Australia and NZ tour rumours going around Part 2 (No Bullshit)

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  • illegal pantsillegal pants Posts: 13,471
    *sniff sniff* I smell lemons.....was that you, Stella? ;)

    :o:o:o
    wah
  • ozsmalltowngirlozsmalltowngirl Posts: 14,362
    awwww!! :o

    how many days has the board been here? feckin ridiculous!
    Tooooo many :( Wahhhhhhhhhhhh! I need a crying smylie :crying like a baby:

    I think everyone in customs is taking it for a rip :mad:
  • illegal pantsillegal pants Posts: 13,471
    How bout a bourbon.....served in a helmet ;):p

    define 'helmet' :eek:
    wah
  • illegal pantsillegal pants Posts: 13,471
    Tooooo many :( Wahhhhhhhhhhhh! I need a crying smylie :crying like a baby:

    I think everyone in customs is taking it for a rip :mad:

    :mad: HOPE NOT!! :(

    lemme cheer you up...

    http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v94/illegal_pants/chuck_norris__.gif

    :eek:
    wah
  • ozsmalltowngirlozsmalltowngirl Posts: 14,362
    define 'helmet' :eek:
    OMG!!!! I am laught WAAAAAAAAAAAY too loudly tonight :eek:

    You can have a helmet with #29 painted on it .....unless you're lucky enough to have a different one there you'd like to use ;)
  • illegal pantsillegal pants Posts: 13,471
    OMG!!!! I am laught WAAAAAAAAAAAY too loudly tonight :eek:

    You can have a helmet with #29 painted on it .....unless you're lucky enough to have a different one there you'd like to use ;)

    hehehe!!

    maybe i do kylie ;) one on this load of HOT STUFF :eek:

    http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v94/illegal_pants/gifs/harold.gif
    OMG :eek:
    wah
  • Oz JammerOz Jammer Posts: 9,858
    Goodnight everybody

    I'll leave you with these Chuck Norris facts

    # When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night, he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.

    # Chuck Norris doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants.

    # There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of creatures Chuck Norris has allowed to live.

    # Outer space exists because it's afraid to be on the same planet with Chuck Norris.

    # Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.

    # Chuck Norris destroyed the periodic table, because he only recognizes the element of surprise.

    # Chuck Norris is currently suing NBC, claiming Law and Order are trademarked names for his left and right legs.

    # Chuck Norris is the reason why Waldo is hiding.

    # Chuck Norris counted to infinity - twice.

    # There is no chin behind Chuck Norris’ beard. There is only another fist.

    # When Chuck Norris does a pushup, he isn’t lifting himself up, he’s pushing the Earth down.

    # Chuck Norris is so fast, he can run around the world and punch himself in the back of the head.

    # Chuck Norris’ hand is the only hand that can beat a Royal Flush.

    # Chuck Norris can lead a horse to water AND make it drink.

    # Chuck Norris doesn’t wear a watch, HE decides what time it is.

    # Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door.

    # Chuck Norris does not get frostbite. Chuck Norris bites frost

    # Remember the Soviet Union? They decided to quit after watching a DeltaForce marathon on Satellite TV.

    # Contrary to popular belief, America is not a democracy, it is a Chucktatorship.
  • illegal pantsillegal pants Posts: 13,471
    http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v94/illegal_pants/gifs/soulglow-1.gif

    OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :eek:
    wah
  • illegal pantsillegal pants Posts: 13,471
    Oz Jammer wrote:
    Goodnight everybody

    I'll leave you with these Chuck Norris facts

    # When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night, he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.

    # Chuck Norris doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants.

    # There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of creatures Chuck Norris has allowed to live.

    # Outer space exists because it's afraid to be on the same planet with Chuck Norris.

    # Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.

    # Chuck Norris destroyed the periodic table, because he only recognizes the element of surprise.

    Chuck Norris is currently suing NBC, claiming Law and Order are trademarked names for his left and right legs.
    # Chuck Norris is the reason why Waldo is hiding.

    # Chuck Norris counted to infinity - twice.

    # There is no chin behind Chuck Norris’ beard. There is only another fist.

    # When Chuck Norris does a pushup, he isn’t lifting himself up, he’s pushing the Earth down.

    # Chuck Norris is so fast, he can run around the world and punch himself in the back of the head.

    # Chuck Norris’ hand is the only hand that can beat a Royal Flush.

    # Chuck Norris can lead a horse to water AND make it drink.

    # Chuck Norris doesn’t wear a watch, HE decides what time it is.

    # Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door.

    # Chuck Norris does not get frostbite. Chuck Norris bites frost

    # Remember the Soviet Union? They decided to quit after watching a DeltaForce marathon on Satellite TV.

    # Contrary to popular belief, America is not a democracy, it is a Chucktatorship.

    hahaaha i love these!!

    he bites frost? :eek:

    http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v94/illegal_pants/gifs/seinfeld.gif

    that one's for you Rob ;) night night...

    sweet dreams (um :eek: )
    wah
  • ozsmalltowngirlozsmalltowngirl Posts: 14,362
    :eek: WHAT......THE....?????? :eek:

    G'Night Rob :( Shame you can't have a drink with me :D
    Sweet dreams :)



    Ooh....if you haven't already gone???? How early do you think I should get to Jack Johnson (MES) tomorrow to line up to get a good posi????
  • ozsmalltowngirlozsmalltowngirl Posts: 14,362
    http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v94/illegal_pants/gifs/soulglow-1.gif

    OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
    :eek: OK They heard me laughing all the way down at the pub that time :D


    That is just too hot for me :o :eek: It's times like this I wish Glenn had hair




    still laughing





    really loudly :o
  • ozsmalltowngirlozsmalltowngirl Posts: 14,362
    hahaaha i love these!!

    he bites frost? :eek:

    http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v94/illegal_pants/gifs/seinfeld.gif

    that one's for you Rob ;) night night...

    sweet dreams (um :eek: )
    :eek: I thought he was humping George, when that first started :eek:
  • illegal pantsillegal pants Posts: 13,471
    LMAO Kylie!! :D:D:o awwww!! i think all guys need that mandatory cut for 1 period of their lives ;)

    hope you don't have this happen too often in the morning after a big night :eek:

    http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v94/illegal_pants/gifs/kramerlook24.gif
    wah
  • ozsmalltowngirlozsmalltowngirl Posts: 14,362
    :eek: my Steven would....ummmmmm.....get a little 'excited' over that.

    She was on Oprah today/yesterday
  • Oz JammerOz Jammer Posts: 9,858
    hahaaha i love these!!

    he bites frost? :eek:

    http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v94/illegal_pants/gifs/seinfeld.gif

    that one's for you Rob ;) night night...

    sweet dreams (um :eek: )

    :D
    I love that episode!!

    KRAMER: Our day was ruined. There was a lot of people, you know, they were
    waiting by the player's parking lot. Now we're coming down the ramp ... [cut
    to film of the day - like the Zapruder film] ... Newman was in front of me. Keith was coming toward us, as he passes Newman turns and says, " Nice game pretty boy.". Keith continued past us up the ramp.

    NEWMAN: A second later, something happened that changed us in a deep and
    profound way front that day forward.

    ELAINE: What was it?

    KRAMER: He spit on us.... and I screamed out, "I'm hit!"

    NEWMAN: Then I turned and the spit ricochet of him and it hit me.




    Goodnight!!
  • illegal pantsillegal pants Posts: 13,471
    :eek: I thought he was humping George, when that first started

    HAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA OMG :eek: no no :o

    http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v94/illegal_pants/gifs/jen.gif

    for Brendan ;)

    everyone...

    http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v94/illegal_pants/gifs/hesalwayswatching.gif

    :eek:
    wah
  • ozsmalltowngirlozsmalltowngirl Posts: 14,362
    LMAO Kylie!! :D awwww!! i think all guys need that mandatory cut for 1 period of their lives ;)

    hope you don't have this happen too often in the morning after a big night

    http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v94/illegal_pants/gifs/kramerlook24.gif

    :eek: I hope I NEVER have that happen!!! :eek:
  • illegal pantsillegal pants Posts: 13,471
    :eek: my Steven would....ummmmmm.....get a little 'excited' over that.

    She was on Oprah today/yesterday

    LOL :eek: am guessing he's a fan of Oprah now ;) :eek:
    wah
  • illegal pantsillegal pants Posts: 13,471
    Oz Jammer wrote:
    :D
    I love that episode!!

    KRAMER: Our day was ruined. There was a lot of people, you know, they were
    waiting by the player's parking lot. Now we're coming down the ramp ... [cut
    to film of the day - like the Zapruder film] ... Newman was in front of me. Keith was coming toward us, as he passes Newman turns and says, " Nice game pretty boy.". Keith continued past us up the ramp.

    NEWMAN: A second later, something happened that changed us in a deep and
    profound way front that day forward.

    ELAINE: What was it?

    KRAMER: He spit on us.... and I screamed out, "I'm hit!"

    NEWMAN: Then I turned and the spit ricochet of him and it hit me.




    Goodnight!!

    ahhhh what a good read :o such a classic moment

    night Rob :)
    wah
  • ozsmalltowngirlozsmalltowngirl Posts: 14,362
    awwww handled like a true professional Jen :) I hate it when that happens :rolleyes:


    and


    :eek: CREEPY Easter Bunny!!! Did you watch Vicor of Dibley last week? LMFAO!!!!
  • Oz JammerOz Jammer Posts: 9,858
    :eek: WHAT......THE....?????? :eek:

    G'Night Rob :( Shame you can't have a drink with me :D
    Sweet dreams :)



    Ooh....if you haven't already gone???? How early do you think I should get to Jack Johnson (MES) tomorrow to line up to get a good posi????

    They've got a special promotion thing going on at Jack's concerts. You get a special passport and you have to go around doing special things that are outlined in the passport. For every one you do you get a stamp. If you fill the passport you get a chance to sit sidestage. I'd recommend you get there quite early
  • ozsmalltowngirlozsmalltowngirl Posts: 14,362
    LOL am guessing he's a fan of Oprah now ;)
    He was at school, so didn't see it.....and no, I didn't record it for him.....I think it wouldve been like porn for him :eek:
    Ahhhhhhhhhhh :( when did my baby grow up?! :(






    WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!! "Please, please pleeeeeease! Don't go on me!!!" *sigh* what a song!! I bet my neighbours hate PJ :(
  • aus_suzaus_suz Posts: 9,406
    awwww handled like a true professional Jen :) I hate it when that happens :rolleyes:


    and


    :eek: CREEPY Easter Bunny!!! Did you watch Vicor of Dibley last week? LMFAO!!!!



    Yes..............was funny.........
  • ozsmalltowngirlozsmalltowngirl Posts: 14,362
    Oz Jammer wrote:
    They've got a special promotion thing going on at Jack's concerts. You get a special passport and you have to go around doing special things that are outlined in the passport. For every one you do you get a stamp. If you fill the passport you get a chance to sit sidestage. I'd recommend you get there quite early
    :eek: Are you pulling my leg????!

    I was planning on leaving about mid day? be there by 1:30/2 and it starts at 5:00.

    Also...was there any merch??


    AND........you might as well stay up and chat ;)
  • illegal pantsillegal pants Posts: 13,471
    :eek: I hope I NEVER have that happen!!! :eek:

    yeh :o

    or this :eek:

    http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v94/illegal_pants/gifs/LyndaCarterWonderWoman_CamelToe.gif

    how embarrassment!
    wah
  • illegal pantsillegal pants Posts: 13,471
    awwww handled like a true professional Jen :) I hate it when that happens :rolleyes:


    and


    :eek: CREEPY Easter Bunny!!! Did you watch Vicor of Dibley last week? LMFAO!!!!

    yeh she did :)

    i've never watched that :eek:
    wah
  • Oz JammerOz Jammer Posts: 9,858
    :eek: Are you pulling my leh????!

    I was planning on leaving about mid day? be there by 1:30/2 and it starts at 5:00.

    Also...was there any merch??


    AND........you might as well stay up and chat ;)

    No, it's completely true. Check out Jack's website for proof.
    Yep there was merch. The shirts were pretty nice. There were women's shirts too.

    Definitely going to bed now. I played indoor soccer tonight. I'm exhausted and my foot is all jarred up and swollen :(

    Sweet dreams you two :)
  • illegal pantsillegal pants Posts: 13,471
    He was at school, so didn't see it.....and no, I didn't record it for him.....I think it wouldve been like porn for him :eek:
    Ahhhhhhhhhhh when did my baby grow up?! :(






    WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!! "Please, please pleeeeeease! Don't go on me!!!" *sigh* what a song!! I bet my neighbours hate PJ :(

    heheheheee!! how far are they?? at least 50m :eek:

    aw!!! maybe they'll show it on fox one day again! how old is he? :eek:
    wah
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