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  • RogueStoner
    RogueStoner Sunny AZ Posts: 1,716

  • GlowGirl
    GlowGirl New York, NY Posts: 12,090

  • brianlux
    brianlux Moving through All Kinds of Terrain. Posts: 43,662
    GlowGirl said:


    Bonus points for anyone who can pronounce it!  :lol:
    "It's a sad and beautiful world"
    -Roberto Benigni

  • brianlux
    brianlux Moving through All Kinds of Terrain. Posts: 43,662
    Saw this on FB today:

    A horse walks into a bar and orders a pint. The barkeep say, "You're in here pretty often. Do you think you might be an alcoholic?"
    The horse replies, "I don't think I am," and vanishes from existence.

    See, the joke is about Descartes' famous philosophy of "I think , therefore I am", but to explain that part before the rest of the joke would be putting Descartes before the horse.

    "It's a sad and beautiful world"
    -Roberto Benigni

  • Pap
    Pap Serres, Greece Posts: 29,947
    brianlux said:
    GlowGirl said:

    Bonus points for anyone who can pronounce it!  :lol:
    :rofl:
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  • GlowGirl
    GlowGirl New York, NY Posts: 12,090
    brianlux said:
    Saw this on FB today:

    A horse walks into a bar and orders a pint. The barkeep say, "You're in here pretty often. Do you think you might be an alcoholic?"
    The horse replies, "I don't think I am," and vanishes from existence.

    See, the joke is about Descartes' famous philosophy of "I think , therefore I am", but to explain that part before the rest of the joke would be putting Descartes before the horse.

    Good one 😀
  • RogueStoner
    RogueStoner Sunny AZ Posts: 1,716
    brianlux said:
    GlowGirl said:


    Bonus points for anyone who can pronounce it!  :lol:
    Easy. We both happen to be Polish. :smiley:
  • 23scidoo
    23scidoo Thessaloniki,Greece Posts: 19,969
    https://youtu.be/LLCEC1ZIgTM
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  • hedonist
    hedonist Posts: 24,524
    A rooster?  If so, that is one rather large and strange-looking cock.
  • GlowGirl
    GlowGirl New York, NY Posts: 12,090
    hedonist said:
    A rooster?  If so, that is one rather large and strange-looking cock.
     I know. I thought it looked more like a vulture.

  • Hobbes
    Hobbes Pacific Northwest Posts: 6,438
    Y'all gals know your cock!

    :chicken:
  • hedonist
    hedonist Posts: 24,524
    Hobbes said:
    Y'all gals know your cock!

    :chicken:
    We sure (a-doodle) do =)
  • 23scidoo
    23scidoo Thessaloniki,Greece Posts: 19,969
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  • cutz
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  • mickeyrat
    mickeyrat Posts: 44,426

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  • tempo_n_groove
    tempo_n_groove Posts: 41,385
    mickeyrat said:

    This is funny but dude is stopped at a light.
  • mickeyrat
    mickeyrat Posts: 44,426
    tempo_n_groove said:
    mickeyrat said:

    This is funny but dude is stopped at a light.

    lights on the cops light bar are lit....
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    you're finally here and I'm a mess................................................... nationwide arena columbus '10
    memories like fingerprints are slowly raising.................................... first niagara center buffalo '13
    another man ..... moved by sleight of hand...................................... joe louis arena detroit '14
  • tempo_n_groove
    tempo_n_groove Posts: 41,385
    mickeyrat said:
    tempo_n_groove said:
    mickeyrat said:

    This is funny but dude is stopped at a light.

    lights on the cops light bar are lit....
    Doesn't look like it is but still makes for a funny meme.
  • 23scidoo
    23scidoo Thessaloniki,Greece Posts: 19,969
    https://instagram.com/p/CEoQq1eAJho/embed/

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  • Purple Fairy Tree
    Purple Fairy Tree Posts: 2,055
    Love it @cutz

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