Trump joke

densan
densan Posts: 563
edited March 2020 in A Moving Train
Trump thinks Oral sex is talking about  himself. ty
Edit: I just realized "oral" is capitalized. Seems ok though. 
Be different & make a difference. Decency & kindness @ a grassroots level works.
Post edited by densan on
«1

Comments

  • brianlux
    brianlux Moving through All Kinds of Terrain. Posts: 43,668
    edited March 2020
    A monkey hitting keys at random on a typewriter for an infinite amount of time will eventually come up with the works of Shakespeare, so all Donald Trump really needs to be considered one of the great US presidents is an infinite amount of time and a monkey that can type.
    Post edited by brianlux on
    "It's a sad and beautiful world"
    -Roberto Benigni

  • SVRDhand13
    SVRDhand13 Posts: 27,016
    Trump joke:

    trump is the president of the United States 
    severed hand thirteen
    2006: Gorge 7/23 2008: Hartford 6/27 Beacon 7/1 2009: Spectrum 10/30-31
    2010: Newark 5/18 MSG 5/20-21 2011: PJ20 9/3-4 2012: Made In America 9/2
    2013: Brooklyn 10/18-19 Philly 10/21-22 Hartford 10/25 2014: ACL10/12
    2015: NYC 9/23 2016: Tampa 4/11 Philly 4/28-29 MSG 5/1-2 Fenway 8/5+8/7
    2017: RRHoF 4/7   2018: Fenway 9/2+9/4   2021: Sea Hear Now 9/18 
    2022: MSG 9/11  2024: MSG 9/3-4 Philly 9/7+9/9 Fenway 9/15+9/17
    2025: Pittsburgh 5/16+5/18
  • Ledbetterman10
    Ledbetterman10 Posts: 17,000
    “Trump’s the type of guy that films himself jerking off, then jerks off to that video.”

    —-Seth McFarlane at the Trump roast 
    2000: Camden 1, 2003: Philly, State College, Camden 1, MSG 2, Hershey, 2004: Reading, 2005: Philly, 2006: Camden 1, 2, East Rutherford 1, 2007: Lollapalooza, 2008: Camden 1, Washington D.C., MSG 1, 2, 2009: Philly 1, 2, 3, 4, 2010: Bristol, MSG 2, 2011: PJ20 1, 2, 2012: Made In America, 2013: Brooklyn 2, Philly 2, 2014: Denver, 2015: Global Citizen Festival, 2016: Philly 2, Fenway 1, 2018: Fenway 1, 2, 2021: Sea. Hear. Now. 2022: Camden, 2024: Philly 2, 2025: Pittsburgh 1

    Pearl Jam bootlegs:
    http://wegotshit.blogspot.com
  • CM189191
    CM189191 Posts: 6,927
    Trump is a dumb man's idea of a smart man, 
    a poor man's idea of a rich man,
    and a weak man's idea of a strong man
  • josevolution
    josevolution Posts: 31,763
    Yet here he is leader of the free world, who’s laughing now!
    jesus greets me looks just like me ....
  • rgambs
    rgambs Posts: 13,576
    CM189191 said:
    Trump is a dumb man's idea of a smart man, 
    a poor man's idea of a rich man,
    and a weak man's idea of a strong man
    That's not a joke.  That's unadorned truth.
    Monkey Driven, Call this Living?
  • rgambs
    rgambs Posts: 13,576
    CM189191 said:
    Trump is a dumb man's idea of a smart man, 
    a poor man's idea of a rich man,
    and a weak man's idea of a strong man
    That's not a joke.  That's unadorned truth.
    Monkey Driven, Call this Living?
  • cutz
    cutz Posts: 12,291

  • brianlux
    brianlux Moving through All Kinds of Terrain. Posts: 43,668
    edited March 2020
    cutz said:


    I saw that on FB.  Funny as all get out.  The guy nails it!
    "It's a sad and beautiful world"
    -Roberto Benigni

  • darwinstheory
    darwinstheory LaPorte, IN Posts: 7,407
    Fan. Fucking. Tastic!
    "A smart monkey doesn't monkey around with another monkey's monkey" - Darwin's Theory
  • mfc2006
    mfc2006 HTOWN Posts: 37,491
    HAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!
    I LOVE MUSIC.
    www.cluthelee.com
    www.cluthe.com
  • Smellyman
    Smellyman Asia Posts: 4,528
    What do you call a potato with a penis?

    A Dictator
    Trump
  • CM189191
    CM189191 Posts: 6,927
    What's the difference between a chick pea and a garbanzo bean?
  • g under p
    g under p Surfing The far side of THE Sombrero Galaxy Posts: 18,237
    Not a Trump joke but they're ways to squeeze one in right.....

    https://m.facebook.com/story.php?story_fbid=3503136446367325&id=100000130136591?sfnsn=mo

    Peace
    *We CAN bomb the World to pieces, but we CAN'T bomb it into PEACE*...Michael Franti

    *MUSIC IS the expression of EMOTION.....and that POLITICS IS merely the DECOY of PERCEPTION*
    .....song_Music & Politics....Michael Franti

    *The scientists of today think deeply instead of clearly. One must be sane to think clearly, but one can think deeply and be quite INSANE*....Nikola Tesla(a man who shaped our world of electricity with his futuristic inventions)


  • tempo_n_groove
    tempo_n_groove Posts: 41,580
    CM189191 said:
    What's the difference between a chick pea and a garbanzo bean?
    I'm waiting for the punchlne!
  • mfc2006
    mfc2006 HTOWN Posts: 37,491
    Smellyman said:
    What do you call a potato with a penis?

    A Dictator
    Trump
    LOL
    I LOVE MUSIC.
    www.cluthelee.com
    www.cluthe.com
  • CM189191
    CM189191 Posts: 6,927
    tempo_n_groove said:
    CM189191 said:
    What's the difference between a chick pea and a garbanzo bean?
    I'm waiting for the punchlne!
    tRUmp never had a garbanzo bean on his face
  • mfc2006
    mfc2006 HTOWN Posts: 37,491
    CM189191 said:
    tempo_n_groove said:
    CM189191 said:
    What's the difference between a chick pea and a garbanzo bean?
    I'm waiting for the punchlne!
    tRUmp never had a garbanzo bean on his face
    LOL
    I LOVE MUSIC.
    www.cluthelee.com
    www.cluthe.com
  • Smellyman
    Smellyman Asia Posts: 4,528
    CM189191 said:
    tempo_n_groove said:
    CM189191 said:
    What's the difference between a chick pea and a garbanzo bean?
    I'm waiting for the punchlne!
    tRUmp never had a garbanzo bean on his face

    Win
  • darwinstheory
    darwinstheory LaPorte, IN Posts: 7,407
    CM189191 said:
    What's the difference between a chick pea and a garbanzo bean?
    Nice
    "A smart monkey doesn't monkey around with another monkey's monkey" - Darwin's Theory

Categories