"WOW! Look at the set of eyebrows on her!"

The Juggler
The Juggler Posts: 49,598
edited February 2021 in All Encompassing Trip
...is a sentence I have never heard one male utter in all of my years on this planet.

I was having a DISCUSSION with the wife about eyebrows and eyelashes recently. My firm stance is that the female cares immensely about these items whilst the male doesn't appear to give much of a shit. So much so that they spend a disproportionate amount of time and money on these things that yield little to no return.

Personally, I prefer regular ol', non drawn-on, thin eyebrows, as well as natural eye lashes. 

But as far as the cheek? You gotta go with a pinkish hue. Every. Time.

I need a good cheek. I like a good cheek. 


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  • hedonist
    hedonist Posts: 24,524
    Soon as I started reading, my mind went there.

    PS - fuck false eyelashes; or worse, having them weaved in. The hell?
  • hedonist
    hedonist Posts: 24,524
    Oh, and the tags :lol:

    Well done, sir. Well done. 
  • GlowGirl
    GlowGirl New York, NY Posts: 12,124
    The Juggler said:
    ...is a sentence I have never heard one male utter in all of my years on this planet.

    I was having a DISCUSSION with the wife about eyebrows and eyelashes recently. My firm stance is that the female cares immensely about these items whilst the male doesn't appear to give much of a shit. So much so that they spend a disproportionate amount of time and money on these things that yield little to no return.

    Personally, I prefer regular ol', non drawn-on, thin eyebrows, as well as natural eye lashes. 

    But as far as the cheek? You gotta go with a pinkish hue. Every. Time.

    I need a good cheek. I like a good cheek. 


    But let me ask you this, if you stick your hand in the hair is it easy to get it out?

  • F Me In The Brain
    F Me In The Brain this knows everybody from other commets Posts: 31,831
    Hahaha.
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  • Purple Fairy Tree
    Purple Fairy Tree Posts: 2,055
    @The Juggler... sounds like you're taking ladies eyebrows for granted. "These things that yield little to no return" why what do you expect back from them, how about monobrows? I agree with what you said about a nice pinkish hue on the cheeks though.
  • Hobbes
    Hobbes Pacific Northwest Posts: 6,438
    We have Evenbros. Introducing Evenbrows. 
  • Wobbie
    Wobbie Posts: 31,326
    sympathy bump for a failed thread.
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  • hedonist
    hedonist Posts: 24,524
    Wobbie said:
    sympathy bump for a failed thread.
    Too low-brow?
  • brianlux
    brianlux Moving through All Kinds of Terrain. Posts: 43,664
    Brooke
    Brooke Shields and Her Iconic Eyebrows Are Suing Charlotte Tilbury

    "It's a sad and beautiful world"
    -Roberto Benigni

  • The Juggler
    The Juggler Posts: 49,598
    brianlux said:
    Brooke
    Brooke Shields and Her Iconic Eyebrows Are Suing Charlotte Tilbury

    Too thick. 
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  • hedonist
    hedonist Posts: 24,524
    That’s what she said.
  • mickeyrat
    mickeyrat Posts: 44,549
    edited February 2021
    solid natural brow....  all day.

    draws my eyes to hers.
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  • Hobbes
    Hobbes Pacific Northwest Posts: 6,438
    See the source image
  • Poncier
    Poncier Posts: 17,894

    This weekend we rock Portland
  • hedonist
    hedonist Posts: 24,524
    That ep was on last night.

    Has anyone seen the site that removes eyebrows from celebrities’ faces? There’s one for teeth too. 

    Crazy kids. 
  • Malroth
    Malroth broken down chevrolet Posts: 2,557
    brianlux said:
    Brooke
    Brooke Shields and Her Iconic Eyebrows Are Suing Charlotte Tilbury


    Poncier said:


    I like a big set of bushy eyebrows.
    When the big set becomes one long brow, less so.

    When the one long brow covers the upper lip....no.
    The worst of times..they don't phase me,
    even if I look and act really crazy.
  • SmallestOceans
    SmallestOceans Posts: 13,542
    Sorry for partying


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  • hrd2imgn
    hrd2imgn Southwest Burbs of Chicago Posts: 4,924
    Not a fan of the Muppet brow, man or woman.  I equally dislike granny drawn in ones.  A  little trim doesn't hurt time to time.
  • brianlux
    brianlux Moving through All Kinds of Terrain. Posts: 43,664
    SmallestOceans said:
    Sorry for partying


    Grow out the caterpillars, new studies show they prevent harmful bacteria from getting into the eyes. And most importantly it’s for the safety of others.

    Oooooh!  Now that is sexy, but nothing compared to this:
    Top Five actors with iconic eyebrows Slacker Shack

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    -Roberto Benigni

  • hedonist
    hedonist Posts: 24,524
    None hold a candle to that curmudgeonly pain in the ass, Andy Rooney. 

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