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Australia and NZ tour rumours going around Part 2 (No Bullshit)

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  • DonJonDonJon Posts: 5,089
    ZiggyStar wrote:
    Yes you did....you gave it to me!

    Fuck Im a good bloke.

    What was it again. I posted it to you yeah?
    I'll ride the wave where it takes me.
  • aus_suzaus_suz Posts: 9,406
    ZiggyStar wrote:
    I'm still here.....trying to madly do Leigh's BAS that was due yesterday! ARRGGHHHH!!!!



    LOL I did Matts on time......got the payment slip yesterday............:(
    I wish they would scrap tax and go back and do the gst the way it was suppose to be done in the first place.....
  • aus_suzaus_suz Posts: 9,406
    I hate the !@#$ ing fees they charge for lodging them late......
    I hate the Tax Dept those guys in there as such bastards.................:(
  • ZiggyStarZiggyStar Posts: 14,328
    DonJon wrote:
    Fuck Im a good bloke.

    What was it again. I posted it to you yeah?

    Yes, YOU ARE a good bloke. :) Man, I wish I was meeting all of you in a few weeks....

    Love Reign Over Me....and yes you posted it to me after I left mine in the sun and it nearly folded in half from the heat! And I believe you had a sticker on it saying "Here you go DICKHEAD!! Don't leave this one in the sun!" :D
    ★ 1995 - Brisbane ★ 1998 - Brisbane ★ 2003 - Brisbane ★ 2006 - Brisbane ★
    ★ 2009 - Sydney, Brisbane, Auckland, Christchurch ★
    ★ 2011 - EV Newcastle, Melbourne 1, Melbourne 2 ★
  • aus_suzaus_suz Posts: 9,406
    ZiggyStar wrote:
    Yes, YOU ARE a good bloke. :) Man, I wish I was meeting all of you in a few weeks....

    Love Reign Over Me....and yes you posted it to me after I left mine in the sun and it nearly folded in half from the heat! And I believe you had a sticker on it saying "Here you go DICKHEAD!! Don't leave this one in the sun!" :D



    HAHAHA love those kind of personal touches.....
  • DonJonDonJon Posts: 5,089
    aus_suz wrote:
    I hate the !@#$ ing fees they charge for lodging them late......
    I hate the Tax Dept those guys in there as such bastards.................:(

    I wont go into this too much as it just depresses and pisses me off but the ATO has really effected me in the last few years (seriously).

    Ive done about 8 years of accounting and taxation study and for 8 years I have been consistantly taught (in fact drilled thru my head) ETHICS and MORALS. We are a trusted and admired (sometimes) profession who have to uphold certain standard blah blah blah and hence charge fee's accordingly. Anywho you get the picture..

    NOW. I ring the tax office on average of 20 times per week. I get a special tax agents number to call with no waiting times and (APPARENTELY) where there the senior staff are. I ring and ask the same question to 10 differet people and I get 8 different answers. Which fucking one do I tell the client?????

    The amount of times these c*nts have fucked up and it has inconvenienced me (by either having to search for an hour to find the correct info or call them back again to only get another answer) is unbelievable.

    These errors happen at least twice a week and when you finally get a manager on the phone and say "Fred in Team 1 Hobart told me so" the response is always the same "Sorry Mr Johnson you've been misinformed this is how its done" Little do they know how much time Ive wasted and little Freddy dont even know he's fucked up. Hire monkeys and have shit training then how you gonna fix it. They wont you've just gotta deal with it.

    Sorry but this is the one thing in life I hate most along with disrespectful people. Thinking about it now they are the same really!!!

    Anyway as of a month ago Ive started documenting EVERY chat with the ATO and when I get enough incidents (say 30) Im gonna document them all and send them to the Ombudsman and let him read for an hour how fucked up the system really is.

    Aus_Suz now I could utilise your anger here. The ATO is 20 metres from my work. Wanna become a martyr with me?????????? And I get to keep the 50 so virgins or whatever they reckon it is.

    OVER
    I'll ride the wave where it takes me.
  • DonJonDonJon Posts: 5,089
    ZiggyStar wrote:
    Yes, YOU ARE a good bloke. :) Man, I wish I was meeting all of you in a few weeks....

    Love Reign Over Me....and yes you posted it to me after I left mine in the sun and it nearly folded in half from the heat! And I believe you had a sticker on it saying "Here you go DICKHEAD!! Don't leave this one in the sun!" :D

    Argh yes I remember it vividly now.

    So you have decided you def cant make it in Nov? Shame I thought it was still a possibility and besides the fact of not meeting - I wanted to see Tig beat the crap outta ya.













    Then Ill hit you while your down :D coz Im tough
    I'll ride the wave where it takes me.
  • aus_suz wrote:
    Nope it didnt come I checked my junk mail as well its not there.........:(
    Hmmmmmm? wierd :confused:

    I've just re-sent it.
  • DonJon wrote:
    Argh yes I remember it vividly now.

    So you have decided you def cant make it in Nov? Shame I thought it was still a possibility and besides the fact of not meeting - I wanted to see Tig beat the crap outta ya.













    Then Ill hit you while your down :D coz Im tough
    :eek: :eek:
  • DonJonDonJon Posts: 5,089
    Kylie remind me to tell you in Qld about my physio result. Fascinating stuff the human body.

    If I had my life over again Id definitely be a physio or some form of trainer. Or maybe a gigilo (sp?) or a surf instructor and porn star on the side.

    The explanations he gave me for doing things certain ways is just mind blowing . He fully deserves the $150/hour he charges. He couldnt fix my erection problems tho
    I'll ride the wave where it takes me.
  • DonJon wrote:
    Kylie remind me to tell you in Qld about my physio result. Fascinating stuff the human body.

    I will....can't wait to hear about it! It's pretty amazing what they can tell about you isn't it.
    DonJon wrote:
    If I had my life over again Id definitely be a physio or some form of trainer. Or maybe a gigilo (sp?) or a surf instructor and porn star on the side.
    It's NEVER too late, Brendan!!! Do them all!!!!!! :D
    DonJon wrote:
    The explanations he gave me for doing things certain ways is just mind blowing . He fully deserves the $150/hour he charges. He couldnt fix my erection problems tho
    Absolutely....if you find a good one (which it sounds like you have) they're worth their weight in gold !
    Erection problems.....get yourself a good root!! ;) :eek: :p That'll help get rid of it (the erection)
  • I was actually just sitting and thinking about your physio session....;)......did he make you wear a collar or one of those mouth ball gag things, while you were crawling around in front of the camera? That could also explain the fee ;);) LOL!!!
  • aus_suzaus_suz Posts: 9,406
    DonJon wrote:

    maybe a gigilo (sp?) or a surf instructor and porn star on the side.

    Should we be calling you DonJonHolmes??......:p
  • aus_suz wrote:
    Should we be calling you DonJonHolmes??......:p
    :eek:

    Calling him!!!! Dammit....I was only saying to Rob the other day, I should have grabbed Brendans number when I saw him :p;):D
  • DonJonDonJon Posts: 5,089
    I was actually just sitting and thinking about your physio session....;)......did he make you wear a collar or one of those mouth ball gag things, while you were crawling around in front of the camera? That could also explain the fee ;);) LOL!!!

    Woulda been free then wouldnt it.

    Nah it went really well and answered a lotta question re posture, movement etc. Excellent stuff
    I'll ride the wave where it takes me.
  • aus_suzaus_suz Posts: 9,406
    DonJon wrote:
    I wont go into this too much as it just depresses and pisses me off but the ATO has really effected me in the last few years (seriously).

    Ive done about 8 years of accounting and taxation study and for 8 years I have been consistantly taught (in fact drilled thru my head) ETHICS and MORALS. We are a trusted and admired (sometimes) profession who have to uphold certain standard blah blah blah and hence charge fee's accordingly. Anywho you get the picture..

    NOW. I ring the tax office on average of 20 times per week. I get a special tax agents number to call with no waiting times and (APPARENTELY) where there the senior staff are. I ring and ask the same question to 10 differet people and I get 8 different answers. Which fucking one do I tell the client?????

    The amount of times these c*nts have fucked up and it has inconvenienced me (by either having to search for an hour to find the correct info or call them back again to only get another answer) is unbelievable.

    These errors happen at least twice a week and when you finally get a manager on the phone and say "Fred in Team 1 Hobart told me so" the response is always the same "Sorry Mr Johnson you've been misinformed this is how its done" Little do they know how much time Ive wasted and little Freddy dont even know he's fucked up. Hire monkeys and have shit training then how you gonna fix it. They wont you've just gotta deal with it.

    Sorry but this is the one thing in life I hate most along with disrespectful people. Thinking about it now they are the same really!!!

    Anyway as of a month ago Ive started documenting EVERY chat with the ATO and when I get enough incidents (say 30) Im gonna document them all and send them to the Ombudsman and let him read for an hour how fucked up the system really is.

    Aus_Suz now I could utilise your anger here. The ATO is 20 metres from my work. Wanna become a martyr with me?????????? And I get to keep the 50 so virgins or whatever they reckon it is.

    OVER

    I definitely hear u there......
    We have had the same thing happen, depending on who u get on the phone and whether they are feeling like a prick today.....and the thing that gets me is the amount of time u spend on the phone with them and nothing get resolved. After all who is paying there wage?.....
    But having a good accountant definitely helps.......

    I could go on with this for ages but it pisses me off...
  • DonJonDonJon Posts: 5,089
    aus_suz wrote:
    Should we be calling you DonJon, Holmes??......:p

    Yeah Holmes you can call me DonJon.

    Didnt John Holmes get to a stage in his life where he had to get a needle to get it up?? I remember seeing a porno when I was a junior and thinking 'whys that guy so famous when he is half limp all the time.

    Poor Jonny
    I'll ride the wave where it takes me.
  • DonJon wrote:
    Woulda been free then wouldnt it.

    Nah it went really well and answered a lotta question re posture, movement etc. Excellent stuff
    I'm glad it went well Brendan. Just make sure you stick to what you've been advised to do. .... as well as seeing him as often as he says. It's sometimes tempting to prolong visits but you really have to do exactly what he recommends if you want it all to work and if you're not gonna stick to it, it's just a waste of $$.

    Can't wait to hear about it....will have to set aside some time for sure :D I know it will be a fascinating conversation! :)
  • DonJonDonJon Posts: 5,089
    aus_suz wrote:
    I definitely hear u there......
    We have had the same thing happen, depending on who u get on the phone and whether they are feeling like a prick today.....and the thing that gets me is the amount of time u spend on the phone with them and nothing get resolved. After all who is paying there wage?.....
    But having a good accountant definitely helps.......

    Exactly so I end up doing it for you. Problem is you cant charge a client by saying on their bill "Correspondence back and forth with the ATO re change of address" when their response would be "Well thats only 1 form to sent - why all the correspondence?"

    "Coz the ATO farked up and I had to fill out the form and resend it 5 times" They aint gonna buy it and Id feel bad anyway. So they win again.

    So what did you think about becoming a martyr with me then giving me all your virgins?
    I'll ride the wave where it takes me.
  • DonJon wrote:
    Yeah Holmes you can call me DonJon.

    Didnt John Holmes get to a stage in his life where he had to get a needle to get it up?? I remember seeing a porno when I was a junior and thinking 'whys that guy so famous when he is half limp all the time.

    Poor Jonny
    Needle in his **** Yeeeeeouch! :eek:

    Didn't size have something to do with his fame?
  • DonJonDonJon Posts: 5,089
    I'm glad it went well Brendan. Just make sure you stick to what you've been advised to do. .... as well as seeing him as often as he says. It's sometimes tempting to prolong visits but you really have to do exactly what he recommends if you want it all to work and if you're not gonna stick to it, it's just a waste of $$.

    Can't wait to hear about it....will have to set aside some time for sure :D I know it will be a fascinating conversation! :)

    A mate who is a PT across at my gym came with me and watched the session. Im training with him for 3 days a week for the next 5 weeks with certain exercises to do and then certain stretches to be done 4-5 days a week.

    Majority of exercises will not be effected but some I will need to go back to light weights and just get the whole movement/range of motion spot on. Most interesting was the fact I take to much stress on my lowere back and dont stich my date out enough. Said my form is all good (not detrimental) but to change one thing you gotta go back to something you think is totally unrelated.

    Anyway enough of that - Ill expand in a few weeks. May even do a demo in my undies for you with them pulled up my arse like those surf boat paddlers :D
    I'll ride the wave where it takes me.
  • ZiggyStarZiggyStar Posts: 14,328
    DonJon wrote:
    Argh yes I remember it vividly now.

    So you have decided you def cant make it in Nov? Shame I thought it was still a possibility and besides the fact of not meeting - I wanted to see Tig beat the crap outta ya.

    Then Ill hit you while your down :D coz Im tough

    Definitely not going. There's just better things I can think of spending $2,000 on to be honest. Well, not "better" things but you know what I mean.

    Tig beat me? No chance! I've put on a good 6 kilos since quitting cigarettes so I'm no skinny little white bitch anymore! She'd be FUCKED!

    Speaking of those 6kgs, I really need to lose weight because my sister is getting married on 31 December and I have nothing to wear and don't want to buy a size 12 when I should be a 10 or less! :( NOOOOOOO!!!!!! Looks like I'll have to start exercising! And cutting back on beer. We eat pretty well -- just drink too much beer! And probably eat too much bread. Ah fuck! BORING!!!! :mad:
    ★ 1995 - Brisbane ★ 1998 - Brisbane ★ 2003 - Brisbane ★ 2006 - Brisbane ★
    ★ 2009 - Sydney, Brisbane, Auckland, Christchurch ★
    ★ 2011 - EV Newcastle, Melbourne 1, Melbourne 2 ★
  • DonJon wrote:
    A mate who is a PT across at my gym came with me and watched the session. Im training with him for 3 days a week for the next 5 weeks with certain exercises to do and then certain stretches to be done 4-5 days a week.

    Majority of exercises will not be effected but some I will need to go back to light weights and just get the whole movement/range of motion spot on. Most interesting was the fact I take to much stress on my lowere back and dont stich my date out enough. Said my form is all good (not detrimental) but to change one thing you gotta go back to something you think is totally unrelated.

    Anyway enough of that - Ill expand in a few weeks. May even do a demo in my undies for you with them pulled up my arse like those surf boat paddlers :D
    :p Now I was getting right into that and as soon as you mentioned a demo...I forgot the rest ;)

    Looking forward to it even more now :D

    Seriously though....it sounds all good - nothing too serious and nothing too hard to fix.....happy to hear!
  • ZiggyStar wrote:
    Definitely not going. There's just better things I can think of spending $2,000 on to be honest. Well, not "better" things but you know what I mean.

    Tig beat me? No chance! I've put on a good 6 kilos since quitting cigarettes so I'm no skinny little white bitch anymore! She'd be FUCKED!

    Speaking of those 6kgs, I really need to lose weight because my sister is getting married on 31 December and I have nothing to wear and don't want to buy a size 12 when I should be a 10 or less! :( NOOOOOOO!!!!!! Looks like I'll have to start exercising! And cutting back on beer. We eat pretty well -- just drink too much beer! And probably eat too much bread. Ah fuck! BORING!!!! :mad:
    Awwww Susan :( I hear ya! I've put on weight over Winter too......and I'd been thinking I should do something bout it......

    BUT....

    I'm now thinking it's just some 'Winter padding' and it'll all go by Summer.

    That's my excuse and I'm sticking to it!!!!!! :D
  • aus_suzaus_suz Posts: 9,406
    DonJon wrote:
    Yeah Holmes you can call me DonJon.

    Didnt John Holmes get to a stage in his life where he had to get a needle to get it up?? I remember seeing a porno when I was a junior and thinking 'whys that guy so famous when he is half limp all the time.

    Poor Jonny


    I think there may have been a problem he didnt have enough blood flow cos it was so god damn big....:p
  • aus_suzaus_suz Posts: 9,406
    DonJon wrote:
    Yeah Holmes you can call me DonJon.

    Didnt John Holmes get to a stage in his life where he had to get a needle to get it up?? I remember seeing a porno when I was a junior and thinking 'whys that guy so famous when he is half limp all the time.

    Poor Jonny

    Hey I dare ya to change your user name to DonJonHolmes..................:P
  • DonJonDonJon Posts: 5,089
    ZiggyStar wrote:
    Definitely not going. There's just better things I can think of spending $2,000 on to be honest. Well, not "better" things but you know what I mean.

    Tig beat me? No chance! I've put on a good 6 kilos since quitting cigarettes so I'm no skinny little white bitch anymore! She'd be FUCKED!

    Speaking of those 6kgs, I really need to lose weight because my sister is getting married on 31 December and I have nothing to wear and don't want to buy a size 12 when I should be a 10 or less! :( NOOOOOOO!!!!!! Looks like I'll have to start exercising! And cutting back on beer. We eat pretty well -- just drink too much beer! And probably eat too much bread. Ah fuck! BORING!!!! :mad:

    Lots of cardio and core work will have that waist and gut prime in no time. Beer is my problem too - Ill always have a beer gut but its worth it!!!!! Love my beer

    Shame about Qld. $2000???Were you gonna buy me piss all weekend.

    Gotta run kids and go drink beer.

    Take Care. Flipside
    I'll ride the wave where it takes me.
  • Damn you Brendan!!!!!

    I can't get this vision out of my head now - "May even do a demo in my undies for you with them pulled up my arse like those surf boat paddlers"

    You just can't go saying shit like that to a lonely, 'deprived' woman :p;)


    LOL!
  • aus_suzaus_suz Posts: 9,406
    DonJon wrote:
    Exactly so I end up doing it for you. Problem is you cant charge a client by saying on their bill "Correspondence back and forth with the ATO re change of address" when their response would be "Well thats only 1 form to sent - why all the correspondence?"

    "Coz the ATO farked up and I had to fill out the form and resend it 5 times" They aint gonna buy it and Id feel bad anyway. So they win again.

    So what did you think about becoming a martyr with me then giving me all your virgins?

    Perhaps if u are a female martyr u get Male Virgins.........:p
    Would u want them....?? hehehe
  • DonJon wrote:
    Lots of cardio and core work will have that waist and gut prime in no time. Beer is my problem too - Ill always have a beer gut but its worth it!!!!! Love my beer

    Shame about Qld. $2000???Were you gonna buy me piss all weekend.

    Gotta run kids and go drink beer.

    Take Care. Flipside
    Seeya Brendan :) Have a good one hun!
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