Australia and NZ tour rumours going around Part 2 (No Bullshit)

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  • zenith
    zenith Posts: 3,191
    yea - course you can - im amazed you like it so much

    i was in an exhibition last year - me & a whole bunch of oiled landscapes - i sprinkeled glitter stars and blossoms all around the prints, and all the kids who came with their parents loved them, thought they were storybook characters - but one oilpaint lady remarked to me 'she supposed what i did could be considered as art...' :D i tried very hard not to laugh at her ;)

    heres some more ... http://www.elfwood.com/art/l/h/lhunter/lhunter.html

    vital - yea pencils are made of a substance called graphite - nice sketching pencils have better quality :p

    and i use corel, not adobe - just used to it i guess

    and im too lazy to do anything with it. which perhaps is why i boot my kids so hard up the bum to develop what they have..
    impatience is a gift ........
  • vital5
    vital5 Posts: 5,486
    I know what you mean re; payment in food and drinks - must be a 'country town' thing :rolleyes:

    Does this mean you can't be a starving artist if you living in a country towne? :p
  • vital5
    vital5 Posts: 5,486
    zenith wrote:
    vital - yea pencils are made of a substance called graphite - nice sketching pencils have better quality :p
    the quality of graphite in a 2B as opposed to an HB ... 2B is twice as good? :p

    and corel is probably what i need to use.... i have illustrator... but again. the same pen tool sucks!!
  • Lindy.....I finally managed to get onto deviantat.....where do I find your pieces?

    I would've laughed at that woman for sure.
    Some of the shit that I used to sell in the gallery......seriously :eek: my 3 year old could've done it! Thing was these yuppies would come in looking for art and I'm sure they just went for the pieces with the highest price tags - not for what the art was :rolleyes: we had a particular artist, who's pieces were absolute rubbish (IMO) but she'd crap on about how she made all the paints with sap and dirt etc; from the bush.....so the yuppies would think that was pretty special and fork over whatever price she plonked on it. WTF!!!
  • zenith
    zenith Posts: 3,191
    vital5 wrote:
    Does this mean you can't be a starving artist if you living in a country towne? :p

    no youll be a well fed, alchohlic artist ;)
    impatience is a gift ........
  • zenith
    zenith Posts: 3,191
    Lindy.....I finally managed to get onto deviantat.....where do I find your pieces?

    I would've laughed at that woman for sure.
    Some of the shit that I used to sell in the gallery......seriously :eek: my 3 year old could've done it! Thing was these yuppies would come in looking for art and I'm sure they just went for the pieces with the highest price tags - not for what the art was :rolleyes: we had a particular artist, who's pieces were absolute rubbish (IMO) but she'd crap on about how she made all the paints with sap and dirt etc; from the bush.....so the yuppies would think that was pretty special and fork over whatever price she plonked on it. WTF!!!

    http://zenyth.deviantart.com/ - some other bastard stole my name :(

    and we have one out here that goes out and collects dead sheep for their skulls, and then paints them :eek: she sells them on ebay - does quite well apparently - shes an idiot tho, drives around with a numberplate 'artist'
    impatience is a gift ........
  • zenith
    zenith Posts: 3,191
    vital5 wrote:
    the quality of graphite in a 2B as opposed to an HB ... 2B is twice as good? :p

    and corel is probably what i need to use.... i have illustrator... but again. the same pen tool sucks!!

    pen tool - do yo umean a tablet?? i used to use a tablet, but didnt ever get the feel for it properly so i sold it and just stick with my trusty mouse
    impatience is a gift ........
  • zenith
    zenith Posts: 3,191
    oh and one of you two might know this - i know nothing about macs - they'll take a .jpg file will no probs wont they???
    impatience is a gift ........
  • vital5
    vital5 Posts: 5,486
    Lindy.....I finally managed to get onto deviantat.....where do I find your pieces?

    I would've laughed at that woman for sure.
    Some of the shit that I used to sell in the gallery......seriously :eek: my 3 year old could've done it! Thing was these yuppies would come in looking for art and I'm sure they just went for the pieces with the highest price tags - not for what the art was :rolleyes: we had a particular artist, who's pieces were absolute rubbish (IMO) but she'd crap on about how she made all the paints with sap and dirt etc; from the bush.....so the yuppies would think that was pretty special and fork over whatever price she plonked on it. WTF!!!
    Salesperson rather than artist? :)
  • vital5
    vital5 Posts: 5,486
    zenith wrote:
    http://zenyth.deviantart.com/ - some other bastard stole my name :(

    and we have one out here that goes out and collects dead sheep for their skulls, and then paints them :eek: she sells them on ebay - does quite well apparently - shes an idiot tho, drives around with a numberplate 'artist'
    sure they aren't Bull skulls? next to piles of shite? :)
  • vital5
    vital5 Posts: 5,486
    zenith wrote:
    pen tool - do yo umean a tablet?? i used to use a tablet, but didnt ever get the feel for it properly so i sold it and just stick with my trusty mouse
    http://www.freetimefoto.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2007/06/adobe_pen_tool_cheatsheet.gif

    i think i need to find the command key :eek:
  • vital5
    vital5 Posts: 5,486
    zenith wrote:
    oh and one of you two might know this - i know nothing about macs - they'll take a .jpg file will no probs wont they???
    maybe ;)

    yes!! kidding about maybe
  • zenith
    zenith Posts: 3,191
    vital5 wrote:

    hhhmmm ... its a lot easier to sketch, scan, then mask & colour...
    impatience is a gift ........
  • zenith wrote:
    http://zenyth.deviantart.com/ - some other bastard stole my name

    and we have one out here that goes out and collects dead sheep for their skulls, and then paints them :eek: she sells them on ebay - does quite well apparently - shes an idiot tho, drives around with a numberplate 'artist'
    Just had a look a both those sites - WOW! :eek: I said it before and I'll say it again - you're a clever chikadee!! Hope you manage to find plenty of time for your gift.....and keep encouaging those clever boys of yours :)
    I can't draw to save my life.....and as for doing it on a computer - forget about it! Our oldest boy is great at drawing......it's good - whenever he's bored and giving me the shits (by annoying his bro and sis), I just suggest he does some drawing for me and know he'll then sit for HOURS just drawing ;)

    Painted sheep skulls! WTF!!!! If it works for her - good on her I guess? As for the 'artist' number plate *coughWANKERcough*

    Well......thanks for sharing Lindy....loved it all.

    PS: can't say exactly what it is that has grabbed me with your 'Porch' pic??? Maybe I just relate to it, living in a small country town.......dunno :p
  • zenith
    zenith Posts: 3,191

    Well......thanks for sharing Lindy....loved it all.

    PS: can't say exactly what it is that has grabbed me with your 'Porch' pic??? Maybe I just relate to it, living in a small country town.......dunno :p

    thanks :D but i dont think im that good - take a look round deveintart - some of the pencil (*Note - i didnt say graphite, just for you vital ;) ) sketches are so good they look like b/w photographs. bloody amazing
    impatience is a gift ........
  • vital5
    vital5 Posts: 5,486
    zenith wrote:
    hhhmmm ... its a lot easier to sketch, scan, then mask & colour...
    this guy doesn't seem to think so.....

    http://www.khulsey.com/demo_1howto.html

    the things people do.... wow :) look at the shots of this illustration "zoomed in"..... :eek:
  • vital5
    vital5 Posts: 5,486
    I can't draw to save my life.....and as for doing it on a computer - forget about it! Our oldest boy is great at drawing......it's good - whenever he's bored and giving me the shits (by annoying his bro and sis), I just suggest he does some drawing for me and know he'll then sit for HOURS just drawing ;)
    Slingblade used to draw pictures for his momma ;)
    PS: can't say exactly what it is that has grabbed me with your 'Porch' pic??? Maybe I just relate to it, living in a small country town.......dunno :p

    and well... i love it and can relate with relaxation :p
  • E.K
    E.K New South Wales, Australia Posts: 7,726
    [size=+3]DO SOME WORK VITAL![/size]
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  • at the uni student centre, getting the hairy eyeball :eek:

    maybe they're from.. no, that's too easy :eek:
    wah
  • Oz Jammer
    Oz Jammer Posts: 9,858
    Hey Brendan. Do you wanna book flights today?
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