You know what else could draw a crowd? A golfer with an arm growing out his ASS!!
Just stay out of my way... or you'll pay! LISTEN to what I say!
Hey, why don't I just go eat some hay, make things out of clay, lay by the bay? I just may! What'd ya say?
"You know the Mista Mista lady?"
"Yeah."
"I think I just killed her."
Billy Madison is better.
"Although Mortal Kombat is a very good game, I think Donkey Kong is better."
"Donkey Kong sucks."
Ya know something, YOU SUCK!
7/2/06 - Denver, CO
6/12/08 - Tampa, FL
8/23/09 - Chicago, IL
9/28/09 - Salt Lake City, UT (11 years too long!!!)
9/03/11 - East Troy, WI - PJ20 - Night 1
9/04/11 - East Troy, WI - PJ20 - Night 2
Chubbs: "it's all in the hips, its all in the hips"
Happy: "get off me!"
Chubbs: "just easin' the tension, baby"
Happy: "well go ease it on someone else."
jajajajaj I always do that thing on my friends when we re playing pool, bowling, soccer etc, so funny to see their reactions jajajajaja
Chubbs: "it's all in the hips, its all in the hips"
Happy: "get off me!"
Chubbs: "just easin' the tension, baby"
Happy: "well go ease it on someone else."
jajajajaj I always do that thing on my friends when we re playing pool, bowling, soccer etc, so funny to see their reactions jajajajaja
is jajajajaja sort of like hahahahaha for people who speak spanish?
Chubbs: "it's all in the hips, its all in the hips"
Happy: "get off me!"
Chubbs: "just easin' the tension, baby"
Happy: "well go ease it on someone else."
jajajajaj I always do that thing on my friends when we re playing pool, bowling, soccer etc, so funny to see their reactions jajajajaja
is jajajajaja sort of like hahahahaha for people who speak spanish?
Ci!
JAJAJAJAJA!!!
7/2/06 - Denver, CO
6/12/08 - Tampa, FL
8/23/09 - Chicago, IL
9/28/09 - Salt Lake City, UT (11 years too long!!!)
9/03/11 - East Troy, WI - PJ20 - Night 1
9/04/11 - East Troy, WI - PJ20 - Night 2
Shooter McGavin: Just stay out of my way... or you'll pay! LISTEN to what I say!
Happy Gilmore: Hey, why don't I just go eat some hay, make things out of clay, lay by the bay? I just may! What'd ya say?
Plus, to this day, any time one of my friends or I sees a limo, we say: "Must be Burt Reynolds or something."
everybody wants the most they can possibly get
for the least they could possibly do
Mr. Larson's shirt at one of the events: Guns don't kill people, I DO.
18th green after scaffolding falls:
"That's alright Happy, we'll get this cleaned up and you can finish tomorrow"
Shooter: "Oh no I had to hit my ball off of Frankensteins foot, he has to play it where it lies".......
If you have a chance to make life better for others, and fail to do so, you are wasting your time on this earth.
8/28/98- Camden, NJ
10/31/09- Philly
5/21/10- NYC
9/2/12- Philly, PA
7/19/13- Wrigley
10/19/13- Brooklyn, NY
10/21/13- Philly, PA
10/22/13- Philly, PA
10/27/13- Baltimore, MD
4/28/16- Philly, PA
4/29/16- Philly, PA
5/1/16- NYC
5/2/16- NYC
9/2/18- Boston, MA
9/4/18- Boston, MA
9/14/22- Camden, NJ
9/7/24- Philly, PA
9/9/24- Philly, PA
Tres Mts.- 3/23/11- Philly. PA
Eddie Vedder- 6/25/11- Philly, PA
RNDM- 3/9/16- Philly, PA
Showed my kids the original. They loved it. So funny. I’m in Chattanooga yesterday at the aquarium and they are having a silent auction of items to benefit the animals. Saw this:
"You don't like you r home?!? SUCK MY WHITE ASS BALL!!!"
Another part I love is when Virginia says to the Pres of the PGA that "he's a little rough around the edges, let me work with him." and in the background is Happy yelling "PIECE OF MONKEY BLEEEEEEP!" on the television.
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You know what else could draw a crowd? A golfer with an arm growing out his ASS!!
Just stay out of my way... or you'll pay! LISTEN to what I say!
Hey, why don't I just go eat some hay, make things out of clay, lay by the bay? I just may! What'd ya say?
Ya know something, YOU SUCK!
6/12/08 - Tampa, FL
8/23/09 - Chicago, IL
9/28/09 - Salt Lake City, UT (11 years too long!!!)
9/03/11 - East Troy, WI - PJ20 - Night 1
9/04/11 - East Troy, WI - PJ20 - Night 2
jajajajaj I always do that thing on my friends when we re playing pool, bowling, soccer etc, so funny to see their reactions jajajajaja
is jajajajaja sort of like hahahahaha for people who speak spanish?
Ci!
6/12/08 - Tampa, FL
8/23/09 - Chicago, IL
9/28/09 - Salt Lake City, UT (11 years too long!!!)
9/03/11 - East Troy, WI - PJ20 - Night 1
9/04/11 - East Troy, WI - PJ20 - Night 2
Happy Gilmore: Hey, why don't I just go eat some hay, make things out of clay, lay by the bay? I just may! What'd ya say?
Plus, to this day, any time one of my friends or I sees a limo, we say: "Must be Burt Reynolds or something."
for the least they could possibly do
I still say that during my moments of frustration. Always gets a laugh and makes me feel a little better.
I wave to all my Friends... Yeah!
Happy: He shouldn't have been standing there.
18th green after scaffolding falls:
"That's alright Happy, we'll get this cleaned up and you can finish tomorrow"
Shooter: "Oh no I had to hit my ball off of Frankensteins foot, he has to play it where it lies".......
Roberto Clemente.
Wish you were here...
♥~RIP Dad
10/31/09- Philly
5/21/10- NYC
9/2/12- Philly, PA
7/19/13- Wrigley
10/19/13- Brooklyn, NY
10/21/13- Philly, PA
10/22/13- Philly, PA
10/27/13- Baltimore, MD
4/28/16- Philly, PA
4/29/16- Philly, PA
5/1/16- NYC
5/2/16- NYC
9/2/18- Boston, MA
9/4/18- Boston, MA
9/14/22- Camden, NJ
9/7/24- Philly, PA
9/9/24- Philly, PA
Eddie Vedder- 6/25/11- Philly, PA
RNDM- 3/9/16- Philly, PA
Shooter: "That's great! You can count!"
Mr. Larsen: " And you can count. On me. Waiting for you in the parking lot!"
Another part I love is when Virginia says to the Pres of the PGA that "he's a little rough around the edges, let me work with him." and in the background is Happy yelling "PIECE OF MONKEY BLEEEEEEP!" on the television.
I'm looking forward to this.