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Australia and NZ tour rumours going around Part 2 (No Bullshit)

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  • SamuleSamule Posts: 3,231
    Hi Sam.... Rum is so nasty its not funny..... you look more like a martini guy to me ;);)
    Only cause i'm full of class ;)
    I've never had a martini, don't think i would... i like olives though...
  • ready for the mad weekend tig? :eek:

    i'm really over retail... :eek:
    wah
  • Oz Jammer wrote:
    Or some vigorous shaking ;)


    ha ha

    "shake me, shake my like a British nanny!"

    i was kidding too, before anyone rings child services.

    she's pretty fucking good at the moment, she only cries when she's hungry. so as soon as mum whacks her on the tit, she's fine.

    she's not one of those baby's they just screams for no reason. but who knows in a month or two she may turn into the spawn of satan.
    condescending and sarcastic since 1980
  • Samule wrote:
    Hi Stella!

    how does rum with ribena go down? :eek:
    wah
  • that's awesome :eek: any bands in particular you use? :D
    It was only while they were babies.....anything we were playing at the time would work - as long as it's turned up louder than bubs crying.
  • Oz JammerOz Jammer Posts: 9,858
    Dark & Stormy is the drink of champions :)
  • Hi Peeps

    Ziggy...Congrats on selling the Empire babe!! Im stoked for you and Leigh whats next in store?

    Glenn.... so happy to hear Bianca and Zara are going great... and you of course :p
    and dont be dissing neighbours.... its the best!

    Kyl... get your man back home now and get busy!! Mr Buzz cant handle it all :eek:


    Suz... Andy flying back as we speak. Pickin him up tonight from Coolie at 10 :)
    haha! Looks like 2 of us are gettin lucky tonight ;)

    Hows things babe? :)
  • SamuleSamule Posts: 3,231
    ha ha

    she's pretty fucking good at the moment, she only cries when she's hungry. so as soon as mum whacks here on the tit, she's fine.
    HAHAHA The best sentence wording i have heard!
  • Oz JammerOz Jammer Posts: 9,858
    how does rum with ribena go down? :eek:

    It goes PERFECTLY!!!

    Rum & Black is BEAUTIFUL!!
  • It was only while they were babies.....anything we were playing at the time would work - as long as it's turned up louder than bubs crying.

    noice! i'll have to ask my mum if she did that... with billy idol, prince... madonna :eek:
    wah
  • Samule wrote:
    Hi Everyone!! Rum has never tasted so sweet :D
    You're not a "Bundy Bastard" are ya Sam?
    Everyone I know that drinks that shit always ends up in a fight...or at least angry.
  • SamuleSamule Posts: 3,231
    how does rum with ribena go down? :eek:
    How dare you even think of changing the ingredients of Ribena!!!
  • SamuleSamule Posts: 3,231
    You're not a "Bundy Bastard" are ya Sam?
    Everyone I know that drinks that shit always ends up in a fight...or at least angry.
    I'll just let you know m dear i've never been in a fight in my life. I'm sure i'm a bastard when i'm drunk though i've never been in a fight..
  • Oz Jammer wrote:
    It goes PERFECTLY!!!

    Rum & Black is BEAUTIFUL!!
    Samule wrote:
    How dare you even think of changing the ingredients of Ribena!!!

    uh oooh :eek:

    i still haven't tried the ribena challenge... i give up ever since my doctor said i can't have coffee anymore :eek:
    wah
  • ha ha

    "shake me, shake my like a British nanny!"

    i was kidding too, before anyone rings child services.

    she's pretty fucking good at the moment, she only cries when she's hungry. so as soon as mum whacks here on the tit, she's fine.

    she's not one of those baby's they just screams for no reason. but who knows in a month or two she may turn into the spawn of satan.
    Babies NEVER cry for no reason!!! That doesn't happen til they're older - like about 6 months or more.


    *runs to phone child services back and tell them crisis is over* ;)
  • Samule wrote:
    I'll just let you know m dear i've never been in a fight in my life. I'm sure i'm a bastard when i'm drunk though i've never been in a fight..
    even though I've never met you....I'd imagine you to be a pretty funny drunk.
  • SamuleSamule Posts: 3,231
    uh oooh :eek:

    i still haven't tried the ribena challenge... i give up ever since my doctor said i can't have coffee anymore :eek:
    Therse a Ribena Challenge :eek:
  • E.KE.K New South Wales, Australia Posts: 7,726
    hey Eileen, hope the move went smoothly?! :D

    how many animals in the zoo now? :eek:

    Four fish, two birds and two dogs.. :)
    Sydney, Australia - March 12, 1998; Sydney, Australia - February 14, 2003; Sydney, Australia - November 8, 2006; Sydney, Australia - November 25, 2006;  Brisbane, Australia - November, 2009; Gold Coast, Australia - January, 2014, Gold Coast, Australia - November 2024

  • Samule wrote:
    Therse a Ribena Challenge :eek:

    there is NOW :eek:
    wah
  • SamuleSamule Posts: 3,231
    even though I've never met you....I'd imagine you to be a pretty funny drunk.
    Ask Trudie and Woz what i am... I reckon im a wanker, apparently i yell in peoples mouths when i just normally talk to them...
  • E.KE.K New South Wales, Australia Posts: 7,726
    Hi Eileen :):)
    Hope the move all went great babe :)
    Get us some piccies of your new babies will ya!!

    Still haven't unpacked everything. I'll get some photos soon. They're not exactly babies.. 10 and 11 years old, two males and I think they're gay. ;)
    Sydney, Australia - March 12, 1998; Sydney, Australia - February 14, 2003; Sydney, Australia - November 8, 2006; Sydney, Australia - November 25, 2006;  Brisbane, Australia - November, 2009; Gold Coast, Australia - January, 2014, Gold Coast, Australia - November 2024

  • E.K wrote:
    Four fish, two birds and two dogs.. :)

    awwww!

    i thought you had a dog previous to your 2 new additions? :)
    wah
  • Well....must away....time to cook tea :(
    Glenn....give Zara a cuddle from Aunty Kylie next time she's awake.

    Just realized I hadn't said Hi Eileen :) Glad the move went well. Have you done the 'Prue and Trude' yet ;)

    On that note must go for a 'Shmooko" before tea:D
    Catch y'all later:D
  • E.KE.K New South Wales, Australia Posts: 7,726
    awwww!

    i thought you had a dog previous to your 2 new additions? :)

    Nope.. have never had a dog before so it's going to be different. The only thing I don't like is when they jump up on me and start clawing my legs.. Ouch!.
    Sydney, Australia - March 12, 1998; Sydney, Australia - February 14, 2003; Sydney, Australia - November 8, 2006; Sydney, Australia - November 25, 2006;  Brisbane, Australia - November, 2009; Gold Coast, Australia - January, 2014, Gold Coast, Australia - November 2024

  • E.K wrote:
    Still haven't unpacked everything. I'll get some photos soon. They're not exactly babies.. 10 and 11 years old, two males and I think they're gay. ;)
    :rolleyes: of course they're gay - they're poodles :D
  • SamuleSamule Posts: 3,231
    E.K wrote:
    Nope.. have never had a dog before so it's going to be different. The only thing I don't like is when they jump up on me and start clawing my legs.. Ouch!.
    Clip their nails. Or put little rubber stoppers over them, that way they still do it and it doesn't hurt :D What kind of dogs are they??
  • SamuleSamule Posts: 3,231
    :rolleyes: of course they're gay - they're poodles :D
    Woops, answered my previous question, don't worry Eileen, i found out :D

  • On that note must go for a 'Shmooko" before tea:D
    Catch y'all later:D

    enjoy Kylie! :D (might) chat to ya later :eek: :o
    wah
  • E.K wrote:
    Nope.. have never had a dog before so it's going to be different. The only thing I don't like is when they jump up on me and start clawing my legs.. Ouch!.

    never ever? :eek::D

    names? :)
    wah
  • E.KE.K New South Wales, Australia Posts: 7,726
    Just realized I hadn't said Hi Eileen :) Glad the move went well. Have you done the 'Prue and Trude' yet ;)

    Thanksh

    I've been practising "Arrr knnnoooooorrrr" a lot. :p
    Sydney, Australia - March 12, 1998; Sydney, Australia - February 14, 2003; Sydney, Australia - November 8, 2006; Sydney, Australia - November 25, 2006;  Brisbane, Australia - November, 2009; Gold Coast, Australia - January, 2014, Gold Coast, Australia - November 2024

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