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densandensan Posts: 563
edited March 2020 in A Moving Train
Trump thinks Oral sex is talking about  himself. ty
Edit: I just realized "oral" is capitalized. Seems ok though. 
Be different & make a difference. Decency & kindness @ a grassroots level works.
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  • brianluxbrianlux Posts: 42,023
    edited March 2020
    A monkey hitting keys at random on a typewriter for an infinite amount of time will eventually come up with the works of Shakespeare, so all Donald Trump really needs to be considered one of the great US presidents is an infinite amount of time and a monkey that can type.
    Post edited by brianlux on
    “The fear of death follows from the fear of life. A man [or woman] who lives fully is prepared to die at any time.”
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  • SVRDhand13SVRDhand13 Posts: 26,168
    Trump joke:

    trump is the president of the United States 
    severed hand thirteen
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    “Trump’s the type of guy that films himself jerking off, then jerks off to that video.”

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  • CM189191CM189191 Posts: 6,927
    Trump is a dumb man's idea of a smart man, 
    a poor man's idea of a rich man,
    and a weak man's idea of a strong man
  • josevolutionjosevolution Posts: 29,522
    Yet here he is leader of the free world, who’s laughing now!
    jesus greets me looks just like me ....
  • rgambsrgambs Posts: 13,576
    CM189191 said:
    Trump is a dumb man's idea of a smart man, 
    a poor man's idea of a rich man,
    and a weak man's idea of a strong man
    That's not a joke.  That's unadorned truth.
    Monkey Driven, Call this Living?
  • rgambsrgambs Posts: 13,576
    CM189191 said:
    Trump is a dumb man's idea of a smart man, 
    a poor man's idea of a rich man,
    and a weak man's idea of a strong man
    That's not a joke.  That's unadorned truth.
    Monkey Driven, Call this Living?
  • cutzcutz Posts: 11,833

  • brianluxbrianlux Posts: 42,023
    edited March 2020
    cutz said:


    I saw that on FB.  Funny as all get out.  The guy nails it!
    “The fear of death follows from the fear of life. A man [or woman] who lives fully is prepared to die at any time.”
    Variously credited to Mark Twain or Edward Abbey.













  • darwinstheorydarwinstheory Posts: 6,451
    Fan. Fucking. Tastic!
    "A smart monkey doesn't monkey around with another monkey's monkey" - Darwin's Theory
  • mfc2006mfc2006 Posts: 37,441
    HAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!
    I LOVE MUSIC.
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  • SmellymanSmellyman Posts: 4,524
    What do you call a potato with a penis?

    A Dictator
    Trump
  • CM189191CM189191 Posts: 6,927
    What's the difference between a chick pea and a garbanzo bean?
  • g under pg under p Posts: 18,196
    Not a Trump joke but they're ways to squeeze one in right.....

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  • tempo_n_groovetempo_n_groove Posts: 40,355
    CM189191 said:
    What's the difference between a chick pea and a garbanzo bean?
    I'm waiting for the punchlne!
  • mfc2006mfc2006 Posts: 37,441
    Smellyman said:
    What do you call a potato with a penis?

    A Dictator
    Trump
    LOL
    I LOVE MUSIC.
    www.cluthelee.com
    www.cluthe.com
  • CM189191CM189191 Posts: 6,927
    tempo_n_groove said:
    CM189191 said:
    What's the difference between a chick pea and a garbanzo bean?
    I'm waiting for the punchlne!
    tRUmp never had a garbanzo bean on his face
  • mfc2006mfc2006 Posts: 37,441
    CM189191 said:
    tempo_n_groove said:
    CM189191 said:
    What's the difference between a chick pea and a garbanzo bean?
    I'm waiting for the punchlne!
    tRUmp never had a garbanzo bean on his face
    LOL
    I LOVE MUSIC.
    www.cluthelee.com
    www.cluthe.com
  • SmellymanSmellyman Posts: 4,524
    CM189191 said:
    tempo_n_groove said:
    CM189191 said:
    What's the difference between a chick pea and a garbanzo bean?
    I'm waiting for the punchlne!
    tRUmp never had a garbanzo bean on his face

    Win
  • darwinstheorydarwinstheory Posts: 6,451
    CM189191 said:
    What's the difference between a chick pea and a garbanzo bean?
    Nice
    "A smart monkey doesn't monkey around with another monkey's monkey" - Darwin's Theory
  • tempo_n_groovetempo_n_groove Posts: 40,355
    CM189191 said:
    tempo_n_groove said:
    CM189191 said:
    What's the difference between a chick pea and a garbanzo bean?
    I'm waiting for the punchlne!
    tRUmp never had a garbanzo bean on his face
    HA!

    @Halifax2TheMax
  • Halifax2TheMaxHalifax2TheMax Posts: 39,017
    tempo_n_groove said:
    CM189191 said:
    tempo_n_groove said:
    CM189191 said:
    What's the difference between a chick pea and a garbanzo bean?
    I'm waiting for the punchlne!
    tRUmp never had a garbanzo bean on his face
    HA!

    @Halifax2TheMax
    Right? And some posters think I’m crazy.
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  • tempo_n_groovetempo_n_groove Posts: 40,355
    Halifax2TheMax said:
    tempo_n_groove said:
    CM189191 said:
    tempo_n_groove said:
    CM189191 said:
    What's the difference between a chick pea and a garbanzo bean?
    I'm waiting for the punchlne!
    tRUmp never had a garbanzo bean on his face
    HA!

    @Halifax2TheMax
    Right? And some posters think I’m crazy.
    That would be the other part of the joke then...

    I kid, I kid.
  • Halifax2TheMaxHalifax2TheMax Posts: 39,017
    tempo_n_groove said:
    Halifax2TheMax said:
    tempo_n_groove said:
    CM189191 said:
    tempo_n_groove said:
    CM189191 said:
    What's the difference between a chick pea and a garbanzo bean?
    I'm waiting for the punchlne!
    tRUmp never had a garbanzo bean on his face
    HA!

    @Halifax2TheMax
    Right? And some posters think I’m crazy.
    That would be the other part of the joke then...

    I kid, I kid.
    Bahahahahahaha! Bully.
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  • tempo_n_groovetempo_n_groove Posts: 40,355
    Halifax2TheMax said:
    tempo_n_groove said:
    Halifax2TheMax said:
    tempo_n_groove said:
    CM189191 said:
    tempo_n_groove said:
    CM189191 said:
    What's the difference between a chick pea and a garbanzo bean?
    I'm waiting for the punchlne!
    tRUmp never had a garbanzo bean on his face
    HA!

    @Halifax2TheMax
    Right? And some posters think I’m crazy.
    That would be the other part of the joke then...

    I kid, I kid.
    Bahahahahahaha! Bully.
    Thanks for letting me have some fun.

    Be safe.
  • Halifax2TheMaxHalifax2TheMax Posts: 39,017
    tempo_n_groove said:
    Halifax2TheMax said:
    tempo_n_groove said:
    Halifax2TheMax said:
    tempo_n_groove said:
    CM189191 said:
    tempo_n_groove said:
    CM189191 said:
    What's the difference between a chick pea and a garbanzo bean?
    I'm waiting for the punchlne!
    tRUmp never had a garbanzo bean on his face
    HA!

    @Halifax2TheMax
    Right? And some posters think I’m crazy.
    That would be the other part of the joke then...

    I kid, I kid.
    Bahahahahahaha! Bully.
    Thanks for letting me have some fun.

    Be safe.
    You too. Crazy fucking times. A glimmer of hope today in the numbers but I fear we all may end up knowing someone personally impacted. And I don’t want that to happen to anyone.
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