Australia and NZ tour rumours going around Part 2 (No Bullshit)

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  • SamuleSamule Posts: 3,231
    you know those things are totally random and crap, you could type the same name in 3 times and come up with three different names right.

    hence sam and ed having the same.
    Your just jealous you got bulky ass

    Old name: Glenn Threefish10

    Endearing pet name:

    Bulky Ass
  • SamuleSamule Posts: 3,231
    leigh wrote:
    So I met a bunch of cool people off the message pit in the USA. They basically threatened me that I had to start posting.... So I will.
    I'll just go back and read through this thread from the beginning and then I'll be back ..... ;)


    BTW Sam .. you owe me $60 or so i think it is ....
    Although my bags haven't arrived back from the USA yet so hang off until I have the goods in my hands :)
    I thought all the cool people from the message pit were in Australia though?? Hmm....
    Thanks heaps mate, i shall be up soon, we shall drink, i say you come down to max's going away thingo..
  • SamuleSamule Posts: 3,231
    Kelly Slater just won the J-Bay Billabong Pro..He's the only top 45 surfer to win an event this year. 4 out of 5 he's got. number 9 look out!
  • illegal pantsillegal pants Posts: 13,471
    What's your Pirate Name? :D

    http://gangstaname.com/pirate_name.php

    I'm Cap'n Dora Snaggletooth :eek: (that's using my first name and surname)

    "Tripod" Angie Straw

    oh my
    wah
  • ZiggyStarZiggyStar Posts: 14,328
    "Tripod" Angie Straw

    oh my

    MINE'S BORING! I got Cap'n Anne Buttscar (which is pretty fucking close to my actual sister's name -- Anne Butler!! :eek: )
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  • yellowled24yellowled24 Posts: 3,118
    I put in my maiden name on that pirate thingy and got.....

    ......Butterfingers Edward :eek: :D
    "....and was very surprised to see that he didnt actually have a recipe for anus-ankle soup." - Big Ed
  • SamuleSamule Posts: 3,231
    Just called in sick for work, went to do an exam started it, then they said they don't want me to do it cause of my eye, so now i've seen the exam which i have to do later on :D and i've a whole day! Whose ready to whore with me!!
  • yellowled24yellowled24 Posts: 3,118
    Samule wrote:
    Just called in sick for work, went to do an exam started it, then they said they don't want me to do it cause of my eye, so now i've seen the exam which i have to do later on :D and i've a whole day! Whose ready to whore with me!!
    Yay for you Chunky Tits :D

    You really should get some ointment for your eye though....
    "....and was very surprised to see that he didnt actually have a recipe for anus-ankle soup." - Big Ed
  • yellowled24yellowled24 Posts: 3,118
    Stuff the Pirate names...get yourself a SMURF NAME!!

    http://lowchensaustralia.com/names/smurfname.htm

    Im Hannibal Smurf :eek:
    "....and was very surprised to see that he didnt actually have a recipe for anus-ankle soup." - Big Ed
  • E.KE.K New South Wales, Australia Posts: 7,726
    Raspy Smurf :eek:
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  • yellowled24yellowled24 Posts: 3,118
    E.K wrote:
    Raspy Smurf :eek:
    Do you smoke? :D

    Kylie is "As seen on TV Smurf"...haha :D
    "....and was very surprised to see that he didnt actually have a recipe for anus-ankle soup." - Big Ed
  • SamuleSamule Posts: 3,231
    Yay for you Chunky Tits :D

    You really should get some ointment for your eye though....
    I stol... I mean borrowed some from work yesterday :D
  • yellowled24yellowled24 Posts: 3,118
    Samule wrote:
    I stol... I mean borrowed some from work yesterday :D
    Hey, you know that movie Knocked Up?
    Ive just got images of when they all get 'Pink Eye'...haha.....:D
    "....and was very surprised to see that he didnt actually have a recipe for anus-ankle soup." - Big Ed
  • SamuleSamule Posts: 3,231
    Online banking details and passwords anyone??
    I'm Trusty Smurf
  • Oz JammerOz Jammer Posts: 9,858
    Fundamentalist Smurf :eek:
  • yellowled24yellowled24 Posts: 3,118
    Samule wrote:
    Online banking details and passwords anyone??
    I'm Trusty Smurf
    Trusted to get Pink Eye? :p
    "....and was very surprised to see that he didnt actually have a recipe for anus-ankle soup." - Big Ed
  • SamuleSamule Posts: 3,231
    Haha, i wonder if Brendan is "Solid Smurf" :p
  • E.KE.K New South Wales, Australia Posts: 7,726
    Do you smoke? :D

    Kylie is "As seen on TV Smurf"...haha :D

    No but I get asthma sometimes :eek:
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  • yellowled24yellowled24 Posts: 3,118
    Oz Jammer wrote:
    Fundamentalist Smurf :eek:
    Hey
    Rob, I entered your Pit name and it came up with Cleft Palate Smurf :D:D
    "....and was very surprised to see that he didnt actually have a recipe for anus-ankle soup." - Big Ed
  • SamuleSamule Posts: 3,231
    Hey, you know that movie Knocked Up?
    Ive just got images of when they all get 'Pink Eye'...haha.....:D
    I havn't seen it :(
  • SamuleSamule Posts: 3,231
    I'm the same as Stone. :D
    Ed, Stone, Who's gonna copy me next??
  • yellowled24yellowled24 Posts: 3,118
    Samule wrote:
    I havn't seen it :(
    Oh you should! Its really funny!

    They all get Pink Eye from farting onto each others pillows.....
    "....and was very surprised to see that he didnt actually have a recipe for anus-ankle soup." - Big Ed
  • SamuleSamule Posts: 3,231
    Glenn's Pit name is the best :(
    Pimpin' Smurf.
  • SamuleSamule Posts: 3,231
    Oh you should! Its really funny!

    They all get Pink Eye from farting onto each others pillows.....
    Haha, sounds like i'll have to see this movie sometime. Thats the one with the apparently really graphic birth scene at the end?
  • yellowled24yellowled24 Posts: 3,118
    LMAO :D

    I just put in Poo Fart and it came up with the same as Eileen got....
    E.K...are you really a poo fart :D??
    (im sorry, I know I act like a little kid sometimes..)
    "....and was very surprised to see that he didnt actually have a recipe for anus-ankle soup." - Big Ed
  • SamuleSamule Posts: 3,231
    LMAO :D

    I just put in Poo Fart and it came up with the same as Eileen got....
    E.K...are you really a poo fart :D??
    (im sorry, I know I act like a little kid sometimes..)
    Haha, thats pretty funny..
    Raspy Smurf-Do you smoke through your bum?
  • yellowled24yellowled24 Posts: 3,118
    Samule wrote:
    Haha, sounds like i'll have to see this movie sometime. Thats the one with the apparently really graphic birth scene at the end?
    Its not too bad, all you see is the babys head crowning, but its all fake so really nothing like the real thing...dont worry ;)

    My favourite scene was when one of the guys has a go at his friend for shaving his pubes in the toilet...he claimed that last time he "took a shit" it ended up looking like a stuffed animal (or something).
    Its really quite funny....
    "....and was very surprised to see that he didnt actually have a recipe for anus-ankle soup." - Big Ed
  • yellowled24yellowled24 Posts: 3,118
    Samule wrote:
    Haha, thats pretty funny..
    Raspy Smurf-Do you smoke through your bum?
    :D Or does she 'bum suck'.....BA-HAHAHAHA :D
    "....and was very surprised to see that he didnt actually have a recipe for anus-ankle soup." - Big Ed
  • E.KE.K New South Wales, Australia Posts: 7,726
    Samule wrote:
    Haha, sounds like i'll have to see this movie sometime. Thats the one with the apparently really graphic birth scene at the end?

    The graphic birth scene is only for about two seconds. They show a close up of a stretched vagina with the baby's head just about to come out. :o
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  • threefish10threefish10 Posts: 7,392
    Samule wrote:
    Haha, sounds like i'll have to see this movie sometime. Thats the one with the apparently really graphic birth scene at the end?


    yeap, crowning action.

    it's hot
    condescending and sarcastic since 1980
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