Invention Ideas

davidtrios
davidtrios Posts: 9,732
edited February 2013 in All Encompassing Trip
larger ketchup packets..im mean seriously, why the fuck are they so small..they only give you enough sauce for like 3 fries max

whats your invention idea
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  • JonnyPistachio
    JonnyPistachio Florida Posts: 10,219
    extendable hula hoop belt flask.
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  • dimitrispearljam
    dimitrispearljam Posts: 139,725
    JonnyPistachio wrote:
    extendable hula hoop belt flask.
    :lol:
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  • Mamasan23
    Mamasan23 Posts: 16,390
    davidtrios wrote:
    larger ketchup packets..im mean seriously, why the fuck are they so small..they only give you enough sauce for like 3 fries max

    whats your invention idea

    Too late!

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  • davidtrios
    davidtrios Posts: 9,732
    Mamasan23 wrote:
    davidtrios wrote:
    larger ketchup packets..im mean seriously, why the fuck are they so small..they only give you enough sauce for like 3 fries max

    whats your invention idea

    Too late!

    heinz_tomato_ketchup_in_pouch_pkg.gif


    :lol:

    ive never seen those. just ordered gyros and friesand got the tiny packets. as far i know, it doesnt exist!
  • Jason P
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    Mattel, you're on the clock ... two years left on you're deadline ... get cracking, fuckers.

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  • pandora
    pandora Posts: 21,855
    I'm working on a device to open CDs without getting cranky or breaking the plastic case
    or putting a knife slice in it or getting all sticky from that tape ... so aggravating
  • eeriepadave
    eeriepadave West Chester, PA Posts: 43,593
    Hamburger earmuffs (although I’m not sure how to deal with the pickle matrix 🤔)
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  • tempo_n_groove
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    A laser beam attached to my vehicle so I can "pew pew" the idiot drivers into oblivion.
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  • mickeyrat
    mickeyrat Posts: 45,159
    edited May 2020
    tempo_n_groove said:
    A laser beam attached to my vehicle so I can "pew pew" the idiot drivers into oblivion.
    ArtStation - Laser Beam VFX Aran Anderson Visual effects
    similar to mine. For truck drivers. a series gatling paintball guns strategically mounted around the cab. they would shoot specialized message paintballs the trucker would choose from , appropriate for the situation....
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  • tempo_n_groove
    tempo_n_groove Posts: 41,795
    mickeyrat said:
    tempo_n_groove said:
    A laser beam attached to my vehicle so I can "pew pew" the idiot drivers into oblivion.
    ArtStation - Laser Beam VFX Aran Anderson Visual effects
    similar to mine. For truck drivers. a series gatling paintball guns strategically mounted around the cab. they would shoot specialized message paintballs the trucker would choose from , appropriate for the situation....
    I think we can make this work, wanna brainstorm on it?  I'm mechanically inclined.
  • mickeyrat
    mickeyrat Posts: 45,159
    tempo_n_groove said:
    mickeyrat said:
    tempo_n_groove said:
    A laser beam attached to my vehicle so I can "pew pew" the idiot drivers into oblivion.
    ArtStation - Laser Beam VFX Aran Anderson Visual effects
    similar to mine. For truck drivers. a series gatling paintball guns strategically mounted around the cab. they would shoot specialized message paintballs the trucker would choose from , appropriate for the situation....
    I think we can make this work, wanna brainstorm on it?  I'm mechanically inclined.
    it starts with the special message paintballs.....

    solve that the rest is easy enough.
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  • tempo_n_groove
    tempo_n_groove Posts: 41,795
    mickeyrat said:
    tempo_n_groove said:
    mickeyrat said:
    tempo_n_groove said:
    A laser beam attached to my vehicle so I can "pew pew" the idiot drivers into oblivion.
    ArtStation - Laser Beam VFX Aran Anderson Visual effects
    similar to mine. For truck drivers. a series gatling paintball guns strategically mounted around the cab. they would shoot specialized message paintballs the trucker would choose from , appropriate for the situation....
    I think we can make this work, wanna brainstorm on it?  I'm mechanically inclined.
    it starts with the special message paintballs.....

    solve that the rest is easy enough.
    Every car pretty much has blue tooth or their phone does, right?

    I believe there in lies the answer!
  • brianlux
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    tempo_n_groove said:
    A laser beam attached to my vehicle so I can "pew pew" the idiot drivers into oblivion.
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    Another option for you:

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  • dankind
    dankind Posts: 20,841
    I was going to say a dick that sucks itself, but I just got back from AMT and now I see that those have been around for quite a while.
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  • tempo_n_groove
    tempo_n_groove Posts: 41,795
    dankind said:
    I was going to say a dick that sucks itself, but I just got back from AMT and now I see that those have been around for quite a while.
    HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!
  • pjhawks
    pjhawks Posts: 13,041
    a washer and dryer combo. so that when the clothes are done  being washed they are automatically shifted from washer into the dryer and dried with no personal transfer needed.  and if you could add in folding them after they are dried well that would be worth millions.
  • deadendp
    deadendp Northeast Ohio Posts: 10,434
    edited May 2020
    pjhawks said:
    a washer and dryer combo. so that when the clothes are done  being washed they are automatically shifted from washer into the dryer and dried with no personal transfer needed.  and if you could add in folding them after they are dried well that would be worth millions.
    That does exist. Look up stuff for tiny houses. :smiley:

    No folding though.  
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  • dankind
    dankind Posts: 20,841
    deadendp said:
    pjhawks said:
    a washer and dryer combo. so that when the clothes are done  being washed they are automatically shifted from washer into the dryer and dried with no personal transfer needed.  and if you could add in folding them after they are dried well that would be worth millions.
    That does exist. Look up stuff for tiny houses. :smiley:

    No folding though.  
    Yeah, we had an awesome washer/dryer combo when we lived in Brooklyn. It took some getting accustomed to, but once we trained ourselves on how best to use it for our particular living/laundry situation, it was a beautiful thing. 
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  • Purple Fairy Tree
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    Jason P said:
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    Mattel, you're on the clock ... two years left on you're deadline ... get cracking, fuckers.

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  • Poncier
    Poncier Posts: 18,016
    Tuna fish with mayo already in the can...no wait, feed mayonnaise to live tuna fish.

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