...I think stupid wins...


Brace yourselves...and grab a bucket!

Of course, there's that horrible "never been to me" song from the early 80's.."You know what truth is? It's that little baby you're holding and the father is same man that you're going to go home to and make love to tonight..." Blechhhhh!! What's another line from that song, "I've been undressed by kings and I've seen some things that a woman ain't s'posda see, I've been to paradise, but I've never been to me...."

Dirtie_Frank

redmosquito84 wrote:

Thanks everyone! Nickelback is quite possibly the worst band in the world...or a close second to Creed.

Someone mentioned "Rock Lobster" by the B-52's...it's pretty cheesy as well.

That song was awesome in Family Guy though

pjfan31

U2 "mole living in a hole" then i think there was a song by someone called Desree, I dont know if it has been in America, i thinks she could be english.
The song is called Life,

"I don't want to see a ghost,
it's a sight that I fear most
I'd rather have a piece of toast and
watch the evening news"

Whether or not it has been on American radio, i think this deserves a mention

eclectic

Almost all lyrics by STYX were truly vomitworthy , here is an example:

PUT ME ON
(Album - Crystal Ball,1976)

(James Young, Tommy Shaw, Dennis DeYoung)


Put me on I'm your brand new record album
Side one, cut one listen to the songs
Play me loud don't you worry 'bout your nieghbors
Hope I make you feel good all day long
All day long

Put me on and play me loud
I'm the madman screaming in your living room
I'll soon be coming to your town
To sing and play a little tune

I said put me on and playme loud
Turn your stereo up all the way
ALL THE WAY
Now your body's immersed in sound
So hear the synthesizers play

And now you're in the mood
Let the melody just drift your cares away
It's got to do you good
As it mesmerizes you in its own way
So drift away...

vedderfan10

I am embarrassed that Larry Gowan is their new lead singer. I used to love him...but I really dislike Styx in the worst way...ugh...

Collin

I could stay awake just to hear you breathing
Watch you smile while you are sleeping
While you're far away and dreaming
I could spend my life in this sweet surrender
I could stay lost in this moment forever
Well, every moment spent with you
Is a moment I treasure
I don't wanna close my eyes
I don't wanna fall asleep
'Cause I'd miss you, baby
And I don't wanna miss a thing
'Cause even when I dream of you
The sweetest dream would never do
I'd still miss you, baby
And I don't wanna miss a thing
Lying close to you
Feeling your heart beating
And I'm wondering what you're dreaming
Wondering if it's me you're seeing
Then I kiss your eyes and thank God we're together
And I just wanna stay with you
In this moment forever, forever and ever
I don't wanna close my eyes
I don't wanna fall asleep
'Cause I'd miss you, baby
And I don't wanna miss a thing
'Cause even when I dream of you
The sweetest dream would never do
I'd still miss you, baby
And I don't wanna miss a thing
I don't wanna miss one smile
I don't wanna miss one kiss
Well, I just wanna be with you
Right here with you, just like this
I just wanna hold you close
Feel your heart so close to mine
And just stay here in this moment
For all the rest of time
Don't wanna close my eyes
Don't wanna fall asleep
'Cause I'd miss you, baby
And I don't wanna miss a thing
'Cause even when I dream of you
The sweetest dream would never do
'Cause I'd still miss you, baby
And I don't wanna miss a thing
I don't wanna close my eyes
I don't wanna fall asleep
'Cause I'd miss you, baby
And I don't wanna miss a thing
'Cause even when I dream of you
The sweetest dream would never do
I'd still miss you, baby
And I don't wanna miss a thing
Don't wanna close my eyes
Don't wanna fall asleep, yeah
I don't wanna miss a thing
I don't wanna miss a thing