Australia and NZ tour rumours going around Part 2 (No Bullshit)

Samule wrote:

i forgot to mention earlier in the week woo for QLD winning state of origin, too bad it was off some bad calls..

a woo two days later is illegal.. consider your comment off the record

who cares about origin... not me

DonJon wrote:

My mother caught me commenting on a middle aged lady to my old man over dinner a few weeks ago and said that I shouldn't be checking out that age bracket. Poor mother doesn't understand that her gorgeous son just dont cut it with 20 year olds anymore - very depressing.

There is a thread in here about 'Stuffing up Betterman' and a link to the Gorge CD....does anyone know how the fark Im meant to fast forward it? I cant see any option to do so??

Yeah... if only we could get some young crumpet... it's 50+ for me these days.... bwahahaha I'll be struck down with this comment... but oh well.
oh and i'm saving myself for when the gorge box set arrives.. i didnt even look at the video on youtube of the box set. I'm waiting.. anticipating.. masturbating... um...

i get caught perving on 20 year olds all the time... the benefits of being young.. oh yeah..

vital5 wrote:

I catch 20 year olds perving on me all the time :eek:

If only the twenty year olds would perve on me...

vital5 wrote:

I hate it though... I always wake up when they start perving

...and then you start masturbating! Man, you boys and your penises...you just never stop! :eek:

threefish10 wrote:

that's what it's there for.

Nope...it's there to please ME...well, Leigh's is. Not for his grubby little hand/s! :mad:

On to a different but similar topic. Don't you hate it when you go to work and then you sit at your desk (or wherever you are) and you realise all you feel like doing is having a quick shag but you can't and you have like EIGHT FUCKING HOURS until you can? And then you find out you can't anyway when you get home because there's people coming over straight away? That's my drama of the day! It's fucking criminal. :mad:

I hate days like today!

ZiggyStar wrote:

...and then you start masturbating! Man, you boys and your penises...you just never stop! :eek:

haha ziggy... if thinking about me masturbating floats ur boat.. I can't stop you Maybe i'll get you "there" bwahahahaha

We only stop.. when he hit the wank wall.... (see Bo' Selecta) i think the guy was interviewing kylie minogue at the time. Very funny.. same guy dry humped peter andre, and peter andre said the guy was hard whilst humping hahahaha

ZiggyStar wrote:

Nope...it's there to please ME...well, Leigh's is. Not for his grubby little hand/s! :mad:

On to a different but similar topic. Don't you hate it when you go to work and then you sit at your desk (or wherever you are) and you realise all you feel like doing is having a quick shag but you can't and you have like EIGHT FUCKING HOURS until you can? And then you find out you can't anyway when you get home because there's people coming over straight away? That's my drama of the day! It's fucking criminal. :mad:

I hate days like today!

Take your vibrator to work

DonJon wrote:

Take your vibrator to work

I don't have one. Maybe I should....

DonJon wrote:

Use something similar then

Gross....No....it's the real thing or nothing!

DonJon wrote:

How did this thread lower to such levels again?

Someone mentioned masturbating in the previous page and then it got me thinking and then it got lower and lower...my fault again...my apologies.

DonJon wrote:

And who's gonna answer my flippin question about how to fast forward the Gorge (Betterman) thing?

How the fuck would I know?!?!? I've obviously got other things on my mind at present!!!!!! :mad: