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  • yellowled24yellowled24 Posts: 3,118
    threefish10 wrote:
    yeap, crowning action.

    it's hot
    You're only saying that cause you're a Pimpin' Smurf.... :rolleyes:
    "....and was very surprised to see that he didnt actually have a recipe for anus-ankle soup." - Big Ed
  • SamuleSamule Posts: 3,231
    E.K wrote:
    The graphic birth scene is only for about two seconds. They show a close up of a stretched vagina with the baby's head just about to come out. :o
    Doesn't sound too bad, sounds erotic...
  • SamuleSamule Posts: 3,231
    yellowled24 wrote:
    You're only saying that cause you're a Pimpin' Smurf.... :rolleyes:
    He can say whatever he wants cause he's a pimpin' Smurf
  • yellowled24yellowled24 Posts: 3,118
    HAPPY BIRTHDAY LINDY!!!!!!
    :)
    Have a wicked day hun! xx
    "....and was very surprised to see that he didnt actually have a recipe for anus-ankle soup." - Big Ed
  • yellowled24yellowled24 Posts: 3,118
    Samule wrote:
    Doesn't sound too bad, sounds erotic...
    As a mother of two kids I can say that its generally NOT that erotic....it feels like your fanny is on fire and in my own mums words "Trying to shit out a watermelon" :eek:

    I was my sisters birth partner a couple of weeks ago.....pretty cool :o
    "....and was very surprised to see that he didnt actually have a recipe for anus-ankle soup." - Big Ed
  • E.KE.K New South Wales, Australia Posts: 7,726
    Samule wrote:
    Doesn't sound too bad, sounds erotic...

    Probably would be if it was the oppoosite, eg. something large going in. :p
    Sydney, Australia - March 12, 1998; Sydney, Australia - February 14, 2003; Sydney, Australia - November 8, 2006; Sydney, Australia - November 25, 2006;  Brisbane, Australia - November, 2009; Gold Coast, Australia - January, 2014, Gold Coast, Australia - November 2024

  • yellowled24yellowled24 Posts: 3,118
    E.K wrote:
    Probably would be if it was the oppoosite, eg. something large going in. :p
    You ARE a poo head :eek:

    Re: Spelling of opposite!
    "....and was very surprised to see that he didnt actually have a recipe for anus-ankle soup." - Big Ed
  • E.KE.K New South Wales, Australia Posts: 7,726
    yellowled24 wrote:
    You ARE a poo head :eek:

    Re: Spelling of opposite!

    Shite. I think that was a typo not a spelling mistake. :)
    Sydney, Australia - March 12, 1998; Sydney, Australia - February 14, 2003; Sydney, Australia - November 8, 2006; Sydney, Australia - November 25, 2006;  Brisbane, Australia - November, 2009; Gold Coast, Australia - January, 2014, Gold Coast, Australia - November 2024

  • yellowled24yellowled24 Posts: 3,118
    E.K wrote:
    Shite. I think that was a typo not a spelling mistake. :)
    ;) I hate that...
    "....and was very surprised to see that he didnt actually have a recipe for anus-ankle soup." - Big Ed
  • yellowled24yellowled24 Posts: 3,118
    Sooooo...what are the plans for everyone on here today? Rockclimbing? Skydiving?

    I plan on getting atleast to 2,000 posts....
    "....and was very surprised to see that he didnt actually have a recipe for anus-ankle soup." - Big Ed
  • SamuleSamule Posts: 3,231
    yellowled24 wrote:
    Sooooo...what are the plans for everyone on here today? Rockclimbing? Skydiving?

    I plan on getting atleast to 2,000 posts....
    i plan on getting to at least 3000...
    my plans for the day is wii. :D not sure how my eyes will go with that but i'll test it out, they are stinging now :(
  • aus_suzaus_suz Posts: 9,382
    yellowled24 wrote:
    As a mother of two kids I can say that its generally NOT that erotic....it feels like your fanny is on fire and in my own mums words "Trying to shit out a watermelon" :eek:

    I was my sisters birth partner a couple of weeks ago.....pretty cool :o


    A crushing pain comes to mind........
  • Oz JammerOz Jammer Posts: 9,858
    Stop your whingeing women!! Pain?? Try getting hit in the nuts. Now THAT'S pain!!!

    ;):D
  • Oz JammerOz Jammer Posts: 9,858
    Metallica's new album cover has been unveiled. Coffin shape magnet, iron filings? Meh :rolleyes:

    http://www.metallica.com/index.asp?item=601021
  • yellowled24yellowled24 Posts: 3,118
    I think im about to cry....

    listening to Release and....*sniff*...feeling kinda emotional
    "....and was very surprised to see that he didnt actually have a recipe for anus-ankle soup." - Big Ed
  • yellowled24yellowled24 Posts: 3,118
    Oz Jammer wrote:
    Stop your whingeing women!! Pain?? Try getting hit in the nuts. Now THAT'S pain!!!

    ;):D
    Is it the equivalent to getting hit in the mammary glands??
    "....and was very surprised to see that he didnt actually have a recipe for anus-ankle soup." - Big Ed
  • illegal pantsillegal pants Posts: 13,471
    yellowled24 wrote:
    Stuff the Pirate names...get yourself a SMURF NAME!!

    http://lowchensaustralia.com/names/smurfname.htm

    Im Hannibal Smurf :eek:

    Junkie Smurf

    the white powder on my floor is talc
    wah
  • SamuleSamule Posts: 3,231
    Oz Jammer wrote:
    Stop your whingeing women!! Pain?? Try getting hit in the nuts. Now THAT'S pain!!!

    ;):D
    You wanna know what real pain is rob? Mario Kart, right now!
  • illegal pantsillegal pants Posts: 13,471
    Happy Birthday Lindy :) xx

    hope you have a beautiful day.. go check out your signed bday card on facebook

    a VIP signed it ;):D
    wah
  • illegal pantsillegal pants Posts: 13,471
    yellowled24 wrote:
    I think im about to cry....

    listening to Release and....*sniff*...feeling kinda emotional

    awwww Sairs..

    if you wanna get in a really good silly wired funny mood..

    play Fuckin Up from Toronto II 06..

    best version :D Stone's backing vocals are noice, and don't forget George Bush loves this song
    wah
  • SamuleSamule Posts: 3,231
    yellowled24 wrote:
    I think im about to cry....

    listening to Release and....*sniff*...feeling kinda emotional
    Im listening to the new Tampa Boot, i'm enjoying it :D
  • Oz JammerOz Jammer Posts: 9,858
    Samule wrote:
    You wanna know what real pain is rob? Mario Kart, right
    now!

    Geez mate, your timing is impeccable again. Just about to head out. Shouldn't be gone long though so I'll whoop your ass when I get back
  • yellowled24yellowled24 Posts: 3,118
    illegal pants wrote:
    Junkie Smurf

    the white powder on my floor is poo dust
    :eek:
    "....and was very surprised to see that he didnt actually have a recipe for anus-ankle soup." - Big Ed
  • yellowled24yellowled24 Posts: 3,118
    illegal pants wrote:
    awwww Sairs..

    if you wanna get in a really good silly wired funny mood..

    play Fuckin Up from Toronto II 06..

    best version :D Stone's backing vocals are noice, and don't forget George Bush loves this song
    K :)

    I like that song....

    I have manic kids running around me, maybe I should go and tend to them?
    "....and was very surprised to see that he didnt actually have a recipe for anus-ankle soup." - Big Ed
  • E.KE.K New South Wales, Australia Posts: 7,726
    yellowled24 wrote:
    Sooooo...what are the plans for everyone on here today? Rockclimbing? Skydiving?

    I plan on getting atleast to 2,000 posts....

    Just coloured my hair then I'll do some laundry.

    Vital is coming over later to mow my lawn. :eek:
    Sydney, Australia - March 12, 1998; Sydney, Australia - February 14, 2003; Sydney, Australia - November 8, 2006; Sydney, Australia - November 25, 2006;  Brisbane, Australia - November, 2009; Gold Coast, Australia - January, 2014, Gold Coast, Australia - November 2024

  • SamuleSamule Posts: 3,231
    Oz Jammer wrote:
    Geez mate, your timing is impeccable again. Just about to head out. Shouldn't be gone long though so I'll whoop your ass when I get back
    Sure you are, off to practice are we Rob?
  • SamuleSamule Posts: 3,231
    yellowled24 wrote:
    K :)

    I like that song....

    I have manic kids running around me, maybe I should go and tend to them?
    Nah, just set up a series of trip wires around the house. Electric Trip Wires. :D
  • Oz JammerOz Jammer Posts: 9,858
    yellowled24 wrote:
    Is it the equivalent to getting hit in the mammary glands??


    I strongly doubt it, unless getting hit in the mammary glands makes it difficult to breathe and leaves you with a nauseous feeling for quite a few minutes after, accompanied by a dull ache
  • yellowled24yellowled24 Posts: 3,118
    Samule wrote:
    Nah, just set up a series of trip wires around the house. Electric Trip Wires. :D
    Well, come to think of it, I am out on a farm with electric fences..... :D
    "....and was very surprised to see that he didnt actually have a recipe for anus-ankle soup." - Big Ed
  • ozsmalltowngirlozsmalltowngirl Posts: 14,362
    Oz Jammer wrote:
    I strongly doubt it, unless getting hit in the mammary glands makes it difficult to breathe and leaves you with a nauseous feeling for quite a few minutes after, accompanied by a dull ache
    Get your nut sack torn open and then your nuts yanked out and we'll talk similar pain :rolleyes: :D
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