Australia and NZ tour rumours going around Part 2 (No Bullshit)

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  • threefish10threefish10 Posts: 7,392
    Ummmm....he spontaneously combusted?

    So what was Eds dick joke :D


    Almost.


    just in his speech he says, "what do we think about when we think about Cox?"

    which is the only joke the movie has, dick jokes.
    condescending and sarcastic since 1980
  • Almost.


    just in his speech he says, "what do we think about when we think about Cox?"

    which is the only joke the movie has, dick jokes.
    OK? Not a dick joke fan myself........give me a good fart joke any day :D
  • threefish10threefish10 Posts: 7,392
    OK? Not a dick joke fan myself........


    but they are classy dick jokes, at the end a rapper named nutsack samples his song Walk Hard, so dewey's manager says:

    "they should join forces, Cox and Nutsack, what a great team that would be"
    condescending and sarcastic since 1980
  • but they are classy dick jokes, at the end a rapper named nutsack samples his song Walk Hard, so dewey's manager says:

    "they should join forces, Cox and Nutsack, what a great team that would be"
    haha...I don't dislike dick jokes....I just find a good fart joke funnier :D

    I had a good laugh in the Austin Powers movie, in the big dick shaped space craft scenes.......
    "Look! Up in the sky! It's a giant....."
    "Johnson..."
  • threefish10threefish10 Posts: 7,392
    haha...I don't dislike dick jokes....I just find a good fart joke funnier :D

    I had a good laugh in the Austin Powers movie, in the big dick shaped space craft scenes.......
    "Look! Up in the sky! It's a giant....."
    "Johnson..."


    yeah, but that scene was clever, the dick jokes in walk hard are just crap.
    condescending and sarcastic since 1980
  • vital5vital5 Posts: 5,486
    DonJon wrote:
    Speak of the devil.

    Congrats mate thats excellent. I have 100% respect for people who do tertiary study. Proud of ya - just make sure you finish it!!!!!!!
    Bloody students! :p hehe

    congrats!
  • vital5vital5 Posts: 5,486
    OK? Not a fan of dick myself........give me a good fart any day :D

    omg! :eek:
  • vital5vital5 Posts: 5,486
    haha...I don't dislike dick....I just find a good fart hotter :D

    I had a good laugh in the Austin Powers movie, in the big dick shaped space craft scenes.......
    "Look! Up in the sky! It's a giant....."
    "Johnson..."
    :eek:
  • vital5 wrote:
    omg! :eek: I LOVE dick!!!

    I knew it!!!! :D
  • vital5vital5 Posts: 5,486
    I knew it!!!! :D
    my own ;)
  • HELLO!!! ((Hello)) ((Hello)) ((Hello)) ???
  • threefish10threefish10 Posts: 7,392
    HELLO!!! ((Hello)) ((Hello)) ((Hello)) ???


    Hi.
    condescending and sarcastic since 1980
  • Hi.
    Haha! Hi 'Bill Collins' :D

    Got any movies to watch and review tonight?
  • threefish10threefish10 Posts: 7,392
    Haha! Hi 'Bill Collins' :D

    Got any movies to watch and review tonight?


    no, i was thinking of watching something but i have like way to many DVDs i couldn't decide, by the time i got it down to 2, Little Miss Sunshine or Catch And Release i was over the whole affair.


    i've got I Am Legend on the ipod so i might watch that again in bed tonight.

    or i guess i could transfer one of the above mentioned dvds to the ipod, but i'm a bit lazy.
    condescending and sarcastic since 1980
  • aus_suzaus_suz Posts: 9,406
    E.K wrote:

    EK how did u get that pic so large??
  • no, i was thinking of watching something but i have like way to many DVDs i couldn't decide, by the time i got it down to 2, Little Miss Sunshine or Catch And Release i was over the whole affair.


    i've got I Am Legend on the ipod so i might watch that again in bed tonight.

    or i guess i could transfer one of the above mentioned dvds to the ipod, but i'm a bit lazy.
    Yeah sounds like me....we've tonnes....and it happens every time....I go through them all and always end up watching nothing.....OR ....... I go to get a particular DVD that I remember and feel like watching and Glenn's leant it to someone and they haven't given it back...Grrrrr :mad:

    I started watching '1408' a few weeks ago and spun myself out too much :eek: :p and turned it off about 40 minutes in........I might finish watching that tonight?
  • threefish10threefish10 Posts: 7,392
    I started watching '1408' a few weeks ago and spun myself out too much :eek: :p and turned it off about 40 minutes in........I might finish watching that tonight?


    Yeah, i didn't think that even appealed to me. it just looked lame.


    i movie that i did watch recently that i liked was Hot Rod, comes out here in feb, i thought it was fucking funny, way funnier then wlak hard.

    here's the trailer:
    http://www.apple.com/trailers/paramount/hotrod/trailer_medium.html


    and this could be hella cool, but i didn't see Batman Begins:
    http://atasteforthetheatrical.com/deathtrap/default.htm


    oh and the previously mentioned Cloverfield.
    condescending and sarcastic since 1980
  • Saw the trailer for Cloverfield today - looks really good.

    was just watching Ripleys on Fox 8 and next story, they're gonna re-build this guys .....ummmmm....willy using his middle finger :eek:


    1408....I hadn't even heard of it and Glenn bought it back with him and said I'd like it......?


    *off to watch the Hot Rod traler and then see the finger-willy :D
  • WOW :eek: that was different....
  • threefish10threefish10 Posts: 7,392
    WOW :eek: that was different....


    What? the finger-willy or hot rod?
    condescending and sarcastic since 1980
  • aus_suzaus_suz Posts: 9,406
    vital5 wrote:
    'rolled rhymer' rhymes with 'old timer' ;)



    Hahaha try rhyming Orange purple and silver........
  • What? the finger-willy or hot rod?
    The finger-willy!

    Haven't watched Hot Rod yet....gotta download Quick time first.

    Amazing.....it worked an all :D That would be like.......foreplay and sex all in one :eek: :D LMAO

    Steven (our oldest boy) said "he'd have to pull his pants down now to pull the finger at people" (it was his middle finger)

    LOL!
  • threefish10threefish10 Posts: 7,392
    The finger-willy!

    Haven't watched Hot Rod yet....gotta download Quick time first.

    Amazing.....it worked an all :D That would be like.......foreplay and sex all in one :eek: :D LMAO

    Steven (our oldest boy) said "he'd have to pull his pants down now to pull the finger at people" (it was his middle finger)

    LOL!



    But wouldn't it just be like finger banging a chick?


    and does he still have to trim the nail?
    condescending and sarcastic since 1980
  • aus_suzaus_suz Posts: 9,406
    E.K wrote:
    Speaking of Gretel .. my guy's grandfather's surname is Killeen and he told us he's related to Gretel Killeen.. He said you know that nice lady who hosts that nice TV show. He's 91 though, so not sure to believe him or not. :D


    OMG..........how cool.............what is Gretel doing now?
  • But wouldn't it just be like finger banging a chick?


    and does he still have to trim the nail?
    That's what I was thinking :eek:
    He could scratch his balls easilly enough I guess :D



    They didn't really go into a lot of detail.....didn't show the 'after operation' pictures......but from what I could gather, they used the finger as a basis to re-build his willy (which he'd lost to penile cancer) They left all the bones in it (permanent boner - sorry couldn't resist that one) but don't know about the nail :s
    They said it worked as far as having sex....
  • threefish10threefish10 Posts: 7,392
    night kids, i'm off to beds.
    condescending and sarcastic since 1980
  • night kids, i'm off to beds.
    GNight Glenn :) sweet dreams!
  • aus_suzaus_suz Posts: 9,406
    vital5 wrote:
    my own ;)



    ewwwww.............lol
  • aus_suzaus_suz Posts: 9,406
    Nite Fishy......

    took me ages to read all off that........

    Who got the milestone?
  • Just watched the Hot Rod trailer....LMFAO!!! I HAVE to see that when it comes out :D
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