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Australia and NZ tour rumours going around Part 2 (No Bullshit)

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  • ozsmalltowngirlozsmalltowngirl Posts: 14,362
    Samule wrote:
    no
    good :)
    How do you know.....are you one of the chicks that called me? :eek:
  • SamuleSamule Posts: 3,231
    good :)
    How do you know.....are you one of the chicks that called me? :eek:
    no
  • SamuleSamule Posts: 3,231
    OK :) I'm quite happy to do that.

    When I stayed in Sydney...and Rob stayed with me....I actually offered him my bed and said I'd have the couch - besides the fact he was my guest - he's a giant and would've had more room in the bed :)
    BUUUT....Rob being such a gentleman, took the couch :)

    I should have known NOT to expect that of you, Sammy D :D
    Shit, your getting to know me to well..
  • ozsmalltowngirlozsmalltowngirl Posts: 14,362
    Samule wrote:
    Shit, your getting to know me to well..
    :D

    I wonder if I can find some accommodation with NO beds?? Just couches :D
  • SamuleSamule Posts: 3,231
    it's called my house.
  • ozsmalltowngirlozsmalltowngirl Posts: 14,362
    Samule wrote:
    it's called my house.
    Haha.....you've got beds at your house - you offered me one :D
  • SamuleSamule Posts: 3,231
    no i offered my new couch.
  • ZiggyStarZiggyStar Posts: 14,328
    Every year my whole family and their husbands/wives kids etc have a Big Brother competition and we all put $5 in and get a housemate pulled out of a hat.

    This year I got Massive Tits (Bianca).

    Leigh got Short Stuff (Rima). ha ha ha ha ha ha

    :D
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  • ZiggyStarZiggyStar Posts: 14,328
    Did anyone see Ben, the A+ Dux School Captain Lawyer?

    http://www.bigbrother.com.au/housemate-profile-ben.htm

    He sooooo reminds me of Brenden! ha ha And I haven't even met Brenden!
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  • threefish10threefish10 Posts: 7,392
    ZiggyStar wrote:
    This year I got Massive Tits (Bianca).


    i hate that bitch already.

    she says she hates her tits and all the unwanted attention they get. blah blah blah.


    yet she pumps the fuck out of them to look bigger and wears tops that show her cleavage.


    and then she fucking cries when guys look at them.


    she fucking loves it.
    condescending and sarcastic since 1980
  • ozsmalltowngirlozsmalltowngirl Posts: 14,362
    i hate that bitch already.

    she says she hates her tits and all the unwanted attention they get. blah blah blah.


    yet she pumps the fuck out of them to look bigger and wears tops that show her cleavage.


    and then she fucking cries when guys look at them.


    she fucking loves it.
    Exactly what I was thinking :rolleyes:

    Being 2 hours behind here, the Barbie Doll has only just gone in.....she looks annoying too??
    So we've got 5 in so far....don't really like any of them yet.
  • ozsmalltowngirlozsmalltowngirl Posts: 14,362
    ZiggyStar wrote:
    Did anyone see Ben, the A+ Dux School Captain Lawyer?

    http://www.bigbrother.com.au/housemate-profile-ben.htm

    He sooooo reminds me of Brenden! ha ha And I haven't even met Brenden!
    He hasn't gone in for us, yet. I'll let you know if I agree :)
  • threefish10threefish10 Posts: 7,392
    Exactly what I was thinking :rolleyes:

    Being 2 hours behind here, the Barbie Doll has only just gone in.....she looks annoying too??
    So we've got 5 in so far....don't really like any of them yet.


    what i can't stand is these girls are so up themselves and think they are so hot, yet i think they are fucking ugly.

    who has been telling these girls that they are hot to make them think they are?


    some one needs to tell them they aren't, and i want to be the one to do it.
    condescending and sarcastic since 1980
  • some one needs to tell them they aren't, and i want to be the one to do it.

    Go for it :D
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  • yellowled24yellowled24 Posts: 3,118
    Sounds like BB hasnt made THAT many changes at all this year.. :confused:
    what with big tittied blonde dumbarses...sounds like the last 7 years...minus the midget :eek:

    Im gonna sit back and watch Australian Story...coz im so fucken intelligent and cool, plus as I said earlier, BB isnt on til 11:30pm, so you all have to fill me in, okay?
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  • threefish10threefish10 Posts: 7,392
    Oh, and there is something very odd about the guy who actually married the little freak.



    (not that i watched it Brendan)
    condescending and sarcastic since 1980
  • ozsmalltowngirlozsmalltowngirl Posts: 14,362
    what i can't stand is these girls are so up themselves and think they are so hot, yet i think they are fucking ugly.

    who has been telling these girls that they are hot to make them think they are?


    some one needs to tell them they aren't, and i want to be the one to do it.
    YESS!!!!! That big titted fecken thing....saying that guys in the street trip over objects and guys are getting slapped by their wives, because they're gawking at her - WTF!!
    I don't like to judge people on their looks or anything....BUT.....when these dog ugly things start saying that they are hot etc; it really shits me!
    I mean ..I admire girls who are confident - half their luck!....but when they take it to the extreme and start acting as if others are beneath them - purlease!! Thay need to be knocked down a level or 2 (or more).
  • illegal pantsillegal pants Posts: 13,471
    i bought honey weets today!!

    WOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!

    no idea on last 15 or so pages of convo.. so hi all.. hope Monday treated you well
    wah
  • ozsmalltowngirlozsmalltowngirl Posts: 14,362
    Oh, and there is something very odd about the guy who actually married the little freak.



    (not that i watched it Brendan)
    Yep :eek: She looks and sounds like a child.

    *coughpaedophilecough*
  • ozsmalltowngirlozsmalltowngirl Posts: 14,362
    i bought honey weets today!!

    WOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!

    no idea on last 15 or so pages of convo.. so hi all.. hope Monday treated you well
    YEY!!!! I'm getting some tomorrow :D

    Hmmm? Last 15 pages. Can't remember, so I think you'd better go back and read it all.....just in case something important was said :D;):p
  • threefish10threefish10 Posts: 7,392
    *coughpaedophilecough*


    exactly what i was thinking.
    condescending and sarcastic since 1980
  • ozsmalltowngirlozsmalltowngirl Posts: 14,362
    exactly what i was thinking.
    uhuh! very creepy indeed :s

    I can tell she's gonna be extremely annoying, too!
  • threefish10threefish10 Posts: 7,392
    uhuh! very creepy indeed :s

    I can tell she's gonna be extremely annoying, too!


    it would be fun to pick her up and throw her.
    condescending and sarcastic since 1980
  • ozsmalltowngirlozsmalltowngirl Posts: 14,362
    it would be fun to pick her up and throw her.
    LMFAO!!!!!!!


    When I saw her hubby come out, it reminded me of a Billy Connelly video I saw where he was saying he'd like to have sex with Kylie Minogue because she's so small and he could just pop her on and spin her around like a propellea :eek:
  • Oz JammerOz Jammer Posts: 9,858
    FINALLY someone's come up with a sure fire way to keep a woman in a relationship with them for 25 years with ease. Lock them in a cellar :D
  • threefish10threefish10 Posts: 7,392
    LMFAO!!!!!!!


    When I saw her hubby come out, it reminded me of a Billy Connelly video I saw where he was saying he'd like to have sex with Kylie Minogue because she's so small and he could just pop her on and spin her around like a propellea :eek:


    did you notice his dick lined up perfect with her head. they guys a genius.

    he could put his beer on her head while she's at it.
    condescending and sarcastic since 1980
  • threefish10threefish10 Posts: 7,392
    Oz Jammer wrote:
    FINALLY someone's come up with a sure fire way to keep a woman in a relationship with them for 25 years with ease. Lock them in a cellar :D


    pity it was his own daughter.

    sick motherfucker, or should i say daughterfucker.
    condescending and sarcastic since 1980
  • Oz JammerOz Jammer Posts: 9,858
    pity it was his own daughter.

    sick motherfucker, or should i say daughterfucker.

    To make matters worse, she gave birth 7 TIMES!!! :eek:
    Police have only found 3 kids so far
  • ozsmalltowngirlozsmalltowngirl Posts: 14,362
    did you notice his dick lined up perfect with her head. they guys a genius.

    he could put his beer on her head while she's at it.

    Did you notice her shoes though?? They had big wedge/platform souls on them that added about 3 inches to her height. I wonder if he bought them for her? ;)

    GAWD!!!! I wasn't going to say any of the things that went through my mind :eek: thought I'd leave it up to you :D LOL!
  • ozsmalltowngirlozsmalltowngirl Posts: 14,362
    Oz Jammer wrote:
    FINALLY someone's come up with a sure fire way to keep a woman in a relationship with them for 25 years with ease. Lock them in a cellar :D
    Whaaaat?! :eek:

    I assume this was something on the news??

    No wonder I never watch it :eek:
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