Australia and NZ tour rumours going around Part 2 (No Bullshit)

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  • threefish10
    threefish10 Posts: 7,392
    DonJon wrote:
    Yeah but not to get a scalpel stuck in your eye. Im packing shit


    harden the fuck up!



    :D
    condescending and sarcastic since 1980
  • vital5
    vital5 Posts: 5,486
    DonJon wrote:
    Yeah thats true. Better go check the weather forecast too. Are we gonna do Hard Rock on Fridat night??? Ill text trudie to book the Pearl Jam booth if possible??

    Im psyching myself out - think Id rather a few fingers up my date
    some people's idea of "a few" is very different :eek:
  • ozsmalltowngirl
    ozsmalltowngirl Posts: 14,362
    Oz Jammer wrote:
    I hope it's not the old "yawn with arms in the air and then subtly put your arm around them" :D

    That's MY patented move ;)
    Hmmmmmm? I'm not sure if he's that good yet? He's only young.....he will learn. Maybe you should give hime some pointers while you're there? ;):D
  • E.K
    E.K New South Wales, Australia Posts: 7,726
    Oz Jammer wrote:
    Yep Friday night. Book it for 8pm because Sam might not finish work till 6.30

    Are you guys having another Sydney meetup?

    What's this about a Pearl Jam booth at the Hard Cock? :)
    Sydney, Australia - March 12, 1998; Sydney, Australia - February 14, 2003; Sydney, Australia - November 8, 2006; Sydney, Australia - November 25, 2006;  Brisbane, Australia - November, 2009; Gold Coast, Australia - January, 2014, Gold Coast, Australia - November 2024

  • illegal pants
    illegal pants Posts: 13,471
    i think the forum time improved by a few mins.. testing.. :eek:
    wah
  • ozsmalltowngirl
    ozsmalltowngirl Posts: 14,362
    Is it raining there, Glenn??
    Are you hanging out with your girls today? :)
  • illegal pants
    illegal pants Posts: 13,471
    illegal_pants wrote:
    i think the forum time improved by a few mins.. testing.. :eek:

    oh YES down to 8 minutes :D:D:D

    this explains the absence of message pit for 12 hours :D
    wah
  • vital5
    vital5 Posts: 5,486
    DonJon wrote:
    As far as I know they just make a tiny incision under the eyelid and squeeze it out.

    Make sure you take some crackers along.... ewwww
  • ozsmalltowngirl
    ozsmalltowngirl Posts: 14,362
    illegal_pants wrote:
    i think the forum time improved by a few mins.. testing.. :eek:
    :eek: it has! :eek: WTF???
  • threefish10
    threefish10 Posts: 7,392
    ozsmalltowngirl wrote:
    Is it raining there, Glenn??

    yes

    ozsmalltowngirl wrote:
    Are you hanging out with your girls today? :)

    no
    condescending and sarcastic since 1980
  • DonJon
    DonJon Posts: 5,089
    ozsmalltowngirl wrote:
    I'll leave the amount of digits up to you ;) :eek:

    I want every dirty detail later though :D LOL!

    Are you coming back to work after it?

    Yeah Im pretty busy at the mo. Cant really afford the time off but its too late now. :D
    I'll ride the wave where it takes me.
  • ozsmalltowngirl
    ozsmalltowngirl Posts: 14,362
    threefish10 wrote:
    yes




    no
    :(

    and

    :(
  • E.K
    E.K New South Wales, Australia Posts: 7,726
    vital5 wrote:
    Is he at the stage where he is pinching nurses on the arse yet? :p that'll be next ;)

    Actually we took him out for lunch down in Cronulla a few weeks back. We have to take him in a wheelchair because he can't walk properly anymore. Anyway he kept commenting about the girls in their short shorts and all the legs which were directly in front of him. 91 years old and still perving!! ;)
    Sydney, Australia - March 12, 1998; Sydney, Australia - February 14, 2003; Sydney, Australia - November 8, 2006; Sydney, Australia - November 25, 2006;  Brisbane, Australia - November, 2009; Gold Coast, Australia - January, 2014, Gold Coast, Australia - November 2024

  • ozsmalltowngirl
    ozsmalltowngirl Posts: 14,362
    E.K wrote:
    Actually we took him out for lunch down in Cronulla a few weeks back. We have to take him in a wheelchair because he can't walk properly anymore. Anyway he kept commenting about the girls in their short shorts and all the legs which were directly in front of him. 91 years old and still perving!! ;)
    LOL! Good on 'im :D

    My Grans sister (who lived til 103 :eek: ) got married for the second time when she was 97!! :eek:
  • threefish10
    threefish10 Posts: 7,392
    ozsmalltowngirl wrote:
    My Grans sister (who lived til 103 :eek: ) got married for the second time when she was 97!! :eek:


    did they consummate it?
    condescending and sarcastic since 1980
  • ozsmalltowngirl
    ozsmalltowngirl Posts: 14,362
    threefish10 wrote:
    did they consummate it?
    My guess - yes. :eek:

    He was a younger man....only 78 :p
  • threefish10
    threefish10 Posts: 7,392
    ozsmalltowngirl wrote:
    My guess - yes. :eek:

    He was a younger man....only 78 :p


    gross
    condescending and sarcastic since 1980
  • E.K
    E.K New South Wales, Australia Posts: 7,726
    ozsmalltowngirl wrote:
    My guess - yes. :eek:

    He was a younger man....only 78 :p

    HEE HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!

    Love it. :D
    Sydney, Australia - March 12, 1998; Sydney, Australia - February 14, 2003; Sydney, Australia - November 8, 2006; Sydney, Australia - November 25, 2006;  Brisbane, Australia - November, 2009; Gold Coast, Australia - January, 2014, Gold Coast, Australia - November 2024

  • vital5
    vital5 Posts: 5,486
    ozsmalltowngirl wrote:
    My guess - yes. :eek:

    He was a younger man....only 78 :p
    He must have been hard up :p
  • vital5
    vital5 Posts: 5,486
    E.K wrote:
    Actually we took him out for lunch down in Cronulla a few weeks back. We have to take him in a wheelchair because he can't walk properly anymore. Anyway he kept commenting about the girls in their short shorts and all the legs which were directly in front of him. 91 years old and still perving!! ;)

    Strange how it's wrong for men of certain age (say 45-55) to be perving on 18 year olds... but when it's a 91 year old it's funny :p
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